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Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
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Skewer the Critics is more versatile than Lava Coil since it can target planeswalkers and players aswell. Plus it is often cheaper if you play an aggro deck, which he is since he's playing Rakdos. Skewer the critics has pretty good synergy with creatures like Chandra's Spitfire.
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Saw him at a Haunted Hay Ride on Saturday around here. He was so fat he couldn’t get off of the bench. Didn’t know it was him or not right away, but then those TEETH. My word.
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His teeth are now his defining factor; they sum him up perfectly.
They are obnoxious to look at.
They originate from a lack of care or routine.
They show a quick-fix sense of laziness.
They are unnerving and unnatural.
*I hate them.
They are obnoxious to look at.
They originate from a lack of care or routine.
They show a quick-fix sense of laziness.
They are unnerving and unnatural.
*I hate them.
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Yes, he is appearing in videos of Adam the Woo and Jacob the Carpetbagger. Including in the Haunted Hay Ride. And he is kind of a bitter, passive-aggressive twat.
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It also only hits for 3, The only Deck Skewer is better than Lava Coil in is a straight burn deck, and that doesn't exist in standard. It isn't even that good in aggro decks because Lava Coil solves the biggest problem that aggro decks tend to get stuck on. "A creature with a fat ass"...like Boogie.
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And appearing just as they were in the film of the same name, no less: tucked away in the sweaty folds of a walking vagina demon.
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He said something insane like 5 or 6x before the surgery, I assume it's not that much less now.
Edit: I am autistic and probably was too literal about this.
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This is from the beginning of 2017 and he's wearing (most likely) the same shirt in one of those Halloween pictures:
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“Wow! @lootcrate sent me one of their new 5x shirts and... it fits? Must be a bit roomy cause most 5x do not fit!”
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I didn't know Universal had a "The Blob" mascot!
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Can't believe Boogie is in Dragon Quest XI.
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He is called Demon King Boogie in the Japanese version.
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Saw on r/samandtolki, boogie made a video a week ago about the new CoD where he literally reads a kotaku article with no editing for 10 minutes
Also, since there is no editing it becomes very obvious that Boogie is reading a script while recording (looks to the right, pauses a lot, etc) and since boogie talks a lot about stuff he doesnt give a source, it might be the case of Boogie watching YongYea's video about CoD (that came out same day) and literally writing down what he said for his script.
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Of course, this is just a theory but sounds on par with Boogie's lazyness.
Also, since there is no editing it becomes very obvious that Boogie is reading a script while recording (looks to the right, pauses a lot, etc) and since boogie talks a lot about stuff he doesnt give a source, it might be the case of Boogie watching YongYea's video about CoD (that came out same day) and literally writing down what he said for his script.
Boogie reading a script without providing source (peak lazyness or worse?) - Streamable
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Boogie needs to read a script to pretends he cares about a game
Watch "Boogie needs to read a script to pretends he cares about a game" on Streamable.
Of course, this is just a theory but sounds on par with Boogie's lazyness.
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I love how Boogie keeps bragging about his steps count.
Doesn't do a thing when you pick up the nearest trash can and empty it into your facial food pit.
There is never a time Boogie will not be fat.
On his tombstone which will take up 3 normal sized plots, it will read Boogie Was Fat.
Doesn't do a thing when you pick up the nearest trash can and empty it into your facial food pit.
There is never a time Boogie will not be fat.
On his tombstone which will take up 3 normal sized plots, it will read Boogie Was Fat.
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My father has dentures(though his face doesn't melt when he takes them out) and they look relatively natural. Not perfectly straight nor white. I don't get why boogies teeth would look they way they do. I've tried looking into it and haven't found something giving a reason for this. So this leads me to believe it was personal preference by boogie? perhaps they need to be perfectly set them because of the metal rods? That doesn't seem like a good excuse though. If boogie did choose this then holy shit the dentist should have stopped them.
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This surgeon advertised that they could do the entire procedure (all teeth replaced) in one day and one surgery. They also offered to do it for him pro bono in exchange for promoting their services to his online audience. With these two factors combined, it's more likely than not that the job was not really done with a whole lot of of time or care taken. Probably a rush job with some spares they had around which were an 'approximate' but not custom fit for his mouth and face, explaining the bizarre size and tone.
This is all conjecture, but for my reckoning it is a fairly safe bet.