I bought a "Fuck Me Silly" torso a few years ago. It was a risky purchase, because I was living with my parents at the time. I really wanted it, so I decided to buy it and do my best to keep it a secret.
I hid the torso inside of a cardboard box inside of my room, underneath some blankets. One day I came home from work and my mother told me, "I cleaned your room today. I moved that cardboard box. I didn't look inside of it or anything. I put it in your closet. I didn't open it. I didn't see what was inside."
It was really suspicious that she kept insisting that she didn't look inside the box, especially when I hadn't even asked her about it. I suspect that she probably looked inside, saw my embarrassing sex toy, and then decided to pretend that she hadn't seen anything.
Fortunately, it didn't lead to any weird conversations like, "How could you keep something so disgusting in the house!" or "You should get a girlfriend instead!" She never brought it up again.
Sometimes I wonder if she opened the cardboard box, saw a female torso, and assumed that I had murdered a girl and chopped off her limbs. She would have freaked out and told my dad, who would have taken one look at the torso and instantly deduced that it was a sex toy. It's a funny scenario to imagine, but I really hope that it's not what actually happened...
