Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I'm not allowed to work in the US due to "Moral Turpitude". Only found this out last year when my work visa got nixed, so "volunteered" instead.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

I'm actually female -but not a TERF! I just like mocking troons, faggots and abbos!

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I'm not working in a haunted house this year for powerlevel reasons, but I have for about the past ten years running.

It makes next to nothing and depending on your set leaves you with bruises, no voice, no hair on your temples, and permanently pink for the whole month of October, but if you love scaring people it's 110% worth it.

I used to be semi - permanently blue for late October / early November, due to the black pigments, (that left a blue stain) that we used to use at a no doubt similar thing.

If you want to know terror, I met a Norwegian friend of mine on the bus one evening as I was going to the venue for my bit. He thought it was a fantastic idea and proceeded to grab the black makeup and do full blackface. Like full face jet black with blonde hair blue eyes. Never been so glad to get off a bus.

 

[BOONES]

I have a huge collection of bladed weapons. Not even for edgy reasons (no pun intended) but rather I just love the history and use of different knives, swords and sharp blades. Just something so satisfying about sharpening your favorite til you can see cut through stuff like butter.

 

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I have a huge collection of bladed weapons. Not even for edgy reasons (no pun intended) but rather I just love the history and use of different knives, swords and sharp blades. Just something so satisfying about sharpening your favorite til you can see cut through stuff like butter.

By stuff do you mean butter?

edit: I own the original "Hero" Wolverine blades from the first X-Men Film. They are chipped to fuck though.

 

[Recoil]

I can somehow semi-accurately predict the weather by smelling the air.

Like if it’s gonna rain or there’s rain someplace close I can smell moisture in the air, and if a lightning storm is nearby I can smell moisture mixed with some weird smell the kind of smells like hot air mixed with plastic. This skill has been of very little use to me through my lifetime.

That smell is free floating ozone. The word 'ozone' is derived from the Greek Ozein, to smell.

 

[BOONES]

By stuff do you mean butter?

Heavy meats such as a full pork shoulder.

 

[Nekoyama]

Im highly suicidal and might be devolving schizophrenia.

 

[Black Waltz]

I'm incredibly stupid when it comes to money

 

[yasscat]

I am courious to hear some gypsy jokes.

I am a gypsy joke

 

[Black Waltz]

I only ever had any romantic interest in like, 3 people

 

[A Welsh Cake]

My second partner ever was a 30 year old indonesian married woman, who I didn't know was married at the time. I was only an 18 yr old babby.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The mall nearest to me is a regional landmark that attracts tourists from all around the world. I have no idea why.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Up until two or three years ago, I suffered from severe paranoid delusions. I saw things that weren't there and heard people saying things they didn't actually say. Until I medicated, it was so bad that someone could be saying something in a conversation and I'd hear something totally different. I was only diagnosed after I beat up another kid in high school because I swore I heard him saying some shit I won't repeat here.

 

[No Exit]

I suffer from beginner's luck with everything I do.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I live in an area where you get treated as an anomaly if you have both left wing and right wing opinions. Ever see that old boomer meme saying that if you've ever been called a hippy, a Nazi, a communist, a fascist, an SJW, an alt-righter, a liberal or a conservative in a single day, you're probably X political party? That actually did happen with me, and all in a single day.

 

[Count groudon]

i have a weird fascination with the moon and the stars. Ever since I was a kid, I’d i got too stressed out I’d go outside, lay in my hammock, and just stare up at the night sky for hours.

It’s literally the most relaxing thing in the world.

 

[Backs my Walls]

I can open my own fucking doors thanks

 

[Xitaens]

I live in a bizarre alternate universe

 

[Count groudon]

I really like music that features accordions or panflutes. They have this weird romantic sound to em that I really dig.