Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Neil]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

Don't be a fucking couch cuck.

 

[GavinBranson]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

Some of You Guys are Alright, Don’t go to where Chelsea lives Tomorrow.

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

 

[thismanlies]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

That profile picture is terrible. I bet you drew that yourself.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

This is clearly one of Zoe's friends who's trying to plant false evidence that Zoe is in danger and a victim.

 

[TheGuntMobile99]

no you exceptional individual
murder implies an actual killing. nobody actually killed the guy, therefor he was not murdered. misusing words like that for dramatic effect is scummy and dumb.

you can argue that zoes posts and the internet witch hunt that formed around them were indirectly responsible for his death because they made him feel alone and hopeless, but there is a massive difference between indirectly contributing to someones suicide and murdering someone.

Manslaughter is the more technical legal term, morally though I think if you're a bit too successful in purposefully and maliciously ruining someone's life without just cause then it's more than justified that you receive the epithet "murderer"

This is clearly one of Zoe's friends who's trying to plant false evidence that Zoe is in danger and a victim.

And also to target Hbomberguy for her for some reason

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

But we're living in a society.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

or you could switch off the computer and get on with your day.

Assuming you're not a really mediocre Troll or one of Quinns sycophants -Switch to Decaff mate. She's not the devil, she's just some dumb cunt whose really toxic to be around.

 

[Boku no Pico de Gallo]

Well the dumb troll is right about one thing, you should never expect the courts to help you, see how the Vic lawsuit just came out? Expect a similar waste of money, effort, and time, even if the sister decides to get onboard.

I'm late but I just read the medium post by the sister, that is a good development. It took her brother's death but it's always nice to see someone deradicalize from stupid internet shit. I guarantee there are more people like her and they didn't even lose a brother.

 

[DumbDude42]

even if the sister decides to get onboard.

and the vic case had about 10 times more merit than the holowka case

"he killed himself and she made him sad before he killed himself so basically she killed him" is not gonna impress a judge. there might be a case if one were able to actually prove that her accusations were all lies and that she acted with malicious intent towards the guy, but those are impossible to prove in court, so the case would stand on nothing but the fact that she spread nasty rumors that may or may not be false

trying to pull zoe into court over this is a ridiculous proposition

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

I honestly can't tell if this is one of Zoe's sycophants trying to do some gay ops or just someone who's really dumb and butthurt.

Either way, I suggest you get help. The Farms will not help you commit a felony.

 

[Rekkington]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

"The only thing we can do is kill Alan Moore" is a pretty fascinating take on the Zoe Quinn Question.

 

[Pargon]

"The only thing we can do is kill Alan Moore" is a pretty fascinating take on the Zoe Quinn Question.

Let's just hit her with a car and then killing Alan Moore can be the bonus round.

 

[tsuzoku]

Let's just hit her with a car and then killing Alan Moore can be the bonus round.

LOL

 

[Fagnacious D]

I'm telling you, man, we need to stop expecting society/the law/the PR departments/God/karma to get justice for us. That's just asking to lose because those forces are clearly on Chelsea's side.

I see two solutions. Either would only take one person.

The direct route--just get in a car with a weapon (a baseball bat will do), drive out to where Chelsea lives, kidnap her ass and either kill her or abandon her in the middle of the Arizona desert with no money or ID or hell even clothing.

Or the subterfuge route--kill some famous person (say, Alan Moore, because of the comics connection) but not before writing a manifesto on 4chan where you claim to have been inspired by Chelsea's victories. For bonus points use some computer wizardry to make the IP address match an enemy of yours.

I prefer the second one. The reaction of all interested parties would be so hilarious.

You sound like a nigger.

 

[YikNemoShmoall]

Let's just hit her with a car and then killing Alan Moore can be the bonus round.

Or ..we put in Alan Moore in a box with a light source and a supply of high calorie food. After days of pecking at the light and increasing in mass we just strap him to the rear of a plane and head for Chelsea's home town. All it will take is a bit of split second timing and bingo. Justice is served.

 

[tsuzoku]

Or ..we put in Alan Moore in a box with a light source and a supply of high calorie food. After days of pecking at the light and increasing in mass we just strap him to the rear of a plane and head for Chelsea's home town. All it will take is a bit of split second timing and bingo. Justice is served.

I love kiwifarms

 

[AprilRains]

I love kiwifarms

But we didn't love you, apparently.

 

[nosemouth]

Or ..we put in Alan Moore in a box with a light source and a supply of high calorie food. After days of pecking at the light and increasing in mass we just strap him to the rear of a plane and head for Chelsea's home town. All it will take is a bit of split second timing and bingo. Justice is served.

Or we push Paula Poundstone off the roof.

 

[Rekkington]

But we didn't love you, apparently.

You guys love me though, right? I have some pretty cool takes.