Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Shiversblood]

Don Vito on the show Viva la Bam was fat and obese his whole entire life, until a few years before he died. He lost a lot of weight but it was because he was dying and not because he was losing weight in a healthy manner.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Don Vito on the show Viva la Bam was fat and obese his whole entire life, until a few years before he died. He lost a lot of weight but it was because he was dying and not because he was losing weight in a healthy manner.

He was also a sex offender. Barb isn't a sex offender. Chris is more likely to be an overweight sex offender. Ergo, Barb will burry Chris, cash in his death policy, and remarry a young Guido named Fabiano Josepi Devinavici. Barb will then outlive the expansion of the Universe.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I've said this for years but, the day Barb dies is gonna be one of the most interesting chapters of this big story, because legitimately no one knows what will happen. Sure we will see the usual mourning and grieving Chris, and we will possibly even be respectful and cool down for a week out of respect but, what Im more interested in is the aftermath. What changes, what stays the same, what if anything will Chris do to better himself, if not use his mothers death for more pity money, hell for all we know that pity money probably wont allow him to live where he is now (from what I've gathered he can barely afford it to begin with. What mental repercussions if any will there be? It's all such a mystery and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the least bit morbidly curious.

 

[Rupin]

I've said this for years but, the day Barb dies is gonna be one of the most interesting chapters of this big story, because legitimately no one knows what will happen. Sure we will see the usual mourning and grieving Chris, and we will possibly even be respectful and cool down for a week out of respect but, what Im more interested in is the aftermath. What changes, what stays the same, what if anything will Chris do to better himself, if not use his mothers death for more pity money, hell for all we know that pity money probably wont allow him to live where he is now (from what I've gathered he can barely afford it to begin with. What mental repercussions if any will there be? It's all such a mystery and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the least bit morbidly curious.

My theory is that one of his fans will take him in and we will be seeing a lot less content from him because that person will be advising and monitoring what he does. Only a select few people will have access to him.

 

[Tikbalang]

I've said this for years but, the day Barb dies is gonna be one of the most interesting chapters of this big story, because legitimately no one knows what will happen. Sure we will see the usual mourning and grieving Chris, and we will possibly even be respectful and cool down for a week out of respect but, what Im more interested in is the aftermath. What changes, what stays the same, what if anything will Chris do to better himself, if not use his mothers death for more pity money, hell for all we know that pity money probably wont allow him to live where he is now (from what I've gathered he can barely afford it to begin with. What mental repercussions if any will there be? It's all such a mystery and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the least bit morbidly curious.

My post-barb expectations

• During his time in court, he'll be poor behaved because of boredom
• He's going to sell barb's stuff but the house hoarding changes little.
• He'll be upset at Cole for not joining the grief. Cole's probably celebrating.

My theory is that one of his fans will take him in and we will be seeing a lot less content from him because that person will be advising and monitoring what he does. Only a select few people will have access to him.

The question is: How long would he stay?

 

[Rupin]

My post-barb expectations

• During his time in court, he'll be poor behaved because of boredom
• He's going to sell barb's stuff but the house hoarding changes little.
• He'll be upset at Cole for not joining the grief. Cole's probably celebrating.

The question is: How long would he stay?

Not long at all. I can’t picture anyone who isn’t Barb or Bob putting up with his antics in the long term.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

My theory is that one of his fans will take him in and we will be seeing a lot less content from him because that person will be advising and monitoring what he does. Only a select few people will have access to him.

I can not see that happening honestly. And not in the fact that someone wouldn't be generous enough more the fact that Chris wouldn't be able to handle not doing what he wants how he wants whenever he wants to. He wants that freedom that Barb was too old to restrict from him. No one is going to allow Chris to stay in their place and let him act how he's been acting and he will eventually try and turn people on that person because of that. It's a simple case of Chris getting help but not the help HE wants.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I can't see anyone taking him him, at least for very long. It's one thing for autists to throw money at him and pat themselves on the back for 'doing a good deed.' it's quite another to actually have him in your home, shitting up the joint (literally) and attracting even more w.e.e.n.s your way, painting a giant target on your own back. At most, I'd give the hypothetical good Samaritan a week living with Chris before they boot him out.

 

[Spergichu]

At most, I'd give the hypothetical good Samaritan a week living with Chris before they boot him out.

I give him eleven minutes.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Barb is a lich. She's never going to die.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I give him eleven minutes.

i am genuinely interested as to what chores he does round the house compared to barb. I mean, his mum is on death's door but I can still picture her doing the month's laundry and moving a few plates to the side whilst Chris deposits this weeks semen collection into the tupperware pot (now taken up the whole freezer and the bottom shelf of the fridge).

 

[Jason Wynn]

i am genuinely interested as to what chores he does round the house compared to barb.

He pulls weeds! In the hot sun! He even mowed the lawn! And that lawn must be the size of a football field! Much too long to carry Patti's two ton doghouse across.

Seriously though, I'm pretty sure the only 'chores' he does is run to Sheetz to stock up on junk food for him and Blorb. Maybe changes the piss and shit soiled newspapers when the smell becomes too insufferable.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I've posted my theory somewhere, but I do think a "fan" will take Chris in but Chris will overstay his welcome very quickly which will either result in him getting evicted or the person bailing on the place(if rented) because it would be easier to just leave themselves instead of trying to get Chris out. I do think that once Chris is within the home of someone else he'll shut down, dig his heels in and go into hedgehog defense mode when he's told to get the fuck out.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Not long at all. I can’t picture anyone who isn’t Barb or Bob putting up with his antics in the long term.

Inviting Chris into your home is also inviting in his numerous boxes of plastic rubbish. Chris is burdensome as is,but just imagine the horror of your kitchen being slowly overrun with tiny Blair Witch-esque Lego effigies.

 

[Rupin]

Inviting Chris into your home is also inviting in his numerous boxes of plastic rubbish. Chris is burdensome as is,but just imagine the horror of your kitchen being slowly overrun with tiny Blair Witch-esque Lego effigies.

Well the person who would let Chris into their home can’t be all that sane themselves.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I've said this for years but, the day Barb dies is gonna be one of the most interesting chapters of this big story, because legitimately no one knows what will happen. Sure we will see the usual mourning and grieving Chris, and we will possibly even be respectful and cool down for a week out of respect but, what Im more interested in is the aftermath. What changes, what stays the same, what if anything will Chris do to better himself, if not use his mothers death for more pity money, hell for all we know that pity money probably wont allow him to live where he is now (from what I've gathered he can barely afford it to begin with. What mental repercussions if any will there be? It's all such a mystery and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the least bit morbidly curious.

So here are the possibilities for what’s gonna happen after Barb slips her mortal coil and enter into the great horde.

1) Chris gets fucked by some weirdo on the Internet.
2) Sockness returns and possibly kills or loss loads into Chris’s neghole.
3) Nothing happens.
4) People actually give Chris the time for him to mourn over Barb’s death while Twitterfags celebrate over Barb’s death.

 

[AnOminous]

I've said this for years but, the day Barb dies is gonna be one of the most interesting chapters of this big story, because legitimately no one knows what will happen.

It will probably be really boring. Unless there's some Julaying of the funeral or dumb shit like that, Chris will just sink into silence for probably months much as he did when Bob died. If he's ever going to kill himself that would be the time. Nothing interesting will happen until he's forced to leave the hoard and then what will happen will just be fucking depressing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It will probably be really boring. Unless there's some Julaying of the funeral or dumb shit like that, Chris will just sink into silence for probably months much as he did when Bob died. If he's ever going to kill himself that would be the time. Nothing interesting will happen until he's forced to leave the hoard and then what will happen will just be fucking depressing.

When Bob died, Chris had the option to hide. Now, I just don't think that's possible with the level of ego inflation and weenery.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Everyone is talking about whether Cole or a white knight will take in Chris when Barb dies, while no one is thinking about his other half-brother, David Alan Chandler. Despite their estrangement, he feels like a Bob-lite personality wise and was able to maintain some contact with the Chandlers, though I don't know if they are still in contact after Bob's death.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I really think there's a good chance he would become Sockness's rentboy if Barb dies soon. And, honestly, I don't think that would be the worse thing in the world for him. Up to now he's been coddled his whole life, he needs to learn that his actions have consequences and he can't get something for nothing.