I don't listen to many of his pre streams but I noticed that he does the choking/heavy snort and the loud belch into the mic during his first prestream and before he starts the "how to tip" routine. If he id doing these disgusting habits as way to ward of trolls, it doesn't work. I have a feeling that he won't start until minutes to 12pm his time.
If I recall correctly, one of the Twitch Staff members is a legitimate fan of Phil, no?
I feel like we had this conversation before a long time ago, and one of the main reasons that the higher ups aren't keeping an eye on Phil (besides the disability checks) would be that he has a white-knight among them.
Unrelated, but - y'all seen TimTheTatman getting banned for like 10 minutes earlier today? Twitch is a legit dumpster fire; and run by monkeys to top it all off. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone at this point.
Everything was internal he said, which begs the question what did he have to assemble? I'm guessing he just had to maybe attach pedals, affix the seat, and whatever footing the bike had. Some sort of recumbent bike most likely.
I think the screws here look like they have a dimple for an Allen screw/wrench.
Considering Phil's general intelligence level when putting things together, I wouldn't doubt that if the bike has a friction knob to apply more resistance, Phil tightened that as hard as he could without knowing what it is and broke the mechanism.
This is what I fail to understand.
People want to see him fail or get some justice, he never does. When a chance comes up, for which only he is at fault and only he is to blame, people defend him and troll shield him.
Even if he were banned from Twitch he would move to YouTube or Mixer. Him getting banned from Twitch isn't the end all, it's just a smite.
I don’t understand it either. Phil has been incredibly boring and mild lately. I would love a “Twitch Banned ME for no reason!” Series of YT videos where he would sperg out against everyone and everything. We would get some vintage DSP and people are bitching about that?
During last night's (09/19/19) Street Fighter Throwback Salty Beggin' stream, DSP deflected the suggestion that he start going to a 24 hour gym with an infuriating amount of condescension.
*LIP SMACK!*
Uh.
Play Blanka?
Uh.
I don't know anything about 24 hour gyms, but, no.
There's no way that--
Number One: I'm going to a gym.
Because, I'm tired as hell, when I'm not working!
I, literally, get up in the morning.
Am moving!
Whether I'm having breakfast! *WAVES HANDS AROUND*
Washing!
Whatever I need to do! *HAND CLAP*
On stream!
Stream!
Dinner!
Clean up!
Right back to stream!
Tonight!
I won't even get a moment to myself!
Because, right after this stream, I have to shower!
I won't even get moment to myself!
Because Kat's home! *HAND CLAP*
Right after eleven!
So, then, I spend a little bit of time relaxing with her!
Maybe an hour, or two, we have to unwind at night!
*LEANS BACK INTO HIS SUNKEN IN LOVESEAT*
*SAUSAGE MODE ACTIVATED*
And that's it!
Like.
I don't have time to go to the fucking gym!
You--
You guys--
I swear to God!
The people who criticize me for stuff like this, think that I have a life where I just sit around the house all day doing nothing!
Like. *CLOSES HIS EYES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISAPPROVAL*
You just have no concept on what it's like to operate a business.
You have no concept on what it's like to have a fucking life! *GLARES AT VIEWERS*
You really don't!
ACK!
ACK!
ACK!
You really don't! *LEANS FORWARD*
*SAUSAGE MODE DEACTIVATED*
If that's what you think, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. *LEANS INTO THE MICROPHONE*
*THROAT CLEAR*
This isn't the first time that he used his "BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!" self-made work schedule as an excuse for not being able to exercise regularly, or at all. But this little rant was especially infuriating, IMO.
Tonight! I won't even get a moment to myself!
Because, right after this stream, I have to shower!
I won't even get moment to myself!
Because Kat's home!
*HAND CLAP*
Right after eleven!
I don't know what he considers "having a moment to himself."
Isn't showering part of "having a moment to himself"?
Why does he always refer to showering and eating his microwave dinners as work?
It's so fucking bizarre.
I don't have time to go to the fucking gym! You-- You guys-- I swear to God!
The people who criticize me for stuff like this, think that I have a life where I just sit around the house all day doing nothing! *CLOSES HIS EYES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISAPPROVAL*
You just have no concept on what it's like to operate a business. You have no concept on what it's like to have a fucking life! *GLARES AT VIEWERS*
You really don't!
This is just gaslighting.
The Twitch-Promoted E-Beggar, Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, does have a life where he sits around the house all day doing nothing.
DSP makes a ridiculous amount of money every month, for poorly playing video games in the laziest, most low-effort, way possible.
The amount of financial freedom that the monetary support of his paypigs and tryhard trolls has given him, allows this internet panhandler to shape his life into the sedentary hermet-like NEET lifestyle that he revels in.
Which, whatever, if that's what he chooses to do with the money that he sleazily extracted from the naive and weak-minded in his audience, that's his business.
But when he defends his bone-deep laziness in such a condescending and insulting way, it's aggravating.
Just say that you don't want to go to a gym!
You don't need to be such an asshole about it!
I say that, but I know that he can't help himself from acting like an asshole, because he's DSP. And if he didn't act like an insufferable asshole, he wouldn't be DSP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell feigns financial distress and uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.
I don’t understand it either. Phil has been incredibly boring and mild lately. I would love a “Twitch Banned ME for no reason!” Series of YT videos where he would sperg out against everyone and everything. We would get some vintage DSP and people are bitching about that?
I don’t understand it either. Phil has been incredibly boring and mild lately. I would love a “Twitch Banned ME for no reason!” Series of YT videos where he would sperg out against everyone and everything. We would get some vintage DSP and people are bitching about that?
A lot of people have stopped following Phil just because of that. He got boring, and there is never a payout.
There is no more entertaining stuff because he's fine financially and safe. The best you ever see from Philip is when he's really fucked, and he's not been fucked in a while. If he got kicked off Twitch it would be funny, but not his end. He would move to either YouTube or Mixer. If he went on Mixer he would rage his balls off because all his name variations are taken, and let's not even consider YouTube. And if he got temp banned on Twitch he would go to YouTube for a emergency stream where he would only beg for money, since if he got even a 1$ tip on a different site for streaming Twitch would drop him.
Seriously why do people think Phil would ever stop being a cow or streaming is beyond me.
It's amazing that he looks bored playing a game he literally started 7 minutes ago.
Also, the "King of Retro" has never played this game before because he was shocked that a chain chomp was in this game.
I'm not going to be able to watch DSP butcher one of my favorite childhood games for much longer, especially with his usual "read all the text on the screen" routine.
This. Add the fact that Phil is the one internet personality that you already know will shoot himself in the foot again and again, just leave him do what he does best - fucking himself over.
This is what I fail to understand.
People want to see him fail or get some justice, he never does. When a chance comes up, for which only he is at fault and only he is to blame, people defend him and troll shield him.
Even if he were banned from Twitch he would move to YouTube or Mixer. Him getting banned from Twitch isn't the end all, it's just a smite.
I have noticed that when Phil does something especially egregious which causes such an uproar that Twitch receives a boatload of reports, they yawn and wave it along as a non issue.
The only times he's gotten into trouble have been when seemingly under the radar instances occur.
Moral of the story is that DSP catching hell by Twitch is going to happen when people least expect it and for almost innocuous reasons by comparison.
It'll catch him completely by surprise so there will be so much panic.
We all heard of Phil, a.k.a. The Hero of Hate, but now is time for MrPapaveraceae, a.k.a. The King of Cucks, to gather the Triforce of Minecraft, Triforce of Stupidity and Triforce of Being a Fucking Normal Functioning Adult.
Keep in mind he is a 40+ year old adult.
[2017-06-15 21:29:48 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: I would totally try DSP cereal. Phil's cereal would be Goutios.
[2017-06-21 19:48:27 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: I haven't dusted in over a year and feel bad. I try to do a thorough cleaning once a year. I can feel it in my nose though that I need a dusting.
A grown ass fucking man, full grown adult.
[2017-05-29 19:06:40 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: I'm getting white hairs.
[2017-06-27 23:11:32 UTC] mrpapaveraceae: I'm old and hard of hearing.
How Phil attracts these utter retards is beyond me.
During last night's (09/19/19) Street Fighter Throwback Salty Beggin' stream, DSP deflected the suggestion that he start going to a 24 hour gym with an infuriating amount of condescension.
*LIP SMACK!*
Uh.
Play Blanka?
Uh.
I don't know anything about 24 hour gyms, but, no.
There's no way that--
Number One: I'm going to a gym.
Because, I'm tired as hell, when I'm not working!
I, literally, get up in the morning.
Am moving!
Whether I'm having breakfast! *WAVES HANDS AROUND*
Washing!
Whatever I need to do! *HAND CLAP*
On stream!
Stream!
Dinner!
Clean up!
Right back to stream!
Tonight!
I won't even get a moment to myself!
Because, right after this stream, I have to shower!
I won't even get moment to myself!
Because Kat's home! *HAND CLAP*
Right after eleven!
So, then, I spend a little bit of time relaxing with her!
Maybe an hour, or two, we have to unwind at night!
*LEANS BACK INTO HIS SUNKEN IN LOVESEAT*
*SAUSAGE MODE ACTIVATED*
And that's it!
Like.
I don't have time to go to the fucking gym!
You--
You guys--
I swear to God!
The people who criticize me for stuff like this, think that I have a life where I just sit around the house all day doing nothing!
Like. *CLOSES HIS EYES AND SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISAPPROVAL*
You just have no concept on what it's like to operate a business.
You have no concept on what it's like to have a fucking life! *GLARES AT VIEWERS*
You really don't!
ACK!
ACK!
ACK!
You really don't! *LEANS FORWARD*
*SAUSAGE MODE DEACTIVATED*
If that's what you think, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. *LEANS INTO THE MICROPHONE*
*THROAT CLEAR*
This isn't the first time that he used his "BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!" self-made work schedule as an excuse for not being able to exercise regularly, or at all. But this little rant was especially infuriating, IMO.
I don't know what he considers "having a moment to himself."
Isn't showering part of "having a moment to himself"?
Why does he always refer to showering and eating his microwave dinners as work?
It's so fucking bizarre.
This is just gaslighting.
The Twitch-Promoted E-Beggar, Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell, does have a life where he sits around the house all day doing nothing.
DSP makes a ridiculous amount of money every month, for poorly playing video games in the laziest, most low-effort, way possible.
The amount of financial freedom that the monetary support of his paypigs and tryhard trolls has given him, allows this internet panhandler to shape his life into the sedentary hermet-like NEET lifestyle that he revels in.
Which, whatever, if that's what he chooses to do with the money that he sleazily extracted from the naive and weak-minded in his audience, that's his business.
But when he defends his bone-deep laziness in such a condescending and insulting way, it's aggravating.
Just say that you don't want to go to a gym!
You don't need to be such an asshole about it!
I say that, but I know that he can't help himself from acting like an asshole, because he's DSP. And if he didn't act like an insufferable asshole, he wouldn't be DSP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell is a grifter. FULL STOP.
Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell feigns financial distress and uses emotional manipulation, of both his supporters and his detractors, to shake money out of the pockets of children and naive adults.
This is what I fail to understand.
People want to see him fail or get some justice, he never does. When a chance comes up, for which only he is at fault and only he is to blame, people defend him and troll shield him.
Even if he were banned from Twitch he would move to YouTube or Mixer. Him getting banned from Twitch isn't the end all, it's just a smite.
Nah I don't believe him that his mom gave money to Khet. It went straight to Phil's pocket and he spent a bit of it on a cheap ass Chinese exercise bike that even he couldn't put together properly. The man can't even put up blinds.
So that was most likely one of many purchases behind the scenes that he hides away in the back and reasons for him being a hardcore fucking beggar recently. What other gizmos ya got there behind that door, buddy?
He said it's sitting there taking up space but from the last we saw your place, you had a lot of room for it. Where was it supposed to go in the first place? What about the garage? Don't tell me you dont have room in a 2-car garage when you only own one vehicle.
My favorite DSP contradiction: he tries to rush through every game as fast as possible, but he also avoids the main quest as much as possible to stretch out every stream.
Edit: This motherfucker is farming/grinding for rupees FORTY minutes into the game!
Just so he can do the fishing sidequest. Jeez.
DSP will not advance in the game without the bottle.
"HUH!? How was I supposed to know that, dood!? The instrahction mahnual for this piece of shit Taiwanese bike was in TRANSLATED ENGLISH! Nothing I could do!"
"HUH!? How was I supposed to know that, dood!? The instrahction mahnual for this piece of shit Taiwanese bike was in TRANSLATED ENGLISH! Nothing I could do!"
