Other streamers call them donations and not contributions because they are humble and realize their lifestyle is subsidized by generous strangers on the internet. Phil wants to feel like a professional who goes to a 9-5 with a suit and tie, and at a job like that you are entitled to your pay so long as you show up and do something.
*snort* so me and khet *points thumb* my wife, okay?
Why does he call them contributions? Is that some minor pignosis to make people feel extra included? Guess it sounds a bit better than saying donations are low today
Somewhat. It's mainly to make him feel like he's doing everyone a special service instead of feeling like a charity case.
Also they don't talk about them because they're regular fucking adults and in the US at least, damn near every adult pays taxes. It happens every year, like there's a deadline for it or something, and the only time you ever hear people who aren't retarded mutants talk about it is around the turn of the year (if they're a sperg and do them right away) or right around April 15th (if they's a slack-ass mark).
phil remembers the 6 million
See i find that "terms of comedy, the times have changed" is the pigroach's justification for his racist remarks during the early years in his youtube career. See this ideology of the pigroach falls flat because he made those jew/nazi jokes on Blip.tv, then Blip removed his ass on the platform for being racist. I remember he stated in a stream this year that people of today didnt understand his jew/nazi jokes from those Blip videos because back then he could be "edgy" on Blip. Then explain to me Mr.Pigroach why Blip removed your ass soon after you made those racist jokes if during that time racist jokes were fine. He contradicts himself and retcons history so much. lol
The main thing he doesn't realize is that his racist jokes simply have never been funny, or creative, or interesting, or boundary-pushing. They're the basic accents and stereotypes you hear at thanksgiving when your trashy uncle gets buzzed. They're the kind of racism you do because you're too isolated to understand what you're saying isn't actually offensive enough to be shocking, so you can't even get that right. The kind of zingers your mom goes "oh" to.
Exactly. Phil hasn't matured, he just has learned to keep his mouth shut and not say the things he really wants to.
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Yes, Washington has no personal income tax, and they make up for this by having one of the highest sales tax rates in the nation (10% for Phil's municipality) which for a rampant consumer trying to fill the hollow void inside like Phil means. . .huh, maybe he started pushing having people send him PSN credit from his Amazon Wish-list just to avoid paying the sales tax when he purchases them himself
And even in the midst of uncontrollable, sidesplitting, hysterical laughter Phil manages to calm down long enough to bitch at the people who made the game for putting it in because he's afraid he won't be able to get his YouTube shekels from it. What were they thinking? It's The Modern Era and people need to be able to make a living off playing these gamesExactly. Phil hasn't matured, he just has learned to keep his mouth shut and not say the things he really wants to.
Other moments in his retrospective events he laughed at are when he called his audience fags in his face reveal video, laughing at saying his neighborhood sounded like an African village (I only said that because there were a bunch of black people yelling in the street, dood!), saying "gay" as a synonym for dumb or bad, and he even played the Metal Gear "Chinky Chang Wang" clip and laughed at it.
Current Phil is disgusted and ashamed that he had to build a penis in Minecraft. How unfunny and immature! Phil finds no humor in male genitals.
I repeat: Dicks are not funny. They are dumb and childish. Nobody thinks they are funny. Building a dick in Minecraft was stupid and immature. Only an idiot child would find that humorous.
On an unrelated note, here is a clip of the hardest Phil has ever laughed at a video game. He sounds like he is about to die of laughter because he sees a dick and balls.
DSP's funniest moment in gaming history
According to Phil. He does show this on YouTube. Has been flagged by Phil as mature content. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITS0xozwt08
️ Kid
Phil's ultimate insult - assuming someone is a kid.It’s not a DSP comeback without assuming the other other person is a kid with no significant other
Also this shit is just weird, who the fuck sits around and listens to video game music with other people...and uses a specific boss as topic of discussion? Outside of a quick comment or acknowledgement of one I’ve never spent any substantial time discussing that with friends....let alone a significant other....but what do I know I’m a
It’s not a DSP comeback without assuming the other other person is a kid with no significant other
Also this shit is just weird, who the fuck sits around and listens to video game music with other people...and uses a specific boss as topic of discussion? Outside of a quick comment or acknowledgement of one I’ve never spent any substantial time discussing that with friends....let alone a significant other....but what do I know I’m a
