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To make up for not doing the monthly roundup yet (hopefully tomorrow night), here's some what-the-fuck action for you all. If you stopped by stream yesterday, you may have noticed a chatter by the name of survivesweettreat. They were the top cheerer (1k bits), but they did a total of about 6700 bits, generally 100 bits at a time asking...questions. But if you go to Phil's Twitch now, you might notice that the top spot on the leaderboard is mysteriously...empty. "Maybe survivesweettreat got banned for something," you might say. Nope, but survivesweettreat's Twitch account is gone. Not a name change (I checked). Just gone, like a fart in the wind, after cheering $115 worth of bits (and maybe tipping a few times too).

Phil's 'tism sphere is truly unique for the absolute weird shit that goes on in it.
Think it’s a paypig in hiding or some secret things extra gay ops?
 
To me this seems like gay ops. There's no reason to nuke some random account.
But with Phil's fans being who they are, who knows.
what would a gay op like this even accomplish in the long run hell even in short terms, they denied phil a hundred bucks for today if they do a charge back, in which phil cries the victim and the true fans rally and shill there wallets for the gout kind lord of the flies
 
Did you see the interview? The bunny is in the office, tossed in to the corner.

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sry for the moob
Good damn his bitch tits are creepin into that 50 year women range--where they're like yolk on a nail, but rest on the fat stomach. DSP needs to start borrowing Khat's bras or risk another back injury lugging those things around.
 
what would a gay op like this even accomplish in the long run hell even in short terms, they denied phil a hundred bucks for today if they do a charge back, in which phil cries the victim and the true fans rally and shill there wallets for the gout kind lord of the flies

I'm saying nuking your account makes no sense.

I went through the chat log and this sticks out to me.

[2019-09-09 20:01:17 UTC] survivesweettreat: What is your least favorite word? Cheer100
[2019-09-09 20:01:58 UTC] survivesweettreat: if he doesn't answer this, he's riding IP's.

So it has to be someone that often throws money at him. But is too stupid to realise Phil can't see IP addresses.
I noticed he seems to be into music, mentioning Kiss, Misfits and ACDC. Heaving_earth comes to mind but the way he writes is very different.


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Last time heaving_earth was in chat was on 2019-09-04 02:10:54.
While on his Phrenelith account he was away during the time that chat post was made.
[2019-09-09 19:53:51 UTC] phrenelith: LUL LUL
[2019-09-09 20:19:12 UTC] phrenelith: dspHuh dspHuh dspHuh

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It's not him, I checked log and compared times of each posting.
It's not heaving_earth.
 
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So in these older videos I keep seeing DSP wear a Hate Eternal shirt (late 90's death metal band FYI) and the shirt is of their album called King of All Kings, this initially made me think he used to be somewhat of a metalhead, but more and more I'm starting to think he literally only wore that shirt because of his King of Hate nickname.


Considering how pathetic his taste in music is, this theory has more and more credibility. It can't surely be a coincidence that the only metal shirt he ever wore was HATE Eteneral, KING of All KINGS!?

Mr. Gimmick Man is the fucking worst haha. His dumb old angry shtick was so terrible, but this is even worse if true.
Of course that's the only reason he bought that shirt, this is a man whose online identity is DarksydePhil: Darksyde, a livejournal misspelling of Darkside, a Crazy Town song from this album:

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This is how Phil truly envisions himself, in between the moments when he's reminded, by OBS or a reflection, of how other people see him. I see the pain of those moments in this haunting fan portrait:

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Would the dude in question eating a twitch ban cause him to disappear from the leaderboard? That's the only other possibility I could think of. Otherwise, I'd guess it was a troll of some kind who wanted to refund the purchases. I have no doubts his paypigs use burner accounts to donate to try and avoid leaving a paper trail, but I can't imagine why they'd go through the effort of outright deleting one instead of just jumping to a new one, unless they were Phil levels of paranoid about being tracked.
 
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PoilceOfficerJones says, "Sir you can't panhandle here and you are publicly intoxicated". Umm, no! There is no gate! AM I BEING DETAINED? Okay folks the best way to help right now is to post my bail.
HOW CAN I BE PANHANDLING WHEN IM USING A HAT?
DEBUNKED!

What does DSP stand for?
not much because standing makes him winded
 
they denied phil a hundred bucks for today if they do a charge back

To the best of my knowledge, you can't do any kind of charge back on bits, which is what this person used.

Would the dude in question eating a twitch ban cause him to disappear from the leaderboard?

Yes. Also, being banned from Phil's chat would cause the same thing, though that's not what happened here.
 
To the best of my knowledge, you can't do any kind of charge back on bits, which is what this person used.



Yes. Also, being banned from Phil's chat would cause the same thing, though that's not what happened here.

I should have made it clear in my post about potential fraud. If he did charge back the bits against twitch, twitch takes the loss and Dave keeps the bits. Having twitch nuke his account is the most likely outcome given he understood detractor code, at least in my interactions with him. So nothing bad happens to Dave

BUT

If enough people defrauded twitch over credit cards and bits, the twitch equivalent of Sauron's eye would be cast on his streams for a LONG time. Especially if it was large numbers with a consistency in cheering, defrauding and starting over.
 
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what would a gay op like this even accomplish in the long run hell even in short terms, they denied phil a hundred bucks for today if they do a charge back, in which phil cries the victim and the true fans rally and shill there wallets for the gout kind lord of the flies
Sounds like a signature galaxy brained Code Castiel op
 
GREAT session of extended Minecraft the other day with a LOT of progress. In the opening minutes, Phil receives $25 from a fan, which is acknowledged with a deadpan tone of voice, and immediately followed with an upbeat reminder that there is still plenty of time for others to trump that with a larger tip. Talk about gratitude. As it turns out, Phil receives only $16 more in the ensuing five hours. He received the most money from the pre-stream ($46), which felt delayed and dragged on for an eternity. Clearly Phil had great expectations for this extended bizarro session of Minecraft - which, if you can believe it - was streamed during the daytime! The hype for this rare event was generated all week long, promoted several times daily. As mid-break was approaching, Phil (realizing the tips had dried up) took a vote from the chat to see if he should switch to the Genesis Mini. He was scrutinizing for a significant number of "yes" votes, but was essentially forced to continue playing Minecraft. He made out with $87 in tips, but a lot in cheers (Mr.Papaveraceae alone cheered 41 times). Ultimately the special event was a boring flop.

The first action was to collect buckets of lava for the continued construction of the recent boring pointless Mr.Papaveraceae building project. Instead of simply collecting lava from inside the nearby gorge, Phil achieved this the backasswards way of mining straight down into the ground from inside a cave system. One minute following his usual bragging about Minecraft being one of his longest running playthroughs, he asks chat if bedrock can be broken, and how to gather lava using a bucket. Following a viewer's advice to be cautious around the lava, Phil proceeds to accidentally throw his diamond enchanted sword into it, destroying it. Ear rape and unfunny clownmode was the reaction, followed by Phil blaming the game, and then a bunch of money rolled in to satiate his woes.

The next action was to continue work on the recent boring pointless Mr.Papaveraceae building project. Sad to say Mr.Papa was letting the team down this week, as he took sometimes upwards to two minutes to respond with clarifications and instructions. Once again, Phil was too busy to check out the dedicated Minecraft forum created from scratch by Mr.Papa full of illustrated tutorials just for Phil's usage, and indeed Phil was also too busy to check his own forums where Mr.Papa posted the same shit for double-convenience. Some kind soul informed me this morning that the multi-week project Mr.Papa is guiding Phil to create is exactly the same blueprints to a system PewDiePie (arch-nemesis) made. Perhaps Mr.Papa is a 4D chess galaxy-brain, and is setting things up for the troll prank of the century?

Following that, Phil trekked to home base to enchant a fresh set of diamond tools following the unfortunate incident when "the game" threw them into lava. This marks the second consecutive week in a row where the 41 levels of XP were completely blown and the last of the diamond stock wasted to recover from two preventable mistakes. If only DipShitPhil had the sense to use the XP continuously instead of hoarding them pointlessly. As Phil was about to set out on the journey to the home base, he was met with an inexplicable problem with his Xbox One controller where the right thumbstick caused the game to spin in place. Thought to be the cause of a bad battery, Phil solved the issue by producing another Xbox One controller that hadn't been used in six years. Remarkably, the new controller felt "as if it had never been used", and the problem was resolved. Although promising to search for the spare controller during the mid-break, Phil did not live to his promise and was AFK for a few minutes when he returned as a few hundred viewers waited patiently. The cause of the mysterious controller damage cannot be explained, and my noticing that Phil was violently shaking and gripping the controller less than an hour following the problem is likely a coincidence. The man sure does go through a lot of game controllers... I noticed some very aggressive mashing of buttons on the Sega Genesis primary controller on unboxing night as well within the hour that it was reported to be damaged.

To end the stream, Phil made a return trek to the "villager outpost" to begin construction on the previous weeks top paypig's request; which is to build a garage extension to the 'Condo of Stench'. He began the foundation with timber slabs, to later learn (re-learn) that you cannot place blocks flat on top of these slabs, as they float above them. Phil has made this error a minimum of three times in both his Minecraft runs, he continuously needs to be reminded how to do basic things in the game.

Beyond these events, there were two fishing excursions where "he got to chill". Lots of inventory management, lots of standing completely stationary for prolonged periods of time, lots of off-topic discussion, and lots of routine reminders of the current top tipper. For me, the stream felt more sleep-inducing than usual, but I find myself thinking that every week now, so perhaps it's an illusion of sorts, like how you feel you are making forward progression walking on a treadmill. For four hours of gameplay, only a very small amount of meaningful progression was had. It was much like a standard two-hour stream stretched to fill four-hours of time. Just time-wasting nonsense. Punishing his viewers with boring gameplay perhaps as an indirect means to communicate that tipping would energize him to be more productive and exciting. There were a few revealing moments when Phil explained that for him the whole Minecraft run was about "interaction", and the gameplay takes a backseat. When informed about my analysis of previous weeks, he responded that "we're all having fun". This stream marked the premiere of the "Halloween festivities", meaning that Phil adjusted the facecam and donation leaderboard border to be orange-tinted, two new garbage animated donation messages were added, and the facecam backdrop was dressed with about $10 (being generous) of Halloween decorations. Reminder that the Halloween decorations were a stretch sub-goal, so I'm thankful there was a marked improvement from the previous year's festivities. Phil spent some time being sour at PewDiePie during this session as usual for attracting a young audience by acting like a child playing Minecraft. Despite being surrounded by stuffed animal toys, and Muppeting it up every 10 minutes in order to extract money from his faceless ageless viewership.

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I'll openly admit I'm afraid of The Nether // bragging [1] [2]
Fair suggestions immediately discarded [1] [2]
To see if it works.
I see no reason to stop.
People seem to really like this.
Overwhelmingly positive response [1] [2]
Interview with a detractor [1] [2]
Sissy girl woke response [1] [2]
Cancel paid subscription services suggestion.
Why do you produce videos you would not watch yourself?
Dream Yusuke stream snipes DSP during Street Fighter.

#ReleaseTheTrolls
bigsloppymeat unfathomable kindness.
Ban everyone.
Flubs and goat laughs.

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GREAT session of extended Minecraft the other day with a LOT of progress. In the opening minutes, Phil receives $25 from a fan, which is acknowledged with a deadpan tone of voice, and immediately followed with an upbeat reminder that there is still plenty of time for others to trump that with a larger tip. Talk about gratitude. As it turns out, Phil receives only $16 more in the ensuing five hours. He received the most money from the pre-stream ($46), which felt delayed and dragged on for an eternity. Clearly Phil had great expectations for this extended bizarro session of Minecraft - which, if you can believe it - was streamed during the daytime! The hype for this rare event was generated all week long, promoted several times daily. As mid-break was approaching, Phil (realizing the tips had dried up) took a vote from the chat to see if he should switch to the Genesis Mini. He was scrutinizing for a significant number of "yes" votes, but was essentially forced to continue playing Minecraft. He made out with $87 in tips, but a lot in cheers (Mr.Papaveraceae alone cheered 41 times). Ultimately the special event was a boring flop.

The first action was to collect buckets of lava for the continued construction of the recent boring pointless Mr.Papaveraceae building project. Instead of simply collecting lava from inside the nearby gorge, Phil achieved this the backasswards way of mining straight into down into the ground from inside a cave system. One minute following his usual bragging about Minecraft being one of his longest running playthroughs, he asks chat if bedrock can be broken, and how to gather lava using a bucket. Following a viewer's advice to be cautious around the lava, Phil proceeds to accidentally throw his diamond enchanted sword into it, destroying it. Ear rape and unfunny clownmode was the reaction, followed by Phil blaming the game, and then a bunch of money rolled in to satiate his woes.

The next action was to continue work on the recent boring pointless Mr.Papaveraceae building project. Sad to say Mr.Papa was letting the team down this week, as he took sometimes upwards to two minutes to respond with clarifications and instructions. Once again, Phil was too busy to check out the dedicated Minecraft forum created from scratch by Mr.Papa full of illustrated tutorials just for Phil's usage, and indeed Phil was also too busy to check his own forums where Mr.Papa posted the same shit for double-convenience. Some kind soul informed me this morning that the multi-week project Mr.Papa is guiding Phil to create is exactly the same blueprints to a system PewDiePie (arch-nemesis) made. Perhaps Mr.Papa is a 4D chess galaxy-brain, and is setting things up for the troll prank of the century?

Following that, Phil trekked to home base to enchant a fresh set of diamond tools following the unfortunate incident when "the game" threw them into lava. This marks the second consecutive week in a row where the 41 levels of XP were completely blown and the last of the diamond stock wasted to recover from two preventable mistakes. If only DipShitPhil had the sense to use the XP continuously instead of hoarding them pointlessly. As Phil was about to set out on the journey to the home base, he was met with an inexplicable problem with his Xbox One controller where the right thumbstick caused the game to spin in place. Thought to be the cause of a bad battery, Phil solved the issue by producing another Xbox One controller that hadn't been used in six years. Remarkably, the new controller felt "as if it had never been used", and the problem was resolved. Although promising to search for the spare controller during the mid-break, Phil did not live to his promise and was AFK for a few minutes when he returned as a few hundred viewers waited patiently. The cause of the mysterious controller damage cannot be explained, and my noticing that Phil was violently shaking and gripping the controller less than an hour following the problem is likely a coincidence. The man sure does go through a lot of game controllers... I noticed some very aggressive mashing of buttons on the Sega Genesis primary controller on unboxing night as well within the hour that it was reported to be damaged.

To end the stream, Phil made a return trek to the "villager outpost" to begin construction on the previous weeks top paypig's request; which is to build a garage extension to the 'Condo of Stench'. He began the foundation with timber slabs, to later learn (re-learn) that you cannot place blocks flat on top of these slabs, as they float above them. Phil has made this error a minimum of three times in both his Minecraft runs, he continuously needs to be reminded how to do basic things in the game.

Beyond these events, there were two fishing excursions where "he got to chill". Lots of inventory management, lots of standing completely stationary for prolonged periods of time, lots of off-topic discussion, and lots of routine reminders of the current top tipper. For me, the stream felt more sleep-inducing than usual, but I find myself thinking that every week now, so perhaps it's an illusion of sorts, like how you feel you are making forward progression walking on a treadmill. For four hours of gameplay, only a very small amount of meaningful progression was had. It was much like a standard two-hour stream stretched to fill four-hours of time. Just time-wasting nonsense. Punishing his viewers with boring gameplay perhaps as an indirect means to communicate that tipping would energize him to be more productive and exciting. There were a few revealing moments when Phil explained that for him the whole Minecraft run was about "interaction", and the gameplay takes a backseat. When informed about my analysis of previous weeks, he responded that "we're all having fun". This stream marked the premiere of the "Halloween festivities", meaning that Phil adjusted the facecam and donation leaderboard border to be orange-tinted, two new garbage animated donation messages were added, and the facecam backdrop with dressed with about $10 (being generous) of Halloween decorations. Reminder that the Halloween decorations were a stretch sub-goal, so I'm thankful there was a marked improvement from the previous year's festivities. Phil spent some time being sour at PewDiePie during this session as usual for attracting a young audience by acting like a child playing Minecraft. Despite being surrounded by stuffed animal toys, and Muppeting it up every 10 minutes in order to extract money from his faceless ageless viewership.

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I'll openly admit I'm afraid of The Nether // bragging [1] [2]
Fair suggestions immediately discarded [1] [2]
To see if it works.
I see no reason to stop.
People seem to really like this.
Overwhelmingly positive response [1] [2]
Interview with a detractor [1] [2]
Sissy girl woke response [1] [2]
Cancel paid subscription services suggestion.
Why do you produce videos you would not watch yourself?
Dream Yusuke stream snipes DSP during Street Fighter.

#ReleaseTheTrolls
bigsloppymeat unfathomable kindness.
Ban everyone.
Flubs and goat laughs.

Miscellaneous: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45]

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Doing god's work my boy, do you have a dedicated thread for these summaries? they are really well written and always give me a chuckle.

I did have a dip into Dave's minecrafting shenanigans this week just to see what he actually does and I had pretty much the same thoughts as you
 
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