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yes but Phil doesn't know that. Spanish is probably too much for him
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yes but Phil doesn't know that. Spanish is probably too much for him
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There is a bit of rupee grinding irrc with link's Awakening because you have to get items from the shop and what not. I remember that you have to upgrade the wallet into for you get an important item. Seems like DSP is prepped for all the oddities of this Zelda game, I think that he read a guide beforehand.
Also wow RobWarren is a massive cuck for getting the Genesis mini for DSP.
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In Link's Awakening, you can either buy or steal the bow from the shop. It cost 980 Rupees in the original to buy the bow, and I thin you can only raise about 300 before you have to farm rupee by rupee. Its annoying, but I don't think you need the bow until the eighth dungeon, and after you get the bow you don't need rupees anymore.
He's definitely reading a guide or getting help... unless his first instinct is to completely max out rupees in every Zelda game ever. I mean, I always grind out the rupees for the bow first thing... but I've played LA a million times to know.
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critikal is going to loose his check mark. I wonder if dsp will also lose it? Remember when he got the checkmark on twitter roflmao?
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DSP won't lose his checkmark, Youtube loves his stuff.critikal is going to loose his check mark. I wonder if dsp will also lose it? Remember when he got the checkmark on twitter roflmao?
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Hahahahahhaa super cow cross over. Seems like the skeptic community is now stepping up to bat for Dave. MundaneMatt wants to meet up with DSP now 
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Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Wow, the daily dot is trying to cancel DSP. If only they knew his true power. I mean he's survived longer than the dinosaurs. https://t.co/tGbI3ixXWn”
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Jumping off of this, DSP is his own worst enemy. The most entertaining content comes from him messing up, not outside interaction. I'd even argue that when outsiders do get involved, they ultimately either make things less entertaining or actually end up helping Phil. I think the "look, but don't touch" policy should apply to all cows, not just Phil. The reason it comes up with Phil so much is because he's an older cow and has been mentioned before, he has a lot of dry, boring spells, so people try and force content. It's a similar thing with Chris, with Phil basically getting detractors in place of idea guys.
I also think part of it is trying to temper expectations. I think it is less so now, but there was a period where it felt like people had the "we finally got him" mentality anytime Phil did the smallest of things or got caught in a lie. IMO, Phil being Twitch banned would be hilarious and the angry tweets/YouTube video's etc. would be a golden saltmine of content, but it isn't something we can try and force.
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Reinforces the fact that DSP is incredibly good at feigning financial distress and being a hapless individual. Most likely the reason why people at Twitch for the most part ignore him.Hahahahahhaa super cow cross over. Seems like the skeptic community is now stepping up to bat for Dave. MundaneMatt wants to meet up with DSP now
Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Wow, the daily dot is trying to cancel DSP. If only they knew his true power. I mean he's survived longer than the dinosaurs. https://t.co/tGbI3ixXWn”
Edit:He is really trying not to do the next dungeon.
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This is for all the troll tippers, seriously cut the shit no matter how you slice it or how rapier like you think your wit is the bottom line is that fatfuck failure Phil gets the money and keeps doing what he's doing for another day at least. Quick question has anyone used this and put the face of pigroach there in place of Phil Margera?
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When he said we'll probably go to a local sporting good store. I knew it was his fault, but that confirmed it. Though they probably charge to assemble it hmm guess no exercise at the Burnell house.Knowing DSP, this probably was the end result:
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"HUH!? How was I supposed to know that, dood!? The instrahction mahnual for this piece of shit Taiwanese bike was in TRANSLATED ENGLISH! Nothing I could do!"
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Used to be that in the DSP lexicon the word "Kat" was imbued with pahsitive connotations and represented the light breaking through the darksyde detractor clouds.. the same way words like "interaction" "chill" and "a big anonymous tip!" still help to stave off his depression demons in the short term. Lately though it seems everytime Kat (his wife! he's married!) gets mentioned it comes with some negative baggage in tow. I could see muh marriage blowing up in his face a little sooner than we have may have otherwise anticipated.
This exercise bike story is just the latest example and in typical DSPverse fashion I wouldn't be surprised if she decided last minute (after weeks of cajoling from the beggar king himself naturally) that she'd make an appearance on his Halloween stream then became strung out and self conscious about her weight - decided to exercise her ass off only to find Phil can assemble a bike about as well as he can put together any financial plans for the future that have any title other than Plan A.
Which leads me just a little further back to him mentioning how trolls fuck with them in real life. Sick things that would turn the chat's collective stomach (they can take your daily phlegming so I doubt they'd flinch) and things so heinous he can't even bring himself to say what they are. It strikes me Katherine already already trolled herself harder than anyone else ever could just by moving in with him.
So do you really believe anything at all has ever happened to them behind the scenes? And if so.. why would Katherine sign up for a foreseeable future filled with this? Nothing about this relationship makes any damn sense.. fast food binges and 2 hour slots of late night videogame music over gin (kill me now) are supposed to make up for a danger-filled antisocial pet confinement horror show with a man so inept he can't even do the bare minimum to send a package back to amazon within a reasonable timeframe? Why not order another instantly for next day delivery with your prime sub because you know they'll make sure you get your refund in a week's time.
Someone resurrect Robin Williams for Good Phil Hunting so someone can finally tell this dipshit "It's not your fault" and maybe he can finally move ahead one fucking square with his martyr complex already.. it's only been 37 years at the starting point afterall.
This exercise bike story is just the latest example and in typical DSPverse fashion I wouldn't be surprised if she decided last minute (after weeks of cajoling from the beggar king himself naturally) that she'd make an appearance on his Halloween stream then became strung out and self conscious about her weight - decided to exercise her ass off only to find Phil can assemble a bike about as well as he can put together any financial plans for the future that have any title other than Plan A.
Which leads me just a little further back to him mentioning how trolls fuck with them in real life. Sick things that would turn the chat's collective stomach (they can take your daily phlegming so I doubt they'd flinch) and things so heinous he can't even bring himself to say what they are. It strikes me Katherine already already trolled herself harder than anyone else ever could just by moving in with him.
So do you really believe anything at all has ever happened to them behind the scenes? And if so.. why would Katherine sign up for a foreseeable future filled with this? Nothing about this relationship makes any damn sense.. fast food binges and 2 hour slots of late night videogame music over gin (kill me now) are supposed to make up for a danger-filled antisocial pet confinement horror show with a man so inept he can't even do the bare minimum to send a package back to amazon within a reasonable timeframe? Why not order another instantly for next day delivery with your prime sub because you know they'll make sure you get your refund in a week's time.
Someone resurrect Robin Williams for Good Phil Hunting so someone can finally tell this dipshit "It's not your fault" and maybe he can finally move ahead one fucking square with his martyr complex already.. it's only been 37 years at the starting point afterall.
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I've always been a big big fan* of the idea that the marriage will not last, and that it's secretly a mess. Or maybe it's not so secret. There has never been a single good sign that has come out regarding their marriage; rather, only evidence of bad. DSP goes to such great lengths to shield his prize horse from the world, but the cracks show now and then, today being one of them. It's quite the spectacle.
* Not a fan in a shameful joy kind of way, just a fan in the sense that this is the most likely scenario
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I knew Woz was a tool but I had no idea he was this much of a tool. "no life idiots", good job Woz, you fell under pignosis. As for Matt: I'm not shocked at all, Matt probably likes everyone Jim has done a video on/mocked.Hahahahahhaa super cow cross over. Seems like the skeptic community is now stepping up to bat for Dave. MundaneMatt wants to meet up with DSP now
Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Wow, the daily dot is trying to cancel DSP. If only they knew his true power. I mean he's survived longer than the dinosaurs. https://t.co/tGbI3ixXWn”
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Even if no one messed with Phil anymore. He would still go to his favorite thing the detractors did everything.
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To be fair, most of the a-log groups have moved on or been mocked into fucking off for some time. You have no insane mods sperging on streams like Vidar anymore. You have no SoK doing documentary 9 hour streams on what Dave ate today. You have no Ross crew planning swatting events in the background. The behind-the-scenes alogs moved to WingsofRedemption some time ago and they all got outted on this very site almost a year ago.
Nah what Dave has now is LSBgaming and Tevin restreaming his shit and predicting wtf he is gonna say while others here grossly speculate or overstep into the life of a sociopath who shares his sad pathetic daily events while playing video games in some weird closed-off from society kind of lifestyle. It's sad and boring tbh. Dave use to create a vortex of turbo lolcows that surpassed him in every way almost monthly. We won't see that much anymore until Dave decides to get another insane moderator on his twitch who enjoys contacting every detractor possible and try to get interviewed. It'll take some paypigs or mods poking detractors enough to get that kind of thing again.
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Hahahahahhaa super cow cross over. Seems like the skeptic community is now stepping up to bat for Dave. MundaneMatt wants to meet up with DSP now
Matt Jarbo on Twitter
“Wow, the daily dot is trying to cancel DSP. If only they knew his true power. I mean he's survived longer than the dinosaurs. https://t.co/tGbI3ixXWn”
There was a convention Matt Jarbo attended with his skeptic community before his famous Killstream fail.
He claimed that Phil could be doing much better, and he would like to go for a drink with him to talk about helping him run his Twitter and YouTube better.
To people unaware about Matt Jarbo or MundaneMatt, he is now known as the Boulder King. Reason is he got exposed by Zidan on the Killstream for false flagging smaller channels that spoke poorly of him, claiming before that he didn't do it. He used the now famous excuse of collecting boulders with his wifes 1 or 2 year old baby, when the Killstream got flagged for talking about him. He got tricked into opening his YouTube report history on a live stream and wasted over 30 minutes removing flags before showing it. After being exposed he dropped over 30,000 subscribers on his now dead YouTube channel and his decline continues, he also had to change his channel name several times.
To note he also wrote a book about how to deal with the internet, ofcourse before all this happened.
For people wanting to see this trash fire, [ Here ] is the stream. This is by far one of the best moments in Internet Bloodsport history.
Just some lore that is for whatever reason now canon in the DSPverse.
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