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FunkyFresh87 said:
Does chris even care about the whole bluespike thing anymore?
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From my correspondence with him, yes he does.
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Space.Muffin said:
During the last Mumble call Clyde told Chris that he had murdered Bluespike as a late birthday gift for him. At least that's, I think, is the reason to why Chris thinks Bluespike is dead.
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Ah, got it. Interesting that he still takes anything he was told from the era as fact. Also interesting is that that means Chris believes a child was murdered on his behalf and is pretty much ok with it.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Ah, got it. Interesting that he still takes anything he was told from the era as fact. Also interesting is that that means Chris believes a child was murdered on his behalf and is pretty much ok with it.
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I mean, if someone blackmailed you into shoving cheap ceramic up your ass, you’d be pretty elated upon hearing of their demise. Child or not, Bluespike was pretty fucked in the head. At 13 most kids are playing sports, having sleepovers, working up the nerve to ask out the cute high school girls. Bluespike chose to spend his first year of manhood cybering with a 30 year old autistic manchild. The idea of culling him before he matures into a bonafide psychopath is pretty comforting.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I mean, if someone blackmailed you into shoving cheap ceramic up your ass, you’d be pretty elated upon hearing of their demise. Child or not, Bluespike was pretty fucked in the head. At 13 most kids are playing sports, having sleepovers, working up the nerve to ask out the cute high school girls. Bluespike chose to spend his first year of manhood cybering with a 30 year old autistic manchild. The idea of culling him before he matures into a bonafide psychopath is pretty comforting.
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Very true. But it’s funny, we wonder where Chris gets this hyper inflated ego from, it apparently comes from the fact that he still believes that people where being murdered on his behalf years ago. I have to wonder what other events of the classic era he’s cherry picked as “fact”.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I mean, if someone blackmailed you into shoving cheap ceramic up your ass, you’d be pretty elated upon hearing of their demise. Child or not, Bluespike was pretty fucked in the head. At 13 most kids are playing sports, having sleepovers, working up the nerve to ask out the cute high school girls. Bluespike chose to spend his first year of manhood cybering with a 30 year old autistic manchild. The idea of culling him before he matures into a bonafide psychopath is pretty comforting.
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Luckily he turned into a mature adult. Am I right @Bluespike
 
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What’s the deal with the nutritious bananas joke? I seem to be out of the loop on that.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I still fail to see how w e e n s think giving Chris free money or other free stuff is "trolling," much less an "epic win."

Maybe they take the "throws pennies" meme seriously?
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Its because of the whole concept of “give Chris something he hates”, kind of like running gay ads on the CWCipedia. It was mentioned during one of the calls (Father Call?) that he almost never eats fruit and vegetables so that was probably the logic behind it. Or I’m just grasping for straws.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Its because of the whole concept of “give Chris something he hates”, kind of like running gay ads on the CWCipedia. It was mentioned during one of the calls (Father Call?) that he almost never eats fruit and vegetables so that was probably the logic behind it. Or I’m just grasping for straws.
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I think the kicker was that the shipment came with an Amazon shipping note and Chris then tried to get the shipment returned for a refund, thinking he would get the money instead of the nutritious bananas (that were supposed to be for Barb and not him), The refund went back into the account of the guy who paid for them, of course. Erstwhile troll not left out of pocket, while Chris showed just how redneck he is by trying to get money instead of the food he'd claimed he needed.
 
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I came here to hear about Jacob pogosticking Chris.

Where's my pogo yo?
 
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