[29-Sept-2019] Retrospective Marathon Event fundraiser - A boomer watches his own videos from years ago in exchange for money

[Mike Hunt]

If planet cuck flies in with another $1000 then I'm going to seriously evaluate my life and my job.

If you wanna consider doing Twitch as a career, that’s up to you, but no need to re-evaluate your life. Phil’s retrospective is proof of that: he’s looking at videos when he actually had real friends and someone who truly loves him. Now he’s just cucked by a rebound wife who can’t be assed to support his streams and only online weirdos for social interaction while forced to play games that he doesn’t even enjoy.

 

[bearsintrees]

Lotta Leanna stans ITT.

Last I'll say, "I can't talk about all of my financial problems publicly, there's personal things that happened behind the scenes that I can not disclose." And personal expenses he can't talk about started coming up more and more often as Leanna left and Kat moved in.

 

[FalsePositive]

Lotta Leanna stans ITT.

Last I'll say, "I can't talk about all of my financial problems publicly, there's personal things that happened behind the scenes that I can not disclose." And personal expenses he can't talk about started coming up more and more often as Leanna left and Kat moved in.

"It doesn't really make sense that Phil would develop a legit NDA with what we know about their breakup."
"LOL LEANNA STANS"

 

[Pargon]

Lotta Leanna stans ITT.

Leanna wised up, got a real job, managed to support herself and got out from depending financially and possibly emotionally on a neglectful, self-interested, greedy, unwashed fuckwit with zero aims for a life not lived on cruise control. I'll stan the fuck out of anyone who manages all that, thanks.

 

[samovski]

Leanna wised up, got a real job, managed to support herself and got out from depending financially and possibly emotionally on a neglectful, self-interested, greedy, unwashed fuckwit with zero aims for a life not lived on cruise control. I'll stan the fuck out of anyone who manages all that, thanks.

I still think the panda was a major cunt in her prime, but she clearly grew up. Whether she's still a cunt, IDK, I genuinely don't care, but it's nice to see someone who was clearly being starved of attention do something about it. I also like the fact there wasn't any "betrayal" so to speak, for whatever reason she did love Dave. She did what imo you should do in that situation, she gtfo and stayed out. She didn't hop on here and tell all the dirty secrets, she just left.

She deserves some props for that.

 

[RobVC3]

So did planetcuck come and save the day? I only saw one post on twitter and saw he had 33 bucks in total.

That is about the extent of the marathon I cared to look at.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

So did planetcuck come and save the day? I only saw one post on twitter and saw he had 33 bucks in total.

That is about the extent of the marathon I cared to look at.

No Planet Jeff sighting, top tip was $30 (I think from Henk) and he ended the stream with at least $130 (was the last count I cared about before I tuned out)

I thought with DSP saying he felt "optimistic about his goal" that he had Planet Jeff lined up again....

 

[Shambler]

No Planet Jeff sighting, top tip was $30 (I think from Henk) and he ended the stream with at least $130 (was the last count I cared about before I tuned out)

I thought with DSP saying he felt "optimistic about his goal" that he had Planet Jeff lined up again....

its a bit conspiratorial but what if he wanted to fail? the last time he had a big goal planetcuck came in to "save the day" and he sets the same amount and planetcuck is nowhere to be seen.
pretty fucking unlikely but it is weird that he'd set another goal that high if he knew his biggest whale isn't going to show up

 

[WarehouseKiwi]

I can't believe this geriatric-looking fuck still actually wears that t-shirt with the word "HATE" at the top.

How does he not realize how utterly stupid this looks?

I wonder if he'll keep rocking the graphic tee's at 40.

 

[gaarashatan]

He got baited into watching a video with Rambo and PandaLee in it. Immediately stopped the video when PandaLee came into view.

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heavy feels on that pandalee


good god i feel dumber watching that 2nd video

If you don't think Leanna would take Phil's money in perpetuity at no expense to her in exchange for her silence, and that Phil would pay for said silence as long as he doesn't keep making money off of her, shrug.

omg, could this be why hes constantly overdrawn when he makes 10k+ a month? phil has to pay off leanna to keep silence so he can keep drawing in money? and lies to kat about how much he really makes? idk, i feel like even if leanna came out and told all his fans the truth not much would change. but still

idk tinfoil hat but almost doesnt seem entirely unreal either...

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

its a bit conspiratorial but what if he wanted to fail? the last time he had a big goal planetcuck came in to "save the day" and he sets the same amount and planetcuck is nowhere to be seen.
pretty fucking unlikely but it is weird that he'd set another goal that high if he knew his biggest whale isn't going to show up

Even whales have their limits my man, dsp has been attempting to grind every last penny out of his fans these last few months and even they can tell. Jeff gave him a grand like a month ago and apparently was on vacation...even he clearly isn’t 100% into the grift.

I also don’t think his fans like this retrospective shit....I literally can’t believe they do....this shit feels like a targeted attack against anyone with a pulse...he only keeps doing them because a whale keeps making him hit the sub goal...not because anyone wants to see this garbage

 

[Pepper Jack]

Even whales have their limits my man, dsp has been attempting to grind every last penny out of his fans these last few months and even they can tell. Jeff gave him a grand like a month ago and apparently was on vacation...even he clearly isn’t 100% into the grift.

I also don’t think his fans like this retrospective shit....I literally can’t believe they do....this shit feels like a targeted attack against anyone with a pulse...he only keeps doing them because a whale keeps making him hit the sub goal...not because anyone wants to see this garbage

Don't forget he has ANOTHER fundraiser this week. We have the daytime Minecraft stream coming up which Dark is thinking a new group of people are going to throw money at him to name something in his shitty world.

While he won't call it a fundraiser, we all know what it is. The only reason Dark still plays Minecraft is because of the money it brings in.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Last I'll say, "I can't talk about all of my financial problems publicly, there's personal things that happened behind the scenes that I can not disclose." And personal expenses he can't talk about started coming up more and more often as Leanna left and Kat moved in.

Phil has always said some variation of that though, including the Leanna years. I'd say he uses it more than he talks about taxes, but less than he leans on "muh bills" which is probably his go to when discussing financial stuff. If anything, I think his vague financial laments have improved since Kat entered his life. During the Leanna days, he'd lean much more on the overdramatic "I'm about to lose my house" or imply he can't pay for heat so he'd post those sad (or maybe completely normal, you can never tell with Phil) instagram posts with him wearing long sleeves to show how truly difficult his life is and why we should all dig deeper to help him. He phased that out for complaining about being overdrawn.

On the rare chance that Leanna did decide to join the detractor community and spill the dirt on Phil, I think it'd actually help him more than hurt. His paypigs would come out to the usual thing we've seen where they donate to spite the detractors while Phil does a debunk stream. Then he'll get a surge of troll donations mentioning Leanna (more so than usual) which will make the paypigs counter with "Leanna is such a bitch" or mocking whatever Leanna says, similar to what we saw during the escort saga with his paypigs trying to make brownie jokes or whatever.

I do think detractors can sway some of the on the fence fans of Phil, but those are the ones who barely support him in the first place. The only one who ever drives away the true loyal paypigs is Phil himself. Doesn't matter how much evidence you throw at them or what argument you use.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

I still think the panda was a major cunt in her prime, but she clearly grew up. Whether she's still a cunt, IDK, I genuinely don't care, but it's nice to see someone who was clearly being starved of attention do something about it. I also like the fact there wasn't any "betrayal" so to speak, for whatever reason she did love Dave. She did what imo you should do in that situation, she gtfo and stayed out. She didn't hop on here and tell all the dirty secrets, she just left.

She deserves some props for that.

Didn't Phil at one point say something along the lines of, "What was done to me in my previous relationship was the worst betrayal you can do to a person."
Translated: In order for shithead to finally get the hint and to gain closure for herself, Leanna cheated on him.

I hope she took pics of it and left them on top of his crusty couch just before leaving that house while he still slept.

 

[samovski]

Didn't Phil at one point say something along the lines of, "What was done to me in my previous relationship was the worst betrayal you can do to a person."
Translated: In order for shithead to finally get the hint and to gain closure for herself, Leanna cheated on him.

I hope she took pics of it and left them on top of his crusty couch just before leaving that house while he still slept.

In fairness this is Phil we're talking about, the worst betrayal to him could be she took his last bottle of gin forcing to go shopping. He also said that the worst thing you could do to a person was lying, not rape or murder or abuse, lying.

Of course he's going to imply some kind of heartbreak or betrayal, can't just say "we had a good run but we decided to call it". Has to get those pity bux.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

In fairness this is Phil we're talking about, the worst betrayal to him could be she took his last bottle of gin forcing to go shopping. He also said that the worst thing you could do to a person was lying, not rape or murder or abuse, lying.

Of course he's going to imply some kind of heartbreak or betrayal, can't just say "we had a good run but we decided to call it". Has to get those pity bux.

I'd wager the betrayal is just, in Phil's mind, her leaving him after he spent years being a good partner. I'm sure, like always, money entered into his mind as well, with him viewing all that money he put towards getting the wife achievement as wasted. Phil is just also overly dramatic, didn't he imply that Rambo betrayed him too back in the day or stabbed him in the back or whatever when he asked to actually be compensated?

 

[ZehnBoat]

In fairness this is Phil we're talking about, the worst betrayal to him could be she took his last bottle of gin forcing to go shopping. He also said that the worst thing you could do to a person was lying, not rape or murder or abuse, lying.

it would oddly admirable if he didn't lie all the damn time himself

 

[Sparkletor]

After two years of nothing about Leanna, a Kiwi posts her Yelp. Then her YouTube gets deleted. Coincidence?

Leanna has moved on from Phil. She hasn't stopped keeping track though. The YouTube wouldn't have been deleted out of nowhere.

I personally believe Phil still stalks Leanna. He flys Kat out and takes her to the mall. Leanna works at the mall. Phil proposes to Kat in the mall. This mall isn't gigantic. There are other malls in Seattle. Phil specifically goes to where Leanna works. Coincidence or conspiracy?

 

[PieceofShet]

After two years of nothing about Leanna, a Kiwi posts her Yelp. Then her YouTube gets deleted. Coincidence?

Leanna has moved on from Phil. She hasn't stopped keeping track though. The YouTube wouldn't have been deleted out of nowhere.

I personally believe Phil still stalks Leanna. He flys Kat out and takes her to the mall. Leanna works at the mall. Phil proposes to Kat in the mall. This mall isn't gigantic. There are other malls in Seattle. Phil specifically goes to where Leanna works. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Is that the closest one? Cause than its number three. Laziness.

 

[Shambler]

theres no reason for phil to be that worried about talking about leeana if he still doesn't have contact with her. do you keep quiet about someone you know can't hear you? phil is so willing to talk so brazenly about people who CAN hear him its confusing that he'd decide to remain silent on someone who has removed them self completely from the internet