US President Donald J. Trump Impeachment Megathread - Democrats commit mass political suicide

On September 24th, 2019, Nanci Pelosi did what everyone expected was some exceptional political posturing -- initiating a formal impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump.

The initial "charge," such as it was, was "betraying his oath of office and the nation's security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain." This, amusingly, was after it was discovered and widely reported on that the DNC had contacted the very same foreign power to attempt to tarnish Trump.

Specifically, this was all based on a rumor that Trump had asked the Ukraine to investigate how a prosecutor investigating Joe Biden's son for corruption had gotten fired, and withheld foreign aid until they had agreed. (He did ask the leader of the Ukraine to investigate what happened with the prosecutor, but did not hold up any foreign aid nor threaten anything of the like.)

Around this time, Trump did something they could not, and still cannot, understand: He publicly turned over all the documents. The transcript of the phone call they claimed showed him committing the crime of blackmailing the Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden for him was released, showing that Trump did nothing wrong. The only reaction the radical left had was arguing over the definition of "transcript" and spouting off a conspiracy theory about official state documents being edited.

At the same time, old video evidence of Joe Biden publicly bragging about blackmailing the Ukraine into NOT investigating his son came to light. Yes, this is exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing. The left is nothing if not subtle. Right after this, evidence came to light that Pelosi, Kerry, and Romney's kids had similar fake jobs in the Ukraine, getting paid ungodly amounts of money and embezzling US foreign aid to the Ukraine -- all things that Trump's Attorney General has openly discussed investigating.

By releasing the transcripts, the DNC was tripped up. Instead of being able to leak information from their secret investigation until November 2020, they were forced to play their hand publicly.

And they had no hand to play. The impeachment accusations came from second and third hand sources -- watercooler talk from Unelected Deep State Analysts with Trump Derangement Syndrome, outraged that President Trump refused to obey them when they felt they had a better idea as to how to run Foreign Affairs. Other allegations included that supposedly, the telepathic DNC members working in the state department knew what Trump was thinking (despite him literally saying the exact opposite) or could tell that Trump would do something even worse -- maybe something actually illegal -- in the future, and boy howdy, the imaginary Trump in their minds was a right bastard.

(As an aside, the name of the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella, has been censored across pretty much all social media, a test run of whatever censorship they're going to enact in the next few months to try and swing the election.)

At the same time, the DNC performed significant amounts of partisan political fuckery to do this all publicly, but unofficially -- preventing the GOP from bringing forth witnesses or questioning the DNC's witnesses, or even reading the double plus secret evidence the DNC supposedly had. Those GOP that did get access to the evidence have confirmed it's a 3 pound 5 ounce nothingburger.

The charges have since mutated, with them initially being changed to "bribery" -- as "bribery" focus groups easier and is easier to spew out on Twitter.

On December 18th, 2019, along party lines and with bipartisan opposition, they finally drafted their articles of impeachment -- first for "Abuse of Power" and second for "Obstruction of Congress." Neither are actually crimes nor are they impeachable offenses, even if they were true -- which the DNC has provided no evidence of, explaining that it's the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

Narrator: It is not the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

The "Obstruction of Congress" charge is particularly egregious, as they are claiming that Trump, by reaching out to the courts to act as mediators in his dispute over the rules with Pelosi, was obstructing her. In other words, Pelosi's stance is that the President must obey her, even if she's being a batshit insane drunk. Many legal scholars, including Alan Dershowitz, have pointed out that this is absolute bullshit.

The latest development as of this writing on December 21th, 2019, is that Pelosi is demanding that the GOP recuse itself, allowing the DNC to reshape the Senate in order to make the process "fair" -- by creating a Kangaroo court. The GOP is refusing outright, as the Senate's role during this is very specifically to take the charges and all the evidence gathered from the house -- which is none -- and vote yes or no on impeachment. They need 2/3rd majority to vote yes, and the DNC does not have the votes.

Pelosi is refusing to send over the articles of impeachment until the GOP allows her to stack the Senate against Trump, an act that Dershowitz as well as Noah Feldman, the DNC's own star legal expert witness, has said is unconstitutional and "a problem," as Trump isn't impeached until the articles have been filed. Meanwhile, the DNC has put the House on vacation until the new year, while the Senate is exploring options including forcing the articles over without Pelosi's ok. Trump and the Senate have both went to the SCOTUS to ask them if any of this is constitutional.

tl;dr: Trump may have found where the Swamp was embezzling US Foreign Aid. Many politician's children working fake jobs for huge amounts of money in the Ukraine, blatantly selling influence. This caused the DNC to freak out and try and headshot Trump. They missed. The Democrats appear to have committed political suicide, making Trump a Martyr and only realizing in the aftermath that they didn't actually get rid of him or even weaken him in any way. They also appear to realize they fucked up and are trying to slow walk it back, keeping the "he's impeached!" victory while not actually having to let anyone read the evidence or have a trial on it.


@Yotsubaaa did a great writeup here with links to various winner posts: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nancy...kraine-phone-call.61583/page-135#post-5606264

And @Yotsubaaa did a new version very late on the 21st of December: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/presi...chment-megathread.61583/page-260#post-5754920

Which are too big to quote here.



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WASHINGTON — Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump, charging him with betraying his oath of office and the nation’s security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain.

Ms. Pelosi’s declaration, after months of reticence by Democrats who had feared the political consequences of impeaching a president many of them long ago concluded was unfit for office, was a stunning turn that set the stage for a history-making and exceedingly bitter confrontation between the Democrat-led House and a defiant president who has thumbed his nose at institutional norms.

“The actions taken to date by the president have seriously violated the Constitution,” Ms. Pelosi said in a brief speech invoking the nation’s founding principles. Mr. Trump, she added, “must be held accountable — no one is above the law.”

She said the president’s conduct revealed his “betrayal of his oath of office, betrayal of our national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections.”

Ms. Pelosi’s decision to push forward with the most severe action that Congress can take against a sitting president could usher in a remarkable new chapter in American life, touching off a constitutional and political showdown with the potential to cleave an already divided nation, reshape Mr. Trump’s presidency and the country’s politics, and carry heavy risks both for him and for the Democrats who have decided to weigh his removal.

Though the outcome is uncertain, it also raised the possibility that Mr. Trump could become only the fourth president in American history to face impeachment. Presidents Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached but later acquitted by the Senate. President Richard M. Nixon resigned in the face of a looming House impeachment vote.

It was the first salvo in an escalating, high-stakes standoff between Ms. Pelosi, now fully engaged in an effort to build the most damning possible case against the president, and Mr. Trump, who angrily denounced Democrats’ impeachment inquiry even as he worked feverishly in private to head off the risk to his presidency.

Mr. Trump, who for months has dared Democrats to impeach him, issued a defiant response on Twitter while in New York for several days of international diplomacy at the United Nations, with a series of fuming posts that culminated with a simple phrase: “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!” Meanwhile, his re-election campaign and House Republican leaders launched a vociferous defense, accusing Democrats of a partisan rush to judgment.

“Such an important day at the United Nations, so much work and so much success, and the Democrats purposely had to ruin and demean it with more breaking news Witch Hunt garbage,” Mr. Trump wrote. “So bad for our Country! For the past two years, talk of impeachment had centered around the findings of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who investigated Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections and Mr. Trump’s attempts to derail that inquiry. On Tuesday, Ms. Pelosi, Democrat of California, told her caucus and then the country that new revelations about Mr. Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, and his administration’s stonewalling of Congress about them, had finally left the House no choice but to proceed toward a rarely used remedy.

“Right now, we have to strike while the iron is hot,” she told House Democrats in a closed-door meeting in the basement of the Capitol. Emerging moments later to address a phalanx of news cameras, Ms. Pelosi, speaking sometimes haltingly as she delivered a speech from a teleprompter, invoked the Constitution and the nation’s founders as she declared, “The times have found us” and outlined a new stage of investigating Mr. Trump.

At issue are allegations that Mr. Trump pressured the president of Ukraine to open a corruption investigation of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., a leading contender for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and his son. The conversation is said to be part of a whistle-blower complaint that the Trump administration has withheld from Congress. And it occurred just a few days after Mr. Trump had ordered his staff to freeze more than $391 million in aid to Ukraine.

Mr. Trump has confirmed aspects of his conversation with the Ukrainian leader in recent days, but he continues to insist he acted appropriately.

The president said on Tuesday that he would authorize the release of a transcript of the conversation, part of an effort to pre-empt Democrats’ impeachment push. But Democrats, after months of holding back, were unbowed, demanding the full whistle-blower complaint and other documentation about White House dealings with Ukraine, even as they pushed toward an expansive impeachment inquiry that could encompass unrelated charges.

President Trump’s personal lawyer. The prosecutor general of Ukraine. Joe Biden’s son. These are just some of the names mentioned in the whistle-blower’s complaint. What were their roles? We break it down.

Ms. Pelosi told fellow Democrats that Mr. Trump told her in a private call on Tuesday morning that he was not responsible for withholding the whistle-blower complaint from Congress. But late Tuesday, the White House and intelligence officials were working on a deal to allow the whistle-blower to speak to Congress and potentially even share a redacted version of the complaint in the coming days, after the whistle-blower expressed interest in talking to lawmakers.

Although Ms. Pelosi’s announcement was a crucial turning point, it left many unanswered questions about exactly when and how Democrats planned to push forward on impeachment.
 
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And now I’m seeing reports in the NYT of all places, that Pelosi will not be holding a vote on opening impeachment proceedings or inquiries. It was all a dog & pony show. Time to memory hole it.
A random black guy walked into my office yesterday. He told me to turn on the news quick because CNN was breaking news that the President would be impeached and removed for. He was literally one of those 85 IQ types though.

My AWL university employed family are glued to CNN and called me about it yesterday for some reason (probably to gloat). I told them that a lot of holes had been shot through it and nothing was going to happen. I told them a couple of the holes had been made like the timing of the Ukraine knowing about the hold up in military funding, the transcript looking fine to me, that there were a lot of inaccuracies of the "whistle blower report," and that the "whistle blower" appeared to be some CIA agent with a political agenda. Of course they told me I was watching biased news, didn't believe any of it, and went back to watching CNN. They are the definition of middle class shitlib though and have minor meltdowns about Trump from time to time.
Know whats the saddest thing about all of this?
If Pelosi really is backing off and this has deflated just like Muller...
The same people who Freedom Fries described in his post will learn nothing.
They will forget this utterly and move on to the next "bombshell" that will surely be the end of drumpf.
This will go into the memoryhole with Muller and Tax Returns and anything else you can think of.
It's kinda scary when you really think about ti.
You can bring up every time when these "bombshells" and "scandals" proved to be duds and some people will just blink at you and say "45 is going down this time!".
It's all so tiresome.
 
And now I’m seeing reports in the NYT of all places, that Pelosi will not be holding a vote on opening impeachment proceedings or inquiries. It was all a dog & pony show. Time to memory hole it.
You got a link for that?
Been out of it for the past week, more focused on Britbong politics/prorogue case. Anyone willing to explain how this went to absolute shit for the Democrats (other than general ineptitude)?
 
And now I’m seeing reports in the NYT of all places, that Pelosi will not be holding a vote on opening impeachment proceedings or inquiries. It was all a dog & pony show. Time to memory hole it.

As I understand it, this was an optimistic reading of something actually much worse. It's not that she isn't holding an impeachment hearing, it's that she's not giving congress a vote on whether or not to hold the hearing, which is customary but apparently not actually mandatory.

Anyone willing to explain how this went to absolute shit for the Democrats (other than general ineptitude)?

No, that's pretty much it.

Basically, they had a bad story, an unvetted, unverified leak that didn't even properly rise to the standards of being a whistleblower. But someone decided to run with it. Trump was able to do some Trumpjutsu against the initial story by basically reflecting it back on Biden. This caused the democrats to overplay their hand and push a piss-nothing story way out of proportion, a story that even were they 100% correct wouldn't actually be impeachable, they turned into the last straw for Pelosi finally siding with the Impeachers.
 
As I understand it, this was an optimistic reading of something actually much worse. It's not that she isn't holding an impeachment hearing, it's that she's not giving congress a vote on whether or not to hold the hearing, which is customary but apparently not actually mandatory.
Wait. So she's trying to get it fast-tracked to the Senate who WILL shoot it the fuck down and hard?
 
No, that's pretty much it.

Basically, they had a bad story, an unvetted, unverified leak that didn't even properly rise to the standards of being a whistleblower. But someone decided to run with it. Trump was able to do some Trumpjutsu against the initial story by basically reflecting it back on Biden. This caused the democrats to overplay their hand and push a piss-nothing story way out of proportion, a story that even were they 100% correct wouldn't actually be impeachable, they turned into the last straw for Pelosi finally siding with the Impeachers.
God, media really does know how to make a mountain out of a molehill. I really want to see them try to memory hole this. If Trump manages to reflect the story onto Biden, and assuming the Dems do put him up (because they might be stupid enough to do so), Trump might have his "email server" to use against him in 2020.

Edit: @MembersSchoolPizza I finally caught up on the thread and docs. Holy fuck is this some next level incompetence and corruption. How do you fuck up this badly? Here I was thinking that Britbong politics was the most interesting thing all week, much better than the obvious nothing-burger from Pelosi. Oh how wrong I was.
 
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Wait. So she's trying to get it fast-tracked to the Senate who WILL shoot it the fuck down and hard?

Not necessarily. They still have to have the inquiry and then vote on whether or not to proceed with articles of impeachment. But traditionally the inquiry itself is also given a vote on the floor of the house, and she's apparently not willing to do that.
 
Not necessarily. They still have to have the inquiry and then vote on whether or not to proceed with articles of impeachment. But traditionally the inquiry itself is also given a vote on the floor of the house, and she's apparently not willing to do that.
So a vote of no confidence in her Congress or a "fuck you I'm ramming this down your throats so you see how dumb it is" maneuver?
 
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So a vote of no confidence in her Congress or a "fuck you I'm ramming this down your throats so you see how dumb it is" maneuver?

Her stated reason is a really mushmouthed bit of tripe, something something "the country has to come before politics", basically implying "We can't let those pesky republicans who wouldn't support it contaminate our vote!".

A commonly presumed unspoken reason is that if she doesn't hold the vote, democrats in regions where the impeachment doesn't play well can't waffle out of voting for it.
 
If Trump manages to reflect the story onto Biden, and assuming the Dems do put him up (because they might be stupid enough to do so), Trump might have his "email server" to use against him in 2020.
Assuming Biden even gets nominated at this point. His poll numbers have tanked while you were away. Warren is now the favorite.
 
Know whats the saddest thing about all of this?
If Pelosi really is backing off and this has deflated just like Muller...
The same people who Freedom Fries described in his post will learn nothing.
They will forget this utterly and move on to the next "bombshell" that will surely be the end of drumpf.
This will go into the memoryhole with Muller and Tax Returns and anything else you can think of.
It's kinda scary when you really think about ti.
You can bring up every time when these "bombshells" and "scandals" proved to be duds and some people will just blink at you and say "45 is going down this time!".
It's all so tiresome.
The scariest thing about this is that this could be you about an entirely different issue and you'd have no fucking idea, because someone doing that to themselves by definition lacks the objectivity to see through their own delusions.
 
I’m curious how this situation is being viewed IRL, because ultimately those are the people that matter when it comes to stuff like this. Anyone wanna chime in with opinions heard from friends, coworkers, etc.?
People IRL who don’t use Twitter everyday usually just think that the first thing they hear is what’s actually happening. A bunch of my coworkers think Trump is confirmed to get impeached and that this is just the beginning stages of it.
 
A commonly presumed unspoken reason is that if she doesn't hold the vote, democrats in regions where the impeachment doesn't play well can't waffle out of voting for it.
But that just seems to be kicking the can down the road.
They'll have to vote eventually and then vulnerable Dems can decide that they like not being doomed in their reelection bids.
 
Assuming Biden even gets nominated at this point. His poll numbers have tanked while you were away. Warren is now the favorite.
After catching up on this thread, I'm not surprised. Having a clip where you admit to strong arming another country into sacking a lawyer who is tied to work your son is in and then trying to use your own corruption to push the opposition president out of office via impeachment. That is really bad. Too bad most people won't go read the docs and will just consume mainstream media.

People IRL who don’t use Twitter everyday usually just think that the first thing they hear is what’s actually happening. A bunch of my coworkers think Trump is confirmed to get impeached and that this is just the beginning stages of it.
Most people should adhere to the words of Dominic Cummings: "Most people should know not to watch the news because it's almost all bullshit".
 
But that just seems to be kicking the can down the road.
They'll have to vote eventually and then vulnerable Dems can decide that they like not being doomed in their reelection bids.

My guess is that Pelosi - who, as much as I dislike her, I don't credit as being stupid - doesn't think it will actually make it to an impeachment vote. And if it does, she'll release them to "vote their conscience", AKA save their careers. See, I don't believe Pelosi actually wants impeachment. As I said, she's not stupid.
 
A random black guy walked into my office yesterday. He told me to turn on the news quick because CNN was breaking news that the President would be impeached and removed for. He was literally one of those 85 IQ types though.

My AWL university employed family are glued to CNN and called me about it yesterday for some reason (probably to gloat). I told them that a lot of holes had been shot through it and nothing was going to happen. I told them a couple of the holes had been made like the timing of the Ukraine knowing about the hold up in military funding, the transcript looking fine to me, that there were a lot of inaccuracies of the "whistle blower report," and that the "whistle blower" appeared to be some CIA agent with a political agenda. Of course they told me I was watching biased news, didn't believe any of it, and went back to watching CNN. They are the definition of middle class shitlib though and have minor meltdowns about Trump from time to time.
Sadly, most of my family, friends, and coworkers tend towards conservative or libertarian views. So they're all looking at this the same way I am. Still, it's fun to have other people to point and mock this mess with.
Assuming Biden even gets nominated at this point. His poll numbers have tanked while you were away. Warren is now the favorite.
And it seems not everyone loves Warren. Good times here in clownworld.
 
Wait. So she's trying to get it fast-tracked to the Senate who WILL shoot it the fuck down and hard?
This way it's shot down because of those dang dirty gopers.
It's not a great plan but again, she's not really in a position to make any good moves so she has to pick the least bad ones.
 
You got a link for that?
Been out of it for the past week, more focused on Britbong politics/prorogue case. Anyone willing to explain how this went to absolute shit for the Democrats (other than general ineptitude)?
They literally jumped the gun at random. They chose this "scandal" and this scandal alone to be worthy of impeachment. If I was Pelosi - and somehow prevented from killing myself - I would have tried some "cumulative behavior" argument to reason that every nothing burger in the past four years together show a pattern of drumpf guilty; but really it would have just been better to wait until the fucking election. Pence would win on a platform of defending Trump's progress, and likely win reelection as well so successfully impeaching Trump = 12 years of GOP rule and 8 of them spent getting revenge.
 
Alright Kiwis, the impeachment saga continues.

A few details are starting to leak about the Whistleblower complaint. When I read it, I thought this was put together by a team of lawyers. Then I starting thinking about the public statements from Democrats and how well they agree with the contents of the memo. And today there are these news articles:

Former NSA Chief Of Staff Suggests Whistleblower Had Help From Congressional Democrats In Crafting Complaint

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Comments from an ex-NSA Chief who doesn't believe in coincidence.

New Evidence Shows Democrat Adam Schiff Had “Whistleblower” Accusations a Month Ago – Team Used to Create Junk Document, Plot Attack

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Former CIA Analyst suggests the document was written by a law professor.

At this point, I'm wondering if it's better to call this an Impeachment or a Coup.

The CIA should not be acting to remove the duly elected President of the United States no matter how much of a dick they think he is. Congressional Democrats should not be using whistleblower statutes to conduct gayops against the opposition party. IANAL but I can't imagine this is the kinds of checks and balances envisioned by the framers of the Constitution.

If it should turn out that Congress did work with the CIA to take out Trump, that would be gravely concerning. It's not reasonable to draw any conclusions from what we've seen so far, but this is shaping up to be a very interesting dynamic.

The question that's really on my mind after all this is who is playing the 4D chess. Did Pelosi orchestrate this to let the squad hang themselves? Is Trump secretly pulling the strings of the whistleblower to get Dems to overplay their hand? Is a foreign actor orchestrating events to simply cause Chaos?

There would be a shitload more news articles screaming about Trump if the Dems were confident about their chances. They were clearly expecting Trump to assert executive privilege and beat him over the head with accusations of a cover up. Instead, he's been transparent and defused their main vector of attack. Now Congress is going on vacation and no one seems as anxious about Impeachment as they should be.
 
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