DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

LMAO, Phil's dying parents gave Khet money for her birthday to buy herself something nice, because chad DSP couldn't provide.

She bought an exercise bike. It wasn't expensive. It wasn't an EL CHEAPO bike, but it wasn't EXPENSIVE either.

I love how Phil's lies tend to make him look much worse.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

This is for all the troll tippers, seriously cut the shit no matter how you slice it or how rapier like you think your wit is the bottom line is that fatfuck failure Phil gets the money and keeps doing what he's doing for another day at least.

I have to second this. If you feed the pig, it gets to oink comfortably for at least another day. If you starve DSPork than all the real juicy salt comes out which you can use against him in the future for free. Use your heads and don't be like chode castiel and other fail-trolls who donate and think they have 200IQs.

 

[mollymawk]

No pre-stream, nothing.
Entire rant about the exercise bike.
Post-story Q&A.

I don't know anything about any stupid newspaper articles.
evilaj2010 salt, slander, hypocrisy.
I think Code CastieL loves you.
Trans kids lives matter.

What can you do to rectify the situation?
Play Blanka 24-hour gym.
Droopy dog goatee.
Jasper THE pussy.
Wild squirrels.
Sore loser salt [1] [2] [3]

People are like really excited- or not excited, but they're interested to know why I'm so late tonight-

Exhibiting self-awareness as the stream begins that viewers are tripping over themselves to watch in order to discover the big mystery for why Phil is VERY ANGRY tonight. Knowing how to mïlk the situation exploiting that pent-up excitement that is self-generated. It takes Phil very long to fully explain his mundane crisis. He receives a lot of troll donations, and by the end is somewhat pleased by the success of the stream.

It was incredibly frustrating to build this fucking thing, because guess what - the instructions weren't in English. The instructions were in Asian.

Khat is obviously super frustrated because she's like "this sucks, it was supposed to my birthday present, now I'm out all this money, and it's going to take a long time to get the money back", and it's true!

Just trying to do something nice for my wife... Build this nice thing for her... NO, not allowed-

Obviously Khat is angry because this is her birthday present that basically she never gets-

They basically gave us some Amazon credit - not a TON, but they gave us like a decent amount of Amazon credit-

So I'm stuck with this fucking thing for another week. Sitting downstairs taking up all this space. This is - this is crazy, it's just fucking absoluely nuts.

Trust me my parents wouldn't have given us money just for debt or taxes or stuff like that at this point, they would have said "No, we're going to give your wife something nice for her birthday she has to use it for her birthday."

I noted a few days ago when Phil said that Jasper likes to look outside the upstairs windows when they have them open in the evening. I don't know the exact layout of the house, but isn't it a hazard that the cat might escape out the window somehow? Compounded with Phil *hint hinting* that Jasper might be source of his inexplicable sneezing and the oddness of locking Jasper in that room all day today to prevent him from running out the front door when Amazon arrives, it makes me wonder if something is going on. It's like Phil is gently setting up a situation where the cat might escape, to get rid of the cat, or for drama views. Maybe I'm overthinking it.

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On a different note, Fredrik Knudsen - the creator of the Down the Rabbit Hole series of documentaries on YouTube yesterday released a giant two-hour long video on Wings of Redemption. Out of curiosity, I jumped into Dark Dave's re-stream of Wings of Redemption today and caught a impromptu talk between Wings and Fredrik that occurred live. I don't know much about Wings, but it was an interesting watch. Among the things discussed, DarksydePhil and Chris Chan were reoccurring topics. I've isolated the parts referencing them below, but if you want to watch the full talk you can catch it here, or if you just need the audio of the full portions between Jordie and Fredrik you can listen to that here.

• Fredrik's opinion on trolls, Kiwi Farms, "fat DSP, white LTG", TIHYDP, "these communities tend to eat themselves", Phil and Machinima.
• "I see parts of myself in all my topics", Chris Chan.
• "Phil is a very smart individual", Phil has a learning disability, Phil might benefit from medications and therapy, "I will be deleting this VOD."
• "I'm glad you think the video was fair."
• Shrine, "expressing their love for this person."

 

[huffysan]

Oh, boy. And here I thought "Marriage Saga" couldn't be even more interesting. But our boy Dark finds the ways to make look himself even dumber than before. This is great.

 

[gaarashatan]

cmon guys, you have to think about the big picture. sure this is fascinating now. the whole parents giving money to kat and she bought a bike etc etc. but open your mind, ask questions. such as

why did khet buy an exercise bike when it couldve been anything? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

could she want to get in shape? whyyyyyyyy hmmmmmmmmm

starting to feel like a zelda character

 

[clownpiss]

he's going through what he claims hell (lmao) because he can't just take it apart and ship it back.

which is because hes a lazy entitled fuck who paid an extra 90$ on amazon to have it put together and has no clue where to start with disassembling it.

if you have the tools and put something together youd easily be able to take it apart.

 

[Toilet Man]

I am loving this story so much. Second time around listening to his little tale and I just love how not a single detail makes any sense, nothing about the story adds up, then there's his slip-ups like how he seamlessly goes from talking about Khet's disappointment to his own, one moment it was Khet's money, then it's his, then there's the fact he's way too mad considering it wasn't even his gift, then there's the other fact that he's doing all the behind-the-scenes phonecalls and refunding processes (is Khet incapable of refunding her own buggy birthday present?).

This guy really is his own worst enemy, but I have to admit this new tale is a damn near masterpiece. I could pick it apart for hours.

 

[Muppetmode]

I am loving this story so much. Second time around listening to his little tale and I just love how not a single detail makes any sense, nothing about the story adds up, then there's his slip-ups like how he seamlessly goes from talking about Khet's disappointment to his own, one moment it was Khet's money, then it's his, then there's the fact he's way too mad considering it wasn't even his gift, then there's the other fact that he's doing all the behind-the-scenes phonecalls and refunding processes (is Khet incapable of refunding her own buggy birthday present?).

This guy really is his own worst enemy, but I have to admit this new tale is a damn near masterpiece. I could pick it apart for hours.

First him having no free time. That’s a fucking ack and a half. Like dude, you don’t have any travel time for work, just fucking go after the first stream. Oh I forgot he has to eat, that takes 3 hours. Cleaning? Lmao wtf does he even clean? His dishes? I bet he just leaves em for kat. Then the whole bike. Imagine being home all day and being too lazy to take apart a bike for your wife(soulmaid btw) so she can get her money back and buy another “cheap” one.

 

[Toilet Man]

Oh I forgot he has to eat, that takes 3 hours. Cleaning? Lmao wtf does he even clean? His dishes? I bet he just leaves em for kat.

We all know that if anybody is capable of making a huge mess in the kitchen cooking something even as basic as ramen or a salad, it's Philllip. But I don't believe for a second that the guy who leaves dust in the same room he games and streams in all day long, directly in front of him mind you, also cleans up after himself each time after dinner.

Pull the other one gouty.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Nah I don't believe him that his mom gave money to Khet. It went straight to Phil's pocket and he spent a bit of it on a cheap ass Chinese exercise bike that even he couldn't put together properly. The man can't even put up blinds.

So that was most likely one of many purchases behind the scenes that he hides away in the back and reasons for him being a hardcore fucking beggar recently. What other gizmos ya got there behind that door, buddy?

He said it's sitting there taking up space but from the last we saw your place, you had a lot of room for it. Where was it supposed to go in the first place? What about the garage? Don't tell me you dont have room in a 2-car garage when you only own one vehicle.

 

[Leon Breitling]

"My parents would've never given us money just for.. debt, or.. taxes and stuff like that."

No shit. Too bad it already happened.
This dude getting caught in his own web of lies. To put it in the words of DSP: "YOU GOT CAUGHT THE FUCK OUT DUDE. YOU GOT CAUGHT RED-HANDED WITH THE HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR".

Nah I don't believe him that his mom gave money to Khet.

I don't believe for a second his parents gave him the money at all. Phil's mother (according to Phil) had conditions attached to the tax assistance back when he went to CT. Suddenly, for the daughter in law who they've met all of once they're gonna send birthday money like she's a kid? Nah. Phil bought that shit himself and came up with the thinnest excuse to make it seem like it wasn't him.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Phil is a very smart individual

Why is wings such a massive cuck for Dark? DSP hates him for petty ass reasons and has directly insulted him while wings was in his chat, and yet every time he gets mentioned he either kisses his ass or says not to mock him. If I didn’t know any better he’s priming himself up to be the next soul maid.

And wtf is Dark knowledgeable about? He bumbles his way through every game he plays now kicking and screaming and I say this with all sincerity but I can’t recall the last time he actually shared some worthwhile knowledge about a video game....this is the same guy that just refused to equip his action skill in fucking borderlands 3. Gonna need some citations on dark being knowledgeable.

Like I think wings gets a little more hate than he deserves(only a little) but every time I hear him give a hot take about his one sided crush on Phil I’m reminded of that 62IQ

Edit: just heard the full clip lmao, “you can’t listen to Phil speak and say that’s a dumb person” holy fuck wingo get the dick out of your mouth my guy, he says something that makes me question his intelligence damn near every day. Why this dude continues to suck up to dark I’ll never understand.

 

[DankSydePhil]

3 sites now running the story about Phils racism.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

That poor bike fell victim to the DSP Autism Vortex. It eats away at everything within a 5-mile radius, slowly but surely. The poor thing never stood a chance. F

 

[This comment matters]

So what was he so mad about that it made him late?

 

[Salubrious]

The best part of this story is the reason Kat needed the exercise bike in the first place.

There are 11 LA Fitnesses alone within 15 or so miles of his house. #3 is probably the closest to his address, and that is 2 miles away.

And it's clear he spent at least $100 on this bike, so the initiation fee isn't an issue.

Edit: I'm listening to Tevin's stream. DSP claimed that the company of the bike put in FAKE TRANSACTIONS and then made FAKE REVIEWS "to make it look like the product was good." Literally everything is a conspiracy in DSP land, he couldn't have just gotten a faulty unit.

Also, DSP is both claiming that "he wanted to do something nice for Kat" with the bike while at the same thing claiming that his parents gave her the money. So literally putting the bike together that she bought for herself is giving his wife something nice in DSP land.

Double also, I love how DSP is claiming that the company scammed him, but he won't say which bike he bought because he doesn't want people to know how much money he and Kat spent on the bike.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

The best part of this story is the reason Kat needed the exercise bike in the first place.

There are 11 LA Fitnesses alone within 15 or so miles of his house. #3 is probably the closest to his address, and that is 2 miles away.

And it's clear he spent at least $100 on this bike, so the initiation free isn't an issue.

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So she doesn't go around handsome boys that don't Snort, aren't alcoholics, 40 years old and can drive on a highway. It's pretty obvious it's a desperate move by insecure manchild Dark to 'protect his family' from Chads and alphas

 

[subtleT]

So what was he so mad about that it made him late?

To give the illusion that the bike situation is actually stressful and deserving of pity. Phil without a doubt was sitting on the couch before starting the stream. Phil is just unbelievably desparate to convince his audience how trying and labourious his life is. And even with Phil's patented hyperbole-diarrhea of story telling, it all just comes across as a mild inconvenience to everyone else. The guy should replace the bike with a stationary unicycle at this point because the clown mode is in full-force here.

 

[Cunto Shitarius]

So what are the odds Phil bought the cheapest bike he could with a 3 star average and pocketed the rest of Kat's birthday money?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I noticed as of late Phil's parents became his deus ex machina to any and all financial woes.

When he got married, his parents jumped in and paid for everything.
When he didn't have enough for taxes, his mother gave him 4,000$.
When he and Katherine got Jasper and were "worried" about vet bills, his parents said they would pay for possible bills.
When Katherine got something expensive, his parents bought it for her.

Bare in mind this comes from a man that will bend the story as he sees fit. Either his parents are struggling all the time even causing him to not get accepted to some "ivy league". Or his parents being rich enough to get him to a good school, buy him everything (Minus that Wolverine toy.) and even being ok with 3rd grade Phil giving away a 50$ perfume to his elementary school teacher.

I'll also point out he seems just as ass mad about this bike situation, as he was before Katherine's birthday when he claimed there might be some secret homeowner association meeting that would prevent him from streaming, but later didn't happen.
Wild guess, Katherine's birthday was horrible and I'm glad for her.

Edit: As much as I hate acting like a sperg, I sometimes can't help myself.
Since Phil is being featured in some articles I would suggest offering those articles proof of other things he has done, avoid personal opinions and do it in a very friendly manner.
Show them his threats to beat a child, his LGBTQ remarks, sexual harassment and/or scams. But keep it short, as noone cares about Phil as much as we do.