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I have a link to reddit in one of my browsers. Even now I regard it with the detached contempt normally reserved for toxic waste and war crimes. Sometimes my mouse will hover above it while a voice in the back of my head screams, 'NO, you're having a good day'

Without fail, 45 seconds of Reddit will have me psychically facepalming and fantasizing about a massive purge. Something involving fire.
 
I can understand not wanting to do that, tattoo removal is incredibly painful and expensive to do.
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It sounds like he is trying and isn't some evil bigot.
 
They've taken refuge in /r/DarwinsDisgraced apparently. Tick tock... (https://archive.li/Ei5qP)

EDIT: And the Ice Poseidon guys seem to be over at /r/Contont. At least, for the moment. (https://archive.li/FoVPR)
annnnnnnnnnnd banned.

No wrong think for you bigot.

People seemed to dismiss me when I told them that banning of r/niggers was just the start. They though that if you "followed the rules" you would be safe. Jokes on them you can't joke now unless it with out edge or woke. I have seem them ban over and over and over for nothing. I've seen them quarantine (aka soft ban) tons of subs. It used to take a picture of rifle saying "i'm ready" (for the travon martin riots). Now it takes a fucking edgy joke.

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I am just laughing at the shit show, since now the lesbians are fighting the troons in the oppression Olympics they set up for each other. There are no good subs left other than super niche and subs for laughing at them.
 
annnnnnnnnnnd banned.

No wrong think for you bigot.
Wow, that was quick!

They also banned /r/geekcels, /r/chadfishreborn, /r/RoastieLand and /r/braincelsreborn. Incels BTFO'd, where are they gonna bitch about their Stacies now? (:_(

They also banned more Ice Poseidon subreddits; a hilarious sequence of them:
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And, topically, /r/jokermoviefanpage was banned. Bottom text!

EDIT: Surprisingly, looks like /r/TheRedPill is safe for now, though. They rescinded their pink slip:
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That's hilarious.

They're toads, they're fine.
this is some of the most unhinged pearl clutching I've ever seen on reddit. +8k upvotes:
YTA.
Yes, those toads probably were very alarmed at being stacked in such a way. In a toad's brain, being picked up is always bad. There is no happy reason a toad would be picked up to a toad, in virtually 100% of cases it means death to that toad. They were probably disturbed to some extent.
THE REAL REASON YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE is that frogs and toads have incredibly sensitive skin- they absorb chemicals readily, of all varieties, through skin contact. Something as simple as dish soap on your hand is essentially a death sentence to that amphibian.
More relevant to you, frogs and toads can often be salmonella vectors, amongst other illnesses, and handling them without washing your hands thoroughly afterwards can make you very sick. In the case of some toads, you can become very very sick indeed. Many toads produce a poison from glands behind their ears that is readily absorbed through open cuts or abrasions, and can cause hallucinations, extreme nausea, a sense of sever impending doom (I am not joking) and in some cases, death, if a high dose is combined with other conditions.
YTA because wildlife is not your plaything, and things that seem innocuous to you are not innocuous to them.
If a creature the size of the statue of liberty bent down, picked you up, stacked you on a another man, and then did it again, you would be fairly certain you are about to die.
The golden rule applies to animals too: do unto others as you'd have them do unto you. Treat animals how you'd like animals your size to treat you, which usually means just leaving them alone.
what kind of deprived childhood didn't get to play in woods and catch toads.
 
Sounds like an animal rights tumblrina.

But I thought the really poisonous ones lived in the tropics?
actually most toads are poisonous iirc but very few pose any real danger to handle briefly. so don't put them in your mouth and you're fine. Florida has problems with some invasive species that are big enough to poison dogs, but even those aren't like dart frogs where you die if you touch them

this is like getting hysterical that reptiles might carry salmonella. just don't lick it and wash your hands.
 
this is some of the most unhinged pearl clutching I've ever seen on reddit. +8k upvotes:

what kind of deprived childhood didn't get to play in woods and catch toads.
If I see a toad in the middle of the street I'll take it into the grass so it doesn't get squished by a car. Little did I know I was literally toad-Hitler and will die in agony.
 
Reddit commies just can't figure out why countries that actually experienced living under Communism are anti-communist.
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These people have obviously also never heard of the term 'Communist/soviet nostalgia' which refers to a very rose tinted view of a brutal totalitarian regime. Its literally 'Yeah but the trains ran on time' basically.
 
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