Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Diesel Boogaloo]

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BY ALLAH I DECLARE THIS MAN MENTALLY ILL

Nice find! I archived it: http://archive.is/mnLfR
I wonder if Cannotgoogleme gave a fake zipcode near his location, or his real zipcode.
Anyway, I checked Alex's address that was posted earlier in this thread (6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, California) and what's that place's zipcode?
90045.

Everything matches.

I decided to see if there's some more info about that location, and I found these nice pictures of the house:

6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, CA 90045 - MLS# 16102640 | Estately

Previously sold for $1,040,000 on 7/8/16: 22 Photos • 4 bed, 2 bath, 1,926 sqft house at 6730 W 85th Place • Spring into coveted Kentwood in this spacious home on a frui…

www.estately.com

Houses for Sale - Home Shopping, Reimagined | Opendoor

Browse listings for hundreds of homes for sale online and visit homes on your own schedule–no appointment needed! Find a home you love today.

www.openlistings.com

6730 W 85th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90045 - 4 beds/2 baths

(TheMLS) For Sale: 4 beds, 2 baths ∙ 1926 sq. ft. ∙ 6730 W 85th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90045 ∙ $1,389,000 ∙ MLS# 20-550346 ∙ Best value in Kentwood! Flooded in warm natural light, exposed beam ceilings frame t...

www.redfin.com

The layout of what OpenListings calls master bedroom matches the Samus photoshoot perfectly, although I can't say how popular such a bedroom layout is.

Spoiler: empty master bedroom

Here's the photoshoot for comparison: http://imgur.com/a/ljSqX

Does anyone know if Alex had a laptop in early 2015, and if so, what model?

 

[Floop]

Does anyone know if Alex had a laptop in early 2015, and if so, what model?

Why is that relevant? Also tremendous find. This thread just got interesting again.
Ninja edit: wow that’s a really nice house. It’s almost as if it was bought by people who were good with money.

 

[Cast Away]

Nice find! I archived it: http://archive.li/mnLfR
I wonder if Cannotgoogleme gave a fake zipcode near his location, or his real zipcode.
Anyway, I checked Alex's address that was posted earlier in this thread (6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, California) and what's that place's zipcode?
90045.

Everything matches.

I decided to see if there's some more info about that location, and I found these nice pictures of the house:

6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, CA 90045 - MLS# 16102640 | Estately

Previously sold for $1,040,000 on 7/8/16: 22 Photos • 4 bed, 2 bath, 1,926 sqft house at 6730 W 85th Place • Spring into coveted Kentwood in this spacious home on a frui…

www.estately.com

Houses for Sale - Home Shopping, Reimagined | Opendoor

Browse listings for hundreds of homes for sale online and visit homes on your own schedule–no appointment needed! Find a home you love today.

www.openlistings.com

6730 W 85th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90045 - 4 beds/2 baths

(TheMLS) For Sale: 4 beds, 2 baths ∙ 1926 sq. ft. ∙ 6730 W 85th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90045 ∙ $1,389,000 ∙ MLS# 20-550346 ∙ Best value in Kentwood! Flooded in warm natural light, exposed beam ceilings frame t...

www.redfin.com

The layout of what OpenListings calls master bedroom matches the Samus photoshoot perfectly, although I can't say how popular such a bedroom layout is.

Spoiler: empty master bedroom

Here's the photoshoot for comparison: http://imgur.com/a/ljSqX

Does anyone know if Alex had a laptop in early 2015, and if so, what model?

I thought Alex lived in Temecula CA, unless they moved.

44035 Via Horca Temecula California 92590 (his address, living with his parents Theresa Lee Mahan and Mark P Mahan)

 

[Floop]

I thought Alex lived in Temecula CA, unless they moved.

44035 Via Horca Temecula California 92590 (his address, living with his parents Theresa Lee Mahan and Mark P Mahan)

It just took one google boi.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Why is that relevant?

The last photo of Samus has a laptop in the background.

I thought Alex lived in Temecula CA, unless they moved.

44035 Via Horca Temecula California 92590 (his address, living with his parents Theresa Lee Mahan and Mark P Mahan)

Those estate sites say that the Temecula house was last sold in 2013 – however, it does not look like anything in Alex streams:

44035 Via Horca Rd, Temecula, CA 92590 - 6 beds/8 baths

(SDMLS) 6 beds, 8 baths, 6923 sq. ft. house located at 44035 Via Horca Rd, Temecula, CA 92590 sold for $1,050,000 on Oct 10, 2013. MLS# 120051343. Extreme custom home, built with impeccable standards on an...

www.redfin.com

The LA house was put for sale in March 2016 and sold in July.
Here's some more info: https://www.searchpeoplefree.com/address/ca/los-angeles/w-85th-pl/6730
It seems like Mahans used to own it and sold it to some Ellner guy in 2016.

Anyway, this is how I see it: the Mahans used to live in LA, moved to Temecula in 2013 and left Alex home alone, hoping that LA will give him an opportunity to grow up to become a mature adult.

Here's some 2011 video, you can see wooden panels, similar to those in the LA house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSstUTvFykY

 

[Floop]

Anyway, this is how I see it: the Mahans used to live in LA, moved to Temecula in 2013 and left Alex home alone, hoping that LA will give him an opportunity to grow up to become a mature adult

That would actually make sense. You’d think his parents would’ve caught him streaming at some point if he still lived with them.

 

[Cast Away]

Since Alex is known to reusing usernames (like he keeps using EvaXephon everywhere), I decided to test Cannotgoogleme's tendencies.
Ironically, you can google Cannotgoogleme pretty easily.

Definitely the Fakku account is the same person; here's him being a creep towards the official Fakku cosplayer:
(obviously NSFW) https://www.fakku.net/users/cannotgoogleme/posts
View attachment 940434
Note he mentions going to Anime Expo 2012, the same Anime Expo Alex was talking about here: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000122-anime-and-manga-social/59561290 http://archive.li/ednMV

Other Cannotgooglemes might be different people.

There's one that's reviewing strip clubs in California and claiming to like boobs:
(obviously NSFW) https://www.tuscl.net/reviews.php?mode=A&id=406191&offset=0

Strip Club - Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club | cityxguide.com

Strip Club, Striptease, Erotic Massage parlor, Erotic Places, Erotic Locales in Los Angeles, California, United States

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Strip Club - Spearmint Rhino | cityxguide.com

Strip Club, Striptease, Erotic Massage parlor, Erotic Places, Erotic Locales in City of Industry, California, United States of America

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View attachment 940448
I think this one sounds a bit Alex-y, but would Alex actually go out to pay sluts? My gut says no.

There's also one in California who has a porn profile with fetishes listed as "Cosplay, anime", literally no content though:
(obviously NSFW) https://xhamster.com/users/cannotgoogleme http://archive.li/Uxinn

I also found few other accounts with that username, but they don't have anything interesting in them.

I mean, all this stuff still doesn't prove anything, but the brain keeps theorizing.

Also, can anyone date this? It was posted in July 2016 on KF. Paging @BigBlueberryBabbu who posted it
View attachment 940576
And this one is interesting in the context, it was in 2010: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/evadoll-png.193357/

After all that bullshit, here's a reconstructed timeline:

Spoiler: just a bunch of dates

Oct 2010: Alex asks Reddit about buying a doll (lying about his age?)
Jul 2012: Cannotgoogleme(1) visits Anime Expo 2012 and sees the Momoka cosplayer
also Jul 2012: Alex visits Anime Expo 2012, after being told that it's ok to flirt with girls there, but he shouldn't expect much
anywhere between 2012(?)-2016: Alex asks his chat about sex dolls and wants to make anime real
May 2014: Cannotgoogleme(2) starts reviewing strip clubs
Jan 2015: Cannotgoogleme(1) buys the first doll to make anime real
2017/8(?): Cannotgooleme(3) creates an xHamster account
Jan 2019: Cannotgoogleme(2) posts his latest strip club review so far

There are possibilities it's not Alex for the following:

A lot of losers like Alex go to Anime Expo
"Mai Waifu" seems to have already been a popular term on 4chan

 

[Lexi62]

Nice find! I archived it: http://archive.li/mnLfR
I wonder if Cannotgoogleme gave a fake zipcode near his location, or his real zipcode.
Anyway, I checked Alex's address that was posted earlier in this thread (6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, California) and what's that place's zipcode?
90045.

Everything matches.

I decided to see if there's some more info about that location, and I found these nice pictures of the house:

6730 W 85th Place, Los Angeles, CA 90045 - MLS# 16102640 | Estately

Previously sold for $1,040,000 on 7/8/16: 22 Photos • 4 bed, 2 bath, 1,926 sqft house at 6730 W 85th Place • Spring into coveted Kentwood in this spacious home on a frui…

www.estately.com

Houses for Sale - Home Shopping, Reimagined | Opendoor

Browse listings for hundreds of homes for sale online and visit homes on your own schedule–no appointment needed! Find a home you love today.

www.openlistings.com

6730 W 85th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90045 - 4 beds/2 baths

(TheMLS) For Sale: 4 beds, 2 baths ∙ 1926 sq. ft. ∙ 6730 W 85th Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90045 ∙ $1,389,000 ∙ MLS# 20-550346 ∙ Best value in Kentwood! Flooded in warm natural light, exposed beam ceilings frame t...

www.redfin.com

The layout of what OpenListings calls master bedroom matches the Samus photoshoot perfectly, although I can't say how popular such a bedroom layout is.

Spoiler: empty master bedroom

Here's the photoshoot for comparison: http://imgur.com/a/ljSqX

Does anyone know if Alex had a laptop in early 2015, and if so, what model?

Um...if that really is his home address why are we posting that out on such an open forum? Regardless of the kind of person he is doxxing is really bad. If he gets actual real life harassment it can even then be linked back to here and we really are just people trying to hate on him rather than a place where we criticise him. Especially since we have no concrete proof that this guy actually is Alex. He could be just some other creep whose obsessed with Zero Suit Samus. That parts not far fetched. And it's also not unreasonable that some other weeb on the internet like a large breasted pinked haired anime girl as well as Samus.

 

[Floop]

Um...if that really is his home address why are we posting that out on such an open forum? Regardless of the kind of person he is doxxing is really bad. If he gets actual real life harassment it can even then be linked back to here and we really are just people trying to hate on him rather than a place where we criticise him. Especially since we have no concrete proof that this guy actually is Alex. He could be just some other creep whose obsessed with Zero Suit Samus. That parts not far fetched. And it's also not unreasonable that some other weeb on the internet like a large breasted pinked haired anime girl as well as Samus.

That’s just a thing we do here.

 

[Lexi62]

That’s just a thing we do here.

Why though? That seems way too far.

 

[exhausted]

Why though? That seems way too far.

get used to it

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Um...if that really is his home address why are we posting that out on such an open forum? Regardless of the kind of person he is doxxing is really bad. If he gets actual real life harassment it can even then be linked back to here and we really are just people trying to hate on him rather than a place where we criticise him. Especially since we have no concrete proof that this guy actually is Alex. He could be just some other creep whose obsessed with Zero Suit Samus. That parts not far fetched. And it's also not unreasonable that some other weeb on the internet like a large breasted pinked haired anime girl as well as Samus.

Do you realize that you post this on a forum, where people dig dirt on other people, because said people were too stupid to protect their real identity?

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Um...if that really is his home address why are we posting that out on such an open forum? Regardless of the kind of person he is doxxing is really bad. If he gets actual real life harassment it can even then be linked back to here and we really are just people trying to hate on him rather than a place where we criticise him. Especially since we have no concrete proof that this guy actually is Alex. He could be just some other creep whose obsessed with Zero Suit Samus. That parts not far fetched. And it's also not unreasonable that some other weeb on the internet like a large breasted pinked haired anime girl as well as Samus.

Why though? That seems way too far.

>pearl clutching about potential dox being posted on a forum most known for doxing people
Do you know what site you're posting on?

 

[Floop]

I feel really bad for this dude now

He’s so lonely that he resorted to buying dolls to have some sort of companionship

5 years away from society really fucks up a person doesn’t it...

BUT HE CONQUERED THAT SHORTCOMING OF HIS BY MAKING A VIDEO GAME ABOUT ANIME SCHOOL GIRLS KILLING EACH OTHER. OUR DEV-PAI IS STRONG!!! UWU!

 

[Cast Away]

I googled what you might have guessed I would google. I found this: https://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=59944&view=previous ( http://archive.li/FyiOe )
I regret googling.



EDIT: Holy fuck, the same user calls his doll Mai Waifu: https://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=212&t=59077 ( http://archive.li/qlAvO )



And in case you don't know, Rei Ayanami is one of the main girls from Neon Genesis Evangelion (one of Alex's favorite anime) who is not an ugly tsundere like Osana's protoplast Asuka.

How many people who love Zero Suit Samus, like NGE and call a pink-haired anime girl "Mai Waifu" can exist on a single planet?

I salute you fellow kiwi for venturing through what must have been some extremely fucking ghastly images.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Here's the photoshoot for comparison: http://imgur.com/a/ljSqX

Holly Jesus, I'm not an expert, but something tells me, that for 5000 a month he could find something, that doesn't look like this.

If this is really our boy Alex though.

 

[Suck the Cock]

Um...if that really is his home address why are we posting that out on such an open forum? Regardless of the kind of person he is doxxing is really bad. If he gets actual real life harassment it can even then be linked back to here and we really are just people trying to hate on him rather than a place where we criticise him. Especially since we have no concrete proof that this guy actually is Alex. He could be just some other creep whose obsessed with Zero Suit Samus. That parts not far fetched. And it's also not unreasonable that some other weeb on the internet like a large breasted pinked haired anime girl as well as Samus.

It's not our job to police what information is private vs public, every piece of information we catalogue is a piece of information that could lead to harassment. Anyone could do the same work that we did and figure out Alex's identity, the actual address was posted earlier this thread you just didn't know about it. You can draw whatever line you want about what makes the a-logs of this thread actually start harassment, but everyone has a different line so whose are we not supposed to cross?

It's better that Alex's (potential, potentially former) house be public information than most anyone else's. He's already a shut-in who thinks the world is against him and gets violently angry over stupid internet comments. On the off chance, which I honestly don't think is very likely, that some sperg actually mails Alex's parents some threatening info, it will still only serve as a lesson to everyone smarter than Alex to keep your shit private. If we sit around wringing our hands about the morality of doxxing, someone worse than us will do it to someone else, because lol it's not illegal what're ya gonna do. We're the heroes, when you think about it. Spreading a PSA across the land about personal information.

tl;dr: Man up, pussy.

 

[ExuseMePrincess]

It's not our job to police what information is private vs public, every piece of information we catalogue is a piece of information that could lead to harassment. Anyone could do the same work that we did and figure out Alex's identintity.

Imean truee to a some point, Yes anyone who knows how to google could find these information easily online or in public / hec even if he is only sitting in his room he has naybors and possibly goes to the store and buys food. sO ANYONE OF US COULD EASILY SEE HIM AT HIS HOME. Im not saying anyone should hares annyone but as long as he is on this planeet he has to go outside at somepoint and people will se him and stalk/ harress him without the internet bbetween / So tha the possible address is here dosnt change the fact that people could learn his address by living on same street/ building.

I mena I personlay dont care where he lives i live in a different country but sharing addresees is just creepy to me but also didint he at some point give likee fanmail box address for letters if i remember correctly?

 

[Floop]

Imean truee to a some point, Yes anyone who knows how to google could find these information easily online or in public / hec even if he is only sitting in his room he has naybors and possibly goes to the store and buys food. sO ANYONE OF US COULD EASILY SEE HIM AT HIS HOME. Im not saying anyone should hares annyone but as long as he is on this planeet he has to go outside at somepoint and people will se him and stalk/ harress him without the internet bbetween / So tha the possible address is here dosnt change the fact that people could learn his address by living on same street/ building.

I mena I personlay dont care where he lives i live in a different country but sharing addresees is just creepy to me but also didint he at some point give likee fanmail box address for letters if i remember correctly?

Learn to spell boi. Unless you’re high. You’re probably high.

 

[Colloid]

Um...if that really is his home address why are we posting that out on such an open forum? Regardless of the kind of person he is doxxing is really bad. If he gets actual real life harassment it can even then be linked back to here and we really are just people trying to hate on him rather than a place where we criticise him. Especially since we have no concrete proof that this guy actually is Alex. He could be just some other creep whose obsessed with Zero Suit Samus. That parts not far fetched. And it's also not unreasonable that some other weeb on the internet like a large breasted pinked haired anime girl as well as Samus.

Everyone here knew Alex was already in Tamecula for years now; hell that was discovered in the 2nd post of this very thread. Regardless of whether or not the Farms did it, this leak was inevitable.