Zaryiu
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That and obviously he's too fat to fit in the attractions at parks, he actually complained about that on at least one occasion and we all know he only has grow even fatter since
TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
- Thread starter Robot Holocaust
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Do these fat fucks think we should ruin these rides for kids so they fall out of them and die just so some fat autist can sit in them taking up a space that should have a kid or a family in it?
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Still you Tony.
And cut your nails.
And cut your nails.
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Just cataloging the fact that Skidmark is an even more gullible lolcow than Darksyde Fucking Phil.
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lol. Once again, he shows that all he really is is just some jerk with a camera....
well...on Twitter...behind that camera
edit: Also, Tony, I know you're reading this thread, we didn't DOX those people in the ESA shit, the document was just out there for months by a fucking stooge who put on a public google doc; we just archive shit for the hell of it, not to use it to harm others, but just as sort of an art piece in a museum to reflect how others could have done such a bad job at keeping this info away from the public eye.
and of course for the one fool that tries to send a pizza to these people
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We are a website well known for having down time due to the large amount of people who like to launch DDoS attacks against us.
It's amazing to see spergs still get their hopes up that this is the time that we don't come back online.
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He was just hoping this place was taken down so he’d have an excuse to buy a cake
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Imagine how pathetic you'd have to be to buy a cake that says "The Kiwi Farms is FINALLY Down" on it and use that to celebrate those stupid interweb trolls that you claim to be in an "ongoing battle" with.
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"People forget what a private platform is"...You mean like Twitter? That's a public platform. Any one can come to the site and see what anyone else has posted. You don't even need to sign up for a membership. Facebook? Also public. YouTube? Public. Tumblr? Public. Deviant art? Public. Social media of all shapes and styles are, by definition, public forums. Unless a user sets their account to keep their posts private, everything they say, every photo or video they post, is public.
Oh, and you're still the lolcow Tony. You'll always be the lolcow. Stop spending every waking hour on Twitter throwing tantrums about Orange Hitler, and maybe people would stop making fun of you. It's seriously not a hard concept. Most people figure out in elementary school that if you don't want people making fun of you, then don't give them an excuse to make fun of you. Oh, I'm sorry, "cyber-bullying" you. Because I forgot you have the mentality of a spoiled child.
IceWallClimber
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Holy shit, I remember this guy. He was ahead of his time when it came to Theme Park history videos, though his format and humor were a bit dated. If he spent his time refined his humor didn't end up catching a terminal case of TDS, he may have ended up rivaling channels like Defunctland and Expedition Theme Park.
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As well as cleaning up his physique, clothing, whiny voice, and his bitchy demeanor, then yeah. He could've finna been something.
IceWallClimber
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Well I didn't say he would be a good Youtuber, just a popular one, riding off the trends of better creators. So kinda like the Nostalgia Critic to Defunctland's AVGN.
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That's the thing though, Skidmark started fucking the angry critic horse long after it was already beaten to death. Tony is a talentless hack lacking even a single original thought. He tried ripping off Weird Al by doing Weird Al-esque parody songs, even had his record exec mother pull some strings to produce a demo album or two, and when that didn't pan out he ripped off the AVGN/Nostalgia Critic-style angry nerd review thing. Hell, he wasn't even original in doing videos about family fun parks because people like Adam the Woo were doing that shit long before Tony picked up a camera (and far better than Skidmark ever could). He's lucky mommy left him a fat trust fund to live off of, because I seriously doubt Skidmark could ever earn his own way through life.
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Is Skidmark the biggest TGWTG failure? Even ArmzGurl has some notoriety because of the kick vic shit.
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I'd say so. He's a ripoff, looks like a creeper and given he's got no consistant source of income (even other failures like Doug and Lewis still have some form of income, afaik, Tony I don't think even has a Patreon) while wasting what money he currently has on theme park trips inbetween pathetic twitter ranting. He's gone downhill very hard.
BlueSpark
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JewWario.
Although I guess he at least had the self-awareness to realise that he was scum and put a barrel in his mouth.
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Honestly I think even being a dead guy who killed himself for being a pedo rapist is better than being Skidmark. He at least succeeded in killing himself, whereas Skidmark has succeeded at literally nothing.
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I’d argue that covering theme parks at least gave him a degree of uniqueness amongst CA’s contributors. My vote would go to The Blockbuster Buster, who’s poor output is not a result of laziness (which is the case for most Nostalgia Critic ripoffs), but because he just doesn’t have the talent.
Lensherr
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Did Tony seriously, unironically employ the “lol I did ur mom” insult?Just noticed this clown sperging out against the Star Wars fanbase. Loooong thread.
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