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[The Pink Panther]

Quinton was on Twitter having a "panic attack" for sympathy. Then deleted the tweets when someone pointed out that he wasn't in a PewDiePie video.
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Spineless cuck is still posting on Twitter at a family occassion.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton was on Twitter having a "panic attack" for sympathy. Then deleted the tweets when someone pointed out that he wasn't in a PewDiePie video.
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What would be a better talking topic at a wedding? Your dying internet career or that you wasted a grand on a male sex doll?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

What would be a better talking topic at a wedding? Your dying internet career or that you wasted a grand on a male sex doll?

I just hope he cleans after using it.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Quinton is 22? Motherfucker looks like he's pushing 30.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Spineless cuck is still posting on Twitter at a family occassion.

Do you want to turn into Moviebob Quinton? Because that's how you turn into Moviebob.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Lol, he can't even put down the phone when he's at a wedding.

Even if Pewdiepie had in fact made a video about him, why would he be literally shaking because of it? Does he think Pewdiepie is going to send an army of natzees his way?

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Quinton was on Twitter having a "panic attack" for sympathy. Then deleted the tweets when someone pointed out that he wasn't in a PewDiePie video.

I can believe he legitimately had a panic attack, the dude cares entirely too much for dumb internet bullshit. This is actually his life and I very much doubt he has much outside of it. He makes most of these problems for himself by jumping the gun and not knowing when to fucking stop. I remember the one Mumkey stream where he messages an account he thought was Mumkey who then sent it to the actual Mumkey who read it on stream, then he started DMing the actual Mumkey still during the stream, just giving him more milk. Like nigga, everybody will leave you alone if you stop going after people first. Nobody cares if you make dumb woke videos now, you didn't even suffer much of a loss, you just lost every viewer who actually liked you for you and replaced them with a psychotic echo-chamber that will burn you at the stake the second you step out of line.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Even if Pewdiepie had in fact made a video about him, why would he be literally shaking because of it?

I think it is cuz after all this shit Pewds is still Pewds and the more optimistic of breadtubers lust over the idea of getting a platform that big. Just how they were throwing shit for the support of E;R and Ben Shapiro, "that is giving a platform". This people dont seem to think outside of clout, they are the skeptics all over again.

 

[scathefire]

Spineless cuck is still posting on Twitter at a family occassion.

He is constantly tweeting. He never fucking stops. I really need to turn off notifications for him because he won’t stop blowing up my phone with stupid bullshit about Garfield and reactionaries

I think it is cuz after all this shit Pewds is still Pewds and the more optimistic of breadtubers lust over the idea of getting a platform that big. Just how they were throwing shit for the support of E;R and Ben Shapiro, "that is giving a platform". This people dont seem to think outside of clout, they are the skeptics all over again.

In the same video that he recommended E;R in, one of the first channels in his list of recommendations was the breadtuber Sarah Z. I don’t know why a covert white supremacist would haphazardly endorse a breadtuber as part of his plan to indoctrinate children into Nazism. I guess this means that we’re morally obligated to go to Canada and break her door down in a fit of righteous anger

 

[The Pink Panther]

I think it is cuz after all this shit Pewds is still Pewds and the more optimistic of breadtubers lust over the idea of getting a platform that big. Just how they were throwing shit for the support of E;R and Ben Shapiro, "that is giving a platform". This people dont seem to think outside of clout, they are the skeptics all over again.

Rather they don't lust, they envy for it.

They envy for people to hear their message about how Homer Simpson is a symbol of toxic masculinity or how Eddie Redmayne's character from Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them is the perfect symbol of masculinity. It gets the whole world to eventually become a like mind. Hive mentality. It's their ultimate goal in the end, which is why the "muh deconversion from da right-wing" is such a meme.

 

[semiurge]

I wish whoever had told him had said it was a contra vid instead, I would have loved to see that little cumfest.

My secret hope is for Quinton to make a video about how he's an incel, but give it a woke spin. Something like "Non-Toxic Incels" or "Cucked by Capitalism". I feel like if he was smart enough to figure out how to fit incels into the woke olympics, he would have already done it.

Hey Quinton, you threadlurking doofus, shoot me a DM. I'll pitch you my woke incel ideas, and also tell you how to not sound like you're recording through two paper cups and some string.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I wish whoever had told him had said it was a contra vid instead, I would have loved to see that little cumfest.

My secret hope is for Quinton to make a video about how he's an incel, but give it a woke spin. Something like "Non-Toxic Incels" or "Cucked by Capitalism". I feel like if he was smart enough to figure out how to fit incels into the woke olympics, he would have already done it.

Hey Quinton, you threadlurking doofus, shoot me a DM. I'll pitch you my woke incel ideas, and also tell you how to not sound like you're recording through two paper cups and some string.

Incel by itself only means involuntary celibate, he could try to reclaim the term on a fashion similar to how queer is treated now.
Being honest I would like to help him on his videos too, I charge way less than whatever amount he throw at SexyDolls.com

 

[Flamenco]

Quinton was on Twitter having a "panic attack" for sympathy. Then deleted the tweets when someone pointed out that he wasn't in a PewDiePie video.
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Extra points for Big Joel's cope about how Pewds would never notice him.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Extra points for Big Joel's cope about how Pewds would never notice him.

One more point for him referring to Pewds as a "strange man" which within context sounds like Helen Lovejoy sneering at someone that society, according to her, should not accept and should be considered abnormal, weird, and one should be creeped out by it.

 

[Flamenco]

One more point for him referring to Pewds as a "strange man" which within context sounds like Helen Lovejoy sneering at someone that society, according to her, should not accept and should be considered abnormal, weird, and one should be creeped out by it.

Strange as in Pewds is wildly successful and isn't LARPing as an intellectual or a revolutionary.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Incel by itself only means involuntary celibate, he could try to reclaim the term on a fashion similar to how queer is treated now.
Being honest I would like to help him on his videos too, I charge way less than whatever amount he throw at SexyDolls.com

Quinton:
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Video Editing $200
Sexydolls.com $3,700
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my youtube career is dying.

WBMQ:
spend less on gay sex dolls

Quinton:
no

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Video Editing $200
Sexydolls.com $3,700

This two are way off. I refuse to believe he somehow manages to spend more than 50 on software, for all I know he barely has equipment.
He went for a cheap looking sex doll and on top a male one, that would make it half the estimate.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This two are way off. I refuse to believe he somehow manages to spend more than 50 on software, for all I know he barely has equipment.
He went for a cheap looking sex doll and on top a male one, that would make it half the estimate.

I'll give you the editing one. I just kinda threw a number out there. But you're assuming he only bought one male sex doll...

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Here's a preview from his sex doll video. At least he's washing off the cum.

 

[DatSpicyBoi]

I'm gonna sperg out about audio mixing and point out the fact that Quinton seems to be using a bit of reverb on his voice, which isn't uncommon, but he's done it in such away that there are these very faint hissing sounds between his words and phrases that, once I know they're there, drive me up the fucking wall.

Being a literal soyboy cuck who is substituting his love of Contra's ladydick with an actual sex doll is one thing. Subpar mixing habits though, that's unforgivable.

Yikes he's boring. Remember when Quinton used to make jokes and provide commentary? Now he's drifted from that into making rambling essays. I'm fine with purely informative content but for one he's a douche and secondly he doesn't add much. It's like Dan Olson with somehow less charisma.

I mean, it's weird how the two have a lot of similarities:

Both have beards

Both are hard headed idiots

Both use the 'geek' culture in their backgrounds of their vids

Both are cringey as all hell when it comes to comedy

And both have pasts that they try to sweep under the rug...

Honestly, I wouldn't consider a drop of quality, I'd consider it two sides of a coin, the only difference is one isn't covered in grime.

Jeremy's more personable while Quinton has alienated all his old friends.