Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

I didn't know you could change your name here

How is someone who's so active on these sites so bad at it too?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I didn't know you could change your name here

How is someone who's so active on these sites so bad at it too?

Name change was offered after the leak to anyone who felt their identity was too exposed because they didn't use a VPN or signed up with their real email.

And before someone rides my ass over going around that security measure, I knew who she was since July-ish and said as much. You can find the posts in my history where I ask her how long I'm supposed to pretend I don't know who she is. I backed off and let her play because she was being harmless. But then she posted one of the most entitled bullshit things I have ever seen written about how every FREE housing option she was given for her fake disabilities was not up to her standards. So I gave her multiple blatant warnings before the leaks and she didn't take the out. I offered her another out before I dropped the IPs. She had every chance to not have this happen.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Name change was offered after the leak to anyone who felt their identity was too exposed because they didn't use a VPN or signed up with their real email.

And before someone rides my ass over going around that security measure, I knew who she was since July-ish and said as much. You can find the posts in my history where I ask her how long I'm supposed to pretend I don't know who she is. I backed off and let her play because she was being harmless. But then she posted one of the most entitled bullshit things I have ever seen written about how every FREE housing option she was given for her fake disabilities was not up to her standards. So I gave her multiple blatant warnings before the leaks and she didn't take the out. I offered her another out before I dropped the IPs. She had every chance to not have this happen.

Guess I'm stuck fucking Jack in secret forever.


I saw those warnings. Sweet, dumb Nina.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Guess I'm stuck fucking Jack in secret forever.


I saw those warnings. Sweet, dumb Nina.

Not dumb. Teflon-coated. So sure nothing bad she does will stick because she hides behind a bunch of minority identities and social justice warrior causes. Her followers aren't going to check here to see what I'm saying, I'm not going to go on Twitter and engage her, she'll never admit it was her no matter how much evidence I provide, and she'll continue to sperg on about how cruel the world is to her, specifically while pretending she gives a rat's ass about anyone else and actively talking shit on the same groups she pretends to be a part of.

Same way troons can say whatever fucked up violent perverted shit they want and suicide bait and get away with it because they're the most oppressed-est of all the oppressed.

See also this comment wherein some idiot dangerhair sees reddit and decides that despite aaaaaalllll that evidence, there has to be some other explanation.


Also lol wtf is this I seriously do not know.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm always amazed at how many spoonies who sometimes can't even make it out of bed in the morning and definitely can't hold down even the most basic work can spend more time on their makeup than I've ever spent, more time than normal women would ever do unless they were going to some kind of important formal event or a kickass party. Even when the makeup is not particularly artfully done, it's clearly time-consuming and expensive.

IMO if you're capable of regularly painting your face while looking in a mirror for an hour or two, you are just as capable of getting a minwage call center job that lets you work from home with a headset and laptop. I'd take people like this a lot more seriously if they ever seemed to prioritize productivity over laziness and narcissism.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

See also this comment wherein some idiot dangerhair sees reddit and decides that despite aaaaaalllll that evidence, there has to be some other explanation.
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Also lol wtf is this I seriously do not know.
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This is the perfect match for Stapphire Crimson Claw! Move aside ghost husbands

 

[medicaidmunch]

This is lupuswithlauren who went to the Kelly Clinic and got every munchie “tool” under the sun when she hasn’t used one single mobility aid in her life.


She got a port last week and constantly posted on her story about how painful it was and how her pain meds weren’t enough. She called her surgeon for stronger meds that she “knew would work” and is still taking them around the clock.






She’s also a model

 

[Casket Base]

OMG ITS TIME TO TAKE MH [sic] PAIN MEDS
best part of my day

Could she be anymore transparent?

 

[Maxie]

Could she be anymore transparent?

You should she her sit up after a port surgery...said by someone who has never had any abdominal surgery.

How much pain can she be in from all her sooooper serious chronic pain conditions if this is too much for her.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

This is lupuswithlauren who went to the Kelly Clinic and got every munchie “tool” under the sun when she hasn’t used one single mobility aid in her life.

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She got a port last week and constantly posted on her story about how painful it was and how her pain meds weren’t enough. She called her surgeon for stronger meds that she “knew would work” and is still taking them around the clock.

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(texts are from a friend who is in a group chat with her)

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She’s also a model

Seeing this, wish I caught a screenshot of her giving s3crets of s3renity support on her live last night. I didn't get a chance to archive it as I don't have a screen recorder (and it's like an hour long). It was mostly boring, I'll save you from her repeating the same thing about 20 times. But she posted 2 live videos, one this morning, one last night, and I have paraphrased what went on.

Spoiler: spoiler

She starts whining about how they won't give her food and how she's starving and wants to just eat (tubes aren't so fun when the hospital takes them serious are they?).
Now her m1lk production has stopped cause she isn't getting the "nutrition" she needs. And yes they have her on feeds but she's only on 10mls an hour and they're not running them all the time (shows bottle and detached tube)
---for those who don't know, it's very common to run feeds slowly and not all the time at first to gage how your stomach tolerates it and they titrate it up as they can---
She sits there literally plowing ice chips the whole live. The second she stops chomping on one bite she's getting another ready.
She says the doctor sutured the NG tube to her stomach so she can't just leave or pull it herself as it will require a seperate surgery just to get it out (shows tape that has said info scrawled on it apparently) she also has the bridle clip on it. Says at one point it was moving so they took an xray to check that the sutures were OK, they apparently were. (next morning mentioned that they changed her tube but I think she confused tape change with a whole new tube.)
Complains about and mentions the man behind her telesitter cam alot. Wonders if he enjoyed watching her best feed and expose her breast numerous times (cause she doesn't post her breastfeeding and naked all over social media...).
Thinks he's recording her for his pleasure and it creeps her out.
Complains about how they need to move her to another larger hospital that's further from home so she can get the rest of the tests to see if she needs a tube and to see where it needs to be placed.
Complains
Complains
Complains
They won't give her supplies to breast feed yet they gave her a pump and supplies and she threw the first supply out... (didn't screenshot at the time, was a story but showed her first pumped m1lk in a garbage bag, waste of expensive supplies). And since they won't store it for her she can't give it to her family to use. Then complains again how she can't even make milk since tons of people are asking if she needs supplies.
Talks about how she needs to ask for a patient advocate because they are completely mistreating her, brings up them going against HER seizure protocol over and over yet... Every hospital has their own protocol they have to follow and who knows if she actually had one or just a reaction to the anesthesia like alot of people do...
Mentions that her first gastric emptying study was when she was 11, the food didn't move at all in the 4 hours so they sent her home? But also says how her test was done is completely different then what they're doing this time... But explained it the same. (maybe just me but if your "gp" was that bad then I can't imagine they would just send you home without doing a tube or medication then. She's not on any medications and has mentioned this several times during her stay).

I don't think much else was interesting that she mentioned. She really spent most the live talking about the strange creepy guy behind the telesitter camera and how she wasn't getting anything she wanted. Sounds like a pretty normal cut and dry hospital stay to me though. If you can't eat, they make you NPO, they run tests, use feeding tube and fluids to keep nutrition up. You ask to pee if you're a fall risk. They're busy so you have to wait a while sometimes. (wonder what happened to her adult briefs, they have some at the hospital she can use if she can't wait 2 minutes to pee) Everything she's complaining about she did to herself and I'm really just enjoying her whine about it already...

 

[Cold Waffle]

Call me a moron, but how the hell does she have stitches involved with her NG (or NJ or whatever) tube?

 

[Maxie]

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Call me a moron, but how the hell does she have stitches involved with her NG (or NJ or whatever) tube?

If they suspect the patient might tamper with the tube they stitch it in. Funny that they would do it with her, right?

So now her m.ilk production has finally dropped off. Guess she wasn't as starving as she thought going into the hospital. Why did she need a feeding tube again?

Has she mentioned if her tube is a NG or a NJ?

 

[Cold Waffle]

If they suspect the patient might tamper with the tube they stitch it in. Funny that they would do it with her, right?

So now her m.ilk production has finally dropped off. Guess she wasn't as starving as she thought going into the hospital. Why did she need a feeding tube again?

Has she mentioned if her tube is a NG or a NJ?

Really? I thought they just tied it into your nose with a bridle or whatever. I haven't seen her go into specifics on what kind of tube it is, but I haven't seen any of her live antics or anything. It really seems like she wasn't getting enough attention from her husband/internet friends, so she just decided to wail on and on about how she can't eat. The fact that her boobs aren't producing anymore is a red flag that she was eating fine before, and the NPO situation in the hospital is outside her norm. What an idiot.

 

[Occam's Epilady]

This is what she posted yesterday about her tube situation, and I don't think she's provided any more information since then.

In her stories today she said that she's seen three GI docs, and after the last one asked about anorexia, she requested a patient advocate. She also mentioned that they've rescheduled her test three or four times now, and aren't transferring her until tomorrow. She is NOT happy with how this hospital visit is going, and it's pretty hilarious. All she wanted was a feeding tube, which she clearly needs because she is a Chronically Ill Person with Many Chronic Conditions, and those mean doctors, are, like, not letting her eat? They're trying to discuss medications with her when she has made *abundantly* clear that her delicate zebra body cannot handle medications? And they keep doing things that are not fun, and she's not comfortable, and it is extremely distressing that being in the hospital has not been pleasant? Clearly, a patient advocate is needed to talk some sense into those horrible doctors.

 

[Cold Waffle]

This is what she posted yesterday about her tube situation, and I don't think she's provided any more information since then.
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In her stories today she said that she's seen three GI docs, and after the last one asked about anorexia, she requested a patient advocate. She also mentioned that they've rescheduled her test three or four times now, and aren't transferring her until tomorrow. She is NOT happy with how this hospital visit is going.

Huh, the only mention I can find of sutures is with a surgical tube. There's mention of securing the surgical type with a balloon or a few sutures. No mention of sutures regarding a tube through the nose. Maybe a medical kiwi can explain more. The patron saint Mary Frey was known for somehow coughing up her NJ tube, so wouldn't they have secured hers with stitches if it were a thing? It doesn't add up to me, but my knowledge is limited to some medical journal I searched through instead of actually reading. Maybe someone can elaborate.

 

[PootPoot2]

Maybe a medical kiwi can explain more.

Minor medfag at your service. I don’t work acute bedside any more but I did my time (mostly hospital-based hospice care, if you’re interested) and have an inflated sense of self-importance, so enjoy my

Spoiler: unqualified opinion

In most facilities I’ve worked it’s first choice that NG/NJs are placed by guidewire bedside, with patient typically awake & assisting. Gastro biopsies are usually done as part of a scope. Very possible they just threaded her tube at the same time she was sedated for the scope though. Now sometimes a GIS will want to go in through the belly button to grab tissue, though it makes little sense not to try using the openings god made first, so I think it’s unlikely that’s the case here.

All of this is very routine. Laparoscopic biopsy is the only concept I can come up with for how she got the idea something was “stiched in her stomach” but nothing indicates to me a reason for it. Then again, I’m not fucking crazy. Who knows what this woman thinks happened to her.

Edit: words that didn’t make sense make sense now

 

[Ms.bojangles]

Really? I thought they just tied it into your nose with a bridle or whatever. I haven't seen her go into specifics on what kind of tube it is, but I haven't seen any of her live antics or anything. It really seems like she wasn't getting enough attention from her husband/internet friends, so she just decided to wail on and on about how she can't eat. The fact that her boobs aren't producing anymore is a red flag that she was eating fine before, and the NPO situation in the hospital is outside her norm. What an idiot.

She produced a small amount more milk this morning but the mean nurses wouldn't put it in a fridge or give her ice so she could keep it fresh for her two year old that apparently needs her breast juice with every meal.



She was obviously eating fine before and whining for the attention. Someone called her on it in her life. Like I thought you said you couldn't eat? And she's like: I can eat, it's just very unpleasant and causes alot of pain (or something a bit more whiney than that). I will say in all the NG and NJ tubes I've seen I haven't seen one that was sutures in, online or offline, even with someone like anelise with her anorexia. I would also figure that sutures would be more dangerous for someone who is coughing/gagging or trying to pull it out as it could cause the stomach to tear but I am no GI doctor.

This is what she posted yesterday about her tube situation, and I don't think she's provided any more information since then.
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In her stories today she said that she's seen three GI docs, and after the last one asked about anorexia, she requested a patient advocate. She also mentioned that they've rescheduled her test three or four times now, and aren't transferring her until tomorrow. She is NOT happy with how this hospital visit is going, and it's pretty hilarious. All she wanted was a feeding tube, which she clearly needs because she is a Chronically Ill Person with Many Chronic Conditions, and those mean doctors, are, like, not letting her eat? They're trying to discuss medications with her when she has made *abundantly* clear that her delicate zebra body cannot handle medications? And they keep doing things that are not fun, and she's not comfortable, and it is extremely distressing that being in the hospital has not been pleasant? Clearly, a patient advocate is needed to talk some sense into those horrible doctors.

Now she's seeking a malpractice lawyer because she's "getting sicker in the hospital" and "they aren't even using my tube"



I just love when a munchie goes in the hospital and things dont go their way, they cry, stomp their feet and cry malpractice meanwhile the doctor is literally taking the necesary steps to make sure he doesn't catch a lawsuit (making sure the surgery is wartented, titrating feeds based on tolerance, following hospital procedures, etc). I can tell this hospital and it's staff are getting to the point where they're over her shit. No one who was actually starving and needing a tube as bad as she said would be whining about the help they received (like an NJ or NG tube and feeds, I'm not even sure if she knows which cause she says it's stitched to her stomach and in her stomach and sometimes says NG and sometimes says NJ).

If she makes it to the big hospital, I will completely throw a pizza party when they tell her she's not getting a surgical tube cause her stomach works just fine. That blow up will be like fireworks on the forth of July.

 

[HotpieIsTheNightKing]

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She’s also a model

This is a hilarious level of resting bitch face, oh my God. A combo of I smell literal shit yet freakishly dead eyes.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

This is a hilarious level of resting bitch face, oh my God. A combo of I smell literal shit yet freakishly dead eyes.

It's the fact you can see her baring her teeth into a grimace that cracks me up.

Does she actually claim lupus? That's a pretty ballsy diagnosis to fake.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh nooooo Nina made too many demands of her free housing that she doesn't need because she's not disabled, just fat and lazy and attention-seeking and a pathological liar, and now they won't help her. Welp here are your options: continue to live in Daddy's apartment in a nice safe suburb for free, or live somewhere you consider beneath you, also for free. Gosh.



And she can't even have a therapeutic hot chocolate. The agony of this woman's very existence is just unfathomable.



Man what am I doing with this stupid job and adult responsibilities when I can just make strangers pay for a power chair and then claim I can't work and my rich father will pay for everything my tugboat doesn't?