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This and the belief he's entitled to make a living of off a platform/field that wasn't designed for that to begin with.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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I really want to think so but always on that gehenna wind comes another inbred eurocuck with his eurocuck incel checks from his government in the hope's he'll contribute to the birthpool of his nation to save his race from the brown man for at least another generation. Or the North American cockeyed wheelchair manchild living off his parents small business assests or the rarest of them all the dune coon prince with daddy's Amex Black earned with making a line of microwaveable curry dishes. Any and all of those at one point ready to drop their unearned sheckels in the basket of the pigroach but never at once oddly enough.
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Definitely not. I've worked as a game tester before and the pay was comparable to entry level customer service at Target or something.
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I don't think she is self aware of how spoiled baby Philip was and still is. Reminder this is the same person that drove her son to school every single day even in high school.
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I don’t know if kf was down yesterday but I do know in my boredom I visited the king of gout forums and seen some disgusting shilling and I thought no way the pignosis can be that strongz have a bonus disgusting picture of a young pig roach
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The life of Phil Burnell could be a doctorate study into how delusion, arrogance, and social isolation can exacerbate the downward spiral of a man into a festering, grouchy con man who has long since turned his back on each of his formerly strong morality stances.
And he's fat too.
And he's fat too.
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No chance she is now, but she will before she dies, because once Twitch dries up and he can't run to another site, he'll have to apply the grift to them in full force.
Ma Burnell won't realize she should have aborted Phil until year 9, day 364, 12 PM of the 10 Year Plan when she realizes Phil never had a plan, and her 10 Year Plan involved Phil actually meaning all the bullshit he fed her when she gave him that money back during his wedding.
How was she supposed to know at the end of her life that she had raised a selfish prick?!
, as she dies of bedbug bites.And also his wife is a whorse.
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He survives not in spite of the autistic army who are "after him" but because of them. If the mentally ill waifoose lovin' cahrmmunity were willing and able to eject themselves to safe distance outside the Phil Burnell vortex I really don't see how he could continue the song and dance act and have the same lasting effect over those left behind. I mean he would try to maintain the facade that he's still internet's most notorious vidyaplayer.. but just imagine how dead those already catatonic rahwnest gameplaying streams would be if all sources of good honest trolling were lost to the ether. Strike two would be death to the victim complex that he wears as a badge of honor as a true survivor of The Swaticide attempt et al. There would be no need to defend him with disability cheques nor the revving of electric wheelchair motors. The real draw of his ineptitude at fulltime adult gaming died out years ago and everyone knows 90% of his salt is just a put-on. Now people just hang around because of his ineptitude at life and his inability to behave like a normal functioning worthless whoman.
The kicker here is that this is all that's left that's genuine in DSP.. being an actual certifiable moron with an all too high opinion of himself and with something of a staggeringly unmatched ability to keep providing prime examples of it on a daily basis. Think about the reality of this fact.. the guy can't go one single day online without doing or saying something that thousands(?) of people will laugh and recoil in horror at in equal measure. It's hard to deny it has it's own unique pull. In this sense he is indeed a khantent creator and this is the one autistic mineral he has a limitless reserve of to keep providing the world with.. it's only in his own mind that he believes the reserves will dry up and excavation will cease unless he keeps being given minimum 10k a month. Less money would only make the show more entertaining wth more deranged chimping out for tips and downsizing would be grounds for genuine improvement (divorce arc II electric begaboo) with less stress and more introspection towards a stable future - but he hates his audience and he sure as shit hates not getting all his own way so fuck yoooou for suggesting he live within his means!
Whales come and go but Detractors are forever so long as Phil Burnell keeps rakesniffing his own facial hair while thinking "uhuhuh.. they call me DSP".
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It wasn't a stroke. He actually said it.
It seems like this clip is out of context and he was talking about clothes as a kid, but it's not! The previous question was what does he wear to bed. He goat laughed that he doesn't wear pajamas he just wears underwear and a shirt. Nobody said anything about back in the day, or when he was a kid. Even if they did. What the fuck is he talking about? In the 90s there was tons of video game clothing. I remember jogging suits for kids that had Mario and Sonic on them. Is his brain really that fucked up from drinking that he doesn't remember wearing a Sonic shirt a couple months ago?
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Uses a $20 tip — the biggest of the day and good for almost half of today's total amount — to make his audience feel guilty about not throwing enough money his way during this stream:
This man will receive around $4,000 from Twitch within the next ~24 hours.
Oh, and just for the record: between cheers (about 2900 bits), subs (17 subs, of which 8 were gifted) and tips ($49) overnight and during the early stream, DSP made around $120 so far today.
This man will receive around $4,000 from Twitch within the next ~24 hours.
Oh, and just for the record: between cheers (about 2900 bits), subs (17 subs, of which 8 were gifted) and tips ($49) overnight and during the early stream, DSP made around $120 so far today.
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Just a clip of Phil blanket-accusing other streamers of tax evasion and lying about their incomes.
Why? Because other streamers don't discuss their taxes on stream like him.
Why? Because other streamers don't discuss their taxes on stream like him.
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Imagine being some unfunny sperg who likes to play video games. Shouldn't be that hard since that's just about everyone here, I think.
Then imagine making nearly five figures in a month for playing those games, and somehow being so ungrateful that not only are you not actively looking to suck the dick of every person who made it possible for you to make such a charmed living, but you're complaining that what you're about to receive isn't enough. Phil is about to pull in what I make in five months and I'm up and down, on and off my feet every day, under a constant time crunch, and working alongside with and in close proximity to another person who, bless their heart because I'm not sure they can help it, smells like actual shit. Granted, I have health insurance, a stable income and work that's actually rewarding, but still. From a purely monetary standpoint I'd step over Phil's still-warm corpse to be where he's at. Fuckin' asshole.
I don't think there's a parallel reality in which you could call what Phil does "discussing" taxes. Weaving a tale and leaving out all the important parts, sure.
It's more like a deposition with nobody there to smack his hands when he declines to answer a question.
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phil doesn't discuss about his penis on stream
i guess he doesn't have one
Nah, it would mean having to discuss the incident where he jerked it on camera more often if you ask me
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That number included the tips he got during August. He'll be getting more like $4100--just the cheers and subs from last night. Not a paltry sum, obviously, but definitely not $10k either.
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What the actual fuck, this is bordering on slander. How is Twitch okay with a streamer insinuating other streamers are lying and committing tax fraud?
No, but seriously, that's exactly his way of thinking. It's like playing peek-a-boo with a toddler who thinks that your face melted off when you hide it behind your hands...phil doesn't discuss about his penis on stream
i guess he doesn't have one
Whoops, yeah, my bad. I've edited the post with the correct info.
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phil doesn't discuss about his penis on stream
i guess he doesn't have one
"WRONNNNNNG!"
"I dont discuss my penis because braindead mahrahns like you can hurt my family with those information, okay?"
"I'll give you a perfect example, if I do a tour around my penis, braindead detractors like YOU will take the snippet of my Penis and compare to pictures online saying that OH....PHIL'S PENIS IS ONE TENTHS OF AVERAGE AMERICAN MALE SIZE and that's why Kat hasn't had sex in ages, that's just a snippet of truth, okay?"
*Snoooooort*
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"......but let's put you on the leaderboard with that 50 bit cheer you MAHRAHN"
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Aside from the already mentioned slander, this is fucking hysterical because 1) he actually did his taxes wrong (insert large projector image here) and 2) he only "talks about his taxes" insofar as he says "I owe taxes. Give me money." He has only one time given an actual number (the $17,161 for 201
, and even then he fudged a little saying that it was what was left after applying some unknown amount of E7's $12k to it. So it might have been higher. At no other point has he been even remotely straightforward with either his state or federal taxes, even while literally asking people to pay them for him.Phil, when you read this, this is (one reason) why people think you're a fucking loser.
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I do hope one day Panda comes here and spills the beans, so that we get real confirmation on what the lies are/were. I wouldn't be surprised if she had to sign a NDA of some sort though.
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