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[neverendingmidi]

I'm betting that even fewer people will have Trump signs out this election. Not due to lack of support, but due to not wanting their homes firebombed.

On the other hand, those that do have them out will be far more likely to have something like this:

 

[The Last Stand]

Pancakegate?

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

First two scoops of ice cream!

Now stolen pancakes!

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

 

[Freddy Freaker]

I'm betting that even fewer people will have Trump signs out this election. Not due to lack of support, but due to not wanting their homes firebombed.

On the other hand, those that do have them out will be far more likely to have something like this:

Agreed. There was one guy in my town that put out trump signs and they were repeatedly stolen and vandalized. There were tons of Hillary signs and a few Bernie. No matter how the election goes I'm seriously dreading next year

 

[It's HK-47]

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Who hasn't been a goof and take some food when visiting relatives? Honestly, who hasn't? Do these people even have families?? Any social interaction? No wonder middle America supported Trump and will keep supporting him.

The other part, about how trump hasn't (allegedly) helped his mother's town sounds more like "he never gave me money despite he has a lot" to me...

 

[Draza]

Stealing pancakes is a impeachable offense. This will truly end Drumpf.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Oh for God's sake what now

He stole 40 pancakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Edit: late late LATE

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The Zodiac Killer himself has some strong words about pancake larceny.

 

[Judge Holden]

The Zodiac Killer himself has some strong words about pancake larceny.

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Tis rather beautiful how boomer republican career politicians have wound up becoming objectively more chill, funny, and likable than the entirity of millenial democrat media and politics

The bar is just so goddamn low thanks to the opposition's idiocy and short sighted hatefulness that even mitch fucking mcconnel is building up a respectable Irl shitpost portfolio. Freakin Jesse Helms would come off as thoughtful, dignified, and good humored compared to the dems of today

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Tis rather beautiful how boomer republican career politicians have wound up becoming objectively more chill, funny, and likable than the entirity of millenial democrat media and politics

The bar is just so goddamn low thanks to the opposition's idiocy and short sighted hatefulness that even mitch fucking mcconnel is building up a respectable Irl shitpost portfolio. Freakin Jesse Helms would come off as thoughtful, dignified, and good humored compared to the dems of today

Somewhere in the great beyond, Tip O'Neill is facepalming at the Democrats of today.

 

[Dynastier]

"He was here one morning I was busy making pancakes and he had forgotten my husband had died," she said. "He put a few pancakes in [his] pocket and never said 'cheerio' or anything." ​

I love how the article implies that he stole pancakes by "stuffing them into his pockets" as if that's even remotely fucking believable. Actually, I'm gonna' call it right now: Trump did still pancakes, but the relative was telling a story about Trump when he was 4 years old or some bullshit. Either way we've gone from colluding with a hostile, foreign government to subvert an election down to rumours of pancake theft.

We still have five years of this bullshit left.

Could you imagine Trump ever saying "cheerio"? Or putting pancakes in his fancy suit pockets? Although the mental image is hilarious.
I hope he comes out and says "yeah I did it and I'm coming for your pancakes next!"

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Could you imagine Trump ever saying "cheerio"? Or putting pancakes in his fancy suit pockets? Although the mental image is hilarious.
I hope he comes out and says "yeah I did it and I'm coming for your pancakes next!"

Next Sportsball team that wins something big and gets to visit the white house gets Breakfast for Dinner and Trump orders Ihop.

 

[Dynastier]

Next Sportsball team that wins something big and gets to visit the white house gets Breakfast for Dinner and Trump orders Ihop.

Better yet he pulls the pancakes out of his pockets and says they're his Scottish grandma's recipe, but they better eat fast because they're stolen!

 

[Judge Holden]

The year opened with the narrative of "DRUMPFFF RUSSIA IMPEACH REEEEE!!!!" in full furious swing among the media...

It ends with the same media desperately babbling about stolen pancakes and sharpies....

And next year is election year.....

And it looks like Drumpff's opponent will indeed be the child groping lobotomy patient...

*takes a series of deep breaths*

I reaaaaaaallly dont want to go full hubris and predict next year will deliver four more years of this golden age but goddamn its hard not to feel just a lil hype right now

 

[Dynastier]

The year opened with the narrative of "DRUMPFFF RUSSIA IMPEACH REEEEE!!!!" in full furious swing among the media...

It ends with the same media desperately babbling about stolen pancakes and sharpies....

And next year is election year.....

And it looks like Drumpff's opponent will indeed be the child groping lobotomy patient...

*takes a series of deep breaths*

I reaaaaaaallly dont want to go full hubris and predict next year will deliver four more years of this golden age but goddamn its hard not to feel just a lil hype right now

I have to say, I don't remember the republicans seeming quite so silly in 2016 as the Dems do now.
But the news media isn't running for office. The Dems won't be seriously hurt no matter how stupid the media act.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I have to say, I don't remember the republicans seeming quite so silly in 2016 as the Dems do now.
But the news media isn't running for office. The Dems won't be seriously hurt no matter how stupid the media act.

They had a few good lines in 2016, I mean "please clap" was hilarious. Honestly the sheer effort special interest groups had in Jeb Bush, and all the money that was flushed down the toilet there was overall just damn funny. Unfortunately most were boring guys.

But between senile Joe, Señor gun-grabber Beto, Fauxcauhantas, whatever the fuck is in Marianne's head, and the Yang Gang the Democrats certainly have a surfeit of blessings in the entertainment category.

 

[Miang]

The Zodiac Killer himself has some strong words about pancake larceny.

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I am still of the persuasion that this was the exact moment his bantz became consistently top-shelf:

 

[Judge Holden]

I have to say, I don't remember the republicans seeming quite so silly in 2016 as the Dems do now.
But the news media isn't running for office. The Dems won't be seriously hurt no matter how stupid the media act.

Unless ofcourse the dems decide to dance in tune with the media stupidity and latch on to every dumbass media trend and fad their PR teams tell them will ensure universal support from various demographics...again

 

[neverendingmidi]

Unless ofcourse the dems decide to dance in tune with the media stupidity and latch on to every dumbass media trend and fad their PR teams tell them will ensure universal support from various demographics...again

Oh please let "Pokemon Go to the polls" be reinvented for current year.