Furry Fandom and Drama General

[AnOminous]

Inb4 guy commits suicide in 20 years like the tiger man because the “real” problems were all upstairs in the head.

I'd bet sooner than that. Especially if he gets dumped whenever whatever loser partner he has gets tired of wiping his ass.

 

[Oven Master]

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[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

So I just found out about PretzelzCollie who froze his hands off. Think the dude deserves a thread? The drama surrounding him seems pretty juicy.

The dude froze his hands off in an accident, if that's what you consider "juicy" then you your standards are at the earth's core.

 

[Chromatic Collector]

The dude froze his hands off in an accident, if that's what you consider "juicy" then you your standards are at the earth's core.

I too remember when I accidentally left dry ice on my hand.

Have you even FELT dry ice before? I handled that shit using gloves and fuck.

Accidentally touched some with my bare finger too and never again.

 

[Andrejborg]

The dude froze his hands off in an accident, if that's what you consider "juicy" then you your standards are at the earth's core.

aside from the magic number of exactly 6 hours being the "oops guess i just lost a limb" time
dry ice being absolute beyond overkill (i mean comon even if he was legit hed freezeburn his skin off for a momentary painrelief)
falling asleep with the feeling of rusty nails ripping your hands apart
cold therapy being only a short term numbing of the pain and only used in conjunction with heat therapy (home remedy is to heat the afflicted area up for better blood circulation cold temperatures are only used during this in short bursts and usually done with ice-water at best)
the aforementioned paw fetish


hilariously retarded accident? maybe but you can hardly blame anyone for believing otherwise

 

[Stratovorious]

aside from the magic number of exactly 6 hours being the "oops guess i just lost a limb" time
dry ice being absolute beyond overkill (i mean comon even if he was legit hed freezeburn his skin off for a momentary painrelief)
falling asleep with the feeling of rusty nails ripping your hands apart
cold therapy being only a short term numbing of the pain and only used in conjunction with heat therapy (home remedy is to heat the afflicted area up for better blood circulation cold temperatures are only used during this in short bursts and usually done with ice-water at best)
the aforementioned paw fetish


hilariously exceptional accident? maybe but you can hardly blame anyone for believing otherwise

From what I can gather, he works in blue collar and probably cannot afford competent health care. Instead he got the Obamacare special (for exceptional individuals, by exceptional individuals). His discount quack probably said it was an affordable alternative.

 

[Uncle Warren]

The dude froze his hands off in an accident, if that's what you consider "juicy" then you your standards are at the earth's core.

I wish I had the kind of optimism about people that you have.

 

[Spastic Colon]

aside from the magic number of exactly 6 hours being the "oops guess i just lost a limb" time
dry ice being absolute beyond overkill (i mean comon even if he was legit hed freezeburn his skin off for a momentary painrelief)
falling asleep with the feeling of rusty nails ripping your hands apart
cold therapy being only a short term numbing of the pain and only used in conjunction with heat therapy (home remedy is to heat the afflicted area up for better blood circulation cold temperatures are only used during this in short bursts and usually done with ice-water at best)
the aforementioned paw fetish


hilariously exceptional accident? maybe but you can hardly blame anyone for believing otherwise

I don't see how it is anything other than deliberate. If he was that fucking stupid that this was somehow an "accident", he would have offed himself a long time ago.

That paw fetish is retarded as hell anyway. Do they not know that a real dog would be thrilled to have opposable thumbs? Just being able to open a door to go out on their own or open a can of dog food by themselves would be a dog's dream. They should just go with the fantasy that they are Dogs 2.0 -- living the dream dog life where they don't need stupid humans anymore.

 

[CIA Nigger]

The dude froze his hands off in an accident, if that's what you consider "juicy" then you your standards are at the earth's core.

People are skeptical because anyone who has gone to a middle/high school science class knows that dry ice isn't something you use for day to day use.

 

[break these cuffs]

People are skeptical because anyone who has gone to a middle/high school science class knows that dry ice isn't something you use for day to day use.

I've had numerous soft tissue injuries, I've repeatedly been instructed not to put ice bags or icepacks on the skin directly for more than 5 or 10 minutes, maybe longer if it's on some big muscle group like your back or shoulder. I recently sprained my wrist and need a washcloth doubled over underneath the icepack if I want to keep it on as long as I should. And then you get into wrapping it. Shit starts to hurts with how cold it can get if I wrap it too tight.

Dude got drunk, popped pills, and then wrapped his shit up before they kicked in and he passed out. It's fucking obvious.

 

[AnOminous]

Dude got drunk, popped pills, and then wrapped his shit up before they kicked in and he passed out. It's fucking obvious.

And so is the fact that this is the specific method recommended by amputation fetishists.

 

[Sigma]

And so is the fact that this is the specific method recommended by amputation fetishists.

Well, regardless of whether it was intentional or not, it's clear that it was an idiotic move and he's going to be paying for it for the rest of his life. Doing that would be punishment enough even if he did want it for whatever reason

 

[OtterWhiskersED]

You guys blame Pokemon for making sexualized furries a main stream thing?

I personally blame Disney for that one, no company invested that much money into furfaggotry as Disney did.

Looking back at their designs with todays eyes is clear that some characters were specifically made to induce boners, like stripper rat? Seriously? I guess many of these characters have strong sexual characteristics because they are meant to connect with the adult audience.

If you are going to spend millions in a romantic scene between two cartoon lions, might as well be some really fuckable cartoon lions to make the adults care.

How come you only have a problem with their old style? Nowadays every Disney movie, aside from being copy paste nonsense regurgitated, is filled with fart jokes and they're still including other content that is sb's fetish like bloating or force feeding/weight gain. (Not to mention the inclusion of lgbtxyzetcetera characters).

 

[CIA Nigger]

How come you only have a problem with their old style? Nowadays every Disney movie, aside from being copy paste nonsense regurgitated, is filled with fart jokes and they're still including other content that is sb's fetish like bloating or force feeding/weight gain. (Not to mention the inclusion of lgbtxyzetcetera characters).

It's not just solely Disney movies. Quite a few kids movies are rated PG because they're full of fart jokes and other gross out humor. Then there's also the open secret that animators tend to be open degenerates and this has irked both virtue signaling medium writers and concerned moms wondering why entertainment for kids is so inappropriate these days.

 

[OtterWhiskersED]

Then there's also the open secret that animators tend to be open degenerates

I heard zootropia had furry animators. Is that true?

 

[DtoDab]

I heard zootropia had furry animators. Is that true?

Let me put it in a simple way.

There is no media with anthro characters nowadays without furries in the production.

Disney animators have FA accounts, designers for the Spyro games give talks in furry conventions.

These animators were always furries, It just becomes obvious now because of the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

Let me put it in a simple way.

There is no media with anthro characters nowadays without furries in the production.

Disney animators have FA accounts, designers for the Spyro games give talks in furry conventions.

These animators were always furries, It just becomes obvious now because of the internet.

Disney animators have been furries since Robin Hood or before. Disney animators literally invented furries.

 

[DtoDab]

Disney animators have been furries since Robin Hood or before. Disney animators literally invented furries.

In the making off of zootopia they were describing that the directors were so happy with the initial idea at making a movie with animal people like Hobin Hood that they literally were dancing and giving each other hugs, kinda cringe imo.

Other artists that worked on it have literal FurAffinity accounts and very furry centric social media.

The co-director of Zootopia even retweeted an art of Judy Hoops by an porn artist, where she had massive fucking tits, it was kinda hilarious in retrospect.

They also made official merchandise in conventions.

I honestly have no idea how Disney being full of furries could even be considered a secret to anyone.

It doesn't stop at them, just take a glance at DreamWorks Animation for a second if you don't believe me.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Disney animators have been furries since Robin Hood or before. Disney animators literally invented furries.

Disney animators are respectable people with A+ skills in a lucrative industry with a lengthy resume and unique style to their name. They can be closet faggots if they want; zootopia was a great kids movie and probably paved the way for a lot of indie animal stories.

Other furries are just faggots who skip the self-discipline, anatomy, and 'not human trash' lectures in life and think they're hot shit cus someone with an actual job paid them $60 of pocket change to draw a huge dick.

 

[Calamity]

On the topic of furry disney animators, never forget Shawn Keller. Fursuiter to cons, has his own cheshire cat and fox 'sona characters he animates often, and worked on a good few Disney projects like The Hunchback of Notre Dame and worked with Dreamworks and Warner Bros too.

And then he came out with this, which pretty much ended up turning a bunch of furs against him. I personally thought it was fucking hilarious and still have a copy. There's a Lion King parody of Incontinent Student Bodies in there.

Spoiler

He used to run a site called Furryfans with some clips like this, but it all goes on his youtube now whenever he makes new stuff. It's more of an animated Vlog style thing now.