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No one should get permanently mad at Dame Pesos. He is just a chaotic neutral that laughs at anyone that does something exceptional.
MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms
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No one should get permanently mad at Dame Pesos. He is just a chaotic neutral that laughs at anyone that does something exceptional.
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If there ever was someone who deserves Total Failure at life it's Mundane Matt Jarbo. BoulderBilly is truly reaping what he sews after all the shenanigans he's pulled over the years.
Mister Qwerty
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I've always suspected it. Still, I feel bad for the kid. With a mom with rotten luck with men and a father figure who seems reluctant to call her his own daughter she seems destined towards a doomed future, fated to be a lolcow. What a bad start for her.
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Marbo Jarbo needs to get an actual job and possibly give up on his Hollywood dreams and move some place more affordable and less feces ridden.
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Look at the bright side, at least she doesn't have the Boulder King's genetics. There's at least some hope for her.
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He sounded sulky and resentful when he said, "my girlfriend's daughter."
It might have been a Freudian slip, and maybe he's finally resentful of the fact that he's rearing a child that is not his.
It's sad and funny that the only way Matt will ever raise a child is if he takes in a pregnant woman who he didn't knock up and constantly kowtows to her.
Wazzupnerds
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I love how people are forgetting Fatt has a second kid now. Odds on its not his either?
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MundaneMatt should be in the Guinness book of world records for living the most pathetic life in human history
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The real way we can determine if the child is indeed Marbo's is if it's heads looks eerily like a big toe.
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Best part about this is it’s only September, still a few months for boulder king top this one.
Mister Qwerty
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Bad fathers usually raise daughters who turn into strippers and/or danger hairs.
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This is assuming the girlfriend would stay with him long enough to raise her. Or if he even makes time for her.
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That would be his one and only lifetime achievement.
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The only way this could get better is if his girlfriend squeezes out a black baby in a few months.
fakegambit
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Matt was rolling boulders while Jamal was fucking his GF lmao
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Pretty high, given that Matt already took in a child that wasn't his. And I seriously doubt that the mother is monogamous, especially because she's with Matt.
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Wait are both his kids not his, or just the first one?
Also :
Also :
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"My Girlfriend's Daughter" <- sounds like a rather dodgy song title eh??
also: Matt no-Jerb-o LOL
also: Matt no-Jerb-o LOL
Flake452
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Matt's GF- "I'm pregnant"
Matt - "Am I the father?"
Matt's GF - " Matt NOOOOOOOOO"
Matt - "Am I the father?"
Matt's GF - " Matt NOOOOOOOOO"
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She may be monogamous. Just not with Matt.