Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Godzilla@1989]

It’s really hilarious the Episode 9 trailer has yet to cross 20 million views a month after it debuted.

 

[Antipathy]

It’s really hilarious the Episode 9 trailer has yet to cross 20 million views a month after it debuted.

Holy shit, it's really that irrelevant? Joker's trailers both capped over 30 mil.

 

[ZMOT]

They are going for the hat-trick:
"Where did you get the Light Sabre?"
-"A good question for another time."
"How did the FO fleet re-group so quickly and get ready to attack us?"
-"It doesn't matter."
"How is Palpatine still alive?"
-"Who cares, lol."

Making Rose look like a scrotum with varicocele was done on purpose by Rian MAHDEEEEK to allow for a scene wherein she dons a fancy dress to go undercover, wowing her janitor buddy and the audience; however, the scene was never filmed or even put into pre-prodution (to my knowledge anyway, unlike the bizarre massage parlour bit), and wouldn't have worked because Kelly Marie Tran is too short (5 foot 1, or 1,57 m) to pull it off.

while rose is johnson's waifu OC you can't have attractive females in current year shitlord. apparently he also had hours of cantho blight footage done which got cut, wouldn't put it past him doing it and figure out afterwards it didn't work. least he got something to wank out of it I guess.

True enough, but he did give a lot of ideas, concept art and overall rough draft and outline of what he wanted for the films.

dunno if you posted it already, but I will forever shit on disney, jarjar and everyone else involved for fucking up the only chance of giving us rugged han solo rocking a beard and duster while fucking shit up.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

while rose is johnson's waifu OC you can't have attractive females in current year shitlord. apparently he also had hours of cantho blight footage done which got cut, wouldn't put it past him doing it and figure out afterwards it didn't work. least he got something to wank out of it I guess.

It's abundantly clear Ruin didn't want to make a movie in the trilogy, maybe they should have given him the chance to make the Solo movie and allow him to make it about a Canto Bight heist.

 

[ZMOT]

It's abundantly clear Ruin didn't want to make a movie in the trilogy, maybe they should have given him the chance to make the Solo movie and allow him to make it about a Canto Bight heist.

would be way less fun watching the derail that started with TFA turn into a full blown trainwreck without ruin's TLJ tho. also kinda liked solo, so rather not have him fuck it up (would even go as far and say without the desperate nostalgia-pandering it could be a legit good sw movie).

 

[The handsome tard]

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They have an endless supply of these, since it’s a streaming service. But demand is far greater it seems for the old trilogy.

Its almost like one is an outdated piece of work from a deranged creator
the other is the amazing Original Trilogy

Simple economics, really. Demand and Supply

She might, in the 20 or so seconds she shows up for. Rose Tico is Rian's pet character and won't stand a chance under JJ - the complete lack of her showing in the trailers, promo material (only being subbed onto the second version of the poster for phallic alien), and toys is already hinting at this.

I wish KMT the best and hope her career takes off (was it ever at a point where it can 'recover', considering CollegeHumor and TLJ?), but TROS is a write-off for her.

At best, Tico may be getting a very small appearance but no plot relevance. They tried to make her the "Lando" (the "fourth member" of the OG trio introduced in the sequel) but they failed miserably.
Pity, she had potential...
Still find her scenes to be an utter cringe fest. "FREE ALL THE ANIMALS...who are going to get recaptured shortly after we escape....and screw the children, this generation cares more about fucking animals than children!!"
Fuck off, Rian.

Imagine being an actor that's hoping to have a big break-through in Hollywood and your agent tells you you got a role in a Star Wars movie.
Fuck, thinking about it like this, it's really sad. I mean, the same happened to both actors that played Anakin...

Jake Llyod was diagnozed with fucking schizophrenia this year. I cant help but feel sorry for all the bullying that he went through (tho I wont act like this was the ONLY reason he went off the deep end...its just something that happens to A LOT of child actors).

Hayden seems fine, his career took a hit but he seemed to have recovered and settled on smaller roles...

You know...imagine being the writer of a multi-billion dollar franchise and actually settling the hows and whys on simply "does it matter?"
Actually yes, it does matter.
You cant have a fucking LOTR sequel where Sauron returns more powerful than ever and when someone asks how and why, the answer simply being "does it matter?". Thats fanfiction tier level writing!
There is overexplaning every detail and then there is simply not caring about logical consistency. If you shot a band of bad guys and kills 4 out of 6 dudes, you cant expect them to come back 5 minutes later with 30 dudes armed to the teeth without a damn good explanation!

Stuff like this is the "we dont care, this is fiction, why should you care?" equivalent, complete lack of respect.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Random sped musing here: Tarantino wants to make a Star Trek movie, but surely Star Wars would suit his talents more? Space samurai, twist connections between characters etc?

 

[Dom Cruise]

Just stop and think about the fact that the goal of pop culture today increasingly seems to be made to simply troll white men and piss us off and the only ones who gain any enjoyment out of it are the ones who are happy we're mad, the pop cultural item itself, be it movie or book or comic doesn't matter as much as the fact that we don't like it.

We live in a culture that hates white men and gets it's joy from our misery, increasingly that's the only thing that matters to people is if we're unhappy.

 

[The handsome tard]

Random sped musing here: Tarantino wants to make a Star Trek movie, but surely Star Wars would suit his talents more? Space samurai, twist connections between characters etc?

Oh trust me, that would be cool in its own surreal way...but lets be real here, Tarantino would make all fights end with a limb lost and and explosion of blood spewing out of the person ( Even tho lightsabers cauterize wounds so they actually dont cause any significant bleeding )

Just stop and think about the fact that the goal of pop culture today increasingly seems to be made to simply troll white men and piss us off and the only ones who gain any enjoyment out of it are the ones who are happy we're mad, the pop cultural item itself, be it movie or book or comic doesn't matter as much as the fact that we don't like it.

We live in a culture that hates white men and gets it's joy from our misery, increasingly that's the only thing that matters to people is if we're unhappy.

Its one of the signs of what I am warning to people, we have hit a cultural dead end. We arent creating pop culture, we are destroying it! We arent creating new icons, new myths inspired on the older legends of our culture, we are destroying the old ones while forcing "new and improved" versions that dont move us forward. We dont have heroes and icons to idolize anymore (not new ones or that havent been bastardized by the cultural decay we're in). At most we had the MCU but that will change very soon with Phase 4 and 5 showing to be an utter disaster in the making.

Seriously, we are heading towards a joyless unhappy age, now if this is intentional or not its up to you (I personally think it was carefully crafted by the elites to make western society passive and "comfortably unhappy" so we will be easier to manipulate). Everything is wrong, everything is racist, homophobic, islamophobic, phobic this and that...I honestly see this as a bubble and they know its going to pop sooner or later (just look at H.K). And if it ever goes into a civil war, remember, one side hates "mean old guns" and the other have them by the dozen...good luck.

Our culture was meant to inspire the better out of us, or at least give us a healthy dose of entertainment, but now its goal is to literally "let the past die, kill it if you have to" but having no idea what it wants to be or even why it wants to kill the past.

TL;DR version: We are fucked culturally and that will only get worse with time.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Just stop and think about the fact that the goal of pop culture today increasingly seems to be made to simply troll white men and piss us off and the only ones who gain any enjoyment out of it are the ones who are happy we're mad, the pop cultural item itself, be it movie or book or comic doesn't matter as much as the fact that we don't like it.

We live in a culture that hates white men and gets it's joy from our misery, increasingly that's the only thing that matters to people is if we're unhappy.

Tbh white "men" have only themselves to blame for still obsessively consuming "pop culture" aka media and merchandise aimed for children while well into adulthood. It's like picking up a dirty needle from the street, sticking it in your vein and then blaming the jews for giving you aids.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Oh trust me, that would be cool in its own surreal way...but lets be real here, Tarantino would make all fights end with a limb lost and and explosion of blood spewing out of the person ( Even tho lightsabers cauterize wounds so they actually dont cause any significant bleeding )



Its one of the signs of what I am warning to people, we have hit a cultural dead end. We arent creating pop culture, we are destroying it! We arent creating new icons, new myths inspired on the older legends of our culture, we are destroying the old ones while forcing "new and improved" versions that dont move us forward. We dont have heroes and icons to idolize anymore (not new ones or that havent been bastardized by the cultural decay we're in). At most we had the MCU but that will change very soon with Phase 4 and 5 showing to be an utter disaster in the making.

Seriously, we are heading towards a joyless unhappy age, now if this is intentional or not its up to you (I personally think it was carefully crafted by the elites to make western society passive and "comfortably unhappy" so we will be easier to manipulate). Everything is wrong, everything is racist, homophobic, islamophobic, phobic this and that...I honestly see this as a bubble and they know its going to pop sooner or later (just look at H.K). And if it ever goes into a civil war, remember, one side hates "mean old guns" and the other have them by the dozen...good luck.

Our culture was meant to inspire the better out of us, or at least give us a healthy dose of entertainment, but now its goal is to literally "let the past die, kill it if you have to" but having no idea what it wants to be or even why it wants to kill the past.

TL;DR version: We are fucked culturally and that will only get worse with time.

To be quite honest, I genuinely wonder if it’s a sign of the apocalypse, if the fact that our culture is dying is a sign that civilization itself is dying.

 

[Antipathy]

Oh trust me, that would be cool in its own surreal way...but lets be real here, Tarantino would make all fights end with a limb lost and and explosion of blood spewing out of the person ( Even tho lightsabers cauterize wounds so they actually dont cause any significant bleeding )

You say that like it's a bad thing. I for one would fucking love a Rated R Star Wars made by Tarantino (if we could throw out the Disney shit, that's what I'd start with, probably.). Motherfuckers would get slaughtered with the Force left, right, and center.

 

[Miller]

To be quite honest, I genuinely wonder if it’s a sign of the apocalypse, if the fact that our culture is dying is a sign that civilization itself is dying.

It's not the apocalypse, we are just approaching the end of a civilization. It's not going to be pretty that's for sure.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

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Good job, Disney, hiring only writers who've never enjoyed a war movie, much less voluntarily read a single non-fiction book in their adult lives. This is what you get, no story, no plot, no tactics, no logic, just endless BING BING WAHOO!

 

[Gar For Archer]

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while rose is johnson's waifu OC you can't have attractive females in current year shitlord. apparently he also had hours of cantho blight footage done which got cut, wouldn't put it past him doing it and figure out afterwards it didn't work. least he got something to wank out of it I guess.



dunno if you posted it already, but I will forever shit on disney, jarjar and everyone else involved for fucking up the only chance of giving us rugged han solo rocking a beard and duster while fucking shit up.

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Lol is that fucking Ken Jeong in the background?

 

[Antipathy]

To be quite honest, I genuinely wonder if it’s a sign of the apocalypse, if the fact that our culture is dying is a sign that civilization itself is dying.

It's not the apocalypse, we are just approaching the end of a civilization. It's not going to be pretty that's for sure.

The Romans said to each other in 430 AD. And yet, somehow, things still keep going.

A civilization is dying, but not ALL civilization. There are nations where progress is still being made.

 

[The handsome tard]

To be quite honest, I genuinely wonder if it’s a sign of the apocalypse, if the fact that our culture is dying is a sign that civilization itself is dying.

Apocalypse may be going too far (altho I am not discarding it at this point, a lot of shit from the bible,around the Book of Revelations, is starting to pop up).
Societal wise, I think if it isnt now, it will be very soon. Besides, societies dont go out in a flash, they slowly go out with a wimp. I still have that small glimmer of hope that maybe we can still revert this.

You say that like it's a bad thing. I for one would fucking love a Rated R Star Wars made by Tarantino (if we could throw out the Disney shit, that's what I'd start with, probably.). Motherfuckers would get slaughtered with the Force left, right, and center.

I wonder how he can explain Samuel Jackson being back (since of course he is going to be in it, either a far ancestor or him motherfucking back to get some motherfucking revenge on those nigga siths)

 

[Antipathy]

Apocalypse may be going too far (altho I am not discarding it at this point, a lot of shit from the bible,around the Book of Revelations, is starting to pop up).
Societal wise, I think if it isnt now, it will be very soon. Besides, societies dont go out in a flash, they slowly go out with a wimp. I still have that small glimmer of hope that maybe we can still revert this.



I wonder how he can explain Samuel Jackson being back (since of course he is going to be in it, either a fast ancestor or him motherfucking back to get some motherfucking revenge on those nigga siths)

1: The book of Revelations says things like this:
A plague, an earthquake, war, and famine will happen before the end times. That shit has happened near constantly since the dawn of time.
2: I don't know. I think maybe in a generation or two there'll be some serious pushback against SJWism, and by that time fossil fuels will run out. After the initial catastrophes and damage control is done to the energy grid and environment, things might settle down a bit.
3: Just a different black Jedi. Mace Windu doesn't have to be the only black human Jedi. Or hell, cover Jackson in body paint like they did with Ray Parks and have him be a Zabrak Jedi master who cuts motherfuckers with a lightsaber pike.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Kevin Feige is apparently making a SW movie.

'Star Wars' Shocker: Marvel's Kevin Feige Developing New Movie for Disney (Exclusive)

Lucasfilm's Kathleen Kennedy "is pursuing a new era in 'Star Wars' storytelling, and knowing what a die-hard fan Kevin is, it made sense for these two extraordinary producers to work on a 'Star Wars' film together," Walt Disney Studios co-chairman Alan Horn tells The Hollywood Reporter.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[Absolutego]

I really don't think a media conglomerate mismanaging a hot property should be viewed by anyone as a sign of the end times. If Star Wars (and Hollywood in general) becoming shitty is a sign of the end of western civilization then we deserve to die. Hollywood's just a shambling juggernaut of Old Media that needs some hard times to figure out how to make things people want to watch again.