Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[break these cuffs]

I am utterly amazed that Russhole has yet to feature in /EntitledCustomers on Reddit. We already know what a knob he can be to the barista who mis-hears his drooled and slurpy coffee order, I can only imagine how it must go trying to order food!

Even something as simple as a 'burger and fries has the potential to sound like "a hahmgurler wih(slurp) wif no toghmoze(gasp and slurp) ohr ughungs(slurp) ahndfrighs to gho!(gasp and slurp)" Lots of potential for the minimum wage counter-monkey to either bust out laughing or simply to just go blank and do the best they can, rather then ask Russhole to repeat himself and get drenched in drool again. Every fuckup coming from this Monty Python-esque situation is a LOLsuit waiting to happen with our Magical Star Buddy.

I suspect online ordering for pickups and deliveries common now at many chain restaurants, fastfood, and even retail stores has been a godsend both for Russ getting what he wants and the poor workers who have to deal with him.

 

[ILovePudding]

Why doesn’t he just get a sex doll?

Because that wouldn't get him what he wants. It's not a compliant receptacle he seeks, it's control.

 

[The Dude]

Because that wouldn't get him what he wants. It's not a compliant receptacle he seeks, it's control.

Exactly. Russ doesn't just want someplace to stick his little tard dick. That alone won't satisfy his ego. He wants a flesh and blood woman to agree with all his delusional bullshit, pat his ass when he's feeling "discriminated", tell him he's a brilliant inspiration, do whatever he says, and suck him his penis any time he wants. And she has to be super model hot. He wants her to show off to everyone so they can see how totally awesome he is and be super jealous of him. A Real Doll ain't gonna cut it for Russell "The Face" Greer.

 

[Captain Hair]

 

[The Great Citracett]

And what a birthday it will be...

The party's being held at the local motel, and instead of gifts she just wants $$$!

Romance!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Like having to work on your birthday isn't bad enough... you have to deal with Russhole drooling on you while rabbit humping you for 30 seconds after a shitty "date" to Olive Garden where he spent the whole time whinging because you had a $6 glass of wine.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This guy. Bragging about hookers. It's almost funny if it wasn't.....No, it's funny.

 

[Toasty]

She's telling all her dates that day it's her birthday. Better tips that way. Russ, ever the savvy business man, who knows the ropes of the sex trade, thinks he's getting her to himself on a special day.

 

[The Dude]

Like having to work on your birthday isn't bad enough... you have to deal with Russhole drooling on you while rabbit humping you for 30 seconds after a shitty "date" to Olive Garden where he spent the whole time whinging because you had a $6 glass of wine.

And griping because she actually wants to eat while there instead of just filling up on the free breadsticks. What a bitch!

 

[Fannyscum]

Sounds like a GFE fantasy that he's paying for: It's her birthday and her cool stud boyfriend is going to show her a good time!
Which of course means Olive Garden, Motel & $$$

 

[Clovis]

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"All ladies are lovely"
Almost sounds like a reaction to the KUNR correction and the concerned citizens posting his past misogyny and grossness on twitter. Wouldn't he usually be going on about 'hot babes" or something?
Plus, bragging about going on a date like the cool stud he is might be a reaction to being demoted from being a 'disability rights activist harshing his narc buzz.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Hookers or not, he still loves Java.

 

[MysticMisty]

Sounds like a GFE fantasy that he's paying for: It's her birthday and her cool stud boyfriend is going to show her a good time!
Which of course means Olive Garden, Motel & $$$

But she better be at least a 9, and not even think about ordering anything alcoholic. Instant dealbreaker for that combo, but he'll still want to fuck her anyways. But even if she was a 10 and didn't order any sort of drink beyond water and maybe tea or soda he'd still find something to bitch about. Like having to pay for tea or soda instead of water, and she didn't order the very cheapest thing off the menu.

 

[Grumpy]

Sixth, sex dolls can't (yet) be made to convincingly pretend to like you and lie to you about how much of a "stud" you are in bed. Narcs gotta have their narc supply, after all.

Seventh, he can't hurt a sex doll like how he wants to hurt women. Sure, he could hit it and break it (or more likely his deformed hand in the process), but Russhole gets off on demeaning women and forcing them to do things they don't want to do. Remember how he claimed in his book that the prostitute told him she didn't want to be there with him and was being forced to do so, and he openly admitted he gave so little care for her obvious lack of agency and consent that he promptly fucking sued her for not sucking him his penis--even after receiving a refund and servicing from other sex workers at Hof's brothel!

Yeah, sixth is definitely a "yet" and will always also be a "how much are you willing to fork over" matter. He wants an Olive Garden date with the prestige, looks, and money of a chart topping singer. As for the seventh, now I'm just imagining Russhole being too rough while moving it, tearing the body up a little, and trying to melt it back together it with hilariously botched results.

And eighth, he's gonna need tons of baby wipes to get all that mangy rat's nest of a beard to stop shedding and sticking to the skin wherever his drool lands, which is everywhere.

 

[Bamanda]

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This is the Facebook version. Over on insta, what actually happened was some thot posted a link to her amazon wish list and said it’s her birthday soon. Russ replied that he’s gonna take her out on a date and woo her with his wooing words. She didn’t respond, or in any way acknowledge his existence, and so he’s taken that as a clear green light to book a table at Olive Garden and buy an 8 pack of condoms.

 

[GloriousScarf]

This is the Facebook version. Over on insta, what actually happened was some thot posted a link to her amazon wish list and said it’s her birthday soon. Russ replied that he’s gonna take her out on a date and woo her with his wooing words. She didn’t respond, or in any way acknowledge his existence, and so he’s taken that as a clear green light to book a table at Olive Garden and buy an 8 pack of condoms.

Hey now, she posted on the internet it was her birthday, she practically told him she wanted to marry him.

When your important paper flies away you stand there like a mong making a video of it.

 

[The Dude]

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When your important paper flies away you stand there like a mong making a video of it.

Busy intersection? There are like three cars there. And that bit of road is hardly ever busy. That's just west of the Intermountain Health Care hospital on State Street and 5300 South in Murray. It's a slow road (35mph) and it enters right into the hospital parking area. Russell "The Face" Greer is just too fucking lazy to run after his "important" paper. Guess it wasn't that important. And if he's carrying important papers, why not have them in a briefcase or backpack or binder? Something to keep them from flying off in the wind?

 

[talk talk talk]

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When your important paper flies away you stand there like a mong making a video of it.

This is a foreshadowing of Russ's future as a mentally ill hobo who wanders the streets with a battered cardboard box of his very important legal papers which he will alternately try to explain to strangers who try to help him or obsessively try to hide.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Busy intersection? There are like three cars there. And that bit of road is hardly ever busy. That's just west of the Intermountain Health Care hospital on State Street and 5300 South in Murray. It's a slow road (35mph) and it enters right into the hospital parking area. Russell "The Face" Greer is just too fucking lazy to run after his "important" paper. Guess it wasn't that important. And if he's carrying important papers, why not have them in a briefcase or backpack or binder? Something to keep them from flying off in the wind?

It's also clearly not even an intersection, just a stretch of road.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Busy intersection? There are like three cars there. And that bit of road is hardly ever busy. That's just west of the Intermountain Health Care hospital on State Street and 5300 South in Murray. It's a slow road (35mph) and it enters right into the hospital parking area. Russell "The Face" Greer is just too fucking lazy to run after his "important" paper. Guess it wasn't that important. And if he's carrying important papers, why not have them in a briefcase or backpack or binder? Something to keep them from flying off in the wind?

Maybe his super professional grocery bag broke and he had to save the rest of his super important documents so he just had to let that one go?