DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor]

Nintendo controller had four buttons counting start and select, Genesis only had a start button, so it had four buttons total. Really makes you think.

Phil didn't count the start button or the select button because they are not "action buttons".

The point of the story is that detractors are dumb kids with -77 IQ and Phil's fans mature intelligent adults. That's why he needs to explain 3 buttons is more than 2 buttons and Jasper doesn't play video games because he is a cat.

 

[killuminati]

Earlier this year Phil went on a rant about the Chinese. They make inferior products using cheap inferior materials. Phil knows this because his dad told him. So Phil, who is not racist, has admitted to having conversations with his father about hating the Chinese.

Why would he buy a Chinese exercise bike?

Because he's China's best friend -- American greed.

 

[A Ghost]

is it too late to start a petition to change the poll to "what is gonna happen to phils sega genesis mini after today"

 

[actually]

is it too late to start a petition to change the poll to "what is gonna happen to phils sega genesis mini after today"

I was considering a thread just to note the days that the Genesis mini is actually used.

 

[AckedyACK]

When you take a break from Phil's autism sphere and then catch up on page after page filled with his pure idiocy, greed and disgusting personality, it really reminds you of how pathetic Phil actually is.

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This might be the absolute fucking low point. I'd like to type it out because it seems surreal to me. This is a grown man, watching videos of HIMSELF for hours, laughing with himself saying things like "Chinky Chang Charlie Chan", calling it 'comedy' and lament the fact that people get 'offended' by such things these days, not realizing the only thing people get offended by is the pure fucking cringe if they're more than 5 years old. What the actual fuck. Watching videos of yourself for hours already is narcissistic as all fuck, but acting as if your high school humor was somehow funny (even back then), is just on a whole different level. I honestly believe it takes a particular kind of horrible douchebag to watch videos of himself for hours on end. Even Kanye would be impressed. Holy fuck.

 

[Raven'sChild]

D$P did a 'walkthrough' of the mini for YouTube where he looked at all the settings menus, followed by talking about all 42 games one at a time. It was pointed out to D$P that changing the language setting to Japanese would display different box art. He did so and scrolled through Japanese versions remarking on them before setting about his lengthy descriptions of each and every game in the English settings. He then went back, changed language to Japanese again and proceeded to look at all 42 games box art a second time. He has to have a timer or something running the way he was padding each YouTube video. Yes, he broke up the 'unboxing' into a series of YouTube videos. Though he makes no money from them and doesn't care about YouTube which is only an archive of his streams though each and every video receives it's own dedicated intro.

 

[Shambler]

i think phil would enjoy his job more if he actually bothered to do it correctly, phil hates failure but refuses to improve

 

[Muppetmode]

D$P did a 'walkthrough' of the mini for YouTube where he looked at all the settings menus, followed by talking about all 42 games one at a time. It was pointed out to D$P that changing the language setting to Japanese would display different box art. He did so and scrolled through Japanese versions remarking on them before setting about his lengthy descriptions of each and every game in the English settings. He then went back, changed language to Japanese again and proceeded to look at all 42 games box art a second time. He has to have a timer or something running the way he was padding each YouTube video. Yes, he broke up the 'unboxing' into a series of YouTube videos. Though he makes no money from them and doesn't care about YouTube which is only an archive of his streams though each and every video receives it's own dedicated intro.

He probably does. I haven’t really payed attention but does he look at his computer closer to the hour mark? That could be him checking the timer, tips, bits then chat

think phil would enjoy his job more if he actually bothered to do it correctly, phil hates failure but refuses to improve

I think he’s too lazy to at this point. Like others have said, you’d think for an unboxing video he’d set up a table and open the box. It’s not like he hasn’t done those in the past. He could small talk, but he only interacts with his cats/I don’t think he’s had an irl conversation with anyone else since Rambo so he forgot how. Hell, even his apex coop streams, Brian and whoever else had to carry it. Even his coop during bl2, he just kinda went into sausage mode on the couch

 

[clownpiss]

calling a company that pays your employer for advertising the big toxic R word, but its the darn trolls fault he's banned from sponsored streams

 

[Shambler]

calling a company that pays your employer for advertising the big toxic R word, but its the darn trolls fault he's banned from sponsored streams

make you wonder if phil has any idea of how the concept of SPREAD works, i've got a bud who doesn't like fortnite because "its unrealistic for bullets to spread" good guy but he's got some bad takes

 

[Salubrious]

So what I've learned from DSP is that internet connections have gotten worse in the last 10 years.

Also, every single company sucks at making CoD without exception.

 

[Prince Lotor]

calling a company that pays your employer for advertising the big toxic R word, but its the darn trolls fault he's banned from sponsored streams

Holy fucking shit his aim is bad! He comes around the corner and the guy is to his left, he's aimed to the right of the guy and overcompensates swinging his crosshairs entirely over and past the guy, he starts his full-auto fire to the left of the guys head, he then mashes his aim to the right so hard that the moment his crosshairs are actually pointed at the guy happens in between bullets, his crosshairs are again to the right of the guy, Phil then mashes his aim to the left again so quickly that he only puts 2 bullets in the guy's butt before his crosshairs are again to the left of the guy firing into empty air.
Meanwhile as Phil is wildly spraying bullets and mashing his aim back and forth the guy aims for Phil's head, and the guy's bullets and Phil's bullets that hit are exchanged at the same time.

It's yet another example of Phil shooting someone in the gut and groin while they shoot him in the head, and then Phil screams and cries about how it's not fair.

I consider myself very middle of the pack at FPS games but goddamn dude, figure out where head level is and keep your gun pointed there and when you go around a corner strafe with your gun at head level. It's not that fucking hard. It's like his boomer brain can't comprehend 'Right-stick aims, Left-stick moves'. I'm pretty sure Phil can't see the crosshairs and hasn't been able to for years.

 

[Sparkletor]

So what I've learned from DSP is that internet connections have gotten worse in the last 10 years.

Also, every single company sucks at making CoD without exception.

Yes.

The last CoD game was bad. He would run around and throw grenades and despite getting 3 hits on the enemy's body armor, one head shot killed him.

This new game is way better because he runs around throwing random grenades and shoots at enemy's body armor while getting shot in the head.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I'd love to see Phil play a game like Rising Storm 2 or Insurgency where bullets are one hit kills to the chest.

Just to see how he handles 'realistic' gun fights.


Also, if that exercise bike was put together half as well as his pc gaming chair then it probably was an actual death trap. Easier to send it back then admit he's incapable.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP can't help but be toxic to his own fans.

Yes, people were spamming his Activation account with troll friend requests. That he would get upset at that is not surprising.

But then, he turns around and yells at his own chat for trying to help him. People were suggesting that he turn off the friend notifications and he called THEM idiots and morons because "obviously there is no setting to do that; I already tried it."

 

[Muppetmode]

DSP can't help but be toxic to his own fans.

Yes, people were spamming his Activation account with troll friend requests. That he would get upset at that is not surprising.

But then, he turns around and yells at his own chat for trying to help him. People were suggesting that he turn off the friend notifications and he called THEM idiots and morons because "obviously there is no setting to do that; I already tried it."

hes just oozes toxicity. Makes me wonder where these whales come from. They must be old fans or are not there a lot to hear his complaints/excuses.
Like tonight’s cod stream, dude had an excuse for nearly every death. I don’t even understand how anyone could come up with that many excuses

 

[neger psykolog]

I may not be around here much anymore, but here are some pointers:

• archive the fuck out of everything (no excuse for this at all)
• start making threads for specific sagas

The following should've easily deserved dedicated threads:

• exercise bike saga
• sega genesis mini saga
• cat reveal saga (should've been created as soon as he tried to stir up drama for this event)
• DSP gout/racism saga (do I even need to explain why anything involving DSP and media personalities should be documented as a separate event?)

As an example of the gout/racism saga:

r/LivestreamFail - DSP Tries It: Explaining how racist jokes are okay but making fun of his gout is over the line

473 votes and 238 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

(not archived until I did so: http://archive.fo/0rS1t)

Twitch streamer faces criticism for trying to defend racist jokes

Twitch streamer DarksydePhil, a white man whose real name is Phil Burnell, is drawing criticism for trying to defend jokes about race.

www.dailydot.com

(not archived until I did so: http://archive.fo/G4wGh)

Twitch streamer under fire for trying to explain why racist jokes are "OK" | Dexerto.com

The streamer suggested that racist jokes are not as bad as joking about a medical condition.

www.dexerto.com

(already archived)

I get that since DSP spergs out about his mundane life for at least an hour every day + the autism magnet of his life that any khantent is likely auto archived, but in reality archiving comes down to you.
All it takes is going to a site like http://archive.fo or http://web.archive.org

And for now, no event has really mattered in terms of archiving. But so long as you all accept screenshots rather than actual archiving of pages, then you're just waiting for an event where mainstream media actually pay attention to someone like DSP and not a single one of you can actually produce acceptable levels of proof.

If you're a random person with an account on KF and DSP has done something noteworthy, then just create a thread dedicated to it. No sane admin of this subforum should ever punish you for trying to contribute. It really doesn't matter if you made a mistake and missed some other post about the same subject, at least try and create a thread about it.

Put in some fucking effort to create an OP and if you don't do that then at least talk shit to the fuckers who don't archive important khantent.

No one else is going to archive DSP's autism you dumb fucks. All it takes is a few moments of your time versus some random DSP moment where he says something super dumb and no one on KF bothered to actually archive his dumb shit to prove it actually happened.

Start creating dedicated threads for any form of drama. No one else is going to do it. I cannot speak for other mods, but I can mostly assure you will never get punished for creating a thread just guided by trying to contribute to this subforum. (if anyone bitches at you for creating a thread, guide them to this specific thread--if you're a mod/admin and trying to punish users for organizing this forum then you're an idiot. Even if they've super fucked up it really doesn't matter, give them a second chance and send them a thank you letter for trying to contribute)

If you don't create dedicated threads + do a decent job of archiving then anyone researching DSP will only ever find a 5000 page thread of sperging instead of a range of threads covering specific events. No fucker is ever going to read through 5000 pages. Start creating dedicated threads for specific dramas involving DSP you fuckers.

If you don't archive shit then you're just allowing an opportunity for DSP to factually claim the dumb shit he says is out of context.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[DSPGouting]

calling a company that pays your employer for advertising the big toxic R word, but its the darn trolls fault he's banned from sponsored streams

"whaaaAAAa?! how did he kill me?! Dafuq, huuuuh?"

Man if only there was some way to see what the enemy did to kill you.. so you can see where you went wrong or what they did better than you, so you can improve next time.

Wait.. Dave! they have this thing called a Killc- *SKIP*

"what a Nudnik ACK ACK ACK"

 

[Salubrious]

"whaaaAAAa?! how did he kill me?! Dafuq, huuuuh?"

Man if only there was some way to see what the enemy did to kill you.. so you can see where you went wrong or what they did better than you, so you can improve next time.

Wait.. Dave! they have this thing called a Killc- *SKIP*

"what a Nudnik ACK ACK ACK"

Several times he did watch the kill cam and said "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!"

One time he complained because DSP couldn't see through smoke but the other guy could.