US President Donald J. Trump Impeachment Megathread - Democrats commit mass political suicide

On September 24th, 2019, Nanci Pelosi did what everyone expected was some exceptional political posturing -- initiating a formal impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump.

The initial "charge," such as it was, was "betraying his oath of office and the nation's security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain." This, amusingly, was after it was discovered and widely reported on that the DNC had contacted the very same foreign power to attempt to tarnish Trump.

Specifically, this was all based on a rumor that Trump had asked the Ukraine to investigate how a prosecutor investigating Joe Biden's son for corruption had gotten fired, and withheld foreign aid until they had agreed. (He did ask the leader of the Ukraine to investigate what happened with the prosecutor, but did not hold up any foreign aid nor threaten anything of the like.)

Around this time, Trump did something they could not, and still cannot, understand: He publicly turned over all the documents. The transcript of the phone call they claimed showed him committing the crime of blackmailing the Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden for him was released, showing that Trump did nothing wrong. The only reaction the radical left had was arguing over the definition of "transcript" and spouting off a conspiracy theory about official state documents being edited.

At the same time, old video evidence of Joe Biden publicly bragging about blackmailing the Ukraine into NOT investigating his son came to light. Yes, this is exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing. The left is nothing if not subtle. Right after this, evidence came to light that Pelosi, Kerry, and Romney's kids had similar fake jobs in the Ukraine, getting paid ungodly amounts of money and embezzling US foreign aid to the Ukraine -- all things that Trump's Attorney General has openly discussed investigating.

By releasing the transcripts, the DNC was tripped up. Instead of being able to leak information from their secret investigation until November 2020, they were forced to play their hand publicly.

And they had no hand to play. The impeachment accusations came from second and third hand sources -- watercooler talk from Unelected Deep State Analysts with Trump Derangement Syndrome, outraged that President Trump refused to obey them when they felt they had a better idea as to how to run Foreign Affairs. Other allegations included that supposedly, the telepathic DNC members working in the state department knew what Trump was thinking (despite him literally saying the exact opposite) or could tell that Trump would do something even worse -- maybe something actually illegal -- in the future, and boy howdy, the imaginary Trump in their minds was a right bastard.

(As an aside, the name of the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella, has been censored across pretty much all social media, a test run of whatever censorship they're going to enact in the next few months to try and swing the election.)

At the same time, the DNC performed significant amounts of partisan political fuckery to do this all publicly, but unofficially -- preventing the GOP from bringing forth witnesses or questioning the DNC's witnesses, or even reading the double plus secret evidence the DNC supposedly had. Those GOP that did get access to the evidence have confirmed it's a 3 pound 5 ounce nothingburger.

The charges have since mutated, with them initially being changed to "bribery" -- as "bribery" focus groups easier and is easier to spew out on Twitter.

On December 18th, 2019, along party lines and with bipartisan opposition, they finally drafted their articles of impeachment -- first for "Abuse of Power" and second for "Obstruction of Congress." Neither are actually crimes nor are they impeachable offenses, even if they were true -- which the DNC has provided no evidence of, explaining that it's the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

Narrator: It is not the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

The "Obstruction of Congress" charge is particularly egregious, as they are claiming that Trump, by reaching out to the courts to act as mediators in his dispute over the rules with Pelosi, was obstructing her. In other words, Pelosi's stance is that the President must obey her, even if she's being a batshit insane drunk. Many legal scholars, including Alan Dershowitz, have pointed out that this is absolute bullshit.

The latest development as of this writing on December 21th, 2019, is that Pelosi is demanding that the GOP recuse itself, allowing the DNC to reshape the Senate in order to make the process "fair" -- by creating a Kangaroo court. The GOP is refusing outright, as the Senate's role during this is very specifically to take the charges and all the evidence gathered from the house -- which is none -- and vote yes or no on impeachment. They need 2/3rd majority to vote yes, and the DNC does not have the votes.

Pelosi is refusing to send over the articles of impeachment until the GOP allows her to stack the Senate against Trump, an act that Dershowitz as well as Noah Feldman, the DNC's own star legal expert witness, has said is unconstitutional and "a problem," as Trump isn't impeached until the articles have been filed. Meanwhile, the DNC has put the House on vacation until the new year, while the Senate is exploring options including forcing the articles over without Pelosi's ok. Trump and the Senate have both went to the SCOTUS to ask them if any of this is constitutional.

tl;dr: Trump may have found where the Swamp was embezzling US Foreign Aid. Many politician's children working fake jobs for huge amounts of money in the Ukraine, blatantly selling influence. This caused the DNC to freak out and try and headshot Trump. They missed. The Democrats appear to have committed political suicide, making Trump a Martyr and only realizing in the aftermath that they didn't actually get rid of him or even weaken him in any way. They also appear to realize they fucked up and are trying to slow walk it back, keeping the "he's impeached!" victory while not actually having to let anyone read the evidence or have a trial on it.


@Yotsubaaa did a great writeup here with links to various winner posts: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nancy...kraine-phone-call.61583/page-135#post-5606264

And @Yotsubaaa did a new version very late on the 21st of December: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/presi...chment-megathread.61583/page-260#post-5754920

Which are too big to quote here.



https://archive.fo/oVGIv

WASHINGTON — Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump, charging him with betraying his oath of office and the nation’s security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain.

Ms. Pelosi’s declaration, after months of reticence by Democrats who had feared the political consequences of impeaching a president many of them long ago concluded was unfit for office, was a stunning turn that set the stage for a history-making and exceedingly bitter confrontation between the Democrat-led House and a defiant president who has thumbed his nose at institutional norms.

“The actions taken to date by the president have seriously violated the Constitution,” Ms. Pelosi said in a brief speech invoking the nation’s founding principles. Mr. Trump, she added, “must be held accountable — no one is above the law.”

She said the president’s conduct revealed his “betrayal of his oath of office, betrayal of our national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections.”

Ms. Pelosi’s decision to push forward with the most severe action that Congress can take against a sitting president could usher in a remarkable new chapter in American life, touching off a constitutional and political showdown with the potential to cleave an already divided nation, reshape Mr. Trump’s presidency and the country’s politics, and carry heavy risks both for him and for the Democrats who have decided to weigh his removal.

Though the outcome is uncertain, it also raised the possibility that Mr. Trump could become only the fourth president in American history to face impeachment. Presidents Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached but later acquitted by the Senate. President Richard M. Nixon resigned in the face of a looming House impeachment vote.

It was the first salvo in an escalating, high-stakes standoff between Ms. Pelosi, now fully engaged in an effort to build the most damning possible case against the president, and Mr. Trump, who angrily denounced Democrats’ impeachment inquiry even as he worked feverishly in private to head off the risk to his presidency.

Mr. Trump, who for months has dared Democrats to impeach him, issued a defiant response on Twitter while in New York for several days of international diplomacy at the United Nations, with a series of fuming posts that culminated with a simple phrase: “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!” Meanwhile, his re-election campaign and House Republican leaders launched a vociferous defense, accusing Democrats of a partisan rush to judgment.

“Such an important day at the United Nations, so much work and so much success, and the Democrats purposely had to ruin and demean it with more breaking news Witch Hunt garbage,” Mr. Trump wrote. “So bad for our Country! For the past two years, talk of impeachment had centered around the findings of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who investigated Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections and Mr. Trump’s attempts to derail that inquiry. On Tuesday, Ms. Pelosi, Democrat of California, told her caucus and then the country that new revelations about Mr. Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, and his administration’s stonewalling of Congress about them, had finally left the House no choice but to proceed toward a rarely used remedy.

“Right now, we have to strike while the iron is hot,” she told House Democrats in a closed-door meeting in the basement of the Capitol. Emerging moments later to address a phalanx of news cameras, Ms. Pelosi, speaking sometimes haltingly as she delivered a speech from a teleprompter, invoked the Constitution and the nation’s founders as she declared, “The times have found us” and outlined a new stage of investigating Mr. Trump.

At issue are allegations that Mr. Trump pressured the president of Ukraine to open a corruption investigation of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., a leading contender for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and his son. The conversation is said to be part of a whistle-blower complaint that the Trump administration has withheld from Congress. And it occurred just a few days after Mr. Trump had ordered his staff to freeze more than $391 million in aid to Ukraine.

Mr. Trump has confirmed aspects of his conversation with the Ukrainian leader in recent days, but he continues to insist he acted appropriately.

The president said on Tuesday that he would authorize the release of a transcript of the conversation, part of an effort to pre-empt Democrats’ impeachment push. But Democrats, after months of holding back, were unbowed, demanding the full whistle-blower complaint and other documentation about White House dealings with Ukraine, even as they pushed toward an expansive impeachment inquiry that could encompass unrelated charges.

President Trump’s personal lawyer. The prosecutor general of Ukraine. Joe Biden’s son. These are just some of the names mentioned in the whistle-blower’s complaint. What were their roles? We break it down.

Ms. Pelosi told fellow Democrats that Mr. Trump told her in a private call on Tuesday morning that he was not responsible for withholding the whistle-blower complaint from Congress. But late Tuesday, the White House and intelligence officials were working on a deal to allow the whistle-blower to speak to Congress and potentially even share a redacted version of the complaint in the coming days, after the whistle-blower expressed interest in talking to lawmakers.

Although Ms. Pelosi’s announcement was a crucial turning point, it left many unanswered questions about exactly when and how Democrats planned to push forward on impeachment.
 
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Yeah that "credibility" thing had me rolling, too. The "whistleblower" is someone transmitting hearsay of hearsay. How in the world is someone at the end of a game of Telephone considered "credible?" That's like the polar fucking opposite of credibility, that's the point that the Telephone game illustrates.
 
So lets take a couple of steps back and use our thinking Brains

>Be Vice President of the United States
>Have Son involved in major firm in another country

Do you have ANYTHING to do with that country from a US policy perspective?

No you don't. Because of the stink of impropriety. But here is the fun part. When Hillary, Trump, Comey, etc do something that smells corrupt then anything you do against them will ALSO have the impuning smell of corruption coming from you

"roll with pigs and smell like Shat"

Did Trump do anything bad saying "Hey Joe Biden and other prominent Democrats did something corrupt"

No

Did he do something bad in holding back funds until he knew if the Ukrainian government was on the level

No

COULD these things be bad

sure they Could......Just like what Joe Biden did could be on the level.

But since both sides are behaving like clowns things are going to get worse
 
So lets take a couple of steps back and use our thinking Brains

>Be Vice President of the United States
>Have Son involved in major firm in another country

Do you have ANYTHING to do with that country from a US policy perspective?

No you don't. Because of the stink of impropriety. But here is the fun part. When Hillary, Trump, Comey, etc do something that smells corrupt then anything you do against them will ALSO have the impuning smell of corruption coming from you

"roll with pigs and smell like Shat"

Did Trump do anything bad saying "Hey Joe Biden and other prominent Democrats did something corrupt"

No

Did he do something bad in holding back funds until he knew if the Ukrainian government was on the level

No

COULD these things be bad

sure they Could......Just like what Joe Biden did could be on the level.

But since both sides are behaving like clowns things are going to get worse
Clown world hurr durr

Yo i see that shit typed again ill nut on someones face
 
a technique they've had 3 years -- the equivalent of a lifetime in tech -- to perfect.
They probably haven't made as much progress as you think. As recent leaks have shown, Google in particular (but there are signs of this throughout the tech industry) is having some serious internal struggles between various "factions" of employees and suffering some pretty damaging brain drain as a result. In other instances, they've had to scold, tweak or shut down "AI" projects because they labeled black people as "gorillas" or reached the "wrong" conclusions about the correlation between race and crime statistics. Microsoft seems too busy worrying about "problematic words" in Chromium's source tree to bother with much legit R&D.

I think the (publicly visible) big players are too busy infighting to make much genuine progress in speech suppression technologies. Truth be told, they really don't need to, since they can always just devote more manpower to censoring "problematic" videos, tweets and posts manually. They've probably had more success silencing conservatives that way than by trying to train computers how to recognize Republicans, and it's obvious they're willing to throw money and warm bodies at the task if the machines can't hack it.

ETA:
Can Schiff be impeached/prosecuted/fined/whatever for anything he's done so far? I'm not asking if it's likely, because I know it's not, but CAN he?
Impeachment is a political process, not a criminal one, so yeah, he could be impeached for this. The scum fucks in congress don't have the balls to do it, but it's certainly doable.
 
Impeachment is a political process, not a criminal one, so yeah, he could be impeached for this. The scum fucks in congress don't have the balls to do it, but it's certainly doable.

its an ethics complaint which can be filed and investigated

punishments go up to removal from office, lesser (and more likely) punishment is stripping of committee chair positions
 
It is speculated that Pelosi is only ramping this up t eleven because Elizabeth Warren is beating Biden (whom was ironically Vice President during the annexation of Crimea and is avoiding talking about impeachment) and Sanders in some polling.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/warren-passes-biden-for-the-first-time-in-key-iowa-poll
Nothing says democratic caucus like sabotaging the fuck out of the other candidates because you rrreeeeaaaallllly want that one guy to win. Personally I'd love to see this backfire and Warren get the nomination so we can joke about her winning in 1/2020th.
 
What a shit show. I feel like this alone could decide 2020 right now if it blows up in their faces. I'm not optimistic that we'll see major blowback since these people are masters at memory holing things but it'd be beyond satisfying to watch these people's bullshit finally catch up to them. It's gonna be a hell of an election cycle either way.
 
What a shit show. I feel like this alone could decide 2020 right now if it blows up in their faces. I'm not optimistic that we'll see major blowback since these people are masters at memory holing things but it'd be beyond satisfying to watch these people's bullshit finally catch up to them. It's gonna be a hell of an election cycle either way.

Funny that you mention memory-holing, since this entire scandal is happening because Trump likes using a secure server meant for national security threats to memory-hole conversations that hurt him politically
 
Think about these numbers concerning our current timeline:

Trump = 52% approval rating (Rasmussen) with 99.9% negative coverage, the DOJ and intelligence community working against him as well as the entirety of Big Tech and Legacy media.

Mainstream media = 41% trustworthy/approval rating

Silicon Valley = 28% trustworthy/approval rating

Congress = 16% approval rating

The Democratic party should change their symbol from a jackass to Wile E. Coyote heading towards an ACME product.
 
Funny that you mention memory-holing, since this entire scandal is happening because Trump likes using a secure server meant for national security threats to memory-hole conversations that hurt him politically
As opposed to Hillary who generously allowed anyone with any computing acumen to access whatever they wanted from her bathroom servers :^)
 
This is Christine Blasey Ford all over again. They are just out to get Trump, country be damned. And Mark Zaid - of YBZ fame - is representing the whistleblower.

Ukraine whistleblower’s lawyers work for group that offers to pay officials who leak against Trump


And they donate to Biden.

 
So the "whistleblower" is a CIA official with bias against President Trump (surprising nobody, that one) who did not follow whistleblower protocol and just leaked third hand hearsay to intelligence assets in the media. The spook's lawyers are connected to the Clintons and Bidens, donate money to them and suborn leaking against the Trump White House and then offer legal counsel to the leakers that they induced to leak via legal incentive and CASH PAYMENT. This is so far beyond Mockingbird. This is like Operation Blue-Footed Booby. The democrats are beclowning themselves yet again.
 
So the "whistleblower" is a CIA official with bias against President Trump (surprising nobody, that one) who did not follow whistleblower protocol and just leaked third hand hearsay to intelligence assets in the media, This is so far beyond Mockingbird. This is like Operation Blue-Footed Booby. The democrats are beclowning themselves yet again.
As Americans with a commitment to truth and justice, the question we need to ask ourselves is "how much of this mass delusion is the direct result of penis envy?"

Between the rumors of comprimat, grabbing women by pussies, rape at Miss Universe contests, the paid accusers at the start of MeToo, etc, the Left is obsessed with this guy's dick. They spread rumors like a jealous cuck - collusion with Russians, misstating his fortune, cannibalism, and now strongarming the poor Ukrainians.

The firehose of bullshit just doesn't stop. That kind of obsession can only be inspired by craving for a giant bulge.
 
All they had to do was not be crazy.

They just can't help themselves. You hear "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and say "Naw, it can't be that bad" then you see shit like this.

I mean, shit during Drooling Mongoloid Oil Tycoon '43 Edition was bad, but never this bad. (That lovely "Troops are welfare queens" meme to counter the "Support Our Troops" movement happened about the same time to try to restart the 60's "War bad mmkay..." bullshit like nobody knew war was bad because hippies are one trick dick sucking faggots) Then Negro Kunta Kinta got elected and suddenly you couldn't even so much as say "I don't like him droning civilians" without being shrieked at that you were racist by virtue signalling faggots who finally felt like they'd stuck it the parents who hugged them too much or not enough.

The Super Mecha Orange Hitler got elected by Putin stealing The Flash's powers and running to all the ballot boxes to change everyone's ballots by hand and DIDN'T YOU KNOW IT WAS AN UNLIKABLE LIZARD QUEEN DRESSED IN A STOLEN HUMAN SKIN'S TURN!

Pfft, like America would elect a fucking woman to POTUS. Sorry, Martha, but you don't get to take the day off to get a spa and a manicure if the Oil Ghouls and the Shekel People are having another fucking slap fight over who's Sky God sucks less dick. (Spoiler: It's neither. They're both heathen fuckers who good God Fearing Christians in America should support killing with nuclear weapons because one side worships a cross dressing child molester and the other one killed Christ. You know it, I know it)

Now, all the Dem's had to do was not be complete fucking crazy people. All they had to do was trad-wrangle the fucking media. All they had to do was no go on TV and act like The Three TBI Stooges meet Don Fucking Knotts in the case of the nuclear butthurt.

AND THEY COULDN'T FUCKING DO IT!

Nancy Pelosi, who has looked like an Egyptian mummy's Realdoll for the last 10 years and fucking Schumer, who looks like Lurch's uglier dumber child molesting cousin who probably touched Wednesday Addams in her no-no spot couldn't even tard wrangle two 65 IQ Mudders, a nigger with a cowboy hat, and a crack smoking donkey. Then the shit with Kavanaugh which resulted in Pelosi looking for someone who wanted to buy a high milage used Ford when the shitshow was over. I mean, for fuck's sake, you had crying weeping women clawing at the doors of government buildings like they just found out that inside was the last pumpkin spice latte.

Yeah, let's elect the half of humanity who can't figure out how to operate a fucking doorknob when they get upset or are such entitled children that when they don't get their way they collapse at the doorway sobbing that Daddy is mean for not buying them a gold plated unicorn pony.

Now Spray-Bottle Pelosi wants me to believe she can goat-rope a fucking impeachment hearing against the Shitposter In Chief? Does she realize that he gets to defend himself and he'll have half of the Dems curled up in a ball crying and the other half suffered a dementia fueled stroke within ten sentences? Does that unlikable spit spraying dried up old mummy husk not realize she's gonna have to convince other people to go along with her idea of impeachment when she can barely get people to believe she's ever been part of the human goddamn race? I've seen lizards running across hot sand on their hind legs that have more believable human features that ol' Spray Bottle.

And Chuck "I did not eat that child alive" Schumer. Holy fucking shit. For her partner in all of this she chose Doctor Frankenstein's first failed creation? I mean, I get that the Dems support Troons because they're all trans-species fucking lizard people that some space faring race pawned off on us to dump all their sexually deviant retards (That's what you get for beaming white trash trailer park Methican Americans up to do buttstuff with them for so long, you gray skinned narrow faced bug eyed retards, some people decide that's their fetish) and if we can believe that some hulking refugee from the 80's Chicago Bears defensive line who crammed themselves into a My Little Pony Dress and put on a Hello Kitty headband is a goddam woman despite 2 days stubble, a voice like a goddamn coal miner who smokes 8 packs a day, and shoulders broad enough to make Samson jealous, then maybe, just fucking maybe, we can believe these assholes might have human ancestry beyond some redneck Cletus looking Methican American jizzing in the alien birthing pods.

And THESE are the rat fuck nigger-loving spic-humping gook-worshipping tranny-stroking child-fucking serial rapists that think we're going to side with them over PotUS who AT LEAST MAKES US LAUGH?

And for fucking what?

For the fucking Ukraine, which people only know about because they happen to have a deep fucking part next to the Great Salt Water Lake and a melted down Soviet scrap metal pile that puts out radiation that *MIGHT* correct their fucking DNA damage from being godless heathen vodka snorting cock sucking Communists?

Because Trump supposedly threatened some Eastern Europe trash fire?

Oh boo hoo hoo.

I don't give a fuck if he threatened the Ukraine.

I wouldn't give a shit if he pushed The Unfuckable Merkel over, sat on her head, and farted until she agreed to dissolve the EU while eating hamburgers and shooting the OK sign at passerby.

We're fucking America. You're goddamn right we're going to bully your shitty backwoods country and there's shit you can do about it except lick the shit off our dick when we're done with you and looking for our next fucking victim to sheathe our massive 21st Century cock into until they vomit red white and blue. We've got the greatest economy in the world because the pollution goblins are little more than jumped up iSlaves, the fucking vodka troglodytes can't fucking heat their homes half the time, and the EU spends all their money supported Aloha Snackbar workers. We're the greatest because we fucking say we are and your pathetic country could vanish off the face of the earth and not only would nobody notice but the people who ran away from it, but it would probably improve the fucking world.

We're America. Our national bird is an asshole, our flag proclaims proudly on battlefields on mountains of our foes dead that we're an asshole, we invented the A10 and the M1 which makes our military assholes, our PotUS is an asshole, we act like assholes, we come to YOUR fucking country and you'll smile while we act like an asshole there.

GOD himself made us into assholes. And we elected a man who oozed our national identity of being an asshole.

You're goddamn right he bullied Ukraine. Their name sounds like Urkel and EVERYONE wanted to beat that little nigger's ass.

Biden's shambling corpse is just mad that the only thing he could bully right now is a coroner.

This is going to result in Pelosi and her Tard Farm having to choke on Trump's orange cock on the front lawn of the White House while they cry "Next time <gurgle gurgle gurgle>" and Donkey Chompers can stand outside the fence and cry like the little bitch she is.
 
Update: #CancelNYT started trending as apparently the whistleblower's identity was reveal today when Trump said "Whistleblowers are spies and should be shot." So in response a swarm of folks on twitter started unsubbing from NYT.

 
So the "whistleblower" is a CIA official with bias against President Trump (surprising nobody, that one) who did not follow whistleblower protocol and just leaked third hand hearsay to intelligence assets in the media.

If that was true, why would the Acting Director of National Intelligence Joseph Maguire publicly state that all laws were followed? Hell he even was the one who originally blocked the release of the complaint (an actual breach of protocol)



 
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