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Truthboi said:
You are delusional if you think Chris could get any employment given his infamous background, huge ego, poor hygiene, and very lazy attitude.
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I don't think his infamous background would stop him from getting a shitty minimum wage job, but then again he worked at Wendy's for at best a month before getting fired so I don't really think that's even an option. He was also apparently a very difficult person to work with at Wendy's, for reasons you could already guess why.
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
What job would Chris be best at/least likely to screw up?
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There's a whole industry of jobs for mentally handicapped people. That's what Chris needs because that's what he is: mentally handicapped.

Those are honest, hard working jobs, menial 9-to-5-type jobs and you may claim Chris is too lazy for those. You'd be right too but Chris has no education, no talent and no willpower so that's the start and end of his professional career, there's nowhere else to run to.

He had his chance of living life as an Exceptional arts-and-crafts type of guy but he fucked that opportunity years ago. He could be a YouTuber posting a video daily for the lulz but he's too proud (and again lazy) for that.

What he has left is what other low- and high-functioning autistic people get: shit jobs that even a child could do for meager pay.
 
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Wake me up said:
There's a whole industry of jobs for mentally handicapped people. That's what Chris needs because that's what he is: mentally handicapped.

Those are honest, hard working jobs, menial 9-to-5-type jobs and you may claim Chris is too lazy for those. You'd be right too but Chris has no education, no talent and no willpower so that's the start and end of his professional career, there's nowhere else to run to.

He had his chance of living life as an Exceptional arts-and-crafts type of guy but he fucked that opportunity years ago. He could be a YouTuber posting a video daily for the lulz but he's too proud (and again lazy) for that.

What he has left is what other low- and high-functioning autistic people get: shit jobs that even a child could do for meager pay.
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I truly believe he will die in a ditch rather than do even the simplest of meaningful work.
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
What job would Chris be best at/least likely to screw up? It would have to be something idiot proof. People keep suggesting glass sorter but he'd probably cut himself.
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I'm sure if you knew enough about Chris you could manipulate him into doing some sort of menial labor. If you can trick him into driving to Ohio and including Nazi Sonichu rape camps into his comics I can't imagine you couldn't trick him into handing out flyers or saying hello to people walking into walmart.
 
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since chris claims to be an SJW now, do you think he would be okay with a woman of a different race trying to get with him? or would he immediately go back to his "old fashioned" ways?
 
Agent Orange said:
I wonder if Chris would be motivated to work if he was convinced that it would speed up the Dimensional Merge?
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If Emma Watson herself approached Chris and told him she'd let him do whatever he wanted with her for one night, as long as he worked a couple days to make his backyard less of a jungle, there's still an 80% chance that he'd give up halfway through.
 
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Wake me up said:
If Emma Watson herself approached Chris and told him she'd let him do whatever he wanted with her for one night, as long as he worked a couple days to make his backyard less of a jungle, there's still an 80% chance that he'd give up halfway through.
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after doing less then half of the bare minimum necessary, of course, then claiming he worked hard to do what he did
 
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The handsome tard said:
For someone who is a """"Christorian"""" for a year, you kind of didnt seem to get the most basic shit, do you? Chris is UNFIXABLE, there is literally nothing anyone can do. There is a reason people call him a train wreck in slow motion, its unstoppable, destructive and fascinating in its own way. So please, take a good read on the Cwcki and properly join us in simply observing and discussing the disaster that is Chris's life.
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Anyone can call themselves a “Christorian” by watching the Down the Rabbit Hole Episode about CWC or Sachumo’s documentary on Chris or even GenoSamuel’s documentaries. There’s nothing to be proud of an empty title.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Anyone can call themselves a “Christorian” by watching the Down the Rabbit Hole Episode about CWC or Sachumo’s documentary on Chris or even GenoSamuel’s documentaries. There’s nothing to be proud of an empty title.
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>There are people on this board right now who call themselves "Christorians" without breaking into 14bc and stealing the feces out of the toilet to anaylize stool to see what barb and chris eats
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Hmm, I've been wondering about something...

Back in the day, Chris tried to make articles about himself on Wikipedia and not only did they get deleted, he eventually got his name salted, forbidding any new article about him.

IIRC, Champthom and the other organized trolls also made sure to keep any mentions of him away from the Wikipedia articles on Greene County or the town of Ruckersville as well.

But now things have changed a lot. Thanks to guys like Fredrik Knudsen and PewDiePie doing videos about Chris and the fact that Kiwi Farms itself has a Wikipedia page that mentions Chris, he's become a minor internet celebrity that has now gotten noticed by mainstream E-celebrities. Before, he was a cult figure among ED and the chans, but a literal who to any other person online.

I'm wondering if Chris would finally meet the notability standards for a Wikipedia page nowadays?

Yes, Chris has been salted on there but I'm wondering if there's a process that can undo such a decision.

Paging @AnOminous on this one. He probably knows about these things better than I do.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
Hmm, I've been wondering about something...

Back in the day, Chris tried to make articles about himself on Wikipedia and not only did they get deleted, he eventually got his name salted, forbidding any new article about him.

IIRC, Champthom and the other organized trolls also made sure to keep any mentions of him away from the Wikipedia articles on Greene County or the town of Ruckersville as well.

But now things have changed a lot. Thanks to guys like Fredrik Knudsen and PewDiePie doing videos about Chris and the fact that Kiwi Farms itself has a Wikipedia page that mentions Chris, he's become a minor internet celebrity that has now gotten noticed by mainstream E-celebrities. Before, he was a cult figure among ED and the chans, but a literal who to any other person online.

I'm wondering if Chris would finally meet the notability standards for a Wikipedia page nowadays?

Yes, Chris has been salted on there but I'm wondering if there's a process that can undo such a decision.

Paging @AnOminous on this one. He probably knows about these things better than I do.
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Terry has one and he is far less well known than Chris. I dont think he has one because he has done absolutely nothing of note in his life besides being an autistic weirdo
 
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