DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ReentryPhantom]

Entire stream so far has been him bitching about how bad street fighter alpha 3 is and a nice rant about restreamers being criminals and how they would lose all their money if he could afford to sue them.

Now hes shitting on people who forced Kat to stop showing up on stream by being toxic. He is super fucking salty tonight.

That's his biggest low-key beg tactic, playing the victim

 

[millais]

On the stream, someone got him to talk about how he hasn't played a single offline/real-life Street Fighter match since he left Connecticut in 2014. The last IRL match he ever played was against Jahn Rambo. If he had any more self awareness, he would realize how depressing that sounds.

 

[Muppetmode]

What tevin stream was the pandalee dancing clip from?

 

[thedingledongle]

More quality content from Ludwig

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(Apologies if this was posted, I didn't see it)

 

[Toilet Man]

What tevin stream was the pandalee dancing clip from?

Tevin discovered the Panda dancing video during DSP's most recent Retrospective iirc.

 

[ANDS!]

Uh oh, Phil won't like this. Phil will be on the couch at 2 in the morning catching up on SmackDown's debut on Fox with gin in hand, only to see one of his many enemies, in this case Dr Disrespect, (probably) make an appearance on the show... or he's just getting paid to promote it.
source: https://twitter.com/drdisrespect/status/1180226611179732992
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. . .beat me to it (not that hard given the time difference). More to the point: Apex, Call of Duty and Ghost Recon sponsorship after his "bathroom foibles" (that he turned into a vacation and a win) and Burnell claiming The DOC isn't a real gamer. Oh and ProJared (who had a weird nose and totally looks like a creep) pulling more viewers with MTG: Arena. . .can't be good on the ego. Also the "purple haired muppet" on The Daily Show.

 

[flatsoda]

heaving_earth (including as phrenelith) chipped in to the tune of $557.01. Yeah.

Some streamchat convo from phrenelith tonight (10/04/19) and the picture becomes clearer.

[2019-10-05 04:16:00 UTC] phrenelith: @infinite_55 A bigger insult to who, American women? A lot of them have a a bad mindset. Pretty Self-absorbed, not looking for just equality of opportunity, they want equality of outcome in all walks of life without having to take on the responsibility or hardships that come with that. AS VicVondDOOM put it, it's a deep rabbit hole. you can Watch Karen Straughan's videos on YT -- THAT is an amazing woman. And I'd marry her if I had the chance
[2019-10-05 04:16:20 UTC] infinite_55: dspSurpriseddsp
[2019-10-05 04:16:52 UTC] infinite_55: @phrenelith I was just breaking your balls
[2019-10-05 04:17:51 UTC] phrenelith: All the Kim Kardashians of the world... they can take their horse butts out to graze on the pasture with the rest of flea-bitten varmints! dspRage [2019-10-05 04:17:58 UTC] polish__frog: uh yikes
[2019-10-05 04:18:25 UTC] infinite_55: @phrenelith is on a roll!
[2019-10-05 04:18:51 UTC] m5nsx: @Polish__Frog nothin we could do
[2019-10-05 04:18:57 UTC] phrenelith: hey @infinite_55 you want to see something funny... google "kim kardashian break the internet horse"
[2019-10-05 04:20:13 UTC] m5nsx: flea-bitten kim Kardashian horse butt. Well that's a first [2019-10-05 04:21:04 UTC] infinite_55: @M5NSX Right?! LUL
[2019-10-05 04:21:06 UTC] phrenelith: i didn't make all those images
[2019-10-05 04:22:48 UTC] phrenelith: it's funny though. you got these women probably going to the plastic surgeon to get the fat from their stomach and thighs liposuctioned to be injected into their asses. so they have these tiny waists and legs and giant asses.
[2019-10-05 04:23:07 UTC] m5nsx: @phrenelith its all for the gram bro
[2019-10-05 04:23:15 UTC] phrenelith: if you guys find that attractive, that's cool

I don't know how these weirdos find DSP and decide to fling money into DSP's tin cup.
Maybe his pigsnorts emit some soundwave that resonates with incel brains and loosens their wallets?
It's weird.

The Grift Continues . . .

 

[Toilet Man]

Imagine being a DSP paypig shitting on women for being entitled. Zero self-awareness.

 

[vroomrustproof]

Now hes shitting on people who forced Kat to stop showing up on stream by being toxic.

He really ran out of things to bitch about, huh? Either that or still holds shitty ass grudges

Phil, the last time we saw your soulmaid on stream was a year ago, get the fuck over with it

 

[Mike Hunt]

Gotta say I’m over this “Chill” stream phase he's been doing. Every other game he plays has to have the preface that it’s really not about the gameplay and more about interaction....so just cut out the middle man and stop playing the damn games. Plenty of twitch thots steal money in the just chatting category, he could sausage up on the couch and do even less work

His constant obsession with thinking he has to play a game and having his streaming career defined as being a gamer is just so weird when he also constantly has to remind his fans that the focus of the stream isn’t actually about the said games. I just don’t get, imagine a world where dark just played games he actually wanted to on the day streams and just hung out at night for an hour or two, he’d probably be a lot happier.

I still stand by he should just become a reaction streamer, just tell your fans what movie/show you’re about to watch, give them a minute to sync up with you and just watch shit with them. But no, Phil is a real gamer so he’s gotta constantly be playing games even when he makes it pretty clear he doesn’t want 2

I dunno fam, Phil probably knows that he can't provide enough stream content for a couple of hours by himself. He doesn't have much interests, doesn't know much about the world, doesn't even browse random stuff on the internet, and his day-to-day existence is so boring as a shut-in that if his braindead fans aren't asking questions, he'll probably just be alternating staring into the camera in silence and then begging his viewers for interaction/questions. He might get triggered enough with a question to go into a mini-rant/oration, but once that ends and no other question is queued, it's back to silence and occasional begging.

And even in the times when his chat is active in his scenario, he'll end up answering most queries with variations of "I don't know", which kills the conversation. All questions have to be about the limited things he knows.

The games on the chill stream are there as fillers for Phil's lack of interesting personal content. He knows nothing else that's as low-effort he could use as filler.

 

[kebab4you]

Tevin discovered the Panda dancing video during DSP's most recent Retrospective iirc.

Any link? Sounds like it could get a chuckle or two.

 

[Toilet Man]

Any link? Sounds like it could get a chuckle or two.

Spoiler

Skip to 1:58:00 and you should be good.

For the original video without Tevin:

Spoiler

 

[Comma]

He really ran out of things to bitch about, huh? Either that or still holds shitty ass grudges

That's impossible, because

D E B U N K E D

 

[vroomrustproof]

Amazing how much of a whiny bitch he is, makes barely any money for the past few days and acts like he didn't make bank a week ago from all those subs, bits and his whales. It's as if that money he got never happened

Edit: Was watching https://youtu.be/SqGNdJUb3HY

"I have a lovely wife, an awesome cat, as a pet"

I love how he had to let people know that he was talking about Jasper and not about his soulmaid

Speaking of Kat (the wife), does Dave really have to insist everytime him and his stream chat have "the talk" that he is a married man? He's a married man, dood! He needs that money, he really does! To give weekly gifts to her so she doesn't leave!

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Speaking of Kat (the wife), does Dave really have to insist everytime him and his stream chat have "the talk" that he is a married man?

You see, Dave is a manbaby. He low key knows he's a manbaby and that's why he constantly has to regurgitate the 'mature adult, married man' bullshit.

Because people IRL don't take him seriously because he plays games all day, Khet is probably embarrassed to tell her friends what her souldmate hubby does for a living, out of fear that they might look him up out of curiosity and see he's a gout-ridden e beggar.

His parents probably don't take him seriously as well, to the point where his own mother has to tell him to get a fucking job and gives him 10 damn years to do so, knowing her son is a centient sausage and a lazy bum.

Twitch is the only place Dark feels like a big boy and can assert his dominance over the wheelchairs. That's why he constantly schools them about how real life works, the inner workings of a mature adult and the responsibilities of a middle-aged decomposing ghoul.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He really is the King of Wheelchair Symbols

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I bet if Phil ever had a meet and greet with his fans it would look like the ending to Amadeus with Phil being wheelchaired out to insult his cadre of feebs, gimps, trainables and invalids.

 

[DSPGouting]

I bet if Phil ever had a meet and greet with his fans it would look like the ending to Amadeus with Phil being wheelchaired out to insult his cadre of feebs, gimps, trainables and invalids.

‘Uhh doood! I could never have a meet and greet you nudnik, do you realise how many mentally ill in the head trolls would show up and physically attack me, jasper and Kat, ack ack ack, etc etc,

Or something

 

[Pargon]

‘Uhh doood! I could never have a meet and greet you nudnik, do you realise how many mentally ill in the head trolls would show up and physically attack me, jasper and Kat, ack ack ack, etc etc,

Or something

What a life he leads. Can't even meet or hang out with people who genuinely like him for fear of a bit of public mockery. Not even guaranteed mockery; just potential mockery.

I mean, even if I was DSP I wouldn't want to hang out with one of my fans because they're all more retarded than he is, but that's not the reason he gives.

 

[actually]

Saw this on lipjan's twitter (@mrlipjan) feed, and it's a good point. Kat's income is non-negligible, so it's worth determining approximately how much she brings in.

Seattle's minimum wage this year is $12/hr. Let's assume, given her apparently ever-changing schedule, that she works an hourly wage job, so that applies. Let's also give benefit of the doubt, since we don't know whether she's gotten any raises or anything, and use that $12/hr figure as our basis.

She's off at least 2 days a week, and it sounds like she often heads to work in the late afternoon. So the question is how many hours is she working? I think, to be safe, we should assume 25-35 hours a week. No idea what benefits (like insurance) she gets, so I'm not going to factor anything like that in. Let's assume she works 50 weeks out of the year, just to again give the benefit of the doubt and find the low end of her income.

So we get the following: $12/hr * 25-35 hrs/wk * 50 wk/yr = $15,000-$21,000 / yr. Assuming it's spread over 12 months, she contributes PRE-TAX income of ~$1250-$1750. Take out 1/3 for taxes, and you get something in the neighborhood of $837.50-$1172.50. So not massive, but certainly a decent amount, considering how much Phil's bringing in.