Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.
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Fearless #3 is out, if anyone is at a machine that can unpack a .cbz & feels like ripping the Chelsea pages for a mini-readalong on Hellcat.

 
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This book contains two 12 page stories and a 3 page short. The 3 page short is interesting because it's actually about something.

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You have two characters with conflicting perspectives that represent their experience and personality. Neither character is wrong and they can learn from each other moving forward. This author did in three pages what Zoe couldn't do in six issues.
 
This book contains two 12 page stories and a 3 page short. The 3 page short is interesting because it's actually about something.

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You have two characters with conflicting perspectives that represent their experience and personality. Neither character is wrong and they can learn from each other moving forward. This author did in three pages what Zoe couldn't do in six issues.

Wow, that one was actually kind of fun!
 
Because everyone has forgotten that he's an actual dwarf, fuckin' Hugh Jackman.

Not a dwarf, but a manlet. One of the guys from Epic Rap Battles of History played them much better than Jackman because he had the compact-like body Wolverine is supposed to have.

Now, I'm gonna read this mess of a comic, wish me luck and pray for me.
 
This book contains two 12 page stories and a 3 page short. The 3 page short is interesting because it's actually about something.

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You have two characters with conflicting perspectives that represent their experience and personality. Neither character is wrong and they can learn from each other moving forward. This author did in three pages what Zoe couldn't do in six issues.
A Finstragram... obligatory joke about Jubilee cam whoring.

But seriously, having read just the beginning of Quinn's story because it is fucking painful to wade through, and having read all of the Jubilee and Wolverine story, it's an interesting comparison because they both have a lot of similar elements but Quinn's is so much more painful. They both have a fairly simple plot, both involve social media use, both have one of the spunky youths as a main character and a grumpy more serious older(?) character who's not having the younger character's shenanigans. But the Hellcat story is so much more painful.

All the how-do-you-do-fellow-kids shit is kept to a minimum in the second story. Instagram is central to the plot and there's dabbing, but Jubilee actually talks like a normal person, not some horrendous social media facsimile of quirkiness like Hellcat does. This is made even worse because Hellcat is a grown ass woman while Jubilee is a teenager. At least I think Hellcat is a grown ass woman since she seems to have her own place and do book signings and shit. Logan is way older than Jubilee and Jessica seems like she's way older than the womanchild she's talking to, although I'm not sure if she actually is. And the Hellcat story is so much more packed with "topical" bullshit. Fake news, creepy reply guys, and of course we have to see every tweet Hellcat sends despite most of them being unnecessary. Also Jessica apparently let herself in and stood there watching Hellcat sleep? But Hellcat was awake and tweeting when the story began? How did Hellcat not notice her? What a fucking mess.

And that's just the first three pages of Quinn's story compared to the other three page story. I haven't even got to the shapeshifting actual cat part yet, although I did notice that said cat is kawaii anime blushing in one big panel because of course.

Basically it all comes down to Quinn only being able to write memes and cliches and not actual human beings.
 
"writing for Marvel" is a bit of a stretch considering she's writing one story for a Z lister no one gives a fuck about in an anthology book that no one will buy.

Most if not all her current comics "work" is one shots.
She probably can't make money anymore. Shame someone had to die to bring her back into something people talked about.
 
Is texting in comics a thing now? Christ, I'm glad I never got into capeshit.
Seeing smart phones and texting in tv shows, films, etc is one of my biggest media pet peeves. It pisses me off I'm watching something and a bunch of text messages appear on screen floating over everything. Breaks the suspension of disbelief or something. Whatever the reason is, I hate it.
 
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The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.

View attachment 951006Then she gets caught, and turns into a supa-kawaii cat girl.

Because of course she does.

Chelsea is incapable of creating an original thought.

It's funny cause this is the exact sort of flimsy, punny shit someone who has no experience or interest in comics would come up with. "What if Batman had a bat problem!"
 
Seeing smart phones and texting in tv shows, films, etc is one of my biggest pet peeves. It pisses me off I'm watching a show and a bunch of text machines appear on screen floating over everything. Breaks the suspension of disbelief or something. Whatever the reason is, I hate it.
The only proper way to show texting in a movie is by doing a close up of the phone in someone's hand, IMHO.
 
Being the 'straw that broke the camels back' in someone's suicide get's you a z-list job with Marvel?. . . Were's the representation for my girl Caris Ayala? www.fbi.gov/wanted/murders/caris-e.-ayala She didn't let the disgusting *male* child even make it a year, at least give her a janitorial job for a green card if Zoe's literary abortion is good enough for a green light and have some consistency
 
Ok, I tried. T his shit is awful. I will give it another try tomorrow, maybe. Or rather not. If this thing was written by Zoe, maybe it's like the video from The Ring and we all are going to die in seven days.

Seeing smart phones and texting in tv shows, films, etc is one of my biggest media pet peeves. It pisses me off I'm watching something and a bunch of text messages appear on screen floating over everything. Breaks the suspension of disbelief or something. Whatever the reason is, I hate it.

I think we can blame it on 50 Shades, mostly because the author is a terrible writer who couldn't find other way for the characters to communicate. The movie kinda portrays it well, and I guess it's because it looks better in visual media rather than being just written on paper.


Now, if you ask me, the one show that actually portrayed social media well was "Selfie". The plot was that the protagonist was obsessed with social media because she was a lonley nerd in highschool and wanted to change after a very embarrassing moment went viral.
 
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