Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

SHAFTED BY TRUMP!



Also, show the whole message, Russ.

 

[talk talk talk]

Found a picture of the reporter

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Found a picture of the reporter

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That reporter looks tasty.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russell has beef with Mittens:

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Gee, another delay, what a surprise.

Any day now.
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Okay, THIS one I can believe. I just have a feeling that it won't be the kind of video Russ thinks it will be... although he's dense enough that he might mistake it for a straight-up piece.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Any day now.
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Could happen but assuming the YouTuber is sane Russell shouldn't be so excited.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Missing children are such an inconvenience.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

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Missing children are such an inconvenience.

To be fair, that EAS phone alarm has scared the shit out of me at odd hours, too.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

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Missing children are such an inconvenience.

It really says a lot about him that his lock screen is his song copyright notice rather than an instathot or something more mundane.

 

[Dead Hams]

Wow. They think he's joking. That's incredible. When you look at it from outside our lens of his beyond fucked up mind he actually seems affable, even funny. Like if you have absolutely no idea who he is or what he's about. Oh my.

He also phrases it so it sounds like the story involves Taylor Swift in brothels. Much more interesting in passing.

 

[Free the Pedos]

He also phrases it so it sounds like the story involves Taylor Swift in brothels. Much more interesting in passing.

Maybe he’s got a future writing misleading headlines for gossip rags.
Or maybe he could he if weren’t a shit person.

 

[Rebis]

Maybe he’s got a future writing misleading headlines for gossip rags.
Or maybe he could he if weren’t a shit person.

Tbf I think they only hire shit people. If he could actually do his work on time, a vapid TMZ-lite “news” rag would actually be the perfect workplace for Russ.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Tbf I think they only hire shit people. If he could actually do his work on time, a vapid TMZ-lite “news” rag would actually be the perfect workplace for Russ.

You know he'd be fired in a week because he'd only write what he wanted to, and it would only be about people who, in his mind, had wronged him, so they wouldn't keep him around.

 

[The Dude]

You know he'd be fired in a week because he'd only write what he wanted to, and it would only be about people who, in his mind, had wronged him, so they wouldn't keep him around.

"Who cares if Michael Jackson rose from the grave and raped a bunch of kids and ate their brains?! You should be writing about ME and MY plights! I even wrote this totally awesome and cool headline for you! The hard part is done! Why the frick do you think I wanted to work here in the first place?!"

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

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The lack of connection between everything before and after the "because" is a pretty good example of a Russell non sequitur/his disordered thought. Unless of course he needed an excuse, any excuse, to brag about listening to sleep music?

 

[The Great Citracett]

That's right, boomer, top fan Russ just schooled you on early 2000s top 40 pop music (the only music that matters).

Don't you feel foolish now?

 

[AmpleApricots]

Nobody will put Russ on a serious radio show. First, He's a deluded weirdo (and not even the fun, quirky kind) which you can find out inside of two minutes of googling him and second of all you can't understand the dude. They don't even like putting people on with too strong regional accents. The only coverage he'll ever get is somebody mocking him in some way or showing him as the freakshow he is. Even that won't be happening since he doesn't really do interesting stuff anymore. Posting in a boomer-trier way on Facebook about stuff that will happen "any day now" is not interesting stuff.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Nobody will put Russ on a serious radio show. First, He's a deluded weirdo (and not even the fun, quirky kind) which you can find out inside of two minutes of googling him and second of all you can't understand the dude. They don't even like putting people on with too strong regional accents. The only coverage he'll ever get is somebody mocking him in some way or showing him as the freakshow he is. Even that won't be happening since he doesn't really do interesting stuff anymore. Posting in a boomer-trier way on Facebook about stuff that will happen "any day now" is not interesting stuff.

Yeah, but we’ll all enjoy it when the w/e/e/n posts it on YouTube.

 

[The Great Citracett]

IT'S HAPPENING

 

[Banh Xeo]

IT'S HAPPENING

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The finished line lol, friends lol