The vacant expression of a reeetard needing to be locked in a home for being too unable to care for himself.
Everything about Phil makes it crystal fucking clear that he is someone who should never have autonomy in any aspect of his life. If the tax payers are going to be forced to pay for his existence with nothing in return, then the State should at least place some kind of tard wrangler to be responsible for his lifestyle and have ultimate authority over his finances. If he refuses to cooperate, then bye-bye TardBux.
Night terrors are typically an affliction of very small children, i.e. Phil.
He updates his Mastodon bio with this verbose shit:
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Mao never said so.
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All your dishes are paper.
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You miss the ONE MOST IMPORTANT hate symbol in your life.
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You turn your eye because not even yourself can stand your ugliness.
"Heavily armed"...just because Phil is an obese lard-ass with flabby arms, does not mean he is "heavily armed". And his mall ninja knives, bear mace, airsoft guns, and tranzginger themed sporting equipment doesn't count either. He's as heavily armed as an eight-year-old with a Nerf gun collection.
And people don't "deserve" anything they don't actually earn. Food, housing, medical care, mall ninja shit...if someone wants those things then they should go out and work for them, like most people do. Phil and other wasteabouts like him are lucky that they live in a country that is successful enough to give out surplus money to them so they can live relatively comfortable lives, far more so than they could ever hope to find in North Korea, China, or when the Soviet Union was still around.
And he would have gotten away with pretending to be a woman too, if not for you meddling kids and your dog!
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Truly, Phil knows the experience of being a kids' show cartoon villain better than any living human; of being constantly outwitted by those he believes relentlessly inferior, of having all of his plans fail every time, of being both metaphorically and literally impotent because the show's rating won't allow him to have sex, of having a personality that struggles in vain to fill out two dimensions. He's more flaccid than even Gargamel, who at least succeeding in creating life once. And to think that this whole show wouldn't exist if Phil wasn't the one broadcasting it to the internet.
Its just too bad that is Phil's actual ugly pig face, and not just some spooky mask that could be pulled off at the end if the episode.
If only you didn't run Phil you could be Twitter famous
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And since this Jake retard decided to pull a stupid stunt, resist arrest, and fight with the police, he can kiss his right to own a firearm goodbye. Even if the charges for the vandalism get dropped, it's a good chance he will still be prosecuted for resisting arrest and assaulting the police. Brilliant move, you dumb faggot. Then again, this is a guy who proudly displays an identifying tattoo of a group that will likely soon be declared a criminal organization/domestic terrorist group in plain view, so he obviously isn't the brightest spoon in the shed.
Wear a fucking mask then tattoo your crime gang's symbol on a highly visible place on your body.
Note, even actual crime gangs like MS-13 and the Yakuza have phased out obligatory tattoos because of exactly this issue.
Exactly. It's a pretty stupid move to intentionally place identifying markings on your body when you're going to be breaking the law. But if any of these Antardfa faggots had any reasonable amount of intelligence, then they wouldn't be breaking laws or demanding the shit that they are in the first place. No wonder Phil is so attracted to them.
