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Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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Manwithn0n0men
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In Universe Time Travel
thats how the one (shown on tv) example of time travel looked
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Ah, I see.
Well, I was more talking about mere visions Rey and Kylo would have, not them actually traveling through time.
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Just when I thought the fanbase couldn't get any worse, they find new and horrifying ways to prove me wrong. Its like everyone's turned into this fucking picture:
This is some next level mindless shilling. A bunch of true consumerist parasites. I mean the comments aren't in on it in some parts but other parts are blindly following this shit as much as the authors of these shitty articles, especially on io9. They would think this thing was an abomination if it didn't have the Disney Wars label slapped on it. And the blatant TLJ shilling is even more shameful. I was also hoping the idiots at the Mary Sue would shit on this because Babu Frik is a male genius instead of a female one.
Just wtf?
This fandom keeps getting worse and worse under Disney, filled with nothing but consumerists, lifestyle drones and giddy, cutesy-loving Twilightfags and Disneyfags. This deal keeps getting worse all the time.
Just look at this godawful shit.
(lol at Rob Heiret's pink kitty ears. Seriously where are all these Wendig clones coming from?)
For the last 5 years its been nothing but mindless consumers and clickbait articles meant to sound like Disney is made up of holy martyrs.
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An interesting dissection of the TLJ Throne Room 'fight' scene by someone with a bit of relevant experience;
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I swear the hype around this sweatshop made Ewok is just painful astroturfing. The way it's described, it's trying to market to five year olds.
Shadiversity is on our side, he's gone out and said he's fucking hated TLJ before. I wonder why he's going over it again now.An interesting dissection of the TLJ Throne Room 'fight' scene by someone with a bit of relevant experience;
Fight Scene Autopsy: The Last Jedi Throne Room, Star Wars
Introducing the most pedantic overly detailed analysis of movie fight scenes on YouTube, Fight Scene Autopsy, where I review fight scenes for how realistic t...
Also, I like his content. If you haven't seen his videos, I suggest watching a few.
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The one on the bottom left is so funny "The last Jedi should be called "women getting shit done""
In that picture they use:
Leia does nothing the entire movie, Holdo and Rose make the current situation worse and Rey "trains" as the rest of her allies are about to get exterminated
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Wtf are these exceptional people talking about? Star Wars already has diverse characters. Jabba (fat) Darth Vader (burned by lava and made up of machine parts. I call that disabled) jar jar binks (autistic) and who knows what’s going on with Lobot but the guy never smiled. He seemed somewhat depressed to me.
Honestly though Star Wars has Porgs but where are the Pawgs (phat ass white girls)? I feel like they could be represented more in canon.
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I think the story is that he was lobotomized ("Lobot") and had droid parts replacing parts of his brain or something
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Rise of Skywalker has already made $300 million?
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Hate to bring this up. This Matthew Kaddish guy has been in the background of the whole Fandom Menace for a while. Though this guy reeks of a controlled opposition or concern shill. He made a video in which he claimed that Disney were very happy with how The Last Jedi performed and that he "predicted" that Kathleen Kennedy wouldn't step down (even though it was OBVIOUSLY AS FUCK she wouldn't step down even if Iger really wanted her to) from "insider sources" (he claimed to be deep in the Hollywood bubble but his industry experience is quite minor). When Kathleen was confirmed to be staying on he was all "I told you so I was right!" and now he's claiming that Rise of Skywalker has already made it's money back DESPITE not even being out yet.
It seems to me that this guy just makes educated guesses and claims it to be insider info to be contrarian. He barely gets any views for some reason also.
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Wow, such impressive signs that they totally love the series and aren't being fed marching orders by Disney in the desperate attempt to make 3 bucks per 1,000 views like Clownfish TV openly has said when regarding shill media like this. Such a great sign they have to be paid by the Mouse to fucking talk about this and the comments are openly telling them all to just do a flip since their shit product nuked the franchise.
How impressive they are all desperately trying to push a new "marketable" character after every single fucking one they've made (BB-8, the fuggin Porgs, that microphone thing) failed miserably. This new and more horrible one will totally not just fill endless Ollies lots alongside unsold comics that are somehow so worthless even the trash doesn't want them.
Hell, it's not even a good design. It's an ugly shaved monkey cat thing that I'd more expect out of the Cronenburg Fly movie than anything remotely "cute".
Fuck off Disney you out of touch and utterly feedbackophobic tards.
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There was that fat chick dancer at Jabba's palace
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This guy surely has been smelling his own farts.Rise of Skywalker has already made $300 million?
Lots of speculation about the box office numbers of Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker has been bandied about on the internet, with many critics pred...
Hate to bring this up. This Matthew Kaddish guy has been in the background of the whole Fandom Menace for a while. Though this guy reeks of a controlled opposition or concern shill. He made a video in which he claimed that Disney were very happy with how The Last Jedi performed and that he "predicted" that Kathleen Kennedy wouldn't step down (even though it was OBVIOUSLY AS FUCK she wouldn't step down even if Iger really wanted her to) from "insider sources" (he claimed to be deep in the Hollywood bubble but his industry experience is quite minor). When Kathleen was confirmed to be staying on he was all "I told you so I was right!" and now he's claiming that Rise of Skywalker has already made it's money back DESPITE not even being out yet.
It seems to me that this guy just makes educated guesses and claims it to be insider info to be contrarian. He barely gets any views for some reason also.
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Rise of Skywalker has already made $300 million?
Lots of speculation about the box office numbers of Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker has been bandied about on the internet, with many critics pred...
Hate to bring this up. This Matthew Kaddish guy has been in the background of the whole Fandom Menace for a while. Though this guy reeks of a controlled opposition or concern shill. He made a video in which he claimed that Disney were very happy with how The Last Jedi performed and that he "predicted" that Kathleen Kennedy wouldn't step down (even though it was OBVIOUSLY AS FUCK she wouldn't step down even if Iger really wanted her to) from "insider sources" (he claimed to be deep in the Hollywood bubble but his industry experience is quite minor). When Kathleen was confirmed to be staying on he was all "I told you so I was right!" and now he's claiming that Rise of Skywalker has already made it's money back DESPITE not even being out yet.
It seems to me that this guy just makes educated guesses and claims it to be insider info to be contrarian. He barely gets any views for some reason also.
Solo was the first Star Wars big screen failure, ever. Ever.
Solo cost 300 million and brought in 400 million, but it was a failure because that's the box office gross not the films net, and 300 million that's just the production budget. It doesn't count promotion/advertising costs.
IX is going to rack up a huge advertising budget, especially since it looks like they're going to have to actually advertise the fucker with the abysmal viewship for thier trailers and leaks.
I'm still predicting IX to nose over the 1 billion mark, but that is going to cause it to be viewed as a failure.
Porgs are fairly successful for some reason I don't understand but makes me want to murder the people who like them. I don't think they're quite as successful as Disney wants them to be though.
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At this point, RoS is poised to become Disney's version of Paramount's Transformers The Last Knight.
There's just no chance in hell this movie is going to do well. And Disney can't do any funny business with the numbers since they have the SEC breathing down their backs now, too.
Disney needs this Falcon Punch to the balls something fierce. Kick Iger out and, hopefully, put Fiege in his place. Sure, he's a bit formulaic, but that guy is the main reason the MCU managed to succeed when literally every single other attempt at a cinematic universe fell flat on their faces. He knows the importance of the magic, unlike Bob 'slap marketable shit over EVERYTHING' Iger.
There's just no chance in hell this movie is going to do well. And Disney can't do any funny business with the numbers since they have the SEC breathing down their backs now, too.
Disney needs this Falcon Punch to the balls something fierce. Kick Iger out and, hopefully, put Fiege in his place. Sure, he's a bit formulaic, but that guy is the main reason the MCU managed to succeed when literally every single other attempt at a cinematic universe fell flat on their faces. He knows the importance of the magic, unlike Bob 'slap marketable shit over EVERYTHING' Iger.
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Has anyone come across any info on the release of today's Empire magazine yet containing Disney Wars leaks? Is Exogol mentioned in it?
FYI the Zeltron race were a trisexual?/xenosexual pink-skinned offshoot of humans from the resort planet of Zeltros that's a combination of Spring Break, dance clubs and Caligula (minus the cow sex). They produced powerful pheromones which made them romantically and sexually active at all times and they would romance with anyone that's sentient, even droids... Those who left their homeworld would pursue more monogamous lifestyles due to being less overwhelmed by the pheromones of other members of their kind. All in all, it may sound over the top but alphabet representation was handled a lot less forced here than in Disney since all you needed was a few pink-skinned people as characters and they wouldn't come off as forced or need to bring up their lifestyle every page, and were all around friendly outside their homeworld, albeit gullible. They were essentially the SW equivalent of Orions from Star Trek minus the savagery and enslavement.
Anyway, in the latest news, JJ is persistent to try and defend Palpatine's return despite that Palpatine according to Disney is a toothless idiot who sits on his ass collecting jedi relics all day while some old hag is the real one running shit and that her death is what caused the actual decline of the Empire.
I'm not sure where Disney fans are getting all this "SW isn't inclusive enough" stuff or how some crummy Owl and Bat being sex buddies is revolutionary for SW in the 21st century since if we go by SW comics, there were queers in SW as far back as the weird Marvel comics from the 70s.
FYI the Zeltron race were a trisexual?/xenosexual pink-skinned offshoot of humans from the resort planet of Zeltros that's a combination of Spring Break, dance clubs and Caligula (minus the cow sex). They produced powerful pheromones which made them romantically and sexually active at all times and they would romance with anyone that's sentient, even droids... Those who left their homeworld would pursue more monogamous lifestyles due to being less overwhelmed by the pheromones of other members of their kind. All in all, it may sound over the top but alphabet representation was handled a lot less forced here than in Disney since all you needed was a few pink-skinned people as characters and they wouldn't come off as forced or need to bring up their lifestyle every page, and were all around friendly outside their homeworld, albeit gullible. They were essentially the SW equivalent of Orions from Star Trek minus the savagery and enslavement.
Anyway, in the latest news, JJ is persistent to try and defend Palpatine's return despite that Palpatine according to Disney is a toothless idiot who sits on his ass collecting jedi relics all day while some old hag is the real one running shit and that her death is what caused the actual decline of the Empire.
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1) Instead of Disneyfags, I would suggest the term Disneydrones, it rolls off the tongue much easier.
2) Geez. Orange Yoda in TFA, Rose in TLJ and now this prolapse-faced monkey. Disney sure is economical with their characters, giving us a new pointless tag-along assholes with every movie - soon to be forgotten, never to be spoken of again. But wait, there's even more! Now we get Fart Windbag's self-insert, a walking cthulhu penis (that most likely was originally designed for a new MiB movie) and a lamp on a unicycle!
With all this nonsense, you do not expand the world by having more acting characters, you only spread out too little action on too many characters and none of them have a defining personality, they are shallow and one dimensional. They only serve as a thinly veiled lever to prod the plot along in a way that doesn't feel natural.
2) Geez. Orange Yoda in TFA, Rose in TLJ and now this prolapse-faced monkey. Disney sure is economical with their characters, giving us a new pointless tag-along assholes with every movie - soon to be forgotten, never to be spoken of again. But wait, there's even more! Now we get Fart Windbag's self-insert, a walking cthulhu penis (that most likely was originally designed for a new MiB movie) and a lamp on a unicycle!
With all this nonsense, you do not expand the world by having more acting characters, you only spread out too little action on too many characters and none of them have a defining personality, they are shallow and one dimensional. They only serve as a thinly veiled lever to prod the plot along in a way that doesn't feel natural.
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Who knows. With Disney desperately trying to get the fans back, maybe all of these characters will get packed on a bus and then thrown into the Sarlacc pit for the memberberries.
Or it's just more fucking marketing. Orange Yoda was supposed to sell toys. Potato Sack McCrashy was supposed to sell TLJ to the Chinese (but Disney fucked up and got the wrong kind of Asian and had a romance with a black guy for woke so that crashed). Imploded Ewok, Lamp Wheel, and Cuck Wendig's Dick Slug just all seem to be desperately created ideas for toys to sell.
Which I'm sure will go great. After all, Rey and BB8 just fucking flew off of the shelves, right, JJ?
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Don't forget D-0, the fourth droid whose existence (all but confirmed thanks to this Babu Fucker being confirmed) pretty much is just going to be merchandising attempts to further remove R2D2 and CP30 from the fanchise.
Also, watching the latest Clownfish episode - apparently Zorri Bliss might be Rey's mom now?
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OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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