Manosphere Matt Forney - Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA

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I've lost count of the amount of people MF's been feuding with. From memory, he's bitched about TheRightStuff, Jim Goad, Faith Goldy, Richard Spencer, Milo Yiannopoulos, Lauren Southern, Stefan Molyneux, ramzpaul, Hunter Wallace and fuck knows who else. It's especially rich considering he tried to pal around with at least half of these people before they all told him in no uncertain terms to fuck off.

In the ongoing feud between TheRightStuff and The Daily Stormer, Hunter Wallace has published this article about Mr. Forney (a):


Keep in mind Hunter Wallace is rumored to have his own sordid history, and the spat between him and @14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88 is quite known. I've got no opinion on the guy himself, but Kiwifarms gets a shout-out at Occidental Dissent from someone following this very thread:
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Meanwhile, we've got some juicy comments from a user named "Matt's Best Friend" from that very article:
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How is Forney taking this? I'll let his comments on Terror House Mag's Twitter speak for themselves:
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Matt Forney is a fat, lazy, hypocritical idiot and I would not have sex with him:

Ex: I was once waiting in the airport of Davao City in the Philippines and I watched ALL of the tap water in the building turn brown. Even the water in the toilets was brown. Brownouts and blackouts are common, Internet service is spotty. These inconveniences add up.

The Philippines infrastructure is way worse than most "third world" countries. "Third world" doesn't even fucking mean anything anymore given how many ostensibly 3rd world countries are actually middle income countries with decent infrastructure in wealthier areas. Chile and Argentina have high quality infrastructure in the areas an expat would actually want to live. Much of the infrastructure in Southeast Asia is pretty bad, but the Philippines is the only shithole where the airport would have all its water turn brown. I don't know about Davao City but for a long time Manila's airport was ranked among the 20 worst on the planet so it's not like the Philippines' airports are indicative of how the rest of Southeast Asia is. Blackouts are also rare so long as you're not living in an utter trash heap like the Philippines or Venezuela.

You shouldn't drink tap water in a lot of places, but massive bottles of water in these countries cost like 30 cents a pop so the idea this is some massive hit to quality of life is nonsense.

And yeah, most expats are awful people. In Ukraine, it’s sex pests. In Southeast Asia, it’s old sex pests. In Hungary, it’s British stag partiers and old German sex pests. In Poland, it’s American backpackers. In Georgia, it’s douchebag “digital nomads.” Have fun!

I am amazed that the author of Bang the Philippines would write tweets complaining about Southeast Asian sex pests. This dude spent God knows how much time plowing hookers in the Philippines (and given the state of prostitution in SEA, I'm guessing not all of them were of age) and he's complaining about "American backpackers" in Poland like they're some kind of scourge lol. The reason Forney never meets quality people in any of these countries is because he himself is a sex pest and those are the only people he runs into given he spends 80 percent of his time in Laotian happy ending massage parlors or Filipino brothels.

Of course Forney only meets sexual degenerates in these countries: He himself is a sexual degenerate so he tends to hang out in the places these people congregate. Maybe spend a bit less time in brothels and you won't meet so many sex tourists, you fucking dip shit.

Also:

This is particularly pronounced if you're white and move to a non-white country. In Thailand or the Philippines, you will always be seen as "the white guy" no matter how long you live there and how well you acclimate to the culture. No getting around it.

Remember that French-Canadian dude who got busted in Thailand for running a dark web market a couple years back? That guy learned to speak Thai, married a Thai woman, had a child, but he got popped almost immediately because his neighbors ratted him out for being a farang.

This is not true. That guy actually got caught because he was retarded and accidentally broadcast his hotmail address to customers on his drug peddling website. Like a total goddamn genius he then used the same email account to sign up for a paypal account under his real name. Oops!

Here's the story:

According to the indictment, he accidentally broadcast his personal Hotmail address in welcome messages sent to new users. And when he was tracked down and arrested in Thailand, Cazes was logged into the AlphaBay website as its administrator, allowing investigators access to passwords and other information, it says.

Forney is the absolute worst kind of expat. He goes to other countries for hookers, thinks learning the language is beneath him, looks down on other expats who engage in the exact same activities he himself is guilty of, and assumes locals don't accept him because they're evil racists rather than because he's a terrible human being. Then he assumes he's miserable because the country he's in is garbage when actually he's the problem.
 
but I suspect that he lost his mind after getting deplatformed and is now suddenly discovering God like the rest of the supposed TradCath / Orthobro / Irony Bro / ex-alt-right Christian online community because it's extremely online and has a following you can tard cum.

Nah, that's actually the only part of this I actually believe. People finding religion later in life after decades of debauchery, rootlessness, manipulative behavior, and hedonism is very common. It's pretty much the story of every single Western convert to Islam, as well.
It happens to men the same way it happens to women, one day you look at your slutty debauched life and wonder what the fuck is it all for? The problem is by then it's too late, nobody wants to marry a 40 year old spinster slut and nobody wants to settle down with Mr. "Here's How You Can Hypnotize Poor Foreign Women To Suck Your Dick."
Matt Forney is the exact same way, look at him writing a book on how to fuck Filipino prostitutes. It's just a sad, hollow life.

I guess what strikes me as odd about Roosh specifically is it doesn't seem like much of an evolution, just a pivot. It's just "I'm this way now, I disavow my earlier writing."
 
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Another wrinkle in the Ann Sterzinger/Matt Forney drama that I have only been recently made aware of: Forney orbited her for years.
Matt Forney said:
NOTE: Ann Sterzinger is a personal friend of mine, and this article represents my personal opinions on the merit of her work.
Self-publishing has been one of the greatest innovations of the last decade and one of its greatest curses. Sure, the freedom to release your life’s work without having to grovel to some executive with his head shoved up his rectum is great. So is the ability to actually keep the majority of your book’s earnings (most mainstream authors earn at most ten percent royalties, which they usually have to split with their agent).

Unfortunately, self-publishing also means self-promotion: without the resources of a major publishing house behind you, you’re left to hock your own wares. This advantages self-help writers—most of whom already have marketing techniques down pat—at the expense of everyone else. The reading public also gravitates towards self-help books, with fiction and memoirs being a far harder sell. The end result is that while today’s novelists may have the freedom to publish whatever they want, the hurdle of self-promotion means that most of them will languish in obscurity.

Take my friend and Taki’s Magazine colleague Ann Sterzinger. When I asked her how many books she and her confederate Andy Nowicki were selling via her Hopeless Books label, she chuckled and said, “Um… I think I owe Andy enough to buy a hamburger?”

It’s a shame, seeing as Sterzinger and Nowicki are by far the best young fiction writers out there today (yes, being middle-aged counts as “young” in the world of literature). Some may say that using my ROK bully pulpit to promote a personal friend is borderline unethical, but had I never bought and reviewed Sterzinger’s novel NVSQVAM (Nowhere), we’d have never become friends to begin with. I also know I’m going to catch flak from the permavirgin crowd for praising a woman writer, but I doubt they read books anyway.

Indeed, if you scrubbed her name off NVSQVAM and The Talkative Corpse (we’ll ignore her freshman novel, the entertaining misfire Girl Detectives), you’d have a hard time even telling Sterzinger is a woman. Not only is her prose crisp and funny, her subject material is a complete 180 from the whiny navel-gazing that most female writers puke out.

Sterzinger’s oeuvre sits at the crossroads of generational angst and male alienation, tales of losers struggling against a world that holds them in contempt. She arguably captures the experience of being a man better than many male writers do. With her recent hiring as Takimag’s editor, replacing the departing Jim Goad, hopefully Sterzinger will start getting some of the attention she deserves.
Bear in mind Ann never once returned the favor for Mr. Forney or any of his work. It's been said that he promoted her work elsewhere on social media, but since I never followed him during that period, I can only go by the the accounts of others in the know.

Re: Ann "dating" Matt Forney. Ann admits she entertained his advances because she pitied him. She was living through a particular painful period in her life, so to assuage his massive ego and perhaps alleviate her suffering through a misguided sense of companionship, she somehow talked herself into sleeping with him. Beyond that, she never once claimed to be his girlfriend.

Considering the amount of effort writing that promotion piece, Matt Forney is, by anyone's definition, a beta orbiter. This suddenly places Forney's hilariously one-sided blood feud into context and only further supports the notion that every enemy of his was someone he desperately tried sucking up to.
 
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Considering the amount of effort writing that promotion piece, Matt Forney is, by anyone's definition, a beta orbiter. This suddenly places Forney's hilariously one-sided blood feud into context and only further supports the notion that every enemy of his was someone he desperately tried sucking up to.

It's certainly the case with Jim Goad. It's pathetic this loser considers himself anywhere on the level of Goad.
 
The hits from Hunter Wallace keep coming (a):
Thanks for the shout out, guys. Yours truly is featured there.

Interesting comment from "Virginia's Secret Garden" detailing Matt Forney's application to Penthouse which apparently was an intensely cringeworthy erotic short story:
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For those unaware, Matt Forney once applied for Penthouse probably in an attempt to promote his shitty new magazine. Forney claims that a since deleted YouTube comment posted 20 minutes after he applied included a line from the resumé. God only knows if it was this particularly juicy passage or something else, but it certainly rattled his cage. He since blamed Jim Goad and Ann Sterzinger despite him previously threatening to dox both of them.
In any case, it's interesting that a guy posturing as a crusader against degeneracy would submit something like this to a longstanding smut peddling institution. Wonder how he'll square this circle.
 
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He's a literal fucking autogynephile. He's basically a troon.
A truly tragic creature he is, probably wants to troon out, but knows that his ankles would fold in on themselves and break off from his shins if he wore heals*

*see famous Forney "running from antifa" vid for reference to anyone who has never seen it
 
He's a literal fucking autogynephile. He's basically a troon.
The thought of Matt Forney going troon makes me shudder. The Wachowskis would probably pass more than him.

Other Kiwis have covered Matt Forney's travelogues, but apparently, he went into more depth here (a):

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I can offer my two cents having lived in Eastern Europe for the past two years, first primarily in Hungary and now in Georgia (is Georgia Eastern Europe? part of it is geographically in Europe and it has historic connections to Europe through Christianity and the Russian Empire/USSR, but the culture here has a noticeably heavy Turkish/Iranian influence).
Hungary
Hungary is very much a mixed bag. Budapest is the only city of consequence there: the next largest city, Debrecen, has a population of 200,000. I’ve never been there, but I’ve been to Győr and Miskolc, which are slightly smaller, and they’re basically glorified villages. In terms of infrastructure, services, and English fluency, Budapest is the only game in town. I’d consider settling down in Győr if I married a Hungarian girl only because it’s an hour from Budapest by train (and about an hour from Vienna).
Upsides: Budapest is very livable, though not as nice as Polish cities. Good transportation infrastructure, with an extensive metro, trams, trolleybuses, and buses (though if you live in the city center, you can reach everything on foot easily). Good train and bus connections to nearby cities and Budapest’s airport has a lot of direct international flights. No Uber, but they have Taxify. Good nightlife and restaurants. English fluency is more or less universal among people under 45 (the only time I had issues is when I went to the post office). Postal service is reliable, more so than private couriers. Good shopping options: you have European brands like Tesco, Spar etc. Weather is mild: because it’s in the middle of a bunch of mountain ranges, you get warmer winters and cooler summers than surrounding countries, and little snow. Nice infrastructure, at least in the center. Lots of things to do: museums, festivals, etc. Less overt Americanization than other E.U. countries: there are only a handful of American brands (McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, Pizza Hut, Starbucks, and I think there’s a Subway down by Blaha Lujza ter). Low cost of living for an E.U. country. Easy to get residence.
Downsides: TOURISTS everywhere. Outside of winter, downtown Budapest is clogged with tourists, mainly British stag partiers on $20 Ryanair flights. They’re loud, obnoxious, and impossible to avoid. Constant construction: two summers ago, I was woken up at six am on the dot by crews working on the sewer lines outside my house. Questionable cabling quality in the inner city: I regularly got disconnected from the Internet when I did YouTube streams or downloaded large Steam games. Lazy private couriers: ordering packages from DHL or other services is a massive pain in the ass. A preponderance of German-style “inspection shelf” toilets (if you’ve been to Germany, you know what these monstrosities are like). Also, poz is creeping in fast. The women in Hungary are getting fatter and there are tattoo parlors every other block (including, bizarrely enough, the hybrid tattoo parlor/bar or tattoo parlor/cafe, because nothing beats a vegan panini while some fat guy draws a butterfly on your ass). The Hungarian language is insanely difficult to learn; I’ve had an easier time with Russian and Ukrainian, despite them using an entirely different script. Hungarians themselves are cliquish and difficult to befriend; I’m lucky in that I had a social circle before I moved to Budapest. Gypsies are dangerous and annoying, but they’re also easy to avoid. Big homeless problem, particularly in the city center, though from what I understand the government is finally doing something about them.
Poland
Upsides: Excellent infrastructure, at least in Warsaw, Krakow, Poznań, and Przemyśl. Very fast and modern trains, trams, metro, buses etc. Warsaw’s airport is one of the nicest I’ve ever seen. Better roads than the U.S. English fluency is high in the big cities. Better Internet, postal delivery, private couriers than Hungary. Cleaner. Good selection of European shopping brands. Cost of living is the highest in Eastern Europe but still significantly lower than the U.S. or Western Europe. The Polish population is more distributed so there are a number of smaller cities like Poznań that have pretty good infrastructure and amenities. Poles are still kind of impressed with Americans but that’s fading fast.
Downsides: Poz is more advanced than anywhere else in Eastern Europe; the Poles really really want to be like their American cousins. When I was in Warsaw two months ago, bluehairs and tattoos were everywhere. A lot of overt Catholicism, but also a lot of overt homosexuality. Women are getting fat and obsessing over their careers. Warsaw is an ugly city; most of it was leveled in World War II, so it was rebuilt in an American/Soviet style and is thus very spread out and architecturally unappealing. Krakow is as full of American tourists as Budapest is full of Brits, while Poznań has a lot of German expats. American brands are everywhere: McDonald’s, Subway etc.
Serbia
Avoid. Belgrade is run-down and depressing, with crumbling buildings and dirty streets. Infrastructure is terrible: I took a train from Budapest to Belgrade and it took nine hours (for the record, the two cities are less than three hours apart by car) due to the shoddy rails. More expensive than Budapest (WTF?). I’m told Novi Sad has a better quality of life, but Novi Sad is also very small, so take that for what you will. The food in Serbia is really good: I love ćevapi and pljeskavica. People there are cliquish, though there’s surprisingly little anti-Americanism (aside from a huge installation at the parliament building blaming the Clintons for stealing Kosovo and defending Albanian war criminals); when I was there, there were a lot of people hocking Trump and Putin T-shirts. Women are less pozzed than in Hungary or Poland, but there are a shocking number of lesbians (their prime minister is a lesbian, for crying out loud).
Slovakia
Only been through here briefly a few times, in Banská Bystrica and Donovaly. Seemed like a more conservative and less developed Poland, with crappier roads and less English fluency.
Ukraine
Upsides: really attractive women. Cheap.
Downsides: bad infrastructure, not as bad as Serbia’s (at least Ukrainian trains run on time), but still pretty bad. The desirable cities like Lviv are flooded with tourists, particularly weird sex pests from both the West and the Middle East, so the women are less open to getting hit on by foreigners every day. Water is not drinkable due to heavy metal contamination. Sucky Internet. Food is of questionable quality. Nightlife and restaurants questionable. Cities are unappealing: Lviv has a nice city center, but the place falls apart when you leave it. Mukachevo has a waterfront that the city has allowed to turn into a disgusting swamp. People are constantly trying to rip you off. English fluency is spotty.
Georgia
Upsides: cheaper than Ukraine, but with a quality of life comparable to Hungary and approaching Poland in some respects. People are generally honest (though you need to watch out for Middle Eastern-style haggling culture, which is influential here). Good selection of European brands like Spar and Carrefour. Little in the way of Americanization or poz (I’ve seen maybe six bluehairs in five months, no tattoos). Easier to import goods from the U.S. Easy in general to do things like open bank accounts and start businesses. Good nightlife mainly focused around hipster-type bars. Women are more chaste than any other country I’ve been to. Minimal amount of Western tourists; mostly Russians and Iranians. Good food. Very easy to get residency. Nice infrastructure in the city center. Unlike in other parts of Europe, cashiers bag your groceries for you and you don’t have to pay to use the bathroom.
Downsides: shopping selection is inferior to E.U. countries. English fluency is spotty in Tbilisi and nonexistent elsewhere. Public transportation is lacking: the metro is reliable but only has two lines, there are no trams, and everything shuts down at midnight. Postal service is a sick joke; banks won’t even mail ATM cards to people because it’s that unreliable. People are friendly to foreigners (and super-impressed with Americans) but can be dense in a way that only Ukrainians even begin to approach. The Georgian language is almost impossible to learn: it sounds like a hybrid of Hungarian, Arabic, and Russian, and it has its own unique script on top of that. Outside the city center, the architecture is a combo of typical Soviet drudgery and modern American suburbanization.
 
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The thought of Matt Forney going troon makes me shudder. The Wachowskis would probably pass more than him.

Other Kiwis have covered Matt Forney's travelogues, but apparently, he went into more depth here (a):

Hungary is very much a mixed bag. Budapest is the only city of consequence there: the next largest city, Debrecen, has a population of 200,000. I’ve never been there, but I’ve been to Győr and Miskolc, which are slightly smaller, and they’re basically glorified villages. In terms of infrastructure, services, and English fluency, Budapest is the only game in town. I’d consider settling down in Győr if I married a Hungarian girl only because it’s an hour from Budapest by train (and about an hour from Vienna).

Love the optimism of Forney thinking a woman would ever let him marry her. His only option would be to go to a country much poorer than Hungary and find a woman willing to marry him entirely because she assumes white people have money.

I don't know who he's trying to fool with this claim that marrying a Hungarian woman is an actual possibility.
 
I don't know who he's trying to fool with this claim that marrying a Hungarian woman is an actual possibility.
Unsurprisingly, a huge number of prostitutes and pornstars hail from Hungary. A quick look at FreeOnes (NSFW) Babes by Country index shows 743 pornstars and 147 adult models are from Hungary. Probably more exist when you consider FreeOnes isn't supposed to be all-inclusive despite listing a vast number of women that includes those who retired. Even more come from Czech Republic, Russia and Ukraine.

For reference, here's a few brief thoughts from Mr. Forney on the photographers who work for Hegre-Art, Met-Art and Femjoy:
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Love the optimism of Forney thinking a woman would ever let him marry her. His only option would be to go to a country much poorer than Hungary and find a woman willing to marry him entirely because she assumes white people have money.

If he's already given up on the idea of her marrying him for love or even because she craves his specific dick, then why is he even bothering? Just hire hookers and pay for the Girlfriend Experience; it's what he's actually seeking anyway.

(Note: This is not an endorsement of prostitution, because I do not think people ought to be deliberately stupid.)


Frankly, I'd love it if he married a prostitute and then discovered she viewed it as retirement.
 
If he's already given up on the idea of her marrying him for love or even because she craves his specific dick, then why is he even bothering? Just hire hookers and pay for the Girlfriend Experience; it's what he's actually seeking anyway.

Or do what he obviously wants to do and hire a dude to piledrive him while he pretends to be a chick.
 

I'd like to know what kind of degenerate fucks actually like and RT Matt Forney content. Do they actually believe his tall tales about what Ukrainian women think? Like Forney has ever actually communicated with a woman other than a hooker in any of the countries he's lived in.

Anyway, I got interested and decided to check out Forney's literary magazine, and there is some truly mindblowing writing going on over there:

“Careful, language. Frank, I was entirely where you were before I calmly and rationally looked at the benefits of the situation.” Jesse chuckled, uncrossed his legs, then re-crossed them with the other leg on top. “I did a simple calculation and found that the experiment in humility was far more valuable than restricting my wife’s sexual freedom. In fact, it was a win-win, so to speak. Just how in anger-inducing situations, it takes a brave person to let it go, I believe it takes a mature and well-adjusted man to embrace an open relationship. There’s a quiet courage in cuckoldry that is rarely found elsewhere. Now let’s return to the program, would anyone else like to share a story?”

Riveting. What did Frank do with the rest of his day?

He went to his computer and checked Ynet. He went to the fitness board, then the lovely-ladies board to gaze at gifs of bouncing asses for a few minutes, then left as he thought about what he looked like at that moment. A fat sow in front of a feeding trough, thick booty pictures were his slop which he lapped up regularly. He closed the window. Maybe just one more…he quickly searched Google Images: fat booty yoga panst hot. Then shook his head and closed the window again.

"Thick booty pictures were his slop which he lapped up regularly." There are 315 pages of this glorious prose which can be purchased in both kindle and paperback.
 
From what I've seen, observing various hetero couples in public, fat guys with wit and charm CAN date hot girls. Forney's got the "fat" part nailed down; all he needs is the wit and charm.

The whole fat thing isn't just based on aesthetics either. If you're really fat, your dick doesn't work as well, it's harder to access cause of the gut, you snore all the time, and you get exhausted easier. That's only appealing for women who do not desire the man sexually at all, so they know sex will be quick and infrequent. That's not an ideal state for anyone except the guy whose first love will likely be cupcakes anyway.
 
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