MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

Back when it was more feasible Marbo should have tried looking for someone more charismatic to be on video and just have himself find the news stories to read verbatim. I've not seen the appeal of his videos to be honest. His claim to fame is being boring and not giving much opinion about the subject. If I really wanted that I could just read the articles myself without looking at a big toe with a shitty beard.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I like the way Quartering said 'I knew that cuck was a Remainer' when he heard Matt talking about how Thunderfoot got disillusioned over BREXIT which he 'understood'.

It's on the last Killstream.

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it is pathetic how matt shit talks thunderfoot, we have a "fat cuck who drives for uber eats" vs "the forever alone respected researcher". and if we compare where both of them stand in life it gets even worse. for matt.
 
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Here's the actual clip.

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Hilarious, and yet, it surprises nobody.

As a side note I don't really understand why Ethan Ralph keeps bringing Dame Pesos on his stream after how much Dame Pesos humiliated and mocked him during his xanax binge, is Dame Pesos more famous than Ethan Ralph? Is Ethan Ralph really that fucking desesperate?
 
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Japanese Jesus said:
Hilarious, and yet, it surprises nobody.

As a side note I don't really understand why Ethan Ralph keeps bringing Dame Pesos on his stream after how much Dame Pesos humiliated and mocked him during his xanax binge, is Dame Pesos more famous than Ethan Ralph? Is Ethan Ralph really that fucking desesperate?
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Dame mocks everyone and is entertaining enough to get away with it.
 
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Late to this hilarious dumpster fire. But at some point this girl will look into her legal guardian. After she finds out he went by the pseudonym MundaneMatt.
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Slimy Time said:
Comments are just filled with people as milquetoast and mundane as him with Sargon-tier names like "Individualism Incarnate". He's admitted in the leak by Pesos that he doesn't care about the bleeding of subs and has no real intention of doing anything to fix it. The most recent video where he "broke 1500" was that one about him being unverified, where he got 5k views, which was his biggest one yet. People are only interested in seeing him fall.
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He should just embrace his only redeeming quality to the entertainment world and make some self-ownage videos like "Accidentally piss myself sitting at newsdesk/computer chair too long", "Fall down my front stairs", "Dominatrix forgets to unlock me from the whipping post... Watch me cry for 10 hours straight til she comes back in the morning" , and "Get yelled at and shooed away after walking in on my GF's date night"

Who knows, it might actually work and get him a ton of views, but he lacks the comedic instincts, self-awareness or humility to ever consider owning up and embracing how he's perceived by the internet public that he so much wants to be a celebrity amongst

Japanese Jesus said:
Hilarious, and yet, it surprises nobody.

As a side note I don't really understand why Ethan Ralph keeps bringing Dame Pesos on his stream after how much Dame Pesos humiliated and mocked him during his xanax binge, is Dame Pesos more famous than Ethan Ralph? Is Ethan Ralph really that fucking desesperate?
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See above, and also :
Pesos was roasting him, along with others who've also appeared on his show since, while Ralph was in the middle of a stubborn, stupid self-destructive streak of alcohol and drug abuse. They were roasting and criticising his destructive addictive behaviors and stupidity in letting them get so bad and public. Someone doing that is more of a friend than anyone that was participating in the self-destructive behavior with Ralph, or ignoring it to avoid conflict.

Ralph would look like a huge dillhole and hypocrite if he was to hold a grudge against anyone that behaved like Dame Pesos at that time. By featuring Pesos on current streams, Ralph acknowledges that he himself was wrong and stupid during his latest public binge, while knowing he'll receive just as much, or more, ridicule if he fucks up and starts using again.
Best thing is, he doesn't have to articulate any of that in words and seem gay cuz of it, but he does get to show some self-awareness, humility and willingness to improve on the obvious, glaring character flaws everyone in his audience can see

Most of all, though, is that Dame Pesos is a hilarious and loved-by-all type o' dude, makes streams better when he's on 'em, and it'd be another death knell for Ralph's internet career if he were to ban Pesos from his shows
 
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