Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The Phantom Menace had ET's race in the Galactic Senate as Easter eggs, but seeing Easter eggs of the Aliens or Predators might be possible thanks to the Fox buyout.
I doubt it since we aren't even seeing old aliens in SW anymore. Although considering TLJ gave us Coneheads, its possible, but any cameo AvP would get would probably be insulting, and Disney-Lucasfilm is incredibly strict about their nu-Canon and anything that might make it look "unimmersive" which is ridiculous considering their decisions these last couple of years.
...I wonder if this in fact means that in Disney canon, the First Order completely fucked over ET's home planet.

And Lucas is fucking crazy about that film, to the point Universal can't remove the outdated ride without him following through on his threat to never work with Universal again.
They did? Do you happen to have screenshots because I'd love to see this.
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According to Pablo Hidlago and Wookieepedia, ET's species is still canon under Disney and they still have their old SW name and lore from pre-Disney which is "Asogians" (although they call themselves "Children of the Green Planet") and the Asogian senator seen in the video still has the same name and lore as in pre-Disney, however Disney hasn't really done anything with them outside of Hidalgo wankery. The ET senator in question was called Grebleips and he wanted funds to start an intergalactic mission to explore other galaxies "far far away™" for the sake of knowledge and studying exotic nature, but the senate rejected his appeal and he eventually ended up being arrested for supporting the rebel alliance but hoped someday a member of his kind would make his dream of intergalactic travel a possibility, which I guess is a nod to the film ET.
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The first appearance of ET's species in SW was in the 89th issue of the 1970s SW comic. The Asogian in question was a crippled and elderly informant called Braxas who made a deal with Luke to get him off-world.
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The appearance of ET's species in SW was apparently part of some kind of friendly arrangement between George and Spielberg, where after Spielberg featured a cameo of Yoda in ET, George promised to feature a cameo of ET in his next SW film.

I presume the First Order/Disney did fuck over their homeworld (Brodo Asogi) since the sector it was in no longer appears in Disney's updated map of the galaxy despite the species still existing, much like how not-Coruscant's sector in TFA ceased to exist after the FO blew up all its planets.

ngl I'd probably mark the fuck out over Old Republic vs Aliens
I could have sworn I heard there were Xenos in the Senate as a background gag too.
As for Xenomorphs aka "Internecivus raptus", they also sorta existed in SW before Disney and appeared in one comic, one non-canon parody comic and possibly a novel. There's also an old rumor that members of the Xenos were going to be in the Senate scene of the prequels but were deleted, but I could never find any solid evidence for this. Their first and only appearance was as a background creature in a 90s Dark Horse comic relating to Rogue Squadron.
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As for why a Xenomorph is casually walking among civilians in the Rogue Squadron comic, well the planet its on has been the victim of a large war between the Empire and the Rebel Alliance, so an off-world Xenomorph that was lurking in the sewers barely getting by while surviving could take advantage of the now wartorn planet while its defenses are down and torment the vulnerable populace.

They were also mentioned as possible creatures that could exist in SW in an old RPG guide, but that was never referenced by Lucasfilm and the magazine itself was questionable.

The novel Coruscant Nights II has a droid character called I-Five who served as a medical droid on planet Drongar, and he mentions having been forced to deal with dissecting more xenomorphs than he wanted to, although he may have simply been referring to "members of many species" when he said xenomorphs rather than THE Xenomorphs in particular. But one interesting thing of note about planet Drongar and its brief connection to the word Xenomorphs is that Drongar was one of the most dangerous jungle planets in the Galaxy that was prone to mutations, which matches up with the homeworld of the Xenomorphs from the Alien franchise's expanded universe "Xenomorph Prime" which was also a hellish jungle world prone to change, and Drongar's sun was called Drongar Prime. However in the Alien EU their homeworld alternated between desolate black desert planet to dense crazy jungle planet depending on the artist. Strangely enough, unlike ET's planet, Drongar is still listed as existing in Disney canon's map but they haven't done anything with it and its possible surly population.
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There's also a dainty human brat with a similarly shaped xenomorph head that appeared in TLJ who is an insult to Xenos everywhere and according to Hidalgo, she was a brat out on the night to defy her rich daddy.
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Probably not a xenomorph obviously but she would fit with the theme of humanizing other pre-existing aliens and giving them human skin tones.

As for Predators aka the "Yautja", they didn't exist in SW's universe per se, however a very similar but less barbaric species are the Taung, who are the Progenitors of the Mandalorians and the fathers of their culture. Unlike the Yautja who loved the Hunt and would be merciless towards lesser beings, the Taung loved Battle and War and had a very complex culture revolving around honor, battle and brotherhood. Both were also technologically advanced and had weird plate-heads with weird hair. They also were at war with humans in ancient times as they both shared the same homeworld aka Coruscant.
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Their first appearance was in Dark Horse's Tales of the Jedi comics from around 1994 or 95, about 7 or 8 years after Predator's premiere. While most Mandalorian shit and the worst of Karen Traviss has been recanonized, the Taung (which weren't conceived by Traviss) do not exist under Disney. So don't expect any Taung vs Xenomorph shit in the future.
 

According to a new NYT piece on Iger, Rupert Murdoch apparently raged at the Fox executives for not buying Lucasfilm.

Which is very ironic, considering Lucas did everything he could to make sure Fox did not hold the rights to the entire franchise like Fox did with A New Hope. Seems his efforts were futile due to Disney gobbling up Fox's film studios.
 
they're basically chill if they're just left alone to bop along in the big city
Considering all the juicy wounded victims of war lying around in a crumbling world, I'm sure no one will mind if he just gives a few of these poor dying souls a little face fucking and incorporates their genetic template into the new off-world hive now that their society has crumbled.
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But if a Xeno is non-hostile unless fucked with, then its the same as with a lot of other vicious insectoid aliens like it in SW, like the Killiks.
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Many exist as a hivemind but are only vicious on their own turf or when disconnected from their hive, but while off-world and still connected to the Queen's superior hivemind, insectoid species will remain peaceful and relaxed since the Queen knows there's no reason to piss off aliens with superior technology or to fuck themselves over for no reason, so just peacefully trade and chill... unless an opportunity presents itself to expand the glory of The Hive!
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INSECTOIDS RISE UP!


Also here's some Aliens vs SW pics to lighten up the thread after several pages of Disney bitterness:

The Battle of Drongar circa 22 years Before the Battle of Yavin. Commandos face off against Separatist forces and Drongar's natives.
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The Induction of Jedi Master Xeno into the Jedi Order circa 20 BBY in accordance with the Drongar Treaty.
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The Retaking of Drongar by the Empire circa 4 BBY.
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The Subjugation of Drongar circa 2 BBY. The assassination of Master Xeno and the surrender of the Xeno Queen is complete.
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Considering all the juicy wounded victims of war lying around in a crumbling world, I'm sure no one will mind if he just gives a few of these poor dying souls a little face fucking and incorporates their genetic template into the new off-world hive now that their society has crumbled.
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But if a Xeno is non-hostile unless fucked with, then its the same as with a lot of other vicious insectoid aliens like it in SW, like the Killiks.
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Many exist as a hivemind but are only vicious on their own turf or when disconnected from their hive, but while off-world and still connected to the Queen's superior hivemind, insectoid species will remain peaceful and relaxed since the Queen knows there's no reason to piss off aliens with superior technology or to fuck themselves over for no reason, so just peacefully trade and chill... unless an opportunity presents itself to expand the glory of The Hive!
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INSECTOIDS RISE UP!


Also here's some Aliens vs SW pics to lighten up the thread after several pages of Disney bitterness:

The Battle of Drongar circa 22 years Before the Battle of Yavin. Commandos face off against Separatist forces and Drongar's natives.
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The Induction of Jedi Master Xeno into the Jedi Order circa 20 BBY in accordance with the Drongar Treaty.
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The Retaking of Drongar by the Empire circa 4 BBY.
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The Subjugation of Drongar circa 2 BBY. The assassination of Master Xeno and the surrender of the Xeno Queen is complete.
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Those are some nice paintings, some Rembrandt in the 501st club must be a real sperg....
 
Considering all the juicy wounded victims of war lying around in a crumbling world, I'm sure no one will mind if he just gives a few of these poor dying souls a little face fucking and incorporates their genetic template into the new off-world hive now that their society has crumbled.
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But if a Xeno is non-hostile unless fucked with, then its the same as with a lot of other vicious insectoid aliens like it in SW, like the Killiks.
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Many exist as a hivemind but are only vicious on their own turf or when disconnected from their hive, but while off-world and still connected to the Queen's superior hivemind, insectoid species will remain peaceful and relaxed since the Queen knows there's no reason to piss off aliens with superior technology or to fuck themselves over for no reason, so just peacefully trade and chill... unless an opportunity presents itself to expand the glory of The Hive!
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INSECTOIDS RISE UP!


Also here's some Aliens vs SW pics to lighten up the thread after several pages of Disney bitterness:

The Battle of Drongar circa 22 years Before the Battle of Yavin. Commandos face off against Separatist forces and Drongar's natives.
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The Induction of Jedi Master Xeno into the Jedi Order circa 20 BBY in accordance with the Drongar Treaty.
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The Retaking of Drongar by the Empire circa 4 BBY.
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The Subjugation of Drongar circa 2 BBY. The assassination of Master Xeno and the surrender of the Xeno Queen is complete.
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Weren't the CIS and the Republic restricted to only using slugthrowers (for those who don't know slugthrowers are essentially regular firearms) on Drongar because they didn't want to damage some kind of healing plant?
 
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Thanks to a buddy who's currently living in the Islamic Caliphate of Netherlandistan, I have access to the preview build of Disney Plus. It's basically a Netflix reskin and I imagine only the terminally lazy/braindead - in other words, people who don't know how or care to get digital media for free - would be duped by these meagre offerings (although, admittedly, it's a free trial build that I imagine will be expanded upon).

As for Star Wars on Disney Plus, well, the casual user can find it far down the main page, listed under the header 'The Journey to Episode IX'. Oh no, you wouldn't want to watch these movies for the sake of it - rather, you would want to watch them to prepare for New Product (tm). Take note that these movies, part of the second most profitable IP in world history, are wedged inbetween 'Musicals' and 'Puppies and Dogs'. Pride of place indeed.

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Looking further, you have an exceptional selection of side offerings - a treasure trove of Danish budget offerings, all of the Pre-Disney FIloni-Wars, the Fantabulous Adventures of Space Aladdin, Resistance a.k.a. How To Get Cancelled After Two Seasons, some random documentary, and the Blips shorts. Note that Forces of Destiny, which was supposed to launch the eponymous girl-oriented line of dolls, and Galaxy of Adventures, which reimagined scenes from the movie to be a little more kid-friendly (and woke), are absent for some reason;

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Hey, GeneralFriendliness, I have a general Star Wars question for you since you seem to be so knowledgeable about the subject.

I can't remember where, but I read somewhere about a supposed rejected EU novel that would have explained the origins of humans in the Star Wars galaxy and well.... it was a fucking doozy.

So basically it would have started off in the world of THX 1138, yes really, with a decedent of both THX 1138 and.... Richard Dreyfus' character from American Graffiti, yes, really, and he would have saved a bunch of humans from the oppressive Earth and escaped with a ship into space where they would get sucked into a black hole that would not only send them to another part of the universe but back in time to.... The Star Wars galaxy, hence a "long time ago" in addition to "a galaxy far, far away"

In addition to that there would have somehow been a detail with the ship crashing on a planet that would turn out to be the world of Willow or something along those lines.

So the author would have been trying to tie all of Luca's movies into one big "Lucasverse" and while I can see why it would be rejected I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I could read it.

But was that even real or some crazy fan invention?
 
I need to know more about the woke part of this, I remember them being okay.
You strike me as one of those incel nazi shitlord types who doesn't believe Leia did all the rescuing on the first Death Star. As Chuck the Cuck Wendig said, real history is full of jagged inconsistencies, so we should be thankful for Galaxy of Adventures setting the record straight on Leia saving Luke, Han, and Rey's co-pilot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xAcbqnaIsQ
 
The plan was to hide on Not-Hoth, wait for the fleet to pass and then call for reinforcements. After all, they used stealth ships to sneak off the Raddus and their plan started to fall apart when that stuttering idiot told the FO to look out the goddamned windows. When they were found out and barely made it down to the base, they called for immediate backup but no one bothered to answer and I can't blame them, Leia is a terrible leader as of nuWars.

oh god, now you made me remember all the other stupid bullshit, like how the FO could track everything through hyperspace but not the falcon, how they could fuck off to canto instead of evacuating people with a fucking freighter, which was apparently the only small ship left among several capital vessels and that whole "lets disable the tracker" shit that followed.

3: For anyone who's late to the thread and still wondering if Holdo broke the rules with her stupid suicide bombing tactic, Pablo Hidalgo "fixed" this, much like how he fixed everything else... He claims that Holdo's ship the Ruddus/Raddus/Radish/whatever had experimental deflector shields that were unstable which is what caused the big explosion and not just her ship, even though there's no way Holdo could've known that only the shields were the cause of it. Which is why we will never see it again... Supposedly.

except it's clearly shown that hux freaked out when he figured out what admiral danger hair was doing, does that mean he knew the ship had experimental deflector shields, which were unstable and could cause that effect? the same guy that has been painted for 2 movies to be a stupid pushover who literally gets jerked around for laughs?
and if it gets explained in secondary material or worse just a twitter blurb, lot of people will say it doesn't count unless it gets mentioned in IX.

either way, the meme is out of the bag, jarjar desperately wanted it's own "I'm your father", he got it.

being from planet cuckshed or something.
fuck, why did that crack me up so much...
 
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The 501st wishes they had talent like this left in their shitty club which is currently dying due to infighting, drama and noteworthy members continuing to drop off. The actual artist was Guillem H. Pongiluppi who did art for the Warcraft movie.


True, but you could just pretend they're unrealistic glowing and flashing bullets/slugs like those in a fucking Batman cartoon. Regardless, it was all for nothing in the end since the dumb plant mutated into a useless weed before it could be of use to anyone.
That Rivals Canto Bight for pointlessness
 
Bob Iger doesn’t seem to understand it’s more about quality than quantity.
I genuinely don't know how people can argue that Disney isn't disappointed in how Star Wars has gone so far when Iger straight up says shit like this.
 
Thanks to a buddy who's currently living in the Islamic Caliphate of Netherlandistan, I have access to the preview build of Disney Plus. It's basically a Netflix reskin and I imagine only the terminally lazy/braindead - in other words, people who don't know how or care to get digital media for free - would be duped by these meagre offerings (although, admittedly, it's a free trial build that I imagine will be expanded upon).

As for Star Wars on Disney Plus, well, the casual user can find it far down the main page, listed under the header 'The Journey to Episode IX'. Oh no, you wouldn't want to watch these movies for the sake of it - rather, you would want to watch them to prepare for New Product (tm). Take note that these movies, part of the second most profitable IP in world history, are wedged inbetween 'Musicals' and 'Puppies and Dogs'. Pride of place indeed.

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Looking further, you have an exceptional selection of side offerings - a treasure trove of Danish budget offerings, all of the Pre-Disney FIloni-Wars, the Fantabulous Adventures of Space Aladdin, Resistance a.k.a. How To Get Cancelled After Two Seasons, some random documentary, and the Blips shorts. Note that Forces of Destiny, which was supposed to launch the eponymous girl-oriented line of dolls, and Galaxy of Adventures, which reimagined scenes from the movie to be a little more kid-friendly (and woke), are absent for some reason;

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They even included the Disney lego shit? I'm sure that will have people just clamoring for this content. Also from what I understand, the reason they call it Journey to IX rather than Star Wars is so they make it clear that only stuff relevant to IX and their canon gets included without having to include "Legends" media like Genndy Wars, the Ewoks movies, the Droids cartoon, etc, but that hasn't stopped people in the Netherlands from complaining and forming petitions towards Disney to add said content to Disney+, but in true Disney-Lucasfilm fashion they will probably not give a shit.

In other news, Bob Iger is trying to do some early damage control and admits that they fucked up with Star Wars but that its actually due to franchise fatigue and pumping out too much shit at once, which is indeed part of the problem but without acknowledging the questionable quality of the content Lucasfilm has published while under his reign and ignoring massive fuck ups like TLJ, Battlefront II, Solo, GE, the comics, Wendig and so much more.
It shows they have little faith in IX succeeding so they're coming out early to try and pin any possible failure on "franchise fatigue" rather than their own incompetence.

That Rivals Canto Bight for pointlessness
True, but at least the war and strife was more entertaining than watching a bunch of ugly blobs gambling with see-through cards.

Hey, GeneralFriendliness, I have a general Star Wars question for you since you seem to be so knowledgeable about the subject.

I can't remember where, but I read somewhere about a supposed rejected EU novel that would have explained the origins of humans in the Star Wars galaxy and well.... it was a fucking doozy.

So basically it would have started off in the world of THX 1138, yes really, with a decedent of both THX 1138 and.... Richard Dreyfus' character from American Graffiti, yes, really, and he would have saved a bunch of humans from the oppressive Earth and escaped with a ship into space where they would get sucked into a black hole that would not only send them to another part of the universe but back in time to.... The Star Wars galaxy, hence a "long time ago" in addition to "a galaxy far, far away"

In addition to that there would have somehow been a detail with the ship crashing on a planet that would turn out to be the world of Willow or something along those lines.

So the author would have been trying to tie all of Luca's movies into one big "Lucasverse" and while I can see why it would be rejected I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I could read it.

But was that even real or some crazy fan invention?
Fuck me... I was hoping I would never have to address this shit. I know what you're talking about. It was the cancelled novel Alien Exodus. It was later rewritten and released as a completely different novel trilogy unrelated to Star Wars called Alien Chronicles which was released in 1998, although it was still tied to Lucasfilm. If you still want to read the whole thing, you can just pick up the Alien Chronicles books even though they removed the SW references. Just rename the hero to "The Skywalker" and rename a few aliens to SW ones. The overall plot of the novel is THX humans are still miserable and oppressed, they escape, they end up in time travel black hole, then they get enslaved by Rodians (Greedo's species) who are slaves to a bigger and scarier race, humans proceed to lead a rebellion and free themselves and all other aliens, but the human leader who formed the rebellion died and is then honored as The Skywalker. How much of this was changed for Chronicles is unknown to me outside of name changes. I'm pretty sure you can get it on Ebay if you still want to read this. Three books in all.
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Frankly, I can't say I shed a tear when it was cancelled. The whole premise sounded pretty over the top for many reasons so it was no surprise that they cancelled it outright. Although the concept of ancient humans fighting for freedom and how they became so widespread in the galaxy is interesting (and it was later re-used and adapted in KOTOR and the following KOTOR lore), but tying them to future Earth via time travel was too over the top. For some reason certain people always overthink about why humans can exist in the SW galaxy when really it would just be an example of parallel evolution/fate, much like how other humanoids and near-humans can exist within the SW galaxy despite different origins. Initially Disney wanted to make their own version of this story, with either Kennedy, Hidalgo or some other fuck (can't remember which) mentioning that part of the projects planned for SW included a story about how humans got to SW which was never explained, and quite frankly I'm sure they would fuck it up. SW works best as its own setting anyway. And wondering how humans got there is like wondering how humans got to the world of the Elder Scrolls. Its just the version of humans of another world and/or just an example of divine fate and parallel evolution.

Despite being canned as an SW project, KOTOR and subsequent KOTOR-related media did take ideas from that story but removed connections to Earth. For example, the master slaver race and their empire was reintroduced as the Rakata and their Infinite Empire, and they were portrayed as being the ones responsible for spreading humans around since they made effective slaves which is why humans and near-humans are so common in SW. Three possible home worlds were given for humans in SW, with the first and most obvious being Coruscant (humans called their ancient forgotten homeworld Notron but this was just an ancient name for Coruscant) with the humans native to there originally being called the Zhell, the second was Corellia but that was unlikely since the Corellia system was just one big experiment by a highly intelligent progenitor species that wanted to introduce lifeforms from different worlds into the same environment, and the third candidate was Tatooine since the original natives of that world (the Kumumgah) were implied to be the original ancestral humans in KOTOR, having been the ancestors of modern humans, jawas and tusken raiders, with even HK-47 stating that humanity's ancestry is possibly linked to Tatooine.
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Kinda fitting since Tatooine is where everything started in the films.
There was another book that would've sort of adapted parts of the old cancelled novel but with less emphasis on Earth thankfully. It was called Supernatural Encounters and it was going to be used to explain the origins of the Celestials and the Mortis beings from Filoni Wars (Father, Daughter, Son and Mother and their kind) and other similar entities, while also explaining their ties to humans and other species. Supernatural Encounters despite being cancelled by Disney is readily available online in this link. The main differences between this book and the original cancelled book is that for one this book is written as more of a horror-scifi that reads like an ancient greek epic as read by an occultist and historian, and some names and factions from Alien Exodus are changed to tie in better with SW lore at the time, and I don't think its explicitly said that humans are from Earth or the future, instead they come from a planet called Urthha and were relocated to another better planet which they also called Urthha in honor of their old homeworld, but the book says that "some humans called it New Earth after the world they left behind" along with something about humans not being aware of how they were dominated which sound 1138-ish.
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It would've been nice to have the history of the Celestials.

The Kwa would eventually carry on the will of the Celestials and teach other primitive aliens how to be civilized and how to use the Force, which backfired horribly and led to the Rakata (the Kwa's first failure at guiding a species) learning too much, conquering everything and enslaving ancient humans and other species as they made the ultimate assraping power that is the Star Forge.
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The Kwa then looked on in horror and said "Oh shit..."
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They even included the Disney lego shit? I'm sure that will have people just clamoring for this content. Also from what I understand, the reason they call it Journey to IX rather than Star Wars is so they make it clear that only stuff relevant to IX and their canon gets included without having to include "Legends" media like Genndy Wars, the Ewoks movies, the Droids cartoon, etc, but that hasn't stopped people in the Netherlands from complaining and forming petitions towards Disney to add said content to Disney+, but in true Disney-Lucasfilm fashion they will probably not give a shit.

In other news, Bob Iger is trying to do some early damage control and admits that they fucked up with Star Wars but that its actually due to franchise fatigue and pumping out too much shit at once, which is indeed part of the problem but without acknowledging the questionable quality of the content Lucasfilm has published while under his reign and ignoring massive fuck ups like TLJ, Battlefront II, Solo, GE, the comics, Wendig and so much more.
It shows they have little faith in IX succeeding so they're coming out early to try and pin any possible failure on "franchise fatigue" rather than their own incompetence.


True, but at least the war and strife was more entertaining than watching a bunch of ugly blobs gambling with see-through cards.


Fuck me... I was hoping I would never have to address this shit. I know what you're talking about. It was the cancelled novel Alien Exodus. It was later rewritten and released as a completely different novel trilogy unrelated to Star Wars called Alien Chronicles which was released in 1998, although it was still tied to Lucasfilm. If you still want to read the whole thing, you can just pick up the Alien Chronicles books even though they removed the SW references. Just rename the hero to "The Skywalker" and rename a few aliens to SW ones. The overall plot of the novel is THX humans are still miserable and oppressed, they escape, they end up in time travel black hole, then they get enslaved by Rodians (Greedo's species) who are slaves to a bigger and scarier race, humans proceed to lead a rebellion and free themselves and all other aliens, but the human leader who formed the rebellion died and is then honored as The Skywalker. How much of this was changed for Chronicles is unknown to me outside of name changes. I'm pretty sure you can get it on Ebay if you still want to read this. Three books in all.
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Frankly, I can't say I shed a tear when it was cancelled. The whole premise sounded pretty ridiculous for many reasons so it was no surprise that they cancelled it outright. Although the concept of ancient humans fighting for freedom and how they became so widespread in the galaxy is interesting (and it was later re-used and adapted in KOTOR and the following KOTOR lore), but tying them to future Earth via time travel was too over the top, all the more so by trying to link all of Lucas's films together. For some reason certain people always overthink about why humans can exist in the SW galaxy when really it would just be an example of parallel evolution, much like how other humanoids and near-humans can exist within the SW galaxy despite different origins. You could also just claim that humans on Earth were the result of humans in the SW galaxy escaping from their slave masters and getting sucked into a worm hole that dropped them off on a primitive Earth where they had to start all over again or simply that it was humans in the middle ages that ended up in SW rather than future ones which is why they have a concept of knights and chinese shit, at least those are decent ideas to go by if you're an author who's really desperate to have Earth connected to SW. Initially Disney wanted to make their own version of this story, with either Kennedy, Hidalgo or some other fuck (can't remember which) mentioning that part of the projects planned for SW included a story about how humans got to SW which was never explained, and quite frankly its not something that needs explaining. SW works best as its own setting anyway. And wondering how humans got there is like wondering how humans got to the world of the Elder Scrolls. Its just the version of humans of another world or just an example of parallel evolution.

Despite being canned as an SW project, KOTOR and subsequent KOTOR-related media did take ideas from that story but removed connections to Earth with good reason. For example, the master slaver race and their empire was reintroduced as the Rakata and their Infinite Empire, and they were portrayed as being the ones responsible for spreading humans around since they made effective slaves which is why humans and near-humans are so common in SW. Three possible home worlds were given for humans in SW, with the first and most obvious being Coruscant (humans called their ancient forgotten homeworld Notron but this was just an ancient name for Coruscant) with the humans native to there originally being called the Zhell, the second was Corellia but that was unlikely since the Corellia system was just one big experiment by a highly intelligent progenitor species that wanted to introduce lifeforms from different worlds into the same environment, and the third candidate was Tatooine since the original natives of that world (the Kumumgah) were implied to be the original ancestral humans in KOTOR, having been the ancestors of modern humans, jawas and tusken raiders, with even HK-47 stating that humanity's ancestry is possibly linked to Tatooine.
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Kinda fitting since Tatooine is where everything started in the films.

There was another cancelled book that would've sort of adapted parts of the old cancelled novel, but it was cancelled too due to Disney supposedly since its cancellation happened around Kennedy's take over of Lucasfilm's story group. It was called Supernatural Encounters and it was going to be used to explain the origins of the Mortis beings (aka the Celestials/Architects) from Filoni Wars (Father, Daughter, Son and Mother) and other similar entities, while also explaining their ties to humans and other species. Supernatural Encounters despite being cancelled by Disney is readily available online in this link. The main differences between this book and the original cancelled book is that for one this book is written as more of a horror-scifi that reads like ancient greek mythology as read by an occultist rather than something to be taken literally word for word, and some names and factions from Alien Exodus are changed to tie in better with SW lore at the time, and I don't think its explicitly said that humans are from Earth or the future, instead they come from a planet called Urthha and were relocated to another better planet which they also called Urthha in honor of their old homeworld, but the book says that "some humans called it New Earth after the world they left behind" along with something about humans not being aware of how they were dominated which sound 1138-ish which bothers me, since it sort of breaks the immersion of exploring the history/mythology of an alien galaxy. Still aside from the human shit, the rest of the story is solid I guess as the greek mythology of SW, and parts of it do hold some relevance in that much like irl greek mythology, there's some truths mixed in, like some parts of the Celestials which is legit, although I was never particularly fond of the Mortis episodes from Filoni Wars.
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I can't say I'm not pleased this book was cancelled too, although it would've been nice to just have the history of the Celestials without tying the history of humans and other species to it since KOTOR and its related media already did a good job of that. For those who just want a summary of what the Celestials (aka the Filoni Wars entities) are, they're basically the first species that mastered the Force and technology. First they built ancient structures, powerful relics and explored the galaxy and occasionally experimented with worlds, then they forged alliances with other early advancing species like the Kwa who would carry on their will, finally they mastered the Force and eventually they realized the glory of the Force itself and chose to become one with their progenitor, with only a few of their kind remaining behind like the ones in Filoni Wars for their own crazy and smug reasons because they wanted to be gods rather than mere mortals or become part of a greater god, with the remaining ones operating from behind the scenes. The Kwa would eventually carry on the will of the Celestials and teach other primitive aliens how to be civilized and use the Force, which backfired horribly and led to the Rakata learning too much and conquering everything and enslaving ancient humans and other species.
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In short, I'm glad Alien Exodus and Supernatural Encounters were never approved, at least not in their original formats. A little editing for SE could do wonders though, unless you don't mind some Cthulu-tier shit and Earth mentions. So I think I'll just settle for KOTOR's officially published lore regarding human origin, celestials and the slaver overlords with no Earth shit or time travel.
Huh. Informative. I remember those Alien Chronicles, I tried to read the first one and it bogged me down only a few chapters in. Never bothered with the others.

I always figured Coruscant was the original human homeworld, but as they expanded and terraformed worlds (given that a number of core worlds seemed to have high levels of humans), and people mixed and wars and the total cityscape took over everybody just forgot that it was the homeworld.
 
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