Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[gay frogs]

Listening to Against Me! because their lead singer came out as trans and you wanna pet her soft birb uwu doesn't make you a punk, you yuppie scum.

Not to be Like That but everyone who likes her now completely blew her off when she was just another white guy.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

honestly i don't even think staph listens to music. she seems like the type to find an album on youtube, entirely because she likes the album art, and then skips to the next song after about 45-ish seconds.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Spoiler: Demon ritual

She goes to bed early and is already tired? Fix your diet, Staph.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

you ever notice how her """""rituals""""" are always the most basic shit imaginable? "oh, all you need is dirt, paper, and 2 candles!". she doesn't even put effort into her fake witchcraft.

 

[marjoram]

"Place it in your burning receptacle", sooo, your mean your deformed vag, right Sappy?

 

[Koresh]

How does she expect to get a job if she can't function at normal human hours?

And yes, her rituals have no basis in "legitimate" (idk how to phrase this. Traditional? Standard Wiccan practice? You guys know what I mean) Even ignoring her blatant disregard of the three fold law and the fact that all genuine wiccans and wiccan books say that magic "working" is entirely dependent on you taking action. I'm not a practitioner so I don't have a full understanding, but I did do some work with a wiccan group and from how they described it, spells are the same as a religious person praying to God for a new job. It's a reassurance thing. Spells are self-empowerment is what one told me. But sorry, tangent, onto the rituals.

Wiccans put a lot of emphasis on the phase of the moon. Waxing phases are for "gaining" and waning is for "losing". Full moon is for manifestation and associated with the quintessence of things. New moon is rebirth. Each day of the week has a patron deity that varies on the pantheon of your choice. The stars position matters because Venus being in the sky helps with love, Jupiter with authority etc. There's so many details that it's impressive that some people can keep up with it all.

Another emphasis is sacrifice. All the spells I saw being exchanged amongst the wiccans involved the destruction or sealing of something. Sometimes it was the burning of herbs, sometimes the burning of string, other time they buried things to return them to Earth. The burning is release, either of the burden or release of the spell's power, the burying is like a "it's in God's hands now," thing. It's also used to give thanks to the Earth or whatever patron.

I could go on and on about what they taught me, but the point is that Steph doesn't even know her own damn religion. She doesn't follow the principles, she blatantly disregards their tenants, she's the equivalent of that white bitch who only shows up to church on Christmas and Easter, is the town bike, fucks people over, but still holds her being a Christian over others to shame them for being gay or doing something else she doesn't like.

Edit: In retrospect, it's quite misleadingly optimistic of me to compare Steph to someone who gets laid a lot. Or gets laid period.

 

[Meowthkip]

Yet in spite of these facts, fu k the government, anarchy for all

She kind of reminds me of Ayn Rand in that regard. "Fuck you, government, I hate you, but I will take your money anyway."

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

She kind of reminds me of Ayn Rand in that regard. "Fuck you, government, I hate you, but I will take your money anyway."

The two of them even hate poor people!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

you ever notice how her """""rituals""""" are always the most basic shit imaginable? "oh, all you need is dirt, paper, and 2 candles!". she doesn't even put effort into her fake witchcraft.

When I started reading Staph's thread I expected her spells to be variations of the type of spells from American Horror Story, Buffy etc. at least she'd be mixing it up a bit instead of the black and white candle, various rubbish or dirt and a Microsoft paint sigil. I'm bored Staph.

she's the equivalent of that white bitch who only shows up to church on Christmas and Easter, is the town bike, fucks people over

I feel personally attacked.

She kind of reminds me of Ayn Rand in that regard. "Fuck you, government, I hate you, but I will take your money anyway."

At least Rand accomplished something with her life although Atlas Shrugged could have afforded to be a lot shorter. There's no need for one speech to spread over 90 pages.

 

[la mort]

It gets worse.
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So, is Steph rejecting Nigerian princes on Facebook? How rude.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Heath is still in the harem I guess?

Whoever said she doesn't listen to music is definitely right.

She was never raped as a teen, despite her claims otherwise.

How many are Kiwis? lol

 

[mannequin]

snip

Except she's not Wiccan. She says she's a theistic Satanist and demonolator. She worships Satan and the goetic demons. That's like going up to a Methodist and saying, "Wow, you're a really bad Muslim!"

 

[Koresh]

Except she's not Wiccan. She says she's a theistic Satanist and demonolator. She worships Satan and the goetic demons. That's like going up to a Methodist and saying, "Wow, you're a really bad Muslim!"

She says she's a witch and reblogs wiccan identifying things and used to participate on a wiccan Mastodon server, and she's referred to herself as wiccan many times. I don't know what else she needs to do so you can qualify her as "identifying as wiccan."

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

I've gone 200 pages without reading the thread and nothing has changed. She is still as much of a delusional, degenerate, hypocritical e-begging trooned-out wanker as she was when I was last caught up. I don't know why I expected anything to change, because we all know she isn't actually capable of changing.

Also, Laura Jane Grace is about as much of a woman as Staph is a cat-demonkin androgynous goddex of Bastet, in that both of them are neurotic boors who think surgeries can turn you into something you're not.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

Except she's not Wiccan. She says she's a theistic Satanist and demonolator. She worships Satan and the goetic demons. That's like going up to a Methodist and saying, "Wow, you're a really bad Muslim!"

Who cares, she's bad at both.

 

[ScrapBuyer]

Spoiler: Demon ritual

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so do you think she actually memorizes all this or does she just sit in front of her laptop while performing this ~~sacred ritual ~~

 

[Vandy]

Edit: my browser didn't update with new posts so this is late but have some tism

Staph isn't wiccan and has never identified as one so wiccan beliefs don't apply here, I don't know why people keep bringing it up. It's like expecting a Hindu to obey the 10 Commandments. If you have proof otherwise I'll eat my hat but I only remember them reblogging shit about how not all witches are wiccan.

The 3 Fold Law doesn't exist in theistic satanism or Traditional witchcraft. If you're gonna go on a rant about larping magic shit, at least get your lore right. Every 10 pages somebody spergs about wicca but wicca is completely irrelevant. They aren't the only pretend witches on the block. There are many flavors of harry potter to choose from, Ed Boys.

That being said, it's all imaginary anyway but the idea that they're fucking up their lazy spells so badly that it just bites them in the ass is hilarious.

I really love how they've taken the laziest route via tumblr advice. "You don't need X, you can just substitute it with Y." turned from using an herb over another with a similar correspondence to "emojis count as ingredients and you can draw your sigil in MS PAINT."

Even though sigils are supposed to be destroyed typically.

Source: sometimes it's fun to troll woo woo blogs but you accidentally end up learning something.

 

[Koresh]

Edit: my browser didn't update with new posts so this is late but have some tism

Staph isn't wiccan and has never identified as one so wiccan beliefs don't apply here, I don't know why people keep bringing it up. It's like expecting a Hindu to obey the 10 Commandments.

The 3 Fold Law doesn't exist in theistic satanism or Traditional witchcraft. If you're gonna go on a rant about larping magic shit, at least get your lore right. Every 10 pages somebody spergs about wicca but wicca is completely irrelevant. They aren't the only pretend witches on the block. There are many flavors of harry potter to choose from, Ed Boys.

That being said, it's all imaginary anyway but the idea that they're fucking up their lazy spells so badly that it just bites them in the ass is hilarious.

I really love how they've taken the laziest route via tumblr advice. "You don't need X, you can just substitute it with Y." turned from using an herb over another with a similar correspondence to "emojis count as ingredients and you can draw your sigil in MS PAINT."

Even though sigils are supposed to be destroyed typically.

Source: sometimes it's fun to troll woo woo blogs but you accidentally end up learning something.

If you guys read the full thread she's definitely identified as Wiccan and practiced the exact same stuff. There's other screen caps floating around, but the wiki is down and I'm not going through a 400 page thread to find every time she identified as Wiccan. You're right in that she's distanced herself from that identity since she got in a shit storm with witchtumblr over the 3 fold law and some other black magic spergery, but the point still stands that she hasn't changed how she practices her religion, even when it started as Wiccan and got transmorphed into some weird Satan larp thing, thus she's a fucking idiot and her practices have no basis in anything. That's the point.



Here is the first brewing of the shit storm that caused her to go back on saying she's Wiccan.



There's other caps over her talking about the 3 fold law on twitter before she bawleeted everything. Like I said, it's all in the thread.

Edit: While I was trying to find any archives of her twitter, I did find this Prezis she did on transphobia. Funny stuff. Lots of buzzword salad. I have no idea what 90% of it is saying.

Transphobia:

The Dutch Approach Step 2: Real Life Experience Puberty Suppression Gonadotropin releasing hormone analogues (GnRHa) are prescribed at the start of puberty Stop development of secondary sex characteristics Dress as identified gender Utilize chosen name Completely reversible

prezi.com

I tried getting it to archive, but it's not liking it.

 

[Azafran90]

so do you think she actually memorizes all this or does she just sit in front of her laptop while performing this ~~sacred ritual ~~

Whichever is lazier, it's the law of Steph.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

so do you think she actually memorizes all this or does she just sit in front of her laptop while performing this ~~sacred ritual ~~

I reckon she reads them straight out of her Microsoft word grimoire.