DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pubic Enemy #1]

It’s not a DSP comeback without assuming the other other person is a kid with no significant other

Also this shit is just weird, who the fuck sits around and listens to video game music with other people...and uses a specific boss as topic of discussion? Outside of a quick comment or acknowledgement of one I’ve never spent any substantial time discussing that with friends....let alone a significant other....but what do I know I’m a Kid

So Phil is sitting with his wife while triggering the trolls, owning the trolls on Twitter. Nice to know Phil's make the most of the little quality time they spend together. No wonder she knows all the negative shit people say about her.

 

[huffysan]

So Phil is sitting with his wife while triggering the trolls, owning the trolls on Twitter. Nice to know Phil's make the most of the little quality time they spend together. No wonder she knows all the negative shit people say about her.

That's the most bizarre thing about Phil. "I don't want her to be on my streams, because of all nasty things people saying about her. But let me be sure and tell my wife Kat about all nasty things people still talking about". Way to go, Phillip.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

phil remembers the 6 million
dollars he thinks he deserves

So Phil is sitting with his wife while triggering the trolls, owning the trolls on Twitter. Nice to know Phil's make the most of the little quality time they spend together. No wonder she knows all the negative shit people say about her.

DSP is trollbaiting. Tweets about how nice his life is, waits for a troll, responds to him with how nice his life is and how happy he is while projecting how miserable and lonely the trolls are (also not mature adults™ ) and goes to cry on stream about how much of a victim he is and how people want to ruin his family. And it works.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I caught up on the last 10 pages so I wouldn't duplicate a post or answer to a question.

There were a lot of questions about Phil and bank fees snd how this works so let me try to explain.

Banks offer a service (each call it something different but it is effectively the same program) in which you have to enroll. This service allows you to go into the negative in your checking account and the bank will cover the charge for a $35/transaction fee.

You cannot go negative forever. A bank I called about this service said that there is a $1,500 limit and once your balance passes -$1,500 the bank will no longer cover the charges, which resulf in bounced checks/canceled payments.

I have no idea how much he pays in fees for this but the bank must love him. He is likely paying hundreds a month just on bank fees.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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DSP is trollbaiting. Tweets about how nice his life is, waits for a troll, responds to him with how nice his life is and how happy he is while projecting how miserable and lonely the trolls are (also not mature adults™ ) and goes to cry on stream about how much of a victim he is and how people want to ruin his family. And it works.

Phil's baiting only works because it's true for some of his trolls, I'm sad to say. What makes it more sad is that people pay him to tell him it's not true.
People that give an adult male, a 37 year old failure of a human 5$ to tell him how bad his life is or how much better they are need to fuck off and kill themselves.

 

[Sparkletor]

It’s not a DSP comeback without assuming the other other person is a kid with no significant other

Also this shit is just weird, who the fuck sits around and listens to video game music with other people...and uses a specific boss as topic of discussion? Outside of a quick comment or acknowledgement of one I’ve never spent any substantial time discussing that with friends....let alone a significant other....but what do I know I’m a ️ Kid

Guys, I'm gonna be honest. I really need help. I need money to pay for my Spotify subscription so I can listen to video game music. Kat and I only get a couple of hours a night to spend together listening to Final Fantasy music on my thousand dollar 5.1 Dolby surround sound stereo system I have hooked up downstairs.

My bank account is in the red. I'm in the worst financial situation of my life. If anyone could please tip me so I can get the next WWE pay-per-view that would really help. I have no disposable income.

I also really need financial support for my wife. She requires a pair of fuzzy dice to hang off the rear view mirror of her car. I mean my car. And before you ask, no, she can't buy it herself. She has her own adult bills to pay, idiot.

Please, I have already made efforts to raise the money on my own. I sold all my Blu-Rays. I am that desperate for money. Please tip.

Poopymangaming1488 just cheered 50 bits and asked if I watched Spongebob. Yes. I bought a bunch of Blu-Rays when I was selling the old ones.

Please guys, I'm really hurting. I have no money. IFapOnStream tipped 50 bits and said, "Phil, you told us you go out to eat 3 times on your day off. Are we to believe you only went to Sonic for Kat' s birthday?" Ummm, none of your business. Yes, we went to IHOP for breakfast and a fancy authentic Italian restaurant for dinner and spent hundreds of dollars, but we also went to Sonic for lunch. I did not lie when I said we went to Sonic for Kat's birthday. What an idiot.

Please help. I might lose my house.

 

[Comma]

Why on earth is the fucking $100 tips goal still up? It's September 19th...

Can anyone who has been listening to the pre-stream from the beginning say if he mentioned something about that or not?

 

[PieceofShet]

Why on earth is the fucking $100 tips goal still up? It's September 19th...

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Can anyone who has been listening to the pre-stream from the beginning say if he mentioned something about that or not?

lol the exact same reason I just came here cause I wanted to ask it. I guess its a thing now. Everyday. Like... "im not gonna put up the leaderboard on certain story heavy games" and look where did it lead.

 

[Sparkletor]

They have changed Call of Duty to "action, action, kill, kill, kill"

Umm, okay. An action video game which is about shooting people is all about action and killing.

 

[Salubrious]

Why on earth is the fucking $100 tips goal still up? It's September 19th...

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Can anyone who has been listening to the pre-stream from the beginning say if he mentioned something about that or not?

lol the exact same reason I just came here cause I wanted to ask it. I guess its a thing now. Everyday. Like... "im not gonna put up the leaderboard on certain story heavy games" and look where did it lead.

Because dummies, on October 1st DSP is going to be overdrawn again, so it doesn't make sense to cancel the tip goal only to put it back in under two weeks, right?

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[MoonRocker]

His bitch-tits get flabbier by the day.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

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Somehow his chin looks like it's getting even weaker.
Who wouldn't be jealous of this man tbh

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

It’s not a DSP comeback without assuming the other other person is a kid with no significant other

Also this shit is just weird, who the fuck sits around and listens to video game music with other people...and uses a specific boss as topic of discussion? Outside of a quick comment or acknowledgement of one I’ve never spent any substantial time discussing that with friends....let alone a significant other....but what do I know I’m a Kid

I can imagine the actual scenario being Kat sitting in her office with the cat playing skyrim while playing some videogame OST on speakers or whatever when Phil gorrila-waddles around the door and starts talking about some boss and butts and doing his weird goat laugh as Kat gives a non-commital "huh yeah that's funny." Phil waddles off, typing on his phone to crow about having a human interaction, down to the kitchen to eat some more frozen homemade burgers.

 

[Salubrious]

Quick, someone tell DSP that Zfg1 is playing Link's Awakening a day in advance and stealing all his Day 1 Views!

 

[Comma]

Despite doing mental gymnastics on a daily basis, our hero still keeps having problems with the simplest of calculations. You've guessed it: it's time for another episode of...

DSP Tries It: basic math (28 + 5 = 32)

And yes, this is the second time he managed to mess up 28 + 5.


-edit- He just received a $3 tip and used that to lash out at chat, berating them for not "interacting" with him.

Clip:

The last part of the video of him just sitting there, waiting for the loading screen to complete and not even looking at chat was literally five minutes after this rant...

-edit2- And another complaint about chat not "interacting" with him:

-edit3- And ANOTHER TWO complaints about "interaction". Especially that last one is exceptional: someone asks him if he likes the story of the Borderlands games or some shit, and he turns it into a rant about interaction, even pausing the game for it. This dude...

Apologies for the loudness of the game's audio on most of these, but DPS is really bad at balancing his audio sources. Though I'm sure he's of the opinion that there was nothing he could do.

 

[Dandelion]

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"Next time use some common sense" at the exact moment he fumbles over basic arithmetic.
What a fucking clown.

 

[Shambler]

im convinced phils poor math skills aren't attributed to a declining mental health but are an attempt to fudge his numbers, the stream chat doesn't really seem to care how much he adds

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

im convinced phils poor math skills aren't attributed to a declining mental health but are an attempt to fudge his numbers, the stream chat doesn't really seem to care how much he adds

Yeah he is substracting the paypal fees so it takes longer to reach the 100$ and therefore get more money,if someone ask him about it he will either ban that person or say that he is substracting the paypal fees because if he doesnt he wouldnt make 100$.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Despite doing mental gymnastics on a daily basis, our hero still keeps having problems with the simplest of calculations. You've guessed it: it's time for another episode of...

DSP Tries It: basic math

How dare you questioning a Valedictorian with a University Business degree for basic math skill?

"You MAHRAHN, 28+5=32 because......ummmmm (look at chat)"

"Ummmmm, for those kids who dont know, for each dollar my paypigs give me I only get 60 cents due to PayPal RAHBING me with processing fees, okay?"

"So let me be really AHNEST with you and do the math for you since you keep slandering my math skill, I got 5 dollars, okay, and what I really received is 5 x 60 cents, which is, ummmmm...............about 4 dollars, right?"

"Ya....I think that's right, and that's why I put 32 as the new tip totals, but these mahrahns who dont know no Math doesnt have the brain to figure it out, okay?"

*SnooooooooooooorT*