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[Distant Stare]

I caused a large part of the country to change their laws, doing something completely legally, and I won't/can't say what it is because they don't want it to be known and challenged. Keep people ignorant of their rights.

I fought the law and I won, then they changed the law because they didn't know that someone would use that particular part of it.

But did you literally gas degenerates on Antarctica?

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

I have, at different times in my life, lived in three separate towns in three separate states with populations of less than 100 people. Two of them were named after local wild ungulates. In one, my backyard was 50,000 acres of private forestland, and my daily commute involved a 45-minute ATV ride.

 

[TFT-A9]

I unironically love stupid video-game related merchandise. I have a Chespin plush I adore and 2 Fallout pint glasses I would hurt someone over if they broke them somehow.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

I passed a kidney stone today and it hurts worse than you imagine.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have a library of roughly 20,000 books

in e-book format...

 

[Count groudon]

Despite never studying gymnastics, I can do a perfect backflip and cartwheel. I mostly use these skills to impersonate The Pain from mgs 3.

 

[Chewy Suarez]

I was the first in my school to ever make it down to my State National Geographic Bee, but got out in the preliminary round because they had enough kids who got a perfect 10/10 (I had a 9/10) so I could’ve made Nationals if they didn’t have enough kids. I still have the medal from when I won and pictures at State. It was fun.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I have been homeless three separate times, including in one of the largest cities on the West Coast. I was also arrested as a 'political agitator', but released the next day because I was mistaken for another guy who was in town at the same time.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

I'm not really a nazi, nationalist or racist (well except for anglos, indians and ukrainians, but other races like niggers, muslims, chinks etc. are perfectly fine with me).

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I used Drake's bathroom at his house one time.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I feel extremely guilty whenever I'm attracted to someone younger than me, even if it's just by a few days.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I have the only complete collection of Nirvana's Sliver on the planet.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have a bad habit of developing crushes on people that are either completely incompatible with me, or where factors would make trying to develop a relationship near impossible without fucking it up (co-workers, distance, already in a relationship ect...)

 

[Revo]

I am courious to hear some gypsy jokes.

 

[Migraineur]

I love old houses - especially historical properties. I'd explore every single one if I could, squatters and dangerous animals be damned.

Abandoned/forgotten stuff in general really. Objects, clothes, etc. It's a wonder I'm not a hoarder.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I've been married and divorced three times, two of those were only to help friends out.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

What do you call a Gyppo in a white tracksuit?

The Bride.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I'm not actually mentally deficient.

 

[Count groudon]

I love studying architecture and home decor.

Fittingly enough, this love comes from me loving Luigi’s mansion as a kid and autistically studying the layout of each room in the mansion. Weird how interests can start like that, huh?

 

[Titty Figurine]

I'm not working in a haunted house this year for powerlevel reasons, but I have for about the past ten years running.

It makes next to nothing and depending on your set leaves you with bruises, no voice, no hair on your temples, and permanently pink for the whole month of October, but if you love scaring people it's 110% worth it.

Edited to fix a space