Crime 6 Year Old Arrested For Throwing Fit - Florida Man passed the police academy and is now wearing the badge



ORLANDO, Fla. (CNN/WKMG) — A Florida grandmother was shocked to find out her 6-year-old granddaughter had been arrested Thursday for throwing a tantrum.

Meralyn Kirkland says Kaia’s journey to the juvenile detention center by Orlando Police Officers began at Lucious and Emma Nixon Elementary charter school.

“What do you mean she was arrested, he said ‘there was an incident and she kicked somebody and she is being charged and she is on her way,'” Kirkland explained.

The disorienting chaos was too much for Kirkland to process.

“She has a medical condition that we are working on getting resolved and he says, ‘what medical condition, she has a sleep disorder, sleep apnea,’ and he says, ‘well I have sleep apnea and I don’t behave like that.”

First grader Kaia was handcuffed and carted off where Kirkland says she was fingerprinted and even had a mug shot taken.

“They told us we had to wait a few minutes because Kaia was being fingerprinted, and when she said finger printed it hit me like a ton of bricks,” Kirkland said. “No six year old child should be able to tell somebody that they had handcuffs on them and they were riding in the back of a police car and taken to a juvenile center to be fingerprinted, mug shot”

Kaia is happy to be back home.

Imagine having a rap sheet at 6 years old. Imagine having a mug shot at 6 years old.
 
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Just in: police roll out new Preschool Anti-Crime program, also known as Pre-Crime, to arrest small children for minor & perceived offenses to deter thought crime early & to log future criminals in their arrest records early to save time doing it when predetermined criminals become emancipated, legal adults. This procedure will also help police track the development of criminals from the time they're juveniles to felons as a way of collecting data to sell to Facebook to enhance criminal behavioral models.

Breaking development: a newborn infant has just been arrested for disturbing the peace by loud whining. Witnesses say the infant's wailing was annoying and disruptive. When asked if it wasn't extreme to have an infant arrested for crying, one of the witnesses who called in the disturbance was quoted as saying "I don't care that he was born yesterday, he should know better, there's no excuse."

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And people say we're a society in decline.

How can that be? We're just a few steps away from air marshals opening fire on screaming infants on flights.

Please God let me be on the first plane where that happens.
 
Feral nigger, dumped on Mee-Maw and given a diversity voucher to a charter school, chimps out to the point where the school has the call the police. Police try to scare her straight by doing a fake processing as Mee-Maw wakes up from her afternoon wine nap. Release lil' niglet back into her custody without a hearing.

Mee-Maw goes to the media "She dindu nuffin. She has sleep apnea. She wanna be a musician."

All of you fall for it.
 
Feral nigger, dumped on Mee-Maw and given a diversity voucher to a charter school, chimps out to the point where the school has the call the police. Police try to scare her straight by doing a fake processing as Mee-Maw wakes up from her afternoon wine nap. Release lil' niglet back into her custody without a hearing.

Mee-Maw goes to the media "She dindu nuffin. She has sleep apnea. She wanna be a musician."

All of you fall for it.
Schools call the cops for everything because a teacher laying hands on an unruly kid gets them sued into oblivion, while cops are virtually immune to prosecution. In the old days, a nun could smack a misbehaving kid with a ruler and that was the end of it, now we have officer Buzzcut cuffing toddlers because we're too pussy to let teachers enforce discipline.
 
You can tell that kid is a spoiled brat. Lives with grandma (where are the parents?). Has a room filled with every toy she ever saw at the store. Of course she is going to throw a tantrum the first time someone tells her "no". Honestly, she would have to be pretty out of control before they would call in a resource officer at that age. She must have really been having a meltdown.

I still think that age is too young to be arrested, though. In the old days, teachers had paddles exactly for this kind of thing. And, then, when you got home -- your parents would already know about it and there would be a good chance you'd get another swat on the butt for good measure. She needs some discipline -- but now they've just made her into a victim that can never be held accountable ever again.

I wonder if they've had issues with this kid before, though, and thought calling the cops might force Grandma to actually do something this time instead of making excuses. If that was the case, it was a big screw up on their part. My bet is Grandma is going to sue for some cash. All those toys are expensive, you know.
 
Honestly, she would have to be pretty out of control before they would call in a resource officer at that age. She must have really been having a meltdown.
lolno. Most modern teachers are passive aggressive pussies who are just waiting for the first opportunity to abuse their power with the slimmest justification they can find. Teachers think of their student body as a vector to fuck with parents they disagree with ideologically or to award those who fall into party guidelines.
 
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lolno. Modern teachers are passive aggressive pussies who are just waiting for the first opportunity to abuse their power with the slimmest justification they can find. Teachers think of their student body as a vector to fuck with parents they disagree with ideologically or to award those who fall into party guidelines.
I tend to think that is true more for secondary teachers, but nearly every kindergarten teacher I've ever met has been the idealistic, nurturing type. They also are the ones who tend to quit once they get married and have kids. There is a pretty high turnover rate for Kindergarten teachers. Or maybe that's just in my area.

Florida is a level of crazy I can't even comprehend, though, so it might be different. They may be power tripping there. Can't rule it out.
 
"Well I have sleep apnea and I don't act like that!"

Good lord, if what she says is true then they literally expected a 6 year old to be set to the same standards as a adult :stress:

If I got arrested each time I got ANGERY and started shit up when I was around her age, then I would have a rap sheet longer than most gangsters. I could understand if she stabbed another kid with a pencil, but a six year old hitting someone? Just suspend her ffs.

Anyways did they actually do anything besides press charges? It seems like they were just trying to "scare her straight" in a autistic way.

lolno. Modern teachers are passive aggressive pussies who are just waiting for the first opportunity to abuse their power with the slimmest justification they can find. Teachers think of their student body as a vector to fuck with parents they disagree with ideologically or to award those who fall into party guidelines.

I legit remember elementary and middle school teachers getting bullied so hard by my peers that they started crying, or losing their shit and starting to scream at them. Some teachers would also play favorites and demean other kids while trying to prop up the "golden kids". My area is trashy though sooooo

Protip: If you can't handle the quirks of young children DONT WORK IN JOBS WITH YOUNG CHILDREN

The absolute state of public schools.
 
If America were less of a lawsuit-happy shithole where every school administrator lives in constant dread of being sued, we wouldn't have to outsource student discipline to the fucking cops.

There's some bittersweet truth to that, when everyone wonders why nobody will stop to help a bleeding person on the street these days, and blame moral decay or whatnot, remember how the imminent threat of lawsuits are on the mind of passerby these days, wondering if they're going to be the next person sued for negligence for trying to help.
 
There's some bittersweet truth to that, when everyone wonders why nobody will stop to help a bleeding person on the street these days, and blame moral decay or whatnot, remember how the imminent threat of lawsuits are on the mind of passerby these days, wondering if they're going to be the next person sued for negligence for trying to help.
Or sued for said help in of itself. "oh you stopped my life threatening bleed, but I bruised in the process. YOU ASSAULTED ME!!!!"

There is no chance in hell the teachers would touch this kid in any form of discipline. Modern public schools have this entire training program for teachers on how to handle unruly kids. They are told, full stop, they are NOT allowed to touch or strike these students in any way. They are told if the kid is shouting at them, they have to call CPOs (tard wranglers) to haul the kids to in school detention, where they will continue to not give a shit until they go home. Physical contact is only ever to be used for self defense, and unless the kid breaks your bones or stabs you, good luck convincing anyone you fought in self defense. Even so, the discipline office is not allowed to suspend students for disrupting class anymore, and cannot force in school unless the student becomes verbally aggressive to a teacher, so there is no discipline, no concept of respect, no consequences for acting out, and students are beginning to figure that out.

It's a wonder anyone decides to be a teacher these days. Bring back paddles, bring back proper tard wranglers that will pin your kid down, record his screams, and throw him in the detention office until he calms down.

When the old buildings in my city were still running, this was as recently as the early 2000s, one of the high schools had a set of literal crazy rooms. They took the old boiler room (which was a BIGGUN) and built enough of these tiny 6x9 rooms to house an entire class. These rooms were cold due to being 30 feet underground, every surface were those white padded walls, and they were lit with a single bright white light, no windows, door with a prison door style sliding window. Any students that started screaming or melting down was thrown into one of these rooms until they shut up. Any student that got violent would be manhandled by two of the CPOs, whom were former military or police, and thrown into the room to wait for the police to take them in for charges to be pressed. Despite being in a bad neighborhood with numerous gangs and drug problems, the kids were oddly successful compared to other buildings due to the discipline these rooms brought. Security in that building did not fuck around, and while the kids were incredibly disrespectful to their parents and randos, they never dared disrespect teachers or school employees once they became sophomores.

the rooms were closed after outcry at the number of a certain demographic (spoiler, the school was ~85% black) getting in trouble at this building for fighting. After the rooms were closed, the school's discipline fell apart. Bring back proper punishments, and kids will stop screwing around.
 
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