Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%
  • Total voters
    526
An addendum is that the presented marriage certificate proves the demon possession story that was presented very long ago.

You can use your own resources to match names, dates and so on.

Obviously despite DSP being a lolcow, anything relating to Khet doesn't really matter for the time being.
 
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neger psykolog said:
An addendum is that the presented marriage certificate proves the demon possession story that was presented very long ago.

You can use your own resources to match names, dates and so on.

Obviously despite DSP being a lolcow, anything relating to Khet doesn't really matter for the time being.
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This was the first thing I did after the marriage certificate was released. The big takeaway from this is that it basically confirms that it was Phil blissfully and ignorantly(?) asking "What is your favorite demon possession movie?" question did trigger Kat during last year's Halloween stream.
 
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EDIT: JFC this bitch has a long criminal and civil history. Massive Instagram/Twitter skank too.

I guess DSP and Kat can bond over the fact that people they lived with as kids are huge fuckups they pretend don't exist.
 
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Missed the lore, who is that?
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That is Kat's half sister who i think was the one the mom thought was possessed by a demon. She has an instagram account but she looks like skanky like Soap mentioned. Also i think Kat and Jenna have a nonexisting sister relationship since on her instagram and Twitter i dont see any mention of Kat. Plus no mention of Kats family being at the wedding so i believe Jennas father took her after the demon incident and the sisters were seperated thus neither mentions each other.
 
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This is her dad's obituary. RIP
www.memorialparkfuneralandcemetery.com

Obituaries

Celebrate the beauty of life by recording your favorite memories or sharing meaningful expressions of support on your loved one's social obituary page.
www.memorialparkfuneralandcemetery.com www.memorialparkfuneralandcemetery.com
 
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This is her dad's obituary. RIP
www.memorialparkfuneralandcemetery.com

Obituaries

Celebrate the beauty of life by recording your favorite memories or sharing meaningful expressions of support on your loved one's social obituary page.
www.memorialparkfuneralandcemetery.com www.memorialparkfuneralandcemetery.com
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In 1983 while stationed in Hawaii, Greg met the love of his life, Debra Jane Wilkinson of Thousand Oaks, CA. Upon being reassigned from Hawaii, Greg and Debra lost contact with each other. Greg and Debra were reunited in 2015 and rekindled a 32 year loving, caring, relationship. They were engaged to be married.
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Is it not strange to describe being apart for 3 decades as a "loving, caring relationship"?

Also that daughter is 24 years old now. So she was born while the were no longer in contact???
 
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I can see the family resemblance in the broad forehead and hair color, but unfortunately her mouth is closed so no comparison can be made between their chompers.
 
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Considering she seems to be making a noticeable effort to close her mouth entirely, I'd say she's hiding some whoppers in there.
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If you google Jenna Lane Snow you will find her two instagram accounts. She has a pic of her with her teeth showing and they seem normal. Also on one of the instagram posts there is a baby picture of her and next to her in the pic is maybe her sister which looks like Kat.
 
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Waits the plea where Mrs.D$P's father/half father/ father by marrigae/ do they have any blood relations?/@@ was a 'tractor who never loved her/ was forced by the 'tractors to memory hole his wife *thumbs toward the door* to not included in the Obit. Also ib4 D$P rveals that post the Quartering 'interview' D$P's mother, who doesn't know how to use Facebook' was harassed with messages saying her son was a Pedo and a scammer and she replied that Panda was 18 when he revealed he was dating her.
 
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