Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Plague Dog]

She has alluded at least once to "eedeeen" whatever she wants and not living past 40, and I firmly believe that's her plan. She's such a trainwreck that living a long and healthy life is less appealing to her than orange chicken and a slow, humiliating death in her 30s. She's chosen Becky as the lucky sped to nurse her through her last few years. There's nothing in her future to look forward to; it's going to be the way it is now until she croaks.

I wonder if she doesn't understand the dying young portion of it. Not really.

Lots of young deaths are very quick. Heart attack, overdose, car crash... you get the idea. I don't think she realizes that she can still be fucking miserable for a long period of time and then die young. She doesn't realize that her knees can blow out, that she could be immobile enough to need pee pads, that she could have complicationsfrom diabetes, etc.

 

[Synthwave]

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''I'll still continue to do what I want when I want and how I want''
Gorl, don't we know it.

 

[Mr Foster]

Back when our gorl had some balls.

Now Becky has them.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Ah yes, Nick Cannon’s 2 million dollar shoes. The guy who’s worth 50 mil and knocked up Mariah Carey.

Totally just like our gorl Amber, who’s 570 pounds, can’t walk more than 3 minutes, and is fuckin’ DYING! Sorry, you can’t compare apples with orange chicken, hun.

 

[Mandaark]

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"I will kiss Beggy's fams ass no longer."

 

[Snusmumriken]

What does she think that even means? She can be done all she wants but until she deletes her YT channel and all social media and cuts out most of her social circle, everybody hates or at least deep down resents her. There is no option that will allow you to only see positive comments on SM (if there are any left), if she wants to find any ass kissers she’ll have to sift through the hate. And in IRL terms, if you want to avoid negative people then don’t act negatively.
Logic eludes are gorl yet again. All we can say is, “You do you!!!” (like she was gonna do anything else).

 

[Twinkie]

It's the haydurs bringing her misery, pain and anxiety guys. Not the 400 extra pounds of fat and stagnant lymph.

 

[Plague Dog]

It's the haydurs bringing her misery, pain and anxiety guys. Not the 400 extra pounds of fat and stagnant lymph.

400? Quite optimistic! I'd say 450.

 

[ADHD]

And now the big gorl won’t even say the word “sexual” in a video for fear of demonetization. Oh how times have changed.

She’s probably going to hurriedly delete that video soon.

That's fine if she does. It will still be available here.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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My favorite part is that she still doesn't get the point. It's what she spends her money on that people are criticizing. She could spend that $48 on a really nice pair of earrings made from actual silver or gold and gemstones, but she chooses Chinese plastic from Wommart. I mean, they wouldn't have tassels on them that resemble burlesque pasties so I guess that's unacceptable. I personally don't care what she spends her money on, but I have every right to make fun of it if she tries to flaunt it.

 

[ADHD]

She says she's laughing but we all know she's seething.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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go cry to someone else lol

 

[Xenomorph]

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LOL, bitch nobody cares you humpback whale.

 

[Phalanx]

She still has this delusion that people stalk her but we find it hilarious

 

[fxiry]

also "this is how everyone should live" I love getting life advice from a walking corpse

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

also "this is how everyone should live" I love getting life advice from a walking corpse

walking corpse... kind of. a corpse who attempts to drag her meat tree trunks for two minutes

 

[Mandaark]

walking corpse... kind of. a corpse who attempts to drag her meat tree trunks for two minutes

Like the walking dead but she still has a weak pulse.

 

[Damaged Goods]

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I'm sorry but no. While the individual statements she made may be true in general, they don't apply in her specific case. It's true that everyone has the right to spend the money they earn however they please, but when you complain about not being able to afford weight loss surgery and then you spend so much money so frivolously on completely useless garbage... what do you expect gorl? Of course everyone is going to make fun of you!

And when you continuously brag about earning 10K/month, claiming to give half of that to your gorlfriend, then you beg for your viewers to donate 5K to said gorlfriend's mom... something's not right gorl. People are going to be outraged that you spend $50 on stupidly tacky fake joolry instead of allocating all spare resources toward the major family crisis you're having. The "why can't I do bolth?" excuse doesn't work either because as always, you aren't doing bolth, you never do bolth, you always provide for yourself and yourself only.

Also, lol at the use of the word "worry". Like anyone is losing sleep over her spending habits. People are bound to be dismayed by the absurdity of her actions though. It's impossible not to be in disbelief at such a trainwreck.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

"When you make your money, you get to decide what to do with it."

Yeah, but most people that make money EARNED it, you lazy bitch. It's a "lucky" few that get paid to fail, and even fewer that can be so arrogant about it. You hit the jackpot there. You stumbled on the one thing that allows you to roll to the edge of your bed--not even OUT of bed--lah for 10 minutes, and wait for a check.

Such a #BossBabe. Pulling 6 figures a year, but can't be bothered to buy a $100 ring light to invest in her 'business.' Or get health insurance. Or ya know, shower on occasion. Perfume is not a substitute for basic hygiene.

In summary, it will not be the internet's responsibility to save her life, when the hospital bills exceed her ability to pay them because she threw it away on plastic earrings and pizza that she "doesn't even like." She wasted a lot of goodwill on that GoFundMe stunt.

*Ninja'd by a bunch of people, but yeah:

GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE.

 

[Red Mask]

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She doesn't realize that when something is PUBLIC, there will be public opinions expressed. And you couldn't GIVE me those 2.4 mil shoes unless I can resell them. She is a damned fool. And the "misery" she's talking about? Then get rid of the ENTIRE Williams clan. She won't though. She needs an asswiper.