US President Donald J. Trump Impeachment Megathread - Democrats commit mass political suicide

On September 24th, 2019, Nanci Pelosi did what everyone expected was some exceptional political posturing -- initiating a formal impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump.

The initial "charge," such as it was, was "betraying his oath of office and the nation's security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain." This, amusingly, was after it was discovered and widely reported on that the DNC had contacted the very same foreign power to attempt to tarnish Trump.

Specifically, this was all based on a rumor that Trump had asked the Ukraine to investigate how a prosecutor investigating Joe Biden's son for corruption had gotten fired, and withheld foreign aid until they had agreed. (He did ask the leader of the Ukraine to investigate what happened with the prosecutor, but did not hold up any foreign aid nor threaten anything of the like.)

Around this time, Trump did something they could not, and still cannot, understand: He publicly turned over all the documents. The transcript of the phone call they claimed showed him committing the crime of blackmailing the Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden for him was released, showing that Trump did nothing wrong. The only reaction the radical left had was arguing over the definition of "transcript" and spouting off a conspiracy theory about official state documents being edited.

At the same time, old video evidence of Joe Biden publicly bragging about blackmailing the Ukraine into NOT investigating his son came to light. Yes, this is exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing. The left is nothing if not subtle. Right after this, evidence came to light that Pelosi, Kerry, and Romney's kids had similar fake jobs in the Ukraine, getting paid ungodly amounts of money and embezzling US foreign aid to the Ukraine -- all things that Trump's Attorney General has openly discussed investigating.

By releasing the transcripts, the DNC was tripped up. Instead of being able to leak information from their secret investigation until November 2020, they were forced to play their hand publicly.

And they had no hand to play. The impeachment accusations came from second and third hand sources -- watercooler talk from Unelected Deep State Analysts with Trump Derangement Syndrome, outraged that President Trump refused to obey them when they felt they had a better idea as to how to run Foreign Affairs. Other allegations included that supposedly, the telepathic DNC members working in the state department knew what Trump was thinking (despite him literally saying the exact opposite) or could tell that Trump would do something even worse -- maybe something actually illegal -- in the future, and boy howdy, the imaginary Trump in their minds was a right bastard.

(As an aside, the name of the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella, has been censored across pretty much all social media, a test run of whatever censorship they're going to enact in the next few months to try and swing the election.)

At the same time, the DNC performed significant amounts of partisan political fuckery to do this all publicly, but unofficially -- preventing the GOP from bringing forth witnesses or questioning the DNC's witnesses, or even reading the double plus secret evidence the DNC supposedly had. Those GOP that did get access to the evidence have confirmed it's a 3 pound 5 ounce nothingburger.

The charges have since mutated, with them initially being changed to "bribery" -- as "bribery" focus groups easier and is easier to spew out on Twitter.

On December 18th, 2019, along party lines and with bipartisan opposition, they finally drafted their articles of impeachment -- first for "Abuse of Power" and second for "Obstruction of Congress." Neither are actually crimes nor are they impeachable offenses, even if they were true -- which the DNC has provided no evidence of, explaining that it's the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

Narrator: It is not the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

The "Obstruction of Congress" charge is particularly egregious, as they are claiming that Trump, by reaching out to the courts to act as mediators in his dispute over the rules with Pelosi, was obstructing her. In other words, Pelosi's stance is that the President must obey her, even if she's being a batshit insane drunk. Many legal scholars, including Alan Dershowitz, have pointed out that this is absolute bullshit.

The latest development as of this writing on December 21th, 2019, is that Pelosi is demanding that the GOP recuse itself, allowing the DNC to reshape the Senate in order to make the process "fair" -- by creating a Kangaroo court. The GOP is refusing outright, as the Senate's role during this is very specifically to take the charges and all the evidence gathered from the house -- which is none -- and vote yes or no on impeachment. They need 2/3rd majority to vote yes, and the DNC does not have the votes.

Pelosi is refusing to send over the articles of impeachment until the GOP allows her to stack the Senate against Trump, an act that Dershowitz as well as Noah Feldman, the DNC's own star legal expert witness, has said is unconstitutional and "a problem," as Trump isn't impeached until the articles have been filed. Meanwhile, the DNC has put the House on vacation until the new year, while the Senate is exploring options including forcing the articles over without Pelosi's ok. Trump and the Senate have both went to the SCOTUS to ask them if any of this is constitutional.

tl;dr: Trump may have found where the Swamp was embezzling US Foreign Aid. Many politician's children working fake jobs for huge amounts of money in the Ukraine, blatantly selling influence. This caused the DNC to freak out and try and headshot Trump. They missed. The Democrats appear to have committed political suicide, making Trump a Martyr and only realizing in the aftermath that they didn't actually get rid of him or even weaken him in any way. They also appear to realize they fucked up and are trying to slow walk it back, keeping the "he's impeached!" victory while not actually having to let anyone read the evidence or have a trial on it.


@Yotsubaaa did a great writeup here with links to various winner posts: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nancy...kraine-phone-call.61583/page-135#post-5606264

And @Yotsubaaa did a new version very late on the 21st of December: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/presi...chment-megathread.61583/page-260#post-5754920

Which are too big to quote here.



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WASHINGTON — Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump, charging him with betraying his oath of office and the nation’s security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain.

Ms. Pelosi’s declaration, after months of reticence by Democrats who had feared the political consequences of impeaching a president many of them long ago concluded was unfit for office, was a stunning turn that set the stage for a history-making and exceedingly bitter confrontation between the Democrat-led House and a defiant president who has thumbed his nose at institutional norms.

“The actions taken to date by the president have seriously violated the Constitution,” Ms. Pelosi said in a brief speech invoking the nation’s founding principles. Mr. Trump, she added, “must be held accountable — no one is above the law.”

She said the president’s conduct revealed his “betrayal of his oath of office, betrayal of our national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections.”

Ms. Pelosi’s decision to push forward with the most severe action that Congress can take against a sitting president could usher in a remarkable new chapter in American life, touching off a constitutional and political showdown with the potential to cleave an already divided nation, reshape Mr. Trump’s presidency and the country’s politics, and carry heavy risks both for him and for the Democrats who have decided to weigh his removal.

Though the outcome is uncertain, it also raised the possibility that Mr. Trump could become only the fourth president in American history to face impeachment. Presidents Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached but later acquitted by the Senate. President Richard M. Nixon resigned in the face of a looming House impeachment vote.

It was the first salvo in an escalating, high-stakes standoff between Ms. Pelosi, now fully engaged in an effort to build the most damning possible case against the president, and Mr. Trump, who angrily denounced Democrats’ impeachment inquiry even as he worked feverishly in private to head off the risk to his presidency.

Mr. Trump, who for months has dared Democrats to impeach him, issued a defiant response on Twitter while in New York for several days of international diplomacy at the United Nations, with a series of fuming posts that culminated with a simple phrase: “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!” Meanwhile, his re-election campaign and House Republican leaders launched a vociferous defense, accusing Democrats of a partisan rush to judgment.

“Such an important day at the United Nations, so much work and so much success, and the Democrats purposely had to ruin and demean it with more breaking news Witch Hunt garbage,” Mr. Trump wrote. “So bad for our Country! For the past two years, talk of impeachment had centered around the findings of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who investigated Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections and Mr. Trump’s attempts to derail that inquiry. On Tuesday, Ms. Pelosi, Democrat of California, told her caucus and then the country that new revelations about Mr. Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, and his administration’s stonewalling of Congress about them, had finally left the House no choice but to proceed toward a rarely used remedy.

“Right now, we have to strike while the iron is hot,” she told House Democrats in a closed-door meeting in the basement of the Capitol. Emerging moments later to address a phalanx of news cameras, Ms. Pelosi, speaking sometimes haltingly as she delivered a speech from a teleprompter, invoked the Constitution and the nation’s founders as she declared, “The times have found us” and outlined a new stage of investigating Mr. Trump.

At issue are allegations that Mr. Trump pressured the president of Ukraine to open a corruption investigation of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., a leading contender for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and his son. The conversation is said to be part of a whistle-blower complaint that the Trump administration has withheld from Congress. And it occurred just a few days after Mr. Trump had ordered his staff to freeze more than $391 million in aid to Ukraine.

Mr. Trump has confirmed aspects of his conversation with the Ukrainian leader in recent days, but he continues to insist he acted appropriately.

The president said on Tuesday that he would authorize the release of a transcript of the conversation, part of an effort to pre-empt Democrats’ impeachment push. But Democrats, after months of holding back, were unbowed, demanding the full whistle-blower complaint and other documentation about White House dealings with Ukraine, even as they pushed toward an expansive impeachment inquiry that could encompass unrelated charges.

President Trump’s personal lawyer. The prosecutor general of Ukraine. Joe Biden’s son. These are just some of the names mentioned in the whistle-blower’s complaint. What were their roles? We break it down.

Ms. Pelosi told fellow Democrats that Mr. Trump told her in a private call on Tuesday morning that he was not responsible for withholding the whistle-blower complaint from Congress. But late Tuesday, the White House and intelligence officials were working on a deal to allow the whistle-blower to speak to Congress and potentially even share a redacted version of the complaint in the coming days, after the whistle-blower expressed interest in talking to lawmakers.

Although Ms. Pelosi’s announcement was a crucial turning point, it left many unanswered questions about exactly when and how Democrats planned to push forward on impeachment.
 
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What about Pelosi _and_ Trump, like when Vince was The Higher Power? Trump gets a solid ride into term 2, Pelosi gets a boogieman to rage at and wiggles this into shitcanning the flakes in 2020 blaming them for everything going wrong, or something like that.
 
They literally jumped the gun at random. They chose this "scandal" and this scandal alone to be worthy of impeachment. If I was Pelosi - and somehow prevented from killing myself - I would have tried some "cumulative behavior" argument to reason that every nothing burger in the past four years together show a pattern of drumpf guilty; but really it would have just been better to wait until the fucking election. Pence would win on a platform of defending Trump's progress, and likely win reelection as well so successfully impeaching Trump = 12 years of GOP rule and 8 of them spent getting revenge.

Impeachment has never resulted in a president being removed from office
 
Alright Kiwis, the impeachment saga continues.

A few details are starting to leak about the Whistleblower complaint. When I read it, I thought this was put together by a team of lawyers. Then I starting thinking about the public statements from Democrats and how well they agree with the contents of the memo. And today there are these news articles:

Former NSA Chief Of Staff Suggests Whistleblower Had Help From Congressional Democrats In Crafting Complaint

Original | Archive

Comments from an ex-NSA Chief who doesn't believe in coincidence.

New Evidence Shows Democrat Adam Schiff Had “Whistleblower” Accusations a Month Ago – Team Used to Create Junk Document, Plot Attack

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Former CIA Analyst suggests the document was written by a law professor.

At this point, I'm wondering if it's better to call this an Impeachment or a Coup.

The CIA should not be acting to remove the duly elected President of the United States no matter how much of a dick they think he is. Congressional Democrats should not be using whistleblower statutes to conduct gayops against the opposition party. IANAL but I can't imagine this is the kinds of checks and balances envisioned by the framers of the Constitution.

If it should turn out that Congress did work with the CIA to take out Trump, that would be gravely concerning. It's not reasonable to draw any conclusions from what we've seen so far, but this is shaping up to be a very interesting dynamic.

The question that's really on my mind after all this is who is playing the 4D chess. Did Pelosi orchestrate this to let the squad hang themselves? Is Trump secretly pulling the strings of the whistleblower to get Dems to overplay their hand? Is a foreign actor orchestrating events to simply cause Chaos?

There would be a shitload more news articles screaming about Trump if the Dems were confident about their chances. They were clearly expecting Trump to assert executive privilege and beat him over the head with accusations of a cover up. Instead, he's been transparent and defused their main vector of attack. Now Congress is going on vacation and no one seems as anxious about Impeachment as they should be.
This is exactly what HK-47 theorized during the hearing yesterday, that Adam Shit was deeply involved in this mess. Still unconfirmed, but it's pretty fucking hilarious that Kiwi Farms is on the same wavelength as ex intelligence officials.

Er... uh... I mean, Heil Hitler!
 
They literally jumped the gun at random. They chose this "scandal" and this scandal alone to be worthy of impeachment. If I was Pelosi - and somehow prevented from killing myself - I would have tried some "cumulative behavior" argument to reason that every nothing burger in the past four years together show a pattern of drumpf guilty; but really it would have just been better to wait until the fucking election. Pence would win on a platform of defending Trump's progress, and likely win reelection as well so successfully impeaching Trump = 12 years of GOP rule and 8 of them spent getting revenge.
I wouldn't vote for Pence.
 
This is exactly what HK-47 theorized during the hearing yesterday, that Adam Shit was deeply involved in this mess. Still unconfirmed, but it's pretty fucking hilarious that Kiwi Farms is on the same wavelength as ex intelligence officials.

Er... uh... I mean, Heil Hitler!
Adam Shit folks. How anyone can take him seriously is beyond me. Imagine being intelligence agents having to rely on this guy to affect a coup against the president.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/v...omise_him_naked_photos_of_trump_from_fsb.html
 
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This is interesting.

Adam Schiff was making points from the complaint publicly 2 weeks before Congress should have known about it.

The video picks up at the relevant point. Shapiro goes into the timeline for when Schiff describes the contents of the memo.

 
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I don't get that tweet-is she trying to convince me that putting call transcripts on a secure server poses an even larger national security risk than keeping them on an unsecured server or am I having a boomer moment?

He tried to prevent them from being leaked, like everything else that was being leaked. That means he felt there was obviously something to hide there! ADMISSION OF GUILT CHECKMATE DRUMPF!!!!

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What's this? Is this the Ukraine leaking a shitload of docs implicating Biden?

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Why yes, yes it is!



Joe Biden's presidential run ended a few days ago, he just doesn't realize it yet. The DNC fell for Trump's trap.
 
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What's this? Is this the Ukraine leaking a shitload of docs implicating Biden?

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Why yes, yes it is!



Joe Biden's presidential run ended a few days ago, he just doesn't realize it yet. The DNC fell for Trump's trap.
There was a post about this yesterday over in TDS but it seems to have been deleted. However here is the full version of the document pictured, uploaded to KF; additionally you can see a link to the dump in the quoted text and as of this posting that link still works.

As others have said, take what Shokin says with a grain of healthy skepticism until further details emerge. He's pretty corrupt and shitty.
 
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What's this? Is this the Ukraine leaking a shitload of docs implicating Biden?

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Joe Biden's presidential run ended a few days ago, he just doesn't realize it yet. The DNC fell for Trump's trap.
Jesus Christ, that's gonna be whole lot of suicides.
 
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Joe Biden's presidential run ended a few days ago, he just doesn't realize it yet. The DNC fell for Trump's trap.
>Try to set up the impeachment of the president
>Expose more Biden, Clinton and a lot of the Obama holdovers.
>Put Soros into the picture as well.
>Guy lies on international television in a way that would make hammering nails into someone's testicles seem subtle.

This is a level of incompetence that is only heard of in stories, and they are solely hoisted by their petard.
 
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Joe Biden's presidential run ended a few days ago, he just doesn't realize it yet. The DNC fell for Trump's trap.
The current Democratic Party died, they just don't realize it.
 
The current Democratic Party died, they just don't realize it.

The problem is, this is literally the worst possible time for that, since AOC's Neo-Marxist, DSA "Squad" is making inroads in taking over.

Imagine the DNC dying because of that, and instead of throwing out AOC and the idiots that lead them down this path, they convince themselves that what they really should have done is quintuple down. Something like Labour in the UK.

Remember that the left has convinced themselves that they HAVE to go DNC or else, even if the DNC is fucking insane. They're not wrong, either -- fixing the DNC will necessitate letting the GOP win for a decade or more. Can they bring themselves to do it? With the younger voting base all being indoctrinated by literal Communist infiltration cells?

Probably not.

Gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better.
 
All they had to do was not be crazy.

They just can't help themselves. You hear "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and say "Naw, it can't be that bad" then you see shit like this.

I mean, shit during Drooling Mongoloid Oil Tycoon '43 Edition was bad, but never this bad. (That lovely "Troops are welfare queens" meme to counter the "Support Our Troops" movement happened about the same time to try to restart the 60's "War bad mmkay..." bullshit like nobody knew war was bad because hippies are one trick dick sucking faggots) Then Negro Kunta Kinta got elected and suddenly you couldn't even so much as say "I don't like him droning civilians" without being shrieked at that you were racist by virtue signalling faggots who finally felt like they'd stuck it the parents who hugged them too much or not enough.

The Super Mecha Orange Hitler got elected by Putin stealing The Flash's powers and running to all the ballot boxes to change everyone's ballots by hand and DIDN'T YOU KNOW IT WAS AN UNLIKABLE LIZARD QUEEN DRESSED IN A STOLEN HUMAN SKIN'S TURN!

Pfft, like America would elect a fucking woman to POTUS. Sorry, Martha, but you don't get to take the day off to get a spa and a manicure if the Oil Ghouls and the Shekel People are having another fucking slap fight over who's Sky God sucks less dick. (Spoiler: It's neither. They're both heathen fuckers who good God Fearing Christians in America should support killing with nuclear weapons because one side worships a cross dressing child molester and the other one killed Christ. You know it, I know it)

Now, all the Dem's had to do was not be complete fucking crazy people. All they had to do was trad-wrangle the fucking media. All they had to do was no go on TV and act like The Three TBI Stooges meet Don Fucking Knotts in the case of the nuclear butthurt.

AND THEY COULDN'T FUCKING DO IT!

Nancy Pelosi, who has looked like an Egyptian mummy's Realdoll for the last 10 years and fucking Schumer, who looks like Lurch's uglier dumber child molesting cousin who probably touched Wednesday Addams in her no-no spot couldn't even tard wrangle two 65 IQ Mudders, a nigger with a cowboy hat, and a crack smoking donkey. Then the shit with Kavanaugh which resulted in Pelosi looking for someone who wanted to buy a high milage used Ford when the shitshow was over. I mean, for fuck's sake, you had crying weeping women clawing at the doors of government buildings like they just found out that inside was the last pumpkin spice latte.

Yeah, let's elect the half of humanity who can't figure out how to operate a fucking doorknob when they get upset or are such entitled children that when they don't get their way they collapse at the doorway sobbing that Daddy is mean for not buying them a gold plated unicorn pony.

Now Spray-Bottle Pelosi wants me to believe she can goat-rope a fucking impeachment hearing against the Shitposter In Chief? Does she realize that he gets to defend himself and he'll have half of the Dems curled up in a ball crying and the other half suffered a dementia fueled stroke within ten sentences? Does that unlikable spit spraying dried up old mummy husk not realize she's gonna have to convince other people to go along with her idea of impeachment when she can barely get people to believe she's ever been part of the human goddamn race? I've seen lizards running across hot sand on their hind legs that have more believable human features that ol' Spray Bottle.

And Chuck "I did not eat that child alive" Schumer. Holy fucking shit. For her partner in all of this she chose Doctor Frankenstein's first failed creation? I mean, I get that the Dems support Troons because they're all trans-species fucking lizard people that some space faring race pawned off on us to dump all their sexually deviant exceptional individuals (That's what you get for beaming white trash trailer park Methican Americans up to do buttstuff with them for so long, you gray skinned narrow faced bug eyed exceptional individuals, some people decide that's their fetish) and if we can believe that some hulking refugee from the 80's Chicago Bears defensive line who crammed themselves into a My Little Pony Dress and put on a Hello Kitty headband is a goddam woman despite 2 days stubble, a voice like a goddamn coal miner who smokes 8 packs a day, and shoulders broad enough to make Samson jealous, then maybe, just fucking maybe, we can believe these assholes might have human ancestry beyond some redneck Cletus looking Methican American jizzing in the alien birthing pods.

And THESE are the rat fuck nigger-loving spic-humping gook-worshipping tranny-stroking child-fucking serial rapists that think we're going to side with them over PotUS who AT LEAST MAKES US LAUGH?

And for fucking what?

For the fucking Ukraine, which people only know about because they happen to have a deep fucking part next to the Great Salt Water Lake and a melted down Soviet scrap metal pile that puts out radiation that *MIGHT* correct their fucking DNA damage from being godless heathen vodka snorting cock sucking Communists?

Because Trump supposedly threatened some Eastern Europe trash fire?

Oh boo hoo hoo.

I don't give a fuck if he threatened the Ukraine.

I wouldn't give a shit if he pushed The Unfuckable Merkel over, sat on her head, and farted until she agreed to dissolve the EU while eating hamburgers and shooting the OK sign at passerby.

We're fucking America. You're goddamn right we're going to bully your shitty backwoods country and there's shit you can do about it except lick the shit off our dick when we're done with you and looking for our next fucking victim to sheathe our massive 21st Century cock into until they vomit red white and blue. We've got the greatest economy in the world because the pollution goblins are little more than jumped up iSlaves, the fucking vodka troglodytes can't fucking heat their homes half the time, and the EU spends all their money supported Aloha Snackbar workers. We're the greatest because we fucking say we are and your pathetic country could vanish off the face of the earth and not only would nobody notice but the people who ran away from it, but it would probably improve the fucking world.

We're America. Our national bird is an asshole, our flag proclaims proudly on battlefields on mountains of our foes dead that we're an asshole, we invented the A10 and the M1 which makes our military assholes, our PotUS is an asshole, we act like assholes, we come to YOUR fucking country and you'll smile while we act like an asshole there.

GOD himself made us into assholes. And we elected a man who oozed our national identity of being an asshole.

You're goddamn right he bullied Ukraine. Their name sounds like Urkel and EVERYONE wanted to beat that little nigger's ass.

Biden's shambling corpse is just mad that the only thing he could bully right now is a coroner.

This is going to result in Pelosi and her Tard Farm having to choke on Trump's orange cock on the front lawn of the White House while they cry "Next time <gurgle gurgle gurgle>" and Donkey Chompers can stand outside the fence and cry like the little bitch she is.

This stuff right here needs to be carved on fucking stone translated in Catholic Latin because I haven't seen such scripture in damn years.
 
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Interesting, some were wondering why this piece of shit whistleblow was even a thing. Apparently they revised the rules so that the requirement for direct evidence was eliminated. This was done about a month ago...right about the time Schiff would have had this report land on his desk. Big Thunk 🤔.
 
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