Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Rabbit Bones]

rotfl Sammie gave up a pay pig. Kim has Dalton buying her groceries and diapers and shit. Sam was bragging about Antonio getting her fast food once. Girl, you done messed up.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

You also probably aren't 300 pounds.

I don't think most humans are

 

[Android raptor]

Does Dalton have a job? I thought he was homeless? Or does he have food stamps?

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

If someone as boring as amberlynn gets her own sub forum for being fat we should get our own sub forum for all these bizarre red necks. I swear I would follow any thread made about pretty much anyone we've discovered through sammy. They're all so fascinating in a sad/ew/lol kind of way.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If someone as boring as amberlynn gets her own sub forum for being fat we should get our own sub forum for all these bizarre red necks. I swear I would follow any thread made about pretty much anyone we've discovered through sammy. They're all so fascinating in a sad/ew/lol kind of way.

It kind of makes me sad Sammie doesn't get as much attention as I think she deserves. She's a complete trainwreck, and she's pretty consistent about putting out content. She even has her own little redneck hell-verse of supporting characters. She's also apparently the one person on the internet who has never bothered to google herself so she's stayed wonderfully un-self aware.

Does Dalton have a job? I thought he was homeless? Or does he have food stamps?

He probably gets food stamps or some kind of support that probably paid out since it's the 1st/Monday.

I guess Dalton learned how to do nails when he was trooning out a few months ago? Kim looks so much like Sammie, it kills me. She can't keep her fucking tongue in her mouth just like our Queen S

So I saw this chain of comments and I decided to dig a little.

"JJ" is James Victor Jennings, the father of Kims son. He's... uh. A real looker. He's also been with Kim pretty consistently since about 2017 (Though she took time off during all of that to fuck around with Steven Lemons)

He's also not a good guy, judging by all the shit he's in jail for at the moment. If Kim is just using Dalton for money/dick, Dalton is going to probably want to avoid this dude when he gets out. I'll bet anything he would wreck Dalton in a fight.

 

[Trombonista]

Kimberly is Diet Sammie.

 

[TardHunter]

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"JJ" is James Victor Jennings, the father of Kims son. He's... uh. A real looker. He's also been with Kim pretty consistently since about 2017 (Though she took time off during all of that to fuck around with Steven Lemons)
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He's also not a good guy, judging by all the shit he's in jail for at the moment. If Kim is just using Dalton for money/dick, Dalton is going to probably want to avoid this dude when he gets out. I'll bet anything he would wreck Dalton in a fight.
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.....How in the fuck is he only 25? Jesus christ, he has no front teeth. He looks better in his mugshot. I was guessing hard 30s but damn. He looks rough as hell for not even being close to 30.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

.....How in the fuck is he only 25? Jesus christ, he has no front teeth. He looks better in his mugshot. I was guessing hard 30s but damn. He looks rough as hell for not even being close to 30.

I'm going to guess meth had something to do with it.

 

[Picklechu]

I don't think most humans are

Africa single-handedly alters the human race's statistics in a good way for once!

If someone as boring as amberlynn gets her own sub forum for being fat we should get our own sub forum for all these bizarre red necks. I swear I would follow any thread made about pretty much anyone we've discovered through sammy. They're all so fascinating in a sad/ew/lol kind of way.

It could be called the Trailer Park.

 

[drtoboggan]

Is it just me or does Dalton Cockclosure always have a "penis goes where" face?

 

[Burn Book]

It kind of makes me sad Sammie doesn't get as much attention as I think she deserves. She's a complete trainwreck, and she's pretty consistent about putting out content. She even has her own little redneck hell-verse of supporting characters. She's also apparently the one person on the internet who has never bothered to google herself so she's stayed wonderfully un-self aware.

I feel like Sammie goes unnoticed by a lot of users here, which is a pity, but tbh the tagline of her thread doesn't really sell the sheer insanity of the content she provides - it just says she's fat and a redneck, and the "perpetually pregnant" part omits the part where her pregnancies are all fake - so I feel she's a bit hard to discover.
(this is not a diss towards the OP - I'd be VERY hard to put all the Sammie insanity in a short tagline, I'm aware of that)

That being said, I don't think she generates enough content for her own subforum.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Nah, she's got a dog embryo floating around somewhere in her mutant womb.

White guurlls fuck dooogs

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sammie is seriously so fucking butthurt over losing two guys in a matter of days. She's been posting a thing or two a day, but not her usual endless flow of shit. I don't understand being the kind of bitch who needs a man, but Sammie is one of them... I have no idea why she doesn't just make a fake one up like she usually does when her NOTW kicks her to the curb. She should make up another boyfriend in jail with 24/7 access to Facebook, that was hilarious.

 

[fenny]

Sammie's social circle is like that giant garbage island in the Pacific and I love it. Kimberly's dirty ass kid, his Sammie quality name, fuck.

 

[Picklechu]

That dog looks so uncomfortable.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

That dog is so over her bullshit.

Is she on a bunk bed, but the top bunk is missing a mattress? WTH is up with that.

 

[Migraineur]

Sammie is my favorite trainwreck. I'm still catching up on her thread, but damn this girl is an exceptional person. The mattress-less bunk bed is just perfection.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

It kind of makes me sad Sammie doesn't get as much attention as I think she deserves. She's a complete trainwreck, and she's pretty consistent about putting out content. She even has her own little redneck hell-verse of supporting characters. She's also apparently the one person on the internet who has never bothered to google herself so she's stayed wonderfully un-self aware.

wait she doesn't know about her thread here?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

wait she doesn't know about her thread here?

It would be easier to list things that she does know.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

wait she doesn't know about her thread here?

Nope. I'd be interested in knowing howd she react. Would she be mad a bunch of people are calling her a moron 24/7 or would she feel famous and try to pander to an audience?

I think an unknowing sammie is best though. All of her behavior is organically grown out of her big empty head atm.