MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

[LordofCringe7206]

Dame Pesos will be on the Killstream tonight as the latest drama with Matt is discussed.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

MUNDANE MATT IS NOT THE FATHER JAJAJAJAJAJA

 

[Don Herbert]

He was asking for it posting that, I wouldn't be surprised if it triggered some manual review filter, as "kill yourself" is an immediate ban, and this isn't much different.

I thought that the party line of the benevolent censors of the internet was that suggestions such as "fuck off and die" were AOK but not imperatives like "kill yourself."

 

[Imperial Guardsman]

MUNDANE MATT IS NOT THE FATHER JAJAJAJAJAJA

"My Girlfriends Daughter"

Edit: I added the mp3 of that clip.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The only question I have is: first, second, or both.

I can't answer which is the most magical scenario re: the parentage of "Matt's" kids.

 

[Not an NSA Plant 69]

The only question I have is: first, second, or both.

I can't answer which is the most magical scenario re: the parentage of "Matt's" kids.

That would be the second one he was talking about in the clip, but the first wasn't his either, so both.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I honestly have a better view of Matt now.
It's harder for me to sperg out about a man who in pursuit of internet fame shunned actually working and therefore leaving money on the table that could feed his kids when it isn't his kids!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

MUNDANE MATT IS NOT THE FATHER JAJAJAJAJAJA

Was there ever any doubt?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

MUNDANE MATT IS NOT THE FATHER JAJAJAJAJAJA

Can you blame his wife though? Matt's genes is the worst you can do to your child.
Also, some insight from the land of Ireland.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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[Null]

Here's the actual clip.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Here's the actual clip.

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MATT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[YW 525]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaah

Oh man... wait wait....

Baaahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahah

 

[HeyYou]

Here's the actual clip.

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I'm gonna break the no reaction image rule just once.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So wait wasn’t he with this chick before she got pregnant or am I thinking of another woman but either way

 

[YW 525]

So wait wasn’t he with this chick before she got pregnant or am I thinking of another woman but either way

The last woman he was with was the underage girl he attempted to rape at a church.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

The Boulder Cuck has never been this Mundane

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

You know, it isn't unheard of for certain species of bird to leave their eggs in others birds' nests to be an unwilling surrogate. In some cases, they even barge right in to lay their eggs when the bird is at home, unable to do a thing about it.

Which bird is this that's consigned their kid to the fate of being Matt's 'offspring'? Why, the cuckoo of course...

Edit: We need Dame Pesos' laugh for this

 

[Cheesecake Coochie]

I thought Matt already hit rock bottom but our obese groundhog is digging even further past all of those boulders he was collecting.

 

[YazeePro]

So wait wasn’t he with this chick before she got pregnant or am I thinking of another woman but either way

This is exactly what I was asking too.

He started talking about her way before the baby was born and, if I am completely mistaken, even talked about her being pregnant in one of his countless boring videos.

So... if he took in an already pregnant girl, that makes him a fucking idiot. But then again, being a middle-aged, unsuccessful, poor, and unattractive individual like Matt, what other chance does he have but to enjoy the company of a woman that he knows full-well is faking her emotions for him in order find a beta provider for her unborn baby from a past relationship.

But... if he actually had that girlfriend before... and she got pregnant from another dude while they were together... and he just accepts it AND EVEN TRIES TO PASS IT OFF AS HIS OWN KID to what's left of his audience.... that's cuckery on an entirely new level.

How does one keep sinking lower after hitting boulder bottom so many times?