Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Dead Hams]

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When your important paper flies away you stand there like a mong making a video of it.

"Should I have this important document in a folder? Within some sort of backpack, briefcase, or trash bag? No. Gingerly pinching it with my greasy, stubby digits will be fine. After all, if I have this document, it's my fault should I lose the trial. But if I lose the important document it's forces conspiring against me... whoops there it goes."

 

[Toasty]

Wow. I read the words, saw the picture, and went " I'm obviously missing a connection here." That connection was of course Russell Greer. The only man alive who could look at that picture and think the words " busy" and " intersection." Suddenly call his lawsuits make sense.

 

[MysticMisty]

Busy intersection? There are like three cars there. And that bit of road is hardly ever busy. That's just west of the Intermountain Health Care hospital on State Street and 5300 South in Murray. It's a slow road (35mph) and it enters right into the hospital parking area. Russell "The Face" Greer is just too fucking lazy to run after his "important" paper. Guess it wasn't that important. And if he's carrying important papers, why not have them in a briefcase or backpack or binder? Something to keep them from flying off in the wind?

Is there a bus stop there for Russ to transfer to another line? Or is his latest janitor job at the hospital or other facility in the immediate vicinity?

 

[Deadpool]

Is there a bus stop there for Russ to transfer to another line? Or is his latest janitor job at the hospital or other facility in the immediate vicinity?

Hey hospitals have toilets that need cleaned too!

So obviously the birthday date is a hooker (or lie) but is there a post confirming this?

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is the Facebook version. Over on insta, what actually happened was some thot posted a link to her amazon wish list and said it’s her birthday soon. Russ replied that he’s gonna take her out on a date and woo her with his wooing words. She didn’t respond, or in any way acknowledge his existence, and so he’s taken that as a clear green light to book a table at Olive Garden and buy an 8 pack of condoms.

Unless a girl explicitly says "no", Russ assumes they've agreed, and his mind spins a fantasy about a date. He's done it before, and when nothing happens (because nothing was actually agreed to) he fumes about being "stood up."

So obviously the birthday date is a hooker (or lie) but is there a post confirming this?

There's no date except in Russ's delusional brain.

 

[Lady Beaver]

Maybe her?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe her?

Yeah. Poor woman. She hasn't acknowledged him at all, and pretty soon he'll be trashing her left and right because she didn't play her part in his fantasy.

 

[cogsworth]

Maybe her?

Went looking to see if she recently mentioned her birthday and found a gem

EDIT: went dipping around through twitter, her birthday was on the 30th of September so in Russ Time that's definitely close enough for a celebratory dinner this week.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Maybe her?

Well, he's been at it for over a year now:

 

[Whatthefuck]

Maybe her?

Woah, boy. I smell a lolsuit in that poor girl's future. Bless her heart. Good thing she's in Seattle so he'd have to sacrifice hooker money to serve her. It's her own fault. She shouldn't be toothy and friendly. Will they never learn?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Woah, boy. I smell a lolsuit in that poor girl's future. Bless her heart. Good thing she's in Seattle so he'd have to sacrifice hooker money to serve her. It's her own fault. She shouldn't be toothy and friendly. Will they never learn?

She was following the best strategy by not engaging him, but only in Russ's mind can no response be interpreted as "yes." He really does live in a bizarre fantasy world.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol! Russell "The Face" Greer! Oh, that's good!

Busy intersection? There are like three cars there. And that bit of road is hardly ever busy. That's just west of the Intermountain Health Care hospital on State Street and 5300 South in Murray. It's a slow road (35mph) and it enters right into the hospital parking area. Russell "The Face" Greer is just too fucking lazy to run after his "important" paper. Guess it wasn't that important. And if he's carrying important papers, why not have them in a briefcase or backpack or binder? Something to keep them from flying off in the wind?

 

[The Dude]

It's also clearly not even an intersection, just a stretch of road.

Kinda. That windy road he is on merges with another road at an intersection. But he's a good 150-200yds away from that intersection, not at it like he's implying.

Maybe his super professional grocery bag broke and he had to save the rest of his super important documents so he just had to let that one go?

You know how Russ is always bragging about how he's a "professional" who deserves a "good job"? Its things like this that prove that Russ is far from a professional. Any professional dealing in important paperwork would have something to carry them around in to keep them protected/blowing away. Like a briefcase or satchel. Walmart shopping sacks are NOT professional equipment.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Russell's got a lot of chutzpah to lol at an actual musician who's trying to talk to a performer to promote their art.

 

[Bamanda]

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When your important paper flies away you stand there like a mong making a video of it.

Great post champ.

Imagine walking down the street towards a guy filming a piece of paper, and the closer you get you realise his bottom lip is just hanging open. Then you notice the eyes melting off the side of his face, and the ears practically sitting on his shoulders. Finally you notice the weird stubby fingers that start where most people’s middle knuckle is. I’m sorry but that would be funny as fuck, you’d think you were tripping.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So, HOW does he expect to go on a date, with her in Seattle and him in salt lake?

And jeeeeez....How do you just say "I love you" to a woman you've never met or talked to? What, you love her because you've seen a few pics and think she's hot? Better not look through the Victoria's Secret catalogue, you'll never have enough money for all those "dates".

And, seriously, has no male friend of Russ just taken him aside, slapped him, (then wiped off their hand) and said: "Dude, talking to women like this does not work!" Even if you are ACTUALLY in a relationship, proclaiming your love early and oddly is usually a mistake....We all know this, right?

WHERE did Russ get his ideas about how relationships work, and more importantly how they're SUPPOSED to work?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Wow. I read the words, saw the picture, and went " I'm obviously missing a connection here." That connection was of course Russell Greer. The only man alive who could look at that picture and think the words " busy" and " intersection." Suddenly call his lawsuits make sense.

IK,R? our Magical Star Buddy needs to come up to Vancouver where the population has grown by like half a million in the past couple of years and see some fucking busy intersections. That looks like a quiet stretch of suburban road in Nowheresville. Such a fuckin drama llama.

 

[DarkAlien]

What's this even about

 

[break these cuffs]

What's this even about

Russel saw a house that got demoed, probably after a total loss house fire, and decided to be bery D33P.

 

[AbraCadaver]

And griping because she actually wants to eat while there instead of just filling up on the free breadsticks. What a bitch!

“I can give you a better life, baby.”

“Can I order the bottomless lasagna plate?”

“FUCK YOU AND NO, EAT THE FREE SALAD. I SCRUBBED EXTRA TOILETS FOR A WEEK TO FUCK YOU! Also happy birthday, baby.”