Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Damaged Goods]

Bunch of pussy lips smushed together

"just pretty things : )"

You're clearly not a lesbian, so you wouldn't understand.

 

[Twinkie]

just more folds for becky to clean

 

[CindyChafe]

Yep, I agree with you. It's the same reason she got all shirty and insisted that box of 120 macarons was "a gift from a friend, for realz u gais" when she got called out on her flaunting the fact she's stuffing her face with expensive sugary treats when she's 600+ pounds and engaged in ebegging on behalf of Necky's grifter family just a week ago. We all know she bought that shit for herself; she just wanted to see if the coast was clear yet for her to do a highly requested macaron mukbang and get some feeder ad revenue coming in again. Yet again, the answer was no, it's not.

Honestly i would want to see her smash in boxes of twinkies for the feeders due to the pun with Twinkie storr and just because they’re so phallic and caloric and shit. I can see it now: “I ate my dog?!?! Twinkie mukbang | Shop my closet with me”

 

[THEY’RE CODEPENDANT]

She’s such a brat. I cannot believe the way she talks to her audience sometimes. Sure we all hate her but all of that money she uses to stuff her fat maw came from her viewers. She puts in absolutely zero hard work. Doesn’t matter if they’re rude to you, have some fucking respect, you wouldn’t be here without them. You don’t even stand up for your vlogs and you just bullshit and eat and cry on camera and surround yourself with clothes and ugly jewelry you’ll never wear or use and all the candles you need to cover the stench of dead skin and failure and write shitty sad poetry in your mountains of notebooks and sleep in for as long as you’d like and eat until your sick every day. You have the PRIVILEGE to do whatever you want and you get PAID for it and you STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
She’s fucking disgusting.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Michael Kors and low-end Coach (their expensive leather goods are very nice and don't show up at discount places) are the pinnacle of classy to white trash like Albert. They think spending $120 on a hideous monogrammed bag at TJ Maxx makes them the richest girl in town.

Spoiler: SLIGHT PL

I grew up in a white trash backwater Hicksville area of Vermont, and the second those redneck girls I went to school with had a little money they went out to the TJ Maxx which is an hour away and bought themselves a shitty MK bag. They thought they were hot shit walking into high school in their pajama pants, ratty sweatshirts and knockoff UGGs with that MK bag swinging on their arm lmao

 

[Rabbit Bones]

MK and low end Coach are a single step up from knock of Louis Vuitton you get at the swap meet. It's almost as bad as the yeas old Betsey Johnson bags you see 'quirky' middle aged moms carrying.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Are we in for an upcoming lecture about the dangers of soy Kiwis?

 

[ricecake]

Are we in for an upcoming lecture about the dangers of soy Kiwis? View attachment 948394

Do you think she means soymilk or actual silk? I feel like learning that silk comes from cocoons would have her "shooketh."

 

[bev]

Are we in for an upcoming lecture about the dangers of soy Kiwis? View attachment 948394

I think she means the fabric

 

[Phalanx]

I feel we should shoot a teen whenever she uses a snap chat filter

 

[Plague Dog]

No doubt complete with moaning, 'ooooooohing' and other such noises to 'heighten' the experience.

They're macarons. If you're not making those noises something is terribly wrong.

 

[Koresh]

Who the hell doesn't know how silk is made? That's the most baffling thing she's said in months imo because at least when she says other dumb bullshit, it's obviously a lie. This isn't. Gorl did not know what people mean by silkworms. How does this happen?? The hell????

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

She's stupid to realize that with her height,shes essentially bigger than fucking 600 lbs. You weigh as much as 2 football players plus a average size person on a 5'3 frame. Who gives a shit if you are 564 or whatever that's 600 lbs.

What "friend" sends a food addict a massive box of macaroons?

Slightly of topic but I watched a AL video last night from november of last year where she states shes 552. So apparently shes only gained 12-20 pounds in a year causing her body to shut down and become as immobile as she is.

564????? Holy fucking shit that's the size of a dwarf sperm whale

 

[sedentary rock]

Are we in for an upcoming lecture about the dangers of soy Kiwis? View attachment 948394

Loving the tumorous blob look we're getting here as a result of the filter desperately trying to detect how much of her vast mounds of flesh are surrounding what used to be her face structure.

 

[Casket Base]

Al is happy prancing around in polyester cut-out tarps, how can anyone expect her to know anything about natural fibers or textiles? I hope this means she'll shy away from silk as it'd be a damn waste of those poor silkworms' short lives.

 

[CindyChafe]

Are we in for an upcoming lecture about the dangers of soy Kiwis?

I was thinking silk as in the fabric. From worms.

Also, wow, that filter doesn’t know what to do with her face.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Are you guys serious right now? Amber is clueless about the simplest things, including basic syntax, and you're all baffled that she doesn't know how silk is made? Not to mention most people are shocked or at least uneasy when they learn that the cocoons are boiled alive, so for once her reaction is within the norm

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

I think she means the fabric

I was thinking silk as in the fabric. From worms.

Also, wow, that filter doesn’t know what to do with her face.

Hear me out gorls you never know with Hamber

 

[CindyChafe]

Hear me out gorls you never know with Hamber

I’m sure she’d be shooketh if she found out soy milk came from beans.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I can't wait until she finds out where leather comes from, or that animals are made of meat.