Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Walking Clock]

Citracett was acknowledged by Greer, though. Russ once linked to Cit’s video instead of his own, because he’s Russ Fucking Greer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Guys, I talked to an attorney, and he says we have a case against Russ for false representations and emotional distress. I'll file the paperwork tomorrow! Note, that's "tomorrow" in Greer Standard Time.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Looks like another courier is about to get hit by a truck:


If they die, how will they deliver the song to TayTay?

(I hope it's just a troll getting tired of trolling and not someone actually suicidal)

Edit: Deleted in under 6 minutes.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Now that summer is over, can I sue him for misrepresentations, vicarious liability, and failure to warn?

He promised his song would be THE song of the summer, and I relied on his words and made a music video with the intent to flatter him so when the song hit #1 I'd get invited to Hollywood too and make millions without actually doing anything.

But since the song flopped and like 5 people watched it, my life is now totally ruined.

Admit it: if you were making videos for Russell Greer of all people, your life was ruined to begin with.

I wouldn't doubt if he's just triggered by profanity. And he can't mean "faggot" because he's had no problem calling guys fags on FB.

Some autistic people can't stand profanity because they can't read tone well so they have to supplement it with cues from the other person's vocabulary choices. People who swear a lot come across as relentlessly hostile. Of course, anyone who has to put up with Russhole is going to become hostile sooner or later anyway, so it's not like this handicap is costing him any friends.

 

[drain]

Looks like another courier is about to get hit by a truck:
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If they die, how will they deliver the song to TayTay?

(I hope it's just a troll getting tired of trolling and not someone actually suicidal)

Edit: Deleted in under 6 minutes.

You know, I really hope it was just a ween that got tired of Russ and told some half assed excuse to get away from him. Because the option someone is really suicidal is sad. But do you guys know what would be even more horrifying than actual suicidal behavior? If Russ made up this person and now thinks using the ''he was suicidal teehee bye'' excuse will work.

 

[The Dude]

Maybe the "F word" in question was "frivolous"? As in "Stop wasting everyone's time with frivolous lawsuits, Russell, you floppy-faced fucking faggot!"

 

[Deadpool]

Looks like another courier is about to get hit by a truck:
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If they die, how will they deliver the song to TayTay?

(I hope it's just a troll getting tired of trolling and not someone actually suicidal)

Edit: Deleted in under 6 minutes.

Tbf if I was in regular contact with Russ I'd either kill myself or pretend to.

 

[The Dude]

Tbf if I was in regular contact with Russ I'd either kill myself or pretend to.

Especially if you're an attractive young woman.

 

[DarkAlien]

No

 

[Deadpool]

No

If you need yoga poses to clean your microwave, you are cleaning your microwave wrong.

 

[The Great Citracett]

You know, I really hope it was just a ween that got tired of Russ and told some half assed excuse to get away from him. Because the option someone is really suicidal is sad. But do you guys know what would be even more horrifying than actual suicidal behavior? If Russ made up this person and now thinks using the ''he was suicidal teehee bye'' excuse will work.

I really hope that was fake, because while I know it's a habit, it's pretty fucked that he made that dramatic post, then "liked" it.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

If you need yoga poses to clean your microwave, you are cleaning your microwave wrong.

A bit optimistic. Russell Greer is a career janitor. He's cleaning other people's microwaves.

That call from Taylor is coming any day now.

 

[Deadpool]

A bit optimistic. Russell Greer is a career janitor. He's cleaning other people's microwaves.

That call from Taylor is coming any day now.

Yes but where do you suppose he does his cooking when he can't afford Uber Eats?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Yes but where do you suppose he does his cooking when he can't afford Uber Eats?

I'm not so sure he does. He's so devoted to hookers and lawsuits that by this point, hot food is probably an unnecessary luxury.

He's probably got dry colossal crunch, muffins, and maybe a mini fridge with some chocolate milk.

 

[Toasty]

While he may utilise the shared microwave wherever he's renting a room, does anyone believe he'd ever actually clean it?

 

[Whatthefuck]

You should also include damages for all the shit he promised us and never delivered on. Like the video game and sexy British audiobook.

Don’t we have our own sexy British audiobook here on the farms? I seem to remember one of our intrepid farmers recording his tome in different British regional accents when he first released it. Damn, I’m sorry I can’t remember specifically who, many apologies, but we’ve got it somewhere in serial form.

 

[CWCissey]

Don’t we have our own sexy British audiobook here on the farms? I seem to remember one of our intrepid farmers recording his tome in different British regional accents when he first released it. Damn, I’m sorry I can’t remember specifically who, many apologies, but we’ve got it somewhere in serial form.

It was @An Sionnach Seang if I remember rightly.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

You know, I really hope it was just a ween that got tired of Russ and told some half assed excuse to get away from him. Because the option someone is really suicidal is sad. But do you guys know what would be even more horrifying than actual suicidal behavior? If Russ made up this person and now thinks using the ''he was suicidal teehee bye'' excuse will work.

I'm more horrified by the possibility that a suicidal person's life may have gotten so bad that they were required to resort to Russell for consolation. RIP.

 

[drtoboggan]

To quote T-Swizzle, Rät Möuth needs to calm down.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm more horrified by the possibility that a suicidal person's life may have gotten so bad that they were required to resort to Russell for consolation. RIP.

Have to make sure you hit absolute rock-bottom before necking yourself.