Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

There’s literally no point worrying about this shit, it’s a problem that’ll sort itself out eventually. Mainstream comics are failing, woke rags (gaming-related or not) are failing, fucking Star Wars is failing. Who cares if she gets to be captain of a sinking ship for a year?. It might take one year or five, but what matters is that it’s not sustainable, and “winning” this battle is simply a matter of waiting them out until they implode on themselves. I don’t think Zoe Quinn is gonna get the comeuppance she deserves, but I doubt she’ll see much of the success and audience she craves in her future.
Didn't she admit to getting a day job? She's obviously not going to make very much from her terrible, low selling comics. I imagine there's a chance that she might become as irrelevant as Milo soon.
 
Didn't she admit to getting a day job? She's obviously not going to make very much from her terrible, low selling comics. I imagine there's a chance that she might become as irrelevant as Milo soon.
I've seen a tweet of her claiming something like that, but it was in response to people asking her about her kickstarter game. So she made a hysterical "I'm a victim" response saying she's gotten two part time jobs to pay for the development of the game because the kickstarter money was not enough. Not sure if it was before or after her Japan trip or plastic surgeries.

So I'm putting it up as a lie, unless there's some other tweet of her talking about that.
 
That also gave fuel to the idea that "he was a manipulator who would use suicide threats as a way to control others," as described in the bombsfall screed, don't glamorize what he did too much.


I was never a fan of Zoe but didn't hate her like most of the people here because she never triggered be directly. So she sucked a dick for a review, I don't care about that shit because video game journalism was always garbage. But I finally became disgusted enough to post here after this incident because it shows what manipulative and selfish person she truly is. She had to know this was a possibility but she did it to get clout for her shitty comics.. derailing the game MeToo movement in the process. More SJWs should be mad about that, btw.

So if I went from Neutral to hating her, I guarantee she lost at least some fans from this, cheer up guys

Same here. Back during the dumpster fire that was GG I could probably be best categorized as pro-Zoe, if anything. Now? I hope her career, relationships, everything, all burns.
 
That also gave fuel to the idea that "he was a manipulator who would use suicide threats as a way to control others," as described in the bombsfall screed, don't glamorize what he did too much.


I was never a fan of Zoe but didn't hate her like most of the people here because she never triggered be directly. So she sucked a dick for a review, I don't care about that shit because video game journalism was always garbage. But I finally became disgusted enough to post here after this incident because it shows what manipulative and selfish person she truly is. She had to know this was a possibility but she did it to get clout for her shitty comics.. derailing the game MeToo movement in the process. More SJWs should be mad about that, btw.

So if I went from Neutral to hating her, I guarantee she lost at least some fans from this, cheer up guys

I don't think video game journalism was always garbage, although it's always had it's flaws, but used to be 1000 times better.

It threatened to get really good around 2006/2007/2008, that's when it was maturing and taking games more seriously as an art form and for some outlets trying to be unbiased.

But then it quickly got hijacked by left wing politics and that was all she wrote.

It's sad, I miss the days when you could rely on gaming journalism to help guide you through the hobby, while it was always best to sometimes trust your own instincts on a game rather than always go by reviews, it was still nice to have some type of guiding hand.

That for me is totally gone, I literally never read reviews anymore, it's up to me to either take a chance on a game that interests me subject matter wise or try and read the tea leaves of word of mouth
 
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I've seen a tweet of her claiming something like that, but it was in response to people asking her about her kickstarter game. So she made a hysterical "I'm a victim" response saying she's gotten two part time jobs to pay for the development of the game because the kickstarter money was not enough. Not sure if it was before or after her Japan trip or plastic surgeries.

So I'm putting it up as a lie, unless there's some other tweet of her talking about that.
Where the duck would she work ?
 
That for me is totally gone, I literally never read reviews anymore, it's up to me to either take a chance on a game that interests me subject matter wise or try and read the tea leaves of word of mouth

You can usually read them pretty well. Obvious shilling is obvious, and legitimate word of mouth reads differently.

Proverbial street corner. I'd say she's pretty used to sucking dick for a buck or two by now.

The average meth whore could probably do better, doesn't have teeth to get in the way, and is desperate. Chelsay gives half-hearted handies to virgins who probably shoot off if anything with a pussy looks at them.
 
You can usually read them pretty well. Obvious shilling is obvious, and legitimate word of mouth reads differently.

Plus in the modern digital age it's easy to just wait for a sale if you're not totally sure about a game.

Although renting was a fairly close equivalent to that back in the day, of course that's nowhere near on the scale of digital marketplaces today.
 
It threatened to get really good around 2006/2007/2008, that's when it was maturing and taking games more seriously as an art form and for some outlets trying to be unbiased.

Where I live we had a stack of great PC gaming magazines, the writing was top notch, their reviews were reliable and it was obvious the guys actually liked video games. It was an excellent time to be getting into video gaming.
 
It threatened to get really good around 2006/2007/2008, that's when it was maturing and taking games more seriously as an art form and for some outlets trying to be unbiased.

But then it quickly got hijacked by left wing politics and that was all she wrote.

what happened in the late 2000s and early 2010s wasn't that they suddenly got "hijacked by left wing politics".
what happened was that video games magazines in the form of print media got displaced by internet reporting, and with that came along the displacement of actual qualified and enthusiastic writers who worked for the print publications by talentless bloggers who wrote for the news sites.

with that change in personnel came a general decline in quality and standards, a change towards clickbaity and dishonest reporting, and increased influence of (left wing) politics.
 
There's that brief flash of Chelsea right there in the video. What exactly went down between the 2 of them?

She did a couple of videos about the Alec Holowka situation and used some pretty strong language, even going so far as to call her a cunt in one video. I imagine one of Zoe's white knights took exception to it.
 
If nothing else we benefit by watching her jump from one geeky-gone-mainstream industry to another in her neverending quest to fail upwards into a position that allows her to fund her trips to Japan in some way other than on her knees, which we will all track with great interest and much laughter. She's rapidly running out of options. This time next year she'll have moved on to wrestling or MMA or something equally ridiculous.

What happened with Holowka was fucked up but I can't help wondering how close to the tipping point he was before the accusations dropped. He clearly didn't have much of a support structure the days leading up to it because by all appearances when his fellow devs dropped him he had very few other people on whom to rely.

Whatever the case there's too much moralfagging ITT and I can't wait for her to tweet something to send half the people here into another frothing rage about memes and TAKING HER DOWN
I don't think she has another jump left in her, especially with anything mainstream. Her association to any project from now on guarantees the type of outrage that can't be marketed for any type of profit or high ground that would make it worth the bother. She managed to make whole demographics of potential nerdy customers, who were formerly apathetic or allied to her politically/ideologically, now hate her just as much, if not more so, than the altright/mra dudebro axis she so valiantly resisted during the gaminggate apartheid.

Where the duck would she work ?
She would've been great in PR, if she had more self-awareness and a willingness to promote anyone else even half as much as she does herself.
 
Harley might be crazy, but she isn't outright malicious. (I haven't paid attention to the comics in like 15 years)

It's perfect for Zoe. Harley represents a quirky bad bitch with a psychologically abusive ex boyfriend and she now spends all her time having a lesbian-adjacent friendship with Poison Ivy where they can cuddle and gossip.
 
I don't think she has another jump left in her, especially with anything mainstream. Her association to any project from now on guarantees the type of outrage that can't be marketed for any type of profit or high ground that would make it worth the bother. She managed to make whole demographics of potential nerdy customers, who were formerly apathetic or allied to her politically/ideologically, now hate her just as much, if not more so, than the altright/mra dudebro axis she so valiantly resisted during the gaminggate apartheid.
nonsense
everyone who supported ZQ during gg still supports ZQ today.
the only reason anybody would ever support her to begin with is if they are neck-deep into 'believe women' ideology, and the people who are on board with that just see the holowka situation as some vile misogynist rapist getting what he deserved. they may not state it outright because "i'm glad that guy is dead" is still a bit too crass of a statement to be palatable to the general public, and it kinda goes against their constant virtue signaling about mental health, but they certainly feel that way on the inside.

tl;dr the holowka situation has changed absolutely nothing about how her own side sees zoe, the only thing it has done is rile up some of the gg outrage again, so now she gets a bit more bad press from people who already hated her anyway.
 
There’s literally no point worrying about this shit, it’s a problem that’ll sort itself out eventually. Mainstream comics are failing, woke rags (gaming-related or not) are failing, fucking Star Wars is failing. Who cares if she gets to be captain of a sinking ship for a year?. It might take one year or five, but what matters is that it’s not sustainable, and “winning” this battle is simply a matter of waiting them out until they implode on themselves. I don’t think Zoe Quinn is gonna get the comeuppance she deserves, but I doubt she’ll see much of the success and audience she craves in her future.
Eventually one of two things are going to happen:

Either the Zeitgeist will shift and people like Zoe will no longer be valuable.

or

These companies go so far in the red they have no choice but to change gears.
 
If nothing else we benefit by watching her jump from one geeky-gone-mainstream industry to another in her neverending quest to fail upwards into a position that allows her to fund her trips to Japan in some way other than on her knees, which we will all track with great interest and much laughter. She's rapidly running out of options. This time next year she'll have moved on to wrestling or MMA or something equally ridiculous.

What happened with Holowka was fucked up but I can't help wondering how close to the tipping point he was before the accusations dropped. He clearly didn't have much of a support structure the days leading up to it because by all appearances when his fellow devs dropped him he had very few other people on whom to rely.

Whatever the case there's too much moralfagging ITT and I can't wait for her to tweet something to send half the people here into another frothing rage about memes and TAKING HER DOWN

Pretty sure she's already tried some low-tier wrestling training that's tied to a nowhere federation, and she got exactly nowhere, because they probably didn't think she could be non-performing talent, like Elizabeth, or any of the other eye-candy that populated 80s/90s wrestling. Hell, ZQ is objectively less interesting than Luna Vachon, definitely less able to take a bump, and comes across as vastly crazier, which is saying a fuck of a lot, considering Vachon's character was like a female version of George 'The Animal' Steele, with boobs.
 
Eventually one of two things are going to happen:

Either the Zeitgeist will shift and people like Zoe will no longer be valuable.

or

These companies go so far in the red they have no choice but to change gears.
Qualitative agree, with one other possibility:

c) they keep a constant cycle of purse puppies, bringing them in and out as cost analysis determines who would be marginally profitable/acceptable to have on staff.

This tactic is especially popular in comics right now; Aubrey Sitterson, I think is the name, the absolute disaster that took a shit on G.I. Joe, is out, for example, but I'm sure some other clusterfuck was brought in to work on some other title, someone who didn't show their ass on Twitter saying America deserved 9/11.
 
Qualitative agree, with one other possibility:

c) they keep a constant cycle of purse puppies, bringing them in and out as cost analysis determines who would be marginally profitable/acceptable to have on staff.

This tactic is especially popular in comics right now; Aubrey Sitterson, I think is the name, the absolute disaster that took a shit on G.I. Joe, is out, for example, but I'm sure some other clusterfuck was brought in to work on some other title, someone who didn't show their ass on Twitter saying America deserved 9/11.
Feel free to call me a moron but what's a purse puppy in this context?
 
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Feel free to call me a moron but what's a purse puppy in this context?
A person high on the progressive stack brought on staff to lend credibility or esteem to an institution or industry in the eyes of people who value shit like that above ridiculous things like "talent" or "experience" or "qualifications".

A diversity hire, basically, specifically for virtue signaling.
 
A person high on the progressive stack brought on staff to lend credibility or esteem to an institution or industry in the eyes of people who value shit like that above ridiculous things like "talent" or "experience" or "qualifications".

A diversity hire, basically, specifically for virtue signaling.
They used to just make up important sounding but functionally worthless positions for those people not give them the keys to the kingdom.
 
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