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Annnnd stream is cancelled.

Questions to ask (WITHOUT ATTACHING MONEY TO IT) tomorrow:

1) "Why couldn't Kat meet the truck?"
2) "Couldn't you have left your window open and listened for the big truck, then stepped away from stream for a few minutes?"
3) "What'd you have for dinner?" -- Let's see if he remembers it was supposed to be pot pie.
4) "Was Quartering fair with his questions?" or "How'd the interview go?"

Edit: Tangentially related, but it's funny as fuck. The twitter account he keeps tagging? They haven't done any tweet or reply since the end of 2017. So it's even more useless than usual :lol:
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5) if you're so broke why did you cancel a stream for something so menial?
6) how much did quartering pay you for the interview?
 
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Even if DSP is telling the truth (HA!), isn't it unusual to begin with for the company to go to his house at 7-8pm on a Friday night?

And as @Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said, why not just have them call you? What is it with DSP and phones? He can't rent out his CT condo because he refuses to talk to someone by phone too.

Is The Quartering interview happening over email?
 
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Muppetmode said:
Why didn’t he just reschedule it for his next day off? He’s constantly saying “he can’t afford to take days off” yet cancels stream at the most minor inconvenience
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He didn’t schedule it for today, the company said they were picking it up today because it’s going to take 2 people (and maybe a special truck?) to pick up the bike because it’s a large item.

So I guess to answer your question, he didn’t reschedule because he can’t because he’s so exceptional and lazy he couldn’t be bothered to take the bike apart so any company could pick it up, forcing himself and amazon to be at the mercy of one company in the area that can pick the bike up
 
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DSP is in a prison of his own making.

Besides Kat, there is literally nobody DSP can call to help him. No friends, no family, no coworkers, no neighbors, no nothing.

It confounds me sometimes that he doesn't even attempt to make friends in Renton. Not only that, but he outright bragged about how he's "not the type of person to have a beer with the guys." Who the fuck brags about having no friends? Who the fuck doesn't even attempt to make a friend in FIVE years?
 
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Imagine that you're given a 4 hour window for someone to pick up something you were too pathetic to take apart on your own, at the expense of multiple businesses, knowing that your wife is judging you for every second, and you shut down your whole life and punish your pet.

Now imagine you're a pitiful little wretch who thinks whining on the phone and waiting for stronger people to do something for you is better than just doing something yourself.

Phil spent probably 10 hours this week cowering in his room ashamed of himself, not making his usual income, and waiting for it to be over just so he could get like a $20 amazon credit. But we're the jealous ones.
 
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So about a half dozen tweets dedicated to bullshitting his audience yet again (re: cancelled schtream guys fuck you scamazon nothin' I could do!) sounds like a fairly safe assumption.

It also tickles my funny bone a little more because his schedule always boils down to the immovable force vs the unstoppable object scenario in his own mind.. until he reaches one of those rare occasions where he simply decides doing anything else benefits him more. Of course he'd turn into an eager beaver when it comes to having some youtube faggot blow his ego for an hour and kowtow on over for an "interview" as soon as possible. Needs a day off for a haircut so why wouldn't he need a night off to exhaust himself via interaction with another human being who can actually talk back to him. It'll be so strenuous he'll have to shower and everything. This guy just can't catch a break and get even a minute to himself!

Then the next time someone asks him why the fuck he can't just send that bike back on his own or heaven forbid do an early morning grocery run without katherine he'll sperg out calling them an asshole and banning them, returning back to solid begging matter once more.
 
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Salubrious said:
Is The Quartering interview happening over email?
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Salubrious said:
Not only that, but he outright bragged about how he's "not the type of person to have a beer with the guys." Who the fuck brags about having no friends? Who the fuck doesn't even attempt to make a friend in FIVE years?
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1) Rationalization of the fact that he's a literal hermit by pretending he's so "mature" he doesn't have to go out to have fun, you fucking loser lol.
2) He's so afraid of not being in complete control and potentially having someone reject him that he'd rather just be alone.

I won't knock someone for not having a ton of friends. I have a couple of close ones, and that's plenty for me--it's just how I am. But I also have a number of friendly acquaintances that I interact with (THAT MEANS TALK TO FOR FREE PHIL) on a daily or near daily basis. That's the difference, in my opinion.
 
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Salubrious said:
Even if DSP is telling the truth (HA!), isn't it unusual to begin with for the company to go to his house at 7-8pm on a Friday night?

And as @Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said, why not just have them call you? What is it with DSP and phones? He can't rent out his CT condo because he refuses to talk to someone by phone too.

Is The Quartering interview happening over email?
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My guess is he’s so lazy and stupid instead of thinking of the simple solution of having the driver call him upon arrival and only interfering with his JOB for like 20 minutes tops, he instantly decided he couldn’t stream, there’s no other alternative but to sit by the door(on his couch watching wrestling) and wait for the movers to arrive.

He also hates video games and will take even the smallest opportunity to get out of having to do this shit
 
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DankSydePhil said:
According to ops by yanKS in discord, The bike was picked up at 6:51pm Phils time.
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How sure are you that that's not already in Phil's time zone? He posted at 6:40 (his time) that there were 20 minutes left in the 4 hr window, which would match the 7PM listed there if it's in PST. The 10:51 PM pickup time makes no sense, though, since it's only 10 PM there now. That would also have put the original window at 11 AM - 3 PM Phil's time, and he did a normal first stream.

Not saying there's nothing fishy about Phil's shit, but I'm not convinced yet by this particular bit of evidence.
 
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How sure are you that that's not already in Phil's time zone? He posted at 6:40 (his time) that there were 20 minutes left in the 4 hr window, which would match the 7PM listed there if it's in PST. The 10:51 PM pickup time makes no sense, though, since it's only 10 PM there now. That would also have put the original window at 11 AM - 3 PM Phil's time, and he did a normal first stream.

Not saying there's nothing fishy about Phil's shit, but I'm not convinced yet by this particular bit of evidence.
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His statement about the time difference
 

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How sure are you that that's not already in Phil's time zone? He posted at 6:40 (his time) that there were 20 minutes left in the 4 hr window, which would match the 7PM listed there if it's in PST. The 10:51 PM pickup time makes no sense, though, since it's only 10 PM there now. That would also have put the original window at 11 AM - 3 PM Phil's time, and he did a normal first stream.

Not saying there's nothing fishy about Phil's shit, but I'm not convinced yet by this particular bit of evidence.
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It's a real shipment number you can enter into https://www.pilotdelivers.com/technology/?currentTab=consumer but the time always seems to show as 10:51.
 
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How sure are you that that's not already in Phil's time zone? He posted at 6:40 (his time) that there were 20 minutes left in the 4 hr window, which would match the 7PM listed there if it's in PST. The 10:51 PM pickup time makes no sense, though, since it's only 10 PM there now. That would also have put the original window at 11 AM - 3 PM Phil's time, and he did a normal first stream.

Not saying there's nothing fishy about Phil's shit, but I'm not convinced yet by this particular bit of evidence.
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This yanKS guy (whoever he is) found all this out at 1040pm his time (central time) I can only assume that the pickup time is eastern, and the scheduled time is actually customer time. Still doesn't fully make sense to me. But an interesting thing to note is that it looks like a driver actually went to pick it up on the 19th,
But it wasn't picked up for some reason.

Start the bikegate thread.
 
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10:40 PM central would be 8:40 PM Pacific. If the 10:51 PM pickup is EST, that's 7:51 PM PST, which is within in the 30 minute window Phil tweeted about here at 7:23 PM PST: https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1177770671834746881

TBH, that shipping information seems to confirm what Phil was saying in his tweets.
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Weird he didn't bother to mention the bike was gone at 8:07pm his time with his "formal cancelation" tweet. Waited until his 9:03pm tweet to tell us.
 
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