حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[GV 002]

I don't consider myself a racist. However, I have had to put up with assholes of different colors in the past, and that really puts a strain on me. This one time, when I was in vocational rehabilitation, some African-American girl cut in front of me in line when we were getting our checks.

You're honestly telling us that one girl cutting in line in front of you really is your reasoning for portraying black people as gorillas?

FUCK ME DRUNK.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

I don't consider myself a racist. However, I have had to put up with assholes of different colors in the past, and that really puts a strain on me. This one time, when I was in vocational rehabilitation, some African-American girl cut in front of me in line when we were getting our checks.

Connor, there will always be assholes of every color. You're generalizing a whole race by something one person did to you?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I don't consider myself a racist. However, I have had to put up with assholes of different colors in the past, and that really puts a strain on me. This one time, when I was in vocational rehabilitation, some African-American girl cut in front of me in line when we were getting our checks.

. . .your skewed views on race seriously amount to "one time, a black girl cut in line?"

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You're honestly telling us that one girl cutting in line in front of you really is your reasoning for portraying black people as gorillas?

FUCK ME DRUNK.

FFFFFFFF sorry @Chanbob . I suck.

 

[Connor Bible]

Connor, there will always be assholes of every color. You're generalizing a whole race by something one person did to you?

What I'm trying to get through to you all is that I have difficulties keeping my cool when encountering everyday shitheads. If you get picked on or marginalized by your peers a lot, you tend to gradually start doing the same to others, either in real life or the World Wide Web. He Who Fights Monsters, basically.

 

[Silver]

Let me give you some advice. If you need to namedrop TV Tropes every other sentence to make your point, you're probably not very good at actually articulating your point(s) and shouldn't be a writer.
Plus, not everyone here (or at WP!) has encyclopedic knowledge of TV Tropes like you do, so namedropping them just causes confusion among readers.

 

[Locksnap]

What I'm trying to get through to you all is that I have difficulties keeping my cool when encountering everyday shitheads. If you get picked on or marginalized by your peers a lot, you tend to gradually start doing the same to others, either in real life or the World Wide Web. He Who Fights Monsters, basically.

If you had trouble keeping your cool, you'd blow up on them then and there. Going away and writing a story where black people talk in jive or are gorillas a couple of years later isn't being angry, its being incredibly petty.

 

[GV 002]

What I'm trying to get through to you all is that I have difficulties keeping my cool when encountering everyday shitheads. If you get picked on or marginalized by your peers a lot, you tend to gradually start doing the same to others, either in real life or the World Wide Web. He Who Fights Monsters, basically.

'Having trouble keeping your cool' is not an excuse for blatant racism.

The other day a Spanish girl cut in line in front of me when I was waiting to get on the bus. This doesn't mean I write Spanish people into my poorly disguised fanfiction as crazed bull-slaughtering bus-hijacking monstrosities.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

What I'm trying to get through to you all is that I have difficulties keeping my cool when encountering everyday shitheads. If you get picked on or marginalized by your peers a lot, you tend to gradually start doing the same to others, either in real life or the World Wide Web. He Who Fights Monsters, basically.

No. you're supposed to grow up. Growing up means stop using TVtropes to explain real life things and to not whine about the smallest problems in the world everyone has to deal with. I've gotten picked on when I was younger but I managed to make it stop without turning into a dick. You're 21 Connor, you are not in highschool anymore.

 

[Connor Bible]

You kind of have to consider the writer's state of mind when going over excerpts. Some of the darker, edgier, or politically-incorrect chapters were derived from my subconscious, filled with anger, bitterness, and sometimes sexual frustration.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

You kind of have to consider the writer's state of mind when going over excerpts. Some of the darker, edgier, or politically-incorrect chapters were derived from my subconscious, filled with anger, bitterness, and sometimes sexual frustration.

So it was basically word vomit? I would absolutely agree with that.

 

[KingofManga420]

You kind of have to consider the writer's state of mind when going over excerpts. Some of the darker, edgier, or politically-incorrect chapters were derived from my subconscious, filled with anger, bitterness, and sometimes sexual frustration.

It's not subconscious thoughts if you're literally thinking and talking about them at all times.

 

[GV 002]

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FFFFFFFF sorry @Chanbob . I suck.
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You most certainly do not suck, my dear, that is an extremely accurate portrayal of one's pissed off countenance when viewing Connor's bumholery.

MUCH LOVE SQUEEZINS FOR SPICY!

 

[Connor Bible]

It's not subconscious thoughts if you're literally thinking and talking about them at all times.

I don't think insensitive shit all the time, dude.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

What I'm trying to get through to you all is that I have difficulties keeping my cool when encountering everyday shitheads. If you get picked on or marginalized by your peers a lot, you tend to gradually start doing the same to others, either in real life or the World Wide Web. He Who Fights Monsters, basically.

Uh, hello? You act like this shit has never happened to us. You act like none of us have ever told you, in excruciating detail, that the same shit has happened to us. You really haven't read a goddamn post in this thread, have you? Probably not, because they're too many words. I should have guessed, as we all know you lack the attention span for reading anything completely.

 

[KingofManga420]

I don't think insensitive shit all the time, dude.

Have you ever experienced gaiety?

 

[Connor Bible]

o not whine about the smallest problems in the world everyone has to deal with.

Well, when dealing with particularly discourteous or vulgar people, one's limits can really be tested.

 

[GV 002]

You kind of have to consider the writer's state of mind when going over excerpts. Some of the darker, edgier, or politically-incorrect chapters were derived from my subconscious, filled with anger, bitterness, and sometimes sexual frustration.

This would be relevant if you were a proper writer.

You, my delusional little sausage, are not.

EDIT - You just described the writing drive for Sonichu, by the way.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

Well, when dealing with particularly discourteous or vulgar people, one's limits can really be tested.

You act as if you're the only one who meets these people.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Well, when dealing with particularly discourteous or vulgar people, one's limits can really be tested.

OH NO NOT CUTTING IN LINE!
I was gonna ask how you handle going outside but it's very clear that you don't.

 

[Locksnap]

Well, when dealing with particularly discourteous or vulgar people, one's limits can really be tested.

The problem is your limit for dealing with these things is very low. Most people can have a black women cut ahead of them in line, even on a bad day, and not think "GAS THE NUGS RACE WAR NOW"